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"Chocolate is always good, doesn't matter what time of day it is!! I really want baklava" Had to google that, looks goooorgeous! Perfect brekkie sweet treat. Still want chocolate though. | |||
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"Yes I do in fact, the people that I bought my car from sent me a big box of hotel chocolat choccies. Sharing is caring after all "Oh so jealous! Love their chilli chocolate! | |||
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"I have some Cadburys Creations Jelly Beans and Popping Candy chocolate here! What you got to exchange it for? I want goods not services "I'm prepared to bargain for the right deal | |||
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"Always have chocolate Spare chocolate though? Is there such a thing?" Chocolate is only really for sharing when you feel physically sick after eating waaaaay too much... but bear me in mind for any such chocolate donations | |||
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"I hate chocolate You can have my allocation "You're a rare breed my dear I'm sure! | |||
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"Any chocolate that I have is never spare! It's mine I tells ya! Mine!! "Pud'em up! Pud'em up! Fightcha for it! | |||
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"...chocolate? I want chocolate. So bad. Don't know why. Donations gratefully accepted. I thank you. " Nope - but, thanks mostly to chocolate, I've got a spare tyre you can have?   | |||
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"Any chocolate that I have is never spare! It's mine I tells ya! Mine!!
Pud'em up! Pud'em up! Fightcha for it!"This could get messy... | |||
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"...chocolate? I want chocolate. So bad. Don't know why. Donations gratefully accepted. I thank you. Nope - but, thanks mostly to chocolate, I've got a spare tyre you can have? "Got one of those. Mines mostly due to mac & cheese though. Different brand. | |||
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"Always have chocolate Spare chocolate though? Is there such a thing? Chocolate is only really for sharing when you feel physically sick after eating waaaaay too much... but bear me in mind for any such chocolate donations "Will do but I wouldn't rely on me | |||
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"I hate chocolate You can have my allocation "Same here. | |||
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"I hate chocolate You can have my allocation
You're a rare breed my dear I'm sure! "Weirdo. Just say it - that's what everyone with their heads in the chocolate bar mountain at work says .
At least I have great taste in music though | |||
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"Always have chocolate Spare chocolate though? Is there such a thing? Chocolate is only really for sharing when you feel physically sick after eating waaaaay too much... but bear me in mind for any such chocolate donations
Will do but I wouldn't rely on me " | |||
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"I have some Cadburys Creations Jelly Beans and Popping Candy chocolate here! What you got to exchange it for? I want goods not services
I'm prepared to bargain for the right deal"I'm not talking a small bar here! It's not one but two of them maaahoooosive slabs! Now, let's feel the fibre of your fabric! Whatcha got that I might want | |||
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"I hate chocolate You can have my allocation
Same here. "Chocolate hating, that's a new one on me I gotta say.  | |||
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"...chocolate? I want chocolate. So bad. Don't know why. Donations gratefully accepted. I thank you. " Time of month? Lol. | |||
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"I hate chocolate You can have my allocation
You're a rare breed my dear I'm sure!
Weirdo. Just say it - that's what everyone with their heads in the chocolate bar mountain at work says .
At least I have great taste in music though "Haha I wish I was like you  | |||
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"Share chocolate?! " Only for something much better, chocolate can be replaced, opportunity can't | |||
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"I have some Cadburys Creations Jelly Beans and Popping Candy chocolate here! What you got to exchange it for? I want goods not services
I'm prepared to bargain for the right deal
I'm not talking a small bar here! It's not one but two of them maaahoooosive slabs!
Now, let's feel the fibre of your fabric! Whatcha got that I might want "(Poker face) ahem... howasabout a pot of tea and a fry up for one mahoosive bar!? | |||
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"Share chocolate?! Only for something much better, chocolate can be replaced, opportunity can't "Ok this makes sense | |||
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"I have loads of chocolate in my house but I very rarely eat it. Feel free to pop over and fill ya boots "Wooop see you in an hour! | |||
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"I have some Cadburys Creations Jelly Beans and Popping Candy chocolate here! What you got to exchange it for? I want goods not services
I'm prepared to bargain for the right deal
I'm not talking a small bar here! It's not one but two of them maaahoooosive slabs!
Now, let's feel the fibre of your fabric! Whatcha got that I might want
(Poker face) ahem... howasabout a pot of tea and a fry up for one mahoosive bar!? "Hmmm it's a decent start for sure, however I'll counter with a pot of tea and a lemon drizzle cake for half a slab! | |||
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"Any chocolate that I have is never spare! It's mine I tells ya! Mine!!
Pud'em up! Pud'em up! Fightcha for it!
This could get messy... "I do enjoy a mud wrestle | |||
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"Share chocolate?! I know. Crazy fool" I'm terrible at sharing food, you need to be special to get mine | |||
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"I have some Cadburys Creations Jelly Beans and Popping Candy chocolate here! What you got to exchange it for? I want goods not services
I'm prepared to bargain for the right deal
I'm not talking a small bar here! It's not one but two of them maaahoooosive slabs!
Now, let's feel the fibre of your fabric! Whatcha got that I might want
(Poker face) ahem... howasabout a pot of tea and a fry up for one mahoosive bar!?
Hmmm it's a decent start for sure, however I'll counter with a pot of tea and a lemon drizzle cake for half a slab! "Lemon drizzle cake... mmmmmm. Done! | |||
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"Share chocolate?! I know. Crazy fool" It was a desperate long shot I know. Shameless. | |||
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"...chocolate? I want chocolate. So bad. Don't know why. Donations gratefully accepted. I thank you. Time of month? Lol." Oddly no. I must have seen some subliminal advertising somewhere on my brain, or dreamed about it I reckon | |||
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have my Cadbury. .. no reward needed! ! | |||
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"I have some Cadburys Creations Jelly Beans and Popping Candy chocolate here! What you got to exchange it for? I want goods not services
I'm prepared to bargain for the right deal
I'm not talking a small bar here! It's not one but two of them maaahoooosive slabs!
Now, let's feel the fibre of your fabric! Whatcha got that I might want
(Poker face) ahem... howasabout a pot of tea and a fry up for one mahoosive bar!?
Hmmm it's a decent start for sure, however I'll counter with a pot of tea and a lemon drizzle cake for half a slab!
Lemon drizzle cake... mmmmmm. Done!"Wait hang on, you've got to give ME the drizzle! I'm not sharing it with you? | |||
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"Share chocolate?! I know. Crazy fool I'm terrible at sharing food, you need to be special to get mine " If it's chocolate you need to be a good sniper to get mine | |||
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"if a woman needs some chocolate you shouldn't argue or try to take advantage it might and badly! just give it to her and you might get rewarded afterwards!
have my Cadbury. .. no reward needed! !"Supply and demand! Now hush before you ruin contract negotiations | |||
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"if a woman needs some chocolate you shouldn't argue or try to take advantage it might and badly! just give it to her and you might get rewarded afterwards!
have my Cadbury. .. no reward needed! !
Supply and demand! Now hush before you ruin contract negotiations "you got me all wrong... don't you know how grateful a woman can be if you give her what she needs? | |||
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"if a woman needs some chocolate you shouldn't argue or try to take advantage it might and badly! just give it to her and you might get rewarded afterwards!
have my Cadbury. .. no reward needed! !"Defffffffinitelyyyyy!!!! | |||
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"I have some Cadburys Creations Jelly Beans and Popping Candy chocolate here! What you got to exchange it for? I want goods not services
I'm prepared to bargain for the right deal
I'm not talking a small bar here! It's not one but two of them maaahoooosive slabs!
Now, let's feel the fibre of your fabric! Whatcha got that I might want
(Poker face) ahem... howasabout a pot of tea and a fry up for one mahoosive bar!?
Hmmm it's a decent start for sure, however I'll counter with a pot of tea and a lemon drizzle cake for half a slab!
Lemon drizzle cake... mmmmmm. Done!
Wait hang on, you've got to give ME the drizzle! I'm not sharing it with you? "(Cuts a thin sliver for Jess) (Hands you the rest of the cake) (Does 'giz the goods then' stance) | |||
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"if a woman needs some chocolate you shouldn't argue or try to take advantage it might and badly! just give it to her and you might get rewarded afterwards!
have my Cadbury. .. no reward needed! !
Supply and demand! Now hush before you ruin contract negotiations
you got me all wrong... don't you know how grateful a woman can be if you give her what she needs? "yeah!  | |||
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"if a woman needs some chocolate you shouldn't argue or try to take advantage it might and badly! just give it to her and you might get rewarded afterwards!
have my Cadbury. .. no reward needed! !
Supply and demand! Now hush before you ruin contract negotiations
you got me all wrong... don't you know how grateful a woman can be if you give her what she needs? "I'm well aware, but I don't want her to be grateful, I want her to bake | |||
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"I may have just purchased a peanut butter Oreo bar "Drooooool. | |||
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"I have a huge bag of Easter chocolate in my cupboard. " I'm nicking it. I've nicked it. | |||
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"if a woman needs some chocolate you shouldn't argue or try to take advantage it might and badly! just give it to her and you might get rewarded afterwards!
have my Cadbury. .. no reward needed! !
Defffffffinitelyyyyy!!!! "come on over, come on over baby... can't remember who sang that... anyway, come over and let's have a chocolate breakfast | |||
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"...chocolate? I want chocolate. So bad. Don't know why. Donations gratefully accepted. I thank you. " SPARE chocolate? I don't understand the question, does that actually exist? I think its a figment of your imagination young lady! On the other hand, i do have some spare figs! | |||
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"I have some Cadburys Creations Jelly Beans and Popping Candy chocolate here! What you got to exchange it for? I want goods not services
I'm prepared to bargain for the right deal
I'm not talking a small bar here! It's not one but two of them maaahoooosive slabs!
Now, let's feel the fibre of your fabric! Whatcha got that I might want
(Poker face) ahem... howasabout a pot of tea and a fry up for one mahoosive bar!?
Hmmm it's a decent start for sure, however I'll counter with a pot of tea and a lemon drizzle cake for half a slab!
Lemon drizzle cake... mmmmmm. Done!
Wait hang on, you've got to give ME the drizzle! I'm not sharing it with you?
(Cuts a thin sliver for Jess)
(Hands you the rest of the cake)
(Does 'giz the goods then' stance) "Looks at the sliver like so ..... 
Mouths very quiet but firmly .... MINE! | |||
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"if a woman needs some chocolate you shouldn't argue or try to take advantage it might and badly! just give it to her and you might get rewarded afterwards!
have my Cadbury. .. no reward needed! !
Supply and demand! Now hush before you ruin contract negotiations
you got me all wrong... don't you know how grateful a woman can be if you give her what she needs?
I'm well aware, but I don't want her to be grateful, I want her to bake "I am sure she'd make things hot for you | |||
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"if a woman needs some chocolate you shouldn't argue or try to take advantage it might and badly! just give it to her and you might get rewarded afterwards!
have my Cadbury. .. no reward needed! !
Defffffffinitelyyyyy!!!!
come on over, come on over baby... can't remember who sang that... anyway, come over and let's have a chocolate breakfast "See you in ten! Bringing the prosecco;-) | |||
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"...chocolate? I want chocolate. So bad. Don't know why. Donations gratefully accepted. I thank you. SPARE chocolate? I don't understand the question, does that actually exist? I think its a figment of your imagination young lady! On the other hand, i do have some spare figs! "Love a fresh fig | |||
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"if a woman needs some chocolate you shouldn't argue or try to take advantage it might and badly! just give it to her and you might get rewarded afterwards!
have my Cadbury. .. no reward needed! !
Supply and demand! Now hush before you ruin contract negotiations
you got me all wrong... don't you know how grateful a woman can be if you give her what she needs?
I'm well aware, but I don't want her to be grateful, I want her to bake
I am sure she'd make things hot for you "My baking may not be on par. However the desire for chocolate is enough to make me channel my inner nigella...! | |||
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"I have some Cadburys Creations Jelly Beans and Popping Candy chocolate here! What you got to exchange it for? I want goods not services
I'm prepared to bargain for the right deal
I'm not talking a small bar here! It's not one but two of them maaahoooosive slabs!
Now, let's feel the fibre of your fabric! Whatcha got that I might want
(Poker face) ahem... howasabout a pot of tea and a fry up for one mahoosive bar!?
Hmmm it's a decent start for sure, however I'll counter with a pot of tea and a lemon drizzle cake for half a slab!
Lemon drizzle cake... mmmmmm. Done!
Wait hang on, you've got to give ME the drizzle! I'm not sharing it with you?
(Cuts a thin sliver for Jess)
(Hands you the rest of the cake)
(Does 'giz the goods then' stance)
Looks at the sliver like so .....
Mouths very quiet but firmly .... MINE! "*bares teeth... hands over the sliver after I've licked it | |||
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"Chocolate is always good, doesn't matter what time of day it is!! I really want baklava" Ahh yes one of our faves we discovered on Zante. OP I've just ordered two Kinder Easter Egg packs, look yummy,ostensibly for the kids but they are good at sharing
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"I hate chocolate You can have my allocation " how can this be??? | |||
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PTU xxx | |||
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"I have some Cadburys Creations Jelly Beans and Popping Candy chocolate here! What you got to exchange it for? I want goods not services
I'm prepared to bargain for the right deal
I'm not talking a small bar here! It's not one but two of them maaahoooosive slabs!
Now, let's feel the fibre of your fabric! Whatcha got that I might want
(Poker face) ahem... howasabout a pot of tea and a fry up for one mahoosive bar!?
Hmmm it's a decent start for sure, however I'll counter with a pot of tea and a lemon drizzle cake for half a slab!
Lemon drizzle cake... mmmmmm. Done!
Wait hang on, you've got to give ME the drizzle! I'm not sharing it with you?
(Cuts a thin sliver for Jess)
(Hands you the rest of the cake)
(Does 'giz the goods then' stance)
Looks at the sliver like so .....
Mouths very quiet but firmly .... MINE!
*bares teeth... hands over the sliver after I've licked it "You've licked it?!!!
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"Chocolate is always good, doesn't matter what time of day it is!! I really want baklava" That's in a whole different category Merry that's finger food | |||
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"if a woman needs some chocolate you shouldn't argue or try to take advantage it might and badly! just give it to her and you might get rewarded afterwards!
have my Cadbury. .. no reward needed! !
Supply and demand! Now hush before you ruin contract negotiations
you got me all wrong... don't you know how grateful a woman can be if you give her what she needs?
I'm well aware, but I don't want her to be grateful, I want her to bake
I am sure she'd make things hot for you
My baking may not be on par. However the desire for chocolate is enough to make me channel my inner nigella...! "Mmmmmm nigella!!! | |||
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"After buying Easter eggs for my daughters and then eating said Easter eggs. I've now had to buy more and lock them in the boot of my car. I'm too lazy to trek down all the stairs n cross the road. I do have a secret stash tho.
PTU xxx "Haha brilliant! Thank god I dont have kids, they wouldn't get a look in. | |||
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"I have some Cadburys Creations Jelly Beans and Popping Candy chocolate here! What you got to exchange it for? I want goods not services
I'm prepared to bargain for the right deal
I'm not talking a small bar here! It's not one but two of them maaahoooosive slabs!
Now, let's feel the fibre of your fabric! Whatcha got that I might want
(Poker face) ahem... howasabout a pot of tea and a fry up for one mahoosive bar!?
Hmmm it's a decent start for sure, however I'll counter with a pot of tea and a lemon drizzle cake for half a slab!
Lemon drizzle cake... mmmmmm. Done!
Wait hang on, you've got to give ME the drizzle! I'm not sharing it with you?
(Cuts a thin sliver for Jess)
(Hands you the rest of the cake)
(Does 'giz the goods then' stance)
Looks at the sliver like so .....
Mouths very quiet but firmly .... MINE!
*bares teeth... hands over the sliver after I've licked it
You've licked it?!!!
Takes the rest of the cake, throws a quarter of the half of agreed slab and stomps off! "A quarter of a massive slab should be enough to make me feel physically sick. Woooohooo! | |||
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"if a woman needs some chocolate you shouldn't argue or try to take advantage it might and badly! just give it to her and you might get rewarded afterwards!
have my Cadbury. .. no reward needed! !
Supply and demand! Now hush before you ruin contract negotiations
you got me all wrong... don't you know how grateful a woman can be if you give her what she needs?
I'm well aware, but I don't want her to be grateful, I want her to bake
I am sure she'd make things hot for you "Cake isn't supposed to be hot! You're ruining these negotiations with your lewd innuendo! I like the cut of your gib | |||
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"if a woman needs some chocolate you shouldn't argue or try to take advantage it might and badly! just give it to her and you might get rewarded afterwards!
have my Cadbury. .. no reward needed! !
Supply and demand! Now hush before you ruin contract negotiations
you got me all wrong... don't you know how grateful a woman can be if you give her what she needs?
I'm well aware, but I don't want her to be grateful, I want her to bake
I am sure she'd make things hot for you
My baking may not be on par. However the desire for chocolate is enough to make me channel my inner nigella...!
Mmmmmm nigella!!! " | |||
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"...chocolate? I want chocolate. So bad. Don't know why. Donations gratefully accepted. I thank you. " i might have
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"I have some Cadburys Creations Jelly Beans and Popping Candy chocolate here! What you got to exchange it for? I want goods not services
I'm prepared to bargain for the right deal
I'm not talking a small bar here! It's not one but two of them maaahoooosive slabs!
Now, let's feel the fibre of your fabric! Whatcha got that I might want
(Poker face) ahem... howasabout a pot of tea and a fry up for one mahoosive bar!?
Hmmm it's a decent start for sure, however I'll counter with a pot of tea and a lemon drizzle cake for half a slab!
Lemon drizzle cake... mmmmmm. Done!
Wait hang on, you've got to give ME the drizzle! I'm not sharing it with you?
(Cuts a thin sliver for Jess)
(Hands you the rest of the cake)
(Does 'giz the goods then' stance)
Looks at the sliver like so .....
Mouths very quiet but firmly .... MINE!
*bares teeth... hands over the sliver after I've licked it
You've licked it?!!!
Takes the rest of the cake, throws a quarter of the half of agreed slab and stomps off!
A quarter of a massive slab should be enough to make me feel physically sick. Woooohooo! "Er no it won't, it's roughly two bars and I've picked out the jelly beans and popping candy for licking my sliver! | |||
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"After buying Easter eggs for my daughters and then eating said Easter eggs. I've now had to buy more and lock them in the boot of my car. I'm too lazy to trek down all the stairs n cross the road. I do have a secret stash tho.
PTU xxx "I left the Easter eggs alone but ate two packs of mini eggs (that I don't even like) and a couple of packs of Malteser bunnies. All replaced and tucked further away from my reach now. | |||
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"I have a chocolate orange or chocolate buttons?" I read that as orange chocolate buttons  | |||
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"I ejaculate melted chocolate" weird but tasty and erotic! | |||
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"...chocolate? I want chocolate. So bad. Don't know why. Donations gratefully accepted. I thank you. i might have
but i only share on my terms "I make a good cuppa? | |||
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"I have a star bar or giant galaxy you can have or maybe we could swap something xxx" Galaxy is the work of the devil  | |||
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"I have some Cadburys Creations Jelly Beans and Popping Candy chocolate here! What you got to exchange it for? I want goods not services
I'm prepared to bargain for the right deal
I'm not talking a small bar here! It's not one but two of them maaahoooosive slabs!
Now, let's feel the fibre of your fabric! Whatcha got that I might want
(Poker face) ahem... howasabout a pot of tea and a fry up for one mahoosive bar!?
Hmmm it's a decent start for sure, however I'll counter with a pot of tea and a lemon drizzle cake for half a slab!
Lemon drizzle cake... mmmmmm. Done!
Wait hang on, you've got to give ME the drizzle! I'm not sharing it with you?
(Cuts a thin sliver for Jess)
(Hands you the rest of the cake)
(Does 'giz the goods then' stance)
Looks at the sliver like so .....
Mouths very quiet but firmly .... MINE!
*bares teeth... hands over the sliver after I've licked it
You've licked it?!!!
Takes the rest of the cake, throws a quarter of the half of agreed slab and stomps off!
A quarter of a massive slab should be enough to make me feel physically sick. Woooohooo!
Er no it won't, it's roughly two bars and I've picked out the jelly beans and popping candy for licking my sliver! "Jelly beans and popping candy are overrated. | |||
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"I have a chocolate orange or chocolate buttons?" buttons please. And the chocolate orange. | |||
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"I have a huge bag of Easter chocolate in my cupboard. " That reminds me, need to pick up a load of Easter Eggs for BBW Night at Eurekas - promised a few friends I'd turn up with chocolate. | |||
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"...chocolate? I want chocolate. So bad. Don't know why. Donations gratefully accepted. I thank you. " I have a pack of minstrels but too man flu'd up to eat them | |||
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"After buying Easter eggs for my daughters and then eating said Easter eggs. I've now had to buy more and lock them in the boot of my car. I'm too lazy to trek down all the stairs n cross the road. I do have a secret stash tho.
PTU xxx
I left the Easter eggs alone but ate two packs of mini eggs (that I don't even like) and a couple of packs of Malteser bunnies. All replaced and tucked further away from my reach now. "why is it so addictive! | |||
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"...chocolate? I want chocolate. So bad. Don't know why. Donations gratefully accepted. I thank you. I have a pack of minstrels but too man flu'd up to eat them" have to be in the mood for minstrels! | |||
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"...chocolate? I want chocolate. So bad. Don't know why. Donations gratefully accepted. I thank you. i might have
but i only share on my terms
I make a good cuppa? "that's a good start
here pick one from the box one only mind you you want more well your going to have to give more those are the rules | |||
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" I really want baklava" I tried one once but it stuck to my beard and the bank teller could still see who I was. Rubbish. | |||
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"I hate chocolate You can have my allocation "You hate chocolate?! | |||
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"After buying Easter eggs for my daughters and then eating said Easter eggs. I've now had to buy more and lock them in the boot of my car. I'm too lazy to trek down all the stairs n cross the road. I do have a secret stash tho.
PTU xxx
Haha brilliant! Thank god I dont have kids, they wouldn't get a look in."Rose said to me yesterday morning, I'll leAve these sweets n Biscuits here mum. With the knowledge that they are now mine! She's a good kid. X | |||
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"Green and blacks droooollll that's my favourite chocolate but say this...I'm not fussed when it's that time I NEED IT "oh green & blacks!!! 75% cocoa for me yum! | |||
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"After buying Easter eggs for my daughters and then eating said Easter eggs. I've now had to buy more and lock them in the boot of my car. I'm too lazy to trek down all the stairs n cross the road. I do have a secret stash tho.
PTU xxx
I left the Easter eggs alone but ate two packs of mini eggs (that I don't even like) and a couple of packs of Malteser bunnies. All replaced and tucked further away from my reach now. "Good girl. xxx | |||
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"...chocolate? I want chocolate. So bad. Don't know why. Donations gratefully accepted. I thank you. i might have
but i only share on my terms
I make a good cuppa?
that's a good start
here pick one from the box one only mind you you want more well your going to have to give more those are the rules "One cup of tea for one? That's a hard bargain! Howay, two? | |||
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"...chocolate? I want chocolate. So bad. Don't know why. Donations gratefully accepted. I thank you. " I've just opened a bag of Freddo Faces. Scariest looking fucking things I've ever seen. They're for kids? If they're on the set of The Omen maybe......... | |||
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"After buying Easter eggs for my daughters and then eating said Easter eggs. I've now had to buy more and lock them in the boot of my car. I'm too lazy to trek down all the stairs n cross the road. I do have a secret stash tho.
PTU xxx
Haha brilliant! Thank god I dont have kids, they wouldn't get a look in.
Rose said to me yesterday morning, I'll leAve these sweets n Biscuits here mum. With the knowledge that they are now mine! She's a good kid. X"you have them well trained!!! | |||
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"...chocolate? I want chocolate. So bad. Don't know why. Donations gratefully accepted. I thank you. " Go the shop | |||
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Can you please send the Toblerone by the medium of astral projection? Ta. "No sorry I carnt. If you want it you'll haf to come and get it | |||
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"...chocolate? I want chocolate. So bad. Don't know why. Donations gratefully accepted. I thank you. I've just opened a bag of Freddo Faces. Scariest looking fucking things I've ever seen. They're for kids? If they're on the set of The Omen maybe........." they look a lot less scarier when eaten I've heard | |||
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"...chocolate? I want chocolate. So bad. Don't know why. Donations gratefully accepted. I thank you. Go the shop" My nearest shop is miiiles away. Will you go for me? Pleeeeeeese? Aw thanks. | |||
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"I got harf a tin of quality street 1 large 360g toblerone And a large galaxy 390g bar Onley catch is its all in Margate
Can you please send the Toblerone by the medium of astral projection? Ta.
No sorry I carnt.
If you want it you'll haf to come and get it"(Sneakily Teleports the toblerone out of your cupboard into my fridge) | |||
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"...chocolate? I want chocolate. So bad. Don't know why. Donations gratefully accepted. I thank you. I've just opened a bag of Freddo Faces. Scariest looking fucking things I've ever seen. They're for kids? If they're on the set of The Omen maybe......... they look a lot less scarier when eaten I've heard "I can now confirm this to be true. | |||
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"I got harf a tin of quality street 1 large 360g toblerone And a large galaxy 390g bar Onley catch is its all in Margate
Can you please send the Toblerone by the medium of astral projection? Ta.
No sorry I carnt.
If you want it you'll haf to come and get it
(Sneakily Teleports the toblerone out of your cupboard into my fridge) "Lol | |||
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"...chocolate? I want chocolate. So bad. Don't know why. Donations gratefully accepted. I thank you. i might have
but i only share on my terms
I make a good cuppa?
that's a good start
here pick one from the box one only mind you you want more well your going to have to give more those are the rules
One cup of tea for one? That's a hard bargain! Howay, two? "that's me i hard negotiator I'm not sure you are willing or can handle what it takes to get two chocolates out of my box | |||
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"I have some Galaxy...but I don't share chocolate... "See,this is the correct answer | |||
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"I have some Galaxy...but I don't share chocolate...
See,this is the correct answer "I am surprised to learn people do! I'll share my man...but my galaxy? He'll no! | |||
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"Would you like some strawberries with your chocolate ? " Fruit and chocolate - never a good combo for me! I'll take the strawberries later with some prosecco though! | |||
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"I have some Galaxy...but I don't share chocolate...
See,this is the correct answer
I am surprised to learn people do!
I'll share my man...but my galaxy? He'll no! "*hell no! (Damn know-it-all phone!) | |||
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"I have a chocolate orange or chocolate buttons?buttons please. And the chocolate orange." So: All. The. Chocolate | |||
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I can now confirm this to be true. "hehe Freddos rock! | |||
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"...chocolate? I want chocolate. So bad. Don't know why. Donations gratefully accepted. I thank you. i might have
but i only share on my terms
I make a good cuppa?
that's a good start
here pick one from the box one only mind you you want more well your going to have to give more those are the rules
One cup of tea for one? That's a hard bargain! Howay, two?
that's me i hard negotiator I'm not sure you are willing or can handle what it takes to get two chocolates out of my box "I'm very very sneaky | |||
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"I have a chocolate orange or chocolate buttons? I read that as orange chocolate buttons "Sad tears or happy tears? | |||
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"I have a chocolate orange or chocolate buttons?buttons please. And the chocolate orange. So: All. The. Chocolate "All? Nah, just those two | |||
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"I have a chocolate orange or chocolate buttons? I read that as orange chocolate buttons
Sad tears or happy tears? "SAdd, because I have neither | |||
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"I literally just put a chocolate in my mouth as I opened this thread! " ooo whatcha got? | |||
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"I literally just put a chocolate in my mouth as I opened this thread! ooo whatcha got?" It was a box sitting on the desk at work, I picked a coffee one | |||
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"I have a chocolate orange or chocolate buttons? I read that as orange chocolate buttons
Sad tears or happy tears?
SAdd, because I have neither "they need to invent chocolate orange buttons...! | |||
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"Spare...? Chocolate...? Seriously? "I knoooowwwww, I'm deluded ... don't ruin the fantasy | |||
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"I literally just put a chocolate in my mouth as I opened this thread! ooo whatcha got? It was a box sitting on the desk at work, I picked a coffee one "love the coffee ones ... weird! | |||
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"Nope. I've got lots of apples and blueberries though. "blueberries are good! Not with chocolate though. | |||
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"Go get your blood sugar tested. I have the same urges for chocolate when my sugar levels are very low. " | |||
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"I have a chocolate orange or chocolate buttons?buttons please. And the chocolate orange. So: All. The. Chocolate
All? Nah, just those two"Can we at least share? That's a silly question, right? | |||
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"I have a chocolate orange or chocolate buttons? I read that as orange chocolate buttons
Sad tears or happy tears?
SAdd, because I have neither "Give me 10 minutes... | |||
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"I have a chocolate orange or chocolate buttons?buttons please. And the chocolate orange. So: All. The. Chocolate
All? Nah, just those two
Can we at least share? That's a silly question, right?"Go on then, I'll get the kettle on | |||
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"...chocolate? I want chocolate. So bad. Don't know why. Donations gratefully accepted. I thank you. i might have
but i only share on my terms
I make a good cuppa?
that's a good start
here pick one from the box one only mind you you want more well your going to have to give more those are the rules
One cup of tea for one? That's a hard bargain! Howay, two?
that's me i hard negotiator I'm not sure you are willing or can handle what it takes to get two chocolates out of my box
I'm very very sneaky "i prefer the term honest | |||
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"I have a chocolate orange or chocolate buttons?buttons please. And the chocolate orange. So: All. The. Chocolate
All? Nah, just those two
Can we at least share? That's a silly question, right?
Go on then, I'll get the kettle on "I thought putting chocolate and share in the same sentence violated some sort of ancient law | |||
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"I have a spare Galaxy bar "galaxy, the work of Satan. Shudder. | |||
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"I have a chocolate orange or chocolate buttons?buttons please. And the chocolate orange. So: All. The. Chocolate
All? Nah, just those two
Can we at least share? That's a silly question, right?
Go on then, I'll get the kettle on
I thought putting chocolate and share in the same sentence violated some sort of ancient law "meh, laws are meant to be broken! | |||
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"...chocolate? I want chocolate. So bad. Don't know why. Donations gratefully accepted. I thank you. I've just opened a bag of Freddo Faces. Scariest looking fucking things I've ever seen. They're for kids? If they're on the set of The Omen maybe......... they look a lot less scarier when eaten I've heard
I can now confirm this to be true. hehe Freddos rock! "I was a Freddo virgin until a few minutes ago...  | |||
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" I really want baklava" Keeps your face warm when on the mountains. Oh wait..... | |||
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"...chocolate? I want chocolate. So bad. Don't know why. Donations gratefully accepted. I thank you. I've just opened a bag of Freddo Faces. Scariest looking fucking things I've ever seen. They're for kids? If they're on the set of The Omen maybe......... they look a lot less scarier when eaten I've heard
I can now confirm this to be true. hehe Freddos rock!
I was a Freddo virgin until a few minutes ago... "ahhh congratulatory hug. how do you feel having popped the Freddo cherry? | |||
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"...chocolate? I want chocolate. So bad. Don't know why. Donations gratefully accepted. I thank you. I've just opened a bag of Freddo Faces. Scariest looking fucking things I've ever seen. They're for kids? If they're on the set of The Omen maybe......... they look a lot less scarier when eaten I've heard
I can now confirm this to be true. hehe Freddos rock!
I was a Freddo virgin until a few minutes ago...
ahhh congratulatory hug. how do you feel having popped the Freddo cherry? "I feel fat, but sated. | |||
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"I thought putting chocolate and share in the same sentence violated some sort of ancient law meh, laws are meant to be broken! "That is a very good point | |||
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"I hate chocolate You can have my allocation
You're a rare breed my dear I'm sure!
Weirdo. Just say it - that's what everyone with their heads in the chocolate bar mountain at work says .
At least I have great taste in music though
Haha I wish I was like you "I think we established you have great taste in music a few days ago. Oi just need to work on the snacks side of things | |||
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"I hate chocolate You can have my allocation
You're a rare breed my dear I'm sure!
Weirdo. Just say it - that's what everyone with their heads in the chocolate bar mountain at work says .
At least I have great taste in music though
Haha I wish I was like you
I think we established you have great taste in music a few days ago.
Oi just need to work on the snacks side of things "Thank you I was more envious that you can take or leave chocolate a skill i will never master.
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"I hate chocolate You can have my allocation
You're a rare breed my dear I'm sure!
Weirdo. Just say it - that's what everyone with their heads in the chocolate bar mountain at work says .
At least I have great taste in music though
Haha I wish I was like you
I think we established you have great taste in music a few days ago.
Oi just need to work on the snacks side of things
Thank you I was more envious that you can take or leave chocolate a skill i will never master.
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"Having said I hate chocolate, I will shamelessly endure the taste torture if it means eating it off a woman's body. I think it happened in 1993 "That must have been truly awful for you | |||
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"Pleasure and pain, ying and yang, Cannon and Ball" The lord giveth etc | |||
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"OP you inspired me to a new pic- can't pm you though... but its chocolate... "Ooooooh saucy! Someone needs to come and remove that for you x | |||
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"I've got 3 dark chocolate, cherry liquers. I ate the other 9. I have no shame "Ummm I sincerely hope you're saving those for me | |||
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