FabSwingers.com forum: What gets your GOAT ?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What really really really really really gets your goat ? eh...eh ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sheep

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ohhhhhhhh i knew there would be one

Only in here i got lots to choose from

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ohhhhhhhh i knew there would be one

Only in here i got lots to choose from

Oy I resemble that remark

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

shurrup blueboy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"shurrup blueboy

oy white cliffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

people who walk slowly infront of me.. how dare they!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a t-rex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

double buggies (pavement hoggers) and people who blatantly use an ipod while driving (we can see the headphone wire, you cocks!!).

rant over.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

people who moan about things but do nothing to change it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont have a goat

I have a cat thou xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yerrrr but peeps like wandering over the white cliffs

ner ner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

getting to cheek out a watrose finding john s taken my card out .... lol did that last week his life was not worth living when i got home , lolol

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

single guy bashing posts...

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

goat herders get mine....thieving bastards!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bullies amongst other things

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Peeps that eat yummy stuff in front of you when you are on a diet...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well this woman got mine from this little room last time i went to a dance

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Well this woman got mine from this little room last time i went to a dance

ffs, I thought that was your erse I'd got!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yerrrr but peeps like wandering over the white cliffs

ner ner

Do you hire them out for parties, the bouncy castle place has ran out

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West

Women who walk around supermarkets (in front of me!) with a mobile phone permanently clamped to their ear...

People who leave shopping trollies in supermarket car parks cos they are too bone idle to take them back

People who gob in the street.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who fart really loud especially lady front trumps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"getting to cheek out a watrose finding john s taken my card out .... lol did that last week his life was not worth living when i got home , lolol"
Have to say thay was good as put on the side for me to go back and pay John had my card out paying stuff on net ...

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Moaners who do fuck all in their life to improve it... but moan and bring others down...

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Moaners who do fuck all in their life to improve it... but moan and bring others down...

Esp when they got bugger all to moan about

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

A person, no names mentioned but whose name rhymes with beaches, who drink all the gin at socials

xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pensioners and mothers with prams in the town centre at lunchtime - I have 30 mins to get a sarnie - you have all day - please come back later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A person, no names mentioned but whose name rhymes with beaches, who drink all the gin at socials

xxxx"

Leaches ?

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"Pensioners and mothers with prams in the town centre at lunchtime - I have 30 mins to get a sarnie - you have all day - please come back later

and the same who shop on saturdays lol

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

bloody mosquitoes been in the garden today now covered in bites

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"A person, no names mentioned but whose name rhymes with beaches, who drink all the gin at socials

xxxx

Leaches ?

Reaches?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any sort of whinging. It's so needy and self absorbed

...oh btw that is moan I'm having... not a feckin' whinge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A person, no names mentioned but whose name rhymes with beaches, who drink all the gin at socials

xxxx

Leaches ?

Reaches?

screeches

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"Any sort of whinging. It's so needy and self absorbed

...oh btw that is moan I'm having... not a feckin' whinge

Moaners

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A person, no names mentioned but whose name rhymes with beaches, who drink all the gin at socials

xxxx

Leaches ?

Reaches?

Bleaches?

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"A person, no names mentioned but whose name rhymes with beaches, who drink all the gin at socials

xxxx

Leaches ?

Reaches?

screeches

Teachers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guys that get in contact wanting to meet

then when you invite them for some fun,

they never reply back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any sort of whinging. It's so needy and self absorbed

...oh btw that is moan I'm having... not a feckin' whinge

Moaners

You've never made me moan

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"A person, no names mentioned but whose name rhymes with beaches, who drink all the gin at socials

xxxx"

That was you ya steamer, you also drank all the voddy and blue wkd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who remove their avatar pics when others like to perve over them

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"Any sort of whinging. It's so needy and self absorbed

...oh btw that is moan I'm having... not a feckin' whinge

Moaners

You've never made me moan

Never got the bloody chance

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"A person, no names mentioned but whose name rhymes with beaches, who drink all the gin at socials

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That was you ya steamer, you also drank all the voddy and blue wkd

I never had a voddy that night and Princess Pussy got all the cheeky vimtos.

Me I was in the corner with me crossword puzzle

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

peeps who always like to have the last word in an argument

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"peeps who always like to have the last word in an argument

thats why post number 175 is always a right laugh

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"A person, no names mentioned but whose name rhymes with beaches, who drink all the gin at socials

xxxx

That was you ya steamer, you also drank all the voddy and blue wkd

I never had a voddy that night and Princess Pussy got all the cheeky vimtos.

Me I was in the corner with me crossword puzzle"

aye and your glass of port!!!!

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"A person, no names mentioned but whose name rhymes with beaches, who drink all the gin at socials

xxxx

That was you ya steamer, you also drank all the voddy and blue wkd

I never had a voddy that night and Princess Pussy got all the cheeky vimtos.

Me I was in the corner with me crossword puzzle

aye and your glass of port!!!!"

Any port in a storm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who remove their avatar pics when others like to perve over them

Sorry Belles

I'll sort it now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any sort of whinging. It's so needy and self absorbed

...oh btw that is moan I'm having... not a feckin' whinge

Moaners

You've never made me moan

I have

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"People who remove their avatar pics when others like to perve over them

Sorry Belles

I'll sort it now

xx"

I should think so young lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

users that moan about us single guys

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"Any sort of whinging. It's so needy and self absorbed

...oh btw that is moan I'm having... not a feckin' whinge

Moaners

You've never made me moan

I have

Cos you stopped her shoe allowance?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

being ignored

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

single guys who moan about people moaning about single guys!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Judgemental people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any sort of whinging. It's so needy and self absorbed

...oh btw that is moan I'm having... not a feckin' whinge

Moaners

You've never made me moan

I have

In good ways (mostly)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"single guys who moan about people moaning about single guys!

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i dont lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who moan about being ignored

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"single guys who moan about people moaning about single guys!

i dont lol"

you just did!! I saw ya!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who moan about being ignored

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You say something

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"single guys who moan about people moaning about single guys!

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By *ustyWoman
over a year ago

inverclyde

people who are on the mobile phone talking when am serving them in the shop......... its rude

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

single guys who moan about people moaning about single guys who moan about single guys

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"People who moan about being ignored

You say something

Sorry who are you?

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"single guys who moan about people moaning about single guys!

cant you tell its im not saying thursday i

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"People who moan about being ignored

You say something

Sorry who are you?"

Townsend, Pete to you ma'am.

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"What really really really really really gets your goat ? eh...eh ? "

Loads of stuff!! But I wont bore you all

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"People who moan about being ignored

You say something

Sorry who are you?

Townsend, Pete to you ma'am."

Who, who, who, who

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A person, no names mentioned but whose name rhymes with beaches, who drink all the gin at socials

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moi...little moi....

neverrrrrrrr

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"A person, no names mentioned but whose name rhymes with beaches, who drink all the gin at socials

xxxx

moi...little moi....

neverrrrrrrr

OK you may have had a little help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What really really really really really gets your goat ? eh...eh ? well for me personally it has to be raisealff, i do find im irristably hot attractive and so forth, but he is always one step ahead of me...its infuriates me how much i want him, i even wank at his pics daily, especially his...Oh...how do i say it...his.....this is really difficult for me...well his..erm....gorgeous...er...em...COCK!"

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

An empty Champagne bottle

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Is that a quote from your boyfriend?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that dam troll under the bridge

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Hoof rot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry, but its a petrol station thing again,lol, twats who park right in front of the main door of the station, ok,i get it if theres a disability involved etc, but just being a selfish dick bugs the hell out me!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The annual ritual sacrifice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Distance xx

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Moaners who do fuck all in their life to improve it... but moan and bring others down...

along with those that think the world owes them a living

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"people who walk slowly infront of me.. how dare they!!!

Kick them with your pointy heels and they'll never ever walk again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The annual ritual sacrifice

LMAO!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"single guys who moan about people moaning about single guys who moan about single guys

If you just adjust that sentence, I think you get a palindrome!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh far too much to mention

i am waiting for a fold up portable soap box to be invented

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

That bloody Lisa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

car drivers have no sense in direction or how to control a car ie use of mobile fone when turning without looking

or even indicating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Braggers,who really cares what they have,its all about the person,not the materialistic things they have!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apologist Marxists.

"Oh, it wasn't 100 million people the Communists killed over the last century, it was more like 1/10 of that"

What! The Communists only murdered 10 million instead of a 100 million?

My God, I've been fooled all this time, where do I sign up for my party card??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

why cant car drivers no use the indicator(its what its there for)

how are we suppose 2 no what direction there going???

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

People who stop to chat to someone who is coming the other way when wheeling their shopping trolley down the aisle...... thus blocking the aisle. Bastards!!

My solution, I loudly point out that, if the moved just a few inches more apart, they would stop those with handbaskets from squeezing past too.... the looks on their faces lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

people who copy and paste into notepad things people say on the forums so to throw it back at them later.

very sad people who have nothing better to do and cannot live and let live.

i know one woman who does it and i feel very sorry for her as the chip on her shoulder must be very heavy by now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who wine and bleat thinking they are badly done to if someone catches their B/S out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No matter how hard I try, I can't understand why people drop gum in urinals.

There's still plenty of flavour left in them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

btw.

who drinks all the gin?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"people who copy and paste into notepad things people say on the forums so to throw it back at them later.

very sad people who have nothing better to do and cannot live and let live.

i know one woman who does it and i feel very sorry for her as the chip on her shoulder must be very heavy by now."

..wow,now that's creepy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No matter how hard I try, I can't understand why people drop gum in urinals.

There's still plenty of flavour left in them."

...How do you know...

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Bullshitters

Women that dont wear the right size bras

people who dont look after their feet, then show them to the world in vile footwear.

People who say i am me and clearly arent.

Women over a size 12 wearing leggings

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