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The late late nocturnal thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. And just chat with the other night owls. Thread watchers that don't usually post, you're very welcome here. Don't be shy, give us a try. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here's J0hnny!!!

You really wanna know what I'm doing right now whilst I'm writing to you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Here's J0hnny!!!

You really wanna know what I'm doing right now whilst I'm writing to you? "

Yes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

YoLo EJ

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Evening Jim. I'm just catching up with some people on my friends list.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you put a burkha oan that thing fs, a don't like the way it's staring at me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"YoLo EJ"

Yo m1cks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim. I'm just catching up with some people on my friends list. "

Good evening ABC. Lucky friends.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I'm going to actually try and sleep

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can you put a burkha oan that thing fs, a don't like the way it's staring at me "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here's J0hnny!!!

You really wanna know what I'm doing right now whilst I'm writing to you?

Yes."

Dipping mini peanut butter s'more spring rolls (they're stuffed with peanut butter, melted marshmallow, Nutella and banana) into custard. Indulgence springrollified.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening Jim. Have you been enjoying the nice weather today? Was nice to go out without my coat this evening. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm going to actually try and sleep "

It's good to see you, even if only briefly.

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By *issVeryWoman
over a year ago

streatham

Lying here in a glass roof igloo, looking up into the sky, so many stars, and wishing the northern lights would come back..

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Oooooh Patrick Swayze was so LYTHE!! Dirty Dancing on again! !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm on a cheesy crumpets and peppermint tea mission

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Here's J0hnny!!!

You really wanna know what I'm doing right now whilst I'm writing to you?

Yes.

Dipping mini peanut butter s'more spring rolls (they're stuffed with peanut butter, melted marshmallow, Nutella and banana) into custard. Indulgence springrollified. "

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Evening everyone had a long day at work. Just watched an old edition of QI now thinking about bed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim. Have you been enjoying the nice weather today? Was nice to go out without my coat this evening. X "

Good evening Angie. I'm loving spring.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can you put a burkha oan that thing fs, a don't like the way it's staring at me "

*taps m1cks on shoulder*

BRACE!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lying here in a glass roof igloo, looking up into the sky, so many stars, and wishing the northern lights would come back.."

How wonderful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. And just chat with the other night owls. Thread watchers that don't usually post, you're very welcome here. Don't be shy, give us a try. Smileyface"
hi erectim just pervin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can you put a burkha oan that thing fs, a don't like the way it's staring at me

*taps m1cks on shoulder*

BRACE!!! "

This just in...... Naw

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening everyone had a long day at work. Just watched an old edition of QI now thinking about bed"

Good evening Stephan. Do you feel a bit cleverer now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any of you young yins mind the V?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. And just chat with the other night owls. Thread watchers that don't usually post, you're very welcome here. Don't be shy, give us a try. Smileyfacehi erectim just pervin "

Good evening David. Pervert.

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Good Evening Jim,

I'm feeling great, see my post just put up on Lounge.

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oooooh Patrick Swayze was so LYTHE!! Dirty Dancing on again! !! "

It's on again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim. Have you been enjoying the nice weather today? Was nice to go out without my coat this evening. X

Good evening Angie. I'm loving spring."

Hope it continues. Everything seems much nicer in the sun x

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"Here's J0hnny!!!

You really wanna know what I'm doing right now whilst I'm writing to you?

Yes.

Dipping mini peanut butter s'more spring rolls (they're stuffed with peanut butter, melted marshmallow, Nutella and banana) into custard. Indulgence springrollified. "

You're turning me on with this dirty talk

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm on a cheesy crumpets and peppermint tea mission "

Ooooooh cheesy crumpets.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good Evening Jim,

I'm feeling great, see my post just put up on Lounge. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. And just chat with the other night owls. Thread watchers that don't usually post, you're very welcome here. Don't be shy, give us a try. Smileyfacehi erectim just pervin

Good evening David. Pervert."
lol thank you nicest thing anyone ever said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can you put a burkha oan that thing fs, a don't like the way it's staring at me

*taps m1cks on shoulder*

BRACE!!!

Slip it just in...... Nawwwce "

A war of attrition has seen me victorious

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 30/03/17 22:20:30]"

What else you gonna remove?

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

I've just made Lemon Pancakes, would you like some drizzled in honey?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim. Have you been enjoying the nice weather today? Was nice to go out without my coat this evening. X

Good evening Angie. I'm loving spring.

Hope it continues. Everything seems much nicer in the sun x "

Let's hope so.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"I'm going to actually try and sleep

It's good to see you, even if only briefly."

It probably won't happen

my minds telling me nobut my body is telling me yes.

I just want to sleep dear Jim, but there is something I must confess.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here's J0hnny!!!

You really wanna know what I'm doing right now whilst I'm writing to you?

Yes.

Dipping mini peanut butter s'more spring rolls (they're stuffed with peanut butter, melted marshmallow, Nutella and banana) into custard. Indulgence springrollified.

You're turning me on with this dirty talk "

Hiiiiii, I can talk in my jazzzzz voice too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. And just chat with the other night owls. Thread watchers that don't usually post, you're very welcome here. Don't be shy, give us a try. Smileyfacehi erectim just pervin

Good evening David. Pervert.lol thank you nicest thing anyone ever said"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm on a cheesy crumpets and peppermint tea mission

Ooooooh cheesy crumpets."

Fancy a nibble?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm going to actually try and sleep

It's good to see you, even if only briefly.

It probably won't happen

my minds telling me nobut my body is telling me yes.

I just want to sleep dear Jim, but there is something I must confess."

Confess and confide in me.

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"I'm on a cheesy crumpets and peppermint tea mission

Ooooooh cheesy crumpets.

Fancy a nibble? "

Yes please....!!

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"Here's J0hnny!!!

You really wanna know what I'm doing right now whilst I'm writing to you?

Yes.

Dipping mini peanut butter s'more spring rolls (they're stuffed with peanut butter, melted marshmallow, Nutella and banana) into custard. Indulgence springrollified.

You're turning me on with this dirty talk

Hiiiiii, I can talk in my jazzzzz voice too "

Whilst eating peanut butter s'more spring rolls dipped in custard?? I'll take it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

V for Victory

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm on a cheesy crumpets and peppermint tea mission

Ooooooh cheesy crumpets.

Fancy a nibble? "

Yes please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm going to actually try and sleep

It's good to see you, even if only briefly.

It probably won't happen

my minds telling me nobut my body is telling me yes.

I just want to sleep dear Jim, but there is something I must confess.

Confess and confide in me."

I stand in the distance

I view from afar

Should I offer some assistance

Should it matter who you are

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've just made Lemon Pancakes, would you like some drizzled in honey?"

I do like honey.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here's J0hnny!!!

You really wanna know what I'm doing right now whilst I'm writing to you?

Yes.

Dipping mini peanut butter s'more spring rolls (they're stuffed with peanut butter, melted marshmallow, Nutella and banana) into custard. Indulgence springrollified.

You're turning me on with this dirty talk

Hiiiiii, I can talk in my jazzzzz voice too

Whilst eating peanut butter s'more spring rolls dipped in custard?? I'll take it! "

Grrrrrrl, I got skillz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hiya James! I hope your day has been awesome

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm going to actually try and sleep

It's good to see you, even if only briefly.

It probably won't happen

my minds telling me nobut my body is telling me yes.

I just want to sleep dear Jim, but there is something I must confess.

Confess and confide in me.

I stand in the distance

I view from afar

Should I offer some assistance

Should it matter who you are

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm on a cheesy crumpets and peppermint tea mission

Ooooooh cheesy crumpets.

Fancy a nibble?

Yes please. "

Open your mouth and close your eyes and you will get a BIG surprise...

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"I've just made Lemon Pancakes, would you like some drizzled in honey?

I do like honey."

Just making up fresh ones with Honey dripped over! Read in 2 mins!

Enjoy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hiya James! I hope your day has been awesome "

I bough down to the glory that is your tree pic

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By *auce potsCouple
over a year ago

Blackpool


"Oooooh Patrick Swayze was so LYTHE!! Dirty Dancing on again! !! "
Thanks for the heads up!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hiya James! I hope your day has been awesome "

Hey you. It's more awesome for seeing you. What have you been up to?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm going to actually try and sleep

It's good to see you, even if only briefly.

It probably won't happen

my minds telling me nobut my body is telling me yes.

I just want to sleep dear Jim, but there is something I must confess.

Confess and confide in me.

I stand in the distance

I view from afar

Should I offer some assistance

Should it matter who you are

"

I'm at the window again.

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"I'm on a cheesy crumpets and peppermint tea mission

Ooooooh cheesy crumpets.

Fancy a nibble?

Yes please.

Open your mouth and close your eyes and you will get a BIG surprise..."

Oh yes! What?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"I've just made Lemon Pancakes, would you like some drizzled in honey?

I do like honey."

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm on a cheesy crumpets and peppermint tea mission

Ooooooh cheesy crumpets.

Fancy a nibble?

Yes please.

Open your mouth and close your eyes and you will get a BIG surprise..."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've just made Lemon Pancakes, would you like some drizzled in honey?

I do like honey.

Thanks "

You're welcome.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Just cooked a chilli with fresh ingredients, and really wish I hadn't gone for a piss without rubbing some lemon juice into ma fingers beforehand

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"I'm going to actually try and sleep

It's good to see you, even if only briefly.

It probably won't happen

my minds telling me nobut my body is telling me yes.

I just want to sleep dear Jim, but there is something I must confess.

Confess and confide in me.

I stand in the distance

I view from afar

Should I offer some assistance

Should it matter who you are

I'm at the window again. "

Honey, it's me, I'm Johnny I've come home it's so cold at your window.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm going to actually try and sleep

It's good to see you, even if only briefly.

It probably won't happen

my minds telling me nobut my body is telling me yes.

I just want to sleep dear Jim, but there is something I must confess.

Confess and confide in me.

I stand in the distance

I view from afar

Should I offer some assistance

Should it matter who you are

I'm at the window again. "

Here's Cathy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm on a cheesy crumpets and peppermint tea mission

Ooooooh cheesy crumpets.

Fancy a nibble?

Yes please.

Open your mouth and close your eyes and you will get a BIG surprise...

"

A boob covered in Cajun spice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hiya James! I hope your day has been awesome

I bough down to the glory that is your tree pic "

Thank you Its been a warm day today so outdoor pics seemed in order....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've just made Lemon Pancakes, would you like some drizzled in honey?

I do like honey.

Just making up fresh ones with Honey dripped over! Read in 2 mins!

Enjoy!"

Beautiful!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hiya James! I hope your day has been awesome

Hey you. It's more awesome for seeing you. What have you been up to?"

I've been missing your nocturnal threads so I popped into the forums for a minute.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm going to actually try and sleep

It's good to see you, even if only briefly.

It probably won't happen

my minds telling me nobut my body is telling me yes.

I just want to sleep dear Jim, but there is something I must confess.

Confess and confide in me.

I stand in the distance

I view from afar

Should I offer some assistance

Should it matter who you are

I'm at the window again.

Honey, it's me, I'm Johnny I've come home it's so cold at your window."

Ooh, let me have it

Let me grab your soul away

Ooh, let me have it

Let me grab your soul away

You know it's me, J0hnny!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just cooked a chilli with fresh ingredients, and really wish I hadn't gone for a piss without rubbing some lemon juice into ma fingers beforehand "

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I am all pink and squeaky clean with sleek hair after a shower that did me the world of good. And I got bleated at by a goat today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hiya James! I hope your day has been awesome

I bough down to the glory that is your tree pic

Thank you Its been a warm day today so outdoor pics seemed in order...."

Leaf it out, it's still cold!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am all pink and squeaky clean with sleek hair after a shower that did me the world of good. And I got bleated at by a goat today. "

Less grumpy?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hiya James! I hope your day has been awesome

Hey you. It's more awesome for seeing you. What have you been up to?

I've been missing your nocturnal threads so I popped into the forums for a minute. "

I've been missing you. I mentioned it in yesterday's late late nocturnal thread. It's good to see you.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"I am all pink and squeaky clean with sleek hair after a shower that did me the world of good. And I got bleated at by a goat today.

Less grumpy?"

Considerably less. The acoustics in my bathroom rendered me so.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm going to actually try and sleep

It's good to see you, even if only briefly.

It probably won't happen

my minds telling me nobut my body is telling me yes.

I just want to sleep dear Jim, but there is something I must confess.

Confess and confide in me.

I stand in the distance

I view from afar

Should I offer some assistance

Should it matter who you are

I'm at the window again.

Honey, it's me, I'm Johnny I've come home it's so cold at your window.

Ooh, let me have it

Let me grab your soul away

Ooh, let me have it

Let me grab your soul away

You know it's me, J0hnny!"

Marry me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am all pink and squeaky clean with sleek hair after a shower that did me the world of good. And I got bleated at by a goat today. "

Bleaty marvellous.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Oooooh Patrick Swayze was so LYTHE!! Dirty Dancing on again! !! Thanks for the heads up!! "

He really was hot - looked just like my boyfriend at college.....

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"I've just made Lemon Pancakes, would you like some drizzled in honey?

I do like honey.

Just making up fresh ones with Honey dripped over! Read in 2 mins!

Enjoy!

Beautiful!"

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am all pink and squeaky clean with sleek hair after a shower that did me the world of good. And I got bleated at by a goat today.

Less grumpy?

Considerably less. The acoustics in my bathroom rendered me so."

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By *atteriesnotIncludedMan
over a year ago

Buxton

Evening all., on nights til 6 so hoping for a quiet night tonight fingers crossed...was called out on two emergencies last night, so a relaxing shift hopefully this time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've just made Lemon Pancakes, would you like some drizzled in honey?

I do like honey.

Just making up fresh ones with Honey dripped over! Read in 2 mins!

Enjoy!

Beautiful!

Thanks "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening all

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm on a cheesy crumpets and peppermint tea mission

Ooooooh cheesy crumpets.

Fancy a nibble?

Yes please.

Open your mouth and close your eyes and you will get a BIG surprise...

A boob covered in Cajun spice. "

Spicy!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"I'm going to actually try and sleep

It's good to see you, even if only briefly.

It probably won't happen

my minds telling me nobut my body is telling me yes.

I just want to sleep dear Jim, but there is something I must confess.

Confess and confide in me.

I stand in the distance

I view from afar

Should I offer some assistance

Should it matter who you are

I'm at the window again.

Honey, it's me, I'm Johnny I've come home it's so cold at your window.

Ooh, let me have it

Let me grab your soul away

Ooh, let me have it

Let me grab your soul away

You know it's me, J0hnny!"

My only master

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering


"Evening everyone had a long day at work. Just watched an old edition of QI now thinking about bed

Good evening Stephan. Do you feel a bit cleverer now?"
oh of course Jim you learn some quite interesting things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am all pink and squeaky clean with sleek hair after a shower that did me the world of good. And I got bleated at by a goat today.

Less grumpy?

Considerably less. The acoustics in my bathroom rendered me so."

Awww jolly good. Practicing for my karaoke orgy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sitting listening to the first track released off the new album by my current favourite band.

New album out in a couple of months and tour dates starting to be announced

Stoked doesn't come near to it

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By *amesB66Man
over a year ago

St Peter Port

So many folks still up!

Evening Jim, JOhnny and all you nocturnal creatures x

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over a year ago


"Evening all., on nights til 6 so hoping for a quiet night tonight fingers crossed...was called out on two emergencies last night, so a relaxing shift hopefully this time "

Good evening Batt. I've crossed my fingers for ya.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm on a cheesy crumpets and peppermint tea mission

Ooooooh cheesy crumpets.

Fancy a nibble?

Yes please.

Open your mouth and close your eyes and you will get a BIG surprise...

A boob covered in Cajun spice.

Spicy!"

Shall I pop some butter and cheese on it too?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening everyone had a long day at work. Just watched an old edition of QI now thinking about bed

Good evening Stephan. Do you feel a bit cleverer now? oh of course Jim you learn some quite interesting things "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm going to actually try and sleep

It's good to see you, even if only briefly.

It probably won't happen

my minds telling me nobut my body is telling me yes.

I just want to sleep dear Jim, but there is something I must confess.

Confess and confide in me.

I stand in the distance

I view from afar

Should I offer some assistance

Should it matter who you are

I'm at the window again.

Honey, it's me, I'm Johnny I've come home it's so cold at your window.

Ooh, let me have it

Let me grab your soul away

Ooh, let me have it

Let me grab your soul away

You know it's me, J0hnny!

Marry me. "

Me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sitting listening to the first track released off the new album by my current favourite band.

New album out in a couple of months and tour dates starting to be announced

Stoked doesn't come near to it"

Why good evening

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over a year ago


"Sitting listening to the first track released off the new album by my current favourite band.

New album out in a couple of months and tour dates starting to be announced

Stoked doesn't come near to it"

Who are you listening to?!

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By *atteriesnotIncludedMan
over a year ago

Buxton


"Evening all., on nights til 6 so hoping for a quiet night tonight fingers crossed...was called out on two emergencies last night, so a relaxing shift hopefully this time

Good evening Batt. I've crossed my fingers for ya."

Thanks mate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm going to actually try and sleep

It's good to see you, even if only briefly.

It probably won't happen

my minds telling me nobut my body is telling me yes.

I just want to sleep dear Jim, but there is something I must confess.

Confess and confide in me.

I stand in the distance

I view from afar

Should I offer some assistance

Should it matter who you are

I'm at the window again.

Honey, it's me, I'm Johnny I've come home it's so cold at your window.

Ooh, let me have it

Let me grab your soul away

Ooh, let me have it

Let me grab your soul away

You know it's me, J0hnny!

Marry me.

Me? "

You

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sitting listening to the first track released off the new album by my current favourite band.

New album out in a couple of months and tour dates starting to be announced

Stoked doesn't come near to it

Why good evening "

Hi there you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So many folks still up!

Evening Jim, JOhnny and all you nocturnal creatures x"

Good evening James.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sitting listening to the first track released off the new album by my current favourite band.

New album out in a couple of months and tour dates starting to be announced

Stoked doesn't come near to it

Who are you listening to?!"

Anathema - completely under the radar of most but I think they are ace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm going to actually try and sleep

It's good to see you, even if only briefly.

It probably won't happen

my minds telling me nobut my body is telling me yes.

I just want to sleep dear Jim, but there is something I must confess.

Confess and confide in me.

I stand in the distance

I view from afar

Should I offer some assistance

Should it matter who you are

I'm at the window again.

Honey, it's me, I'm Johnny I've come home it's so cold at your window.

Ooh, let me have it

Let me grab your soul away

Ooh, let me have it

Let me grab your soul away

You know it's me, J0hnny!

My only master "

Oh snap! I'm your phat beatmaster

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm on a cheesy crumpets and peppermint tea mission

Ooooooh cheesy crumpets.

Fancy a nibble?

Yes please.

Open your mouth and close your eyes and you will get a BIG surprise...

A boob covered in Cajun spice.

Spicy!

Shall I pop some butter and cheese on it too?"

Butter up, buttercup.

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Evening mr jim xx hope yourve had a good day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So many folks still up!

Evening Jim, JOhnny and all you nocturnal creatures x"

Hey James! You nocturnal creature, you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sitting listening to the first track released off the new album by my current favourite band.

New album out in a couple of months and tour dates starting to be announced

Stoked doesn't come near to it

Who are you listening to?!

Anathema - completely under the radar of most but I think they are ace"

I'll look them up later.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sitting listening to the first track released off the new album by my current favourite band.

New album out in a couple of months and tour dates starting to be announced

Stoked doesn't come near to it

Why good evening

Hi there you "

How are your thighs this fine evening?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm on a cheesy crumpets and peppermint tea mission

Ooooooh cheesy crumpets.

Fancy a nibble?

Yes please.

Open your mouth and close your eyes and you will get a BIG surprise...

A boob covered in Cajun spice.

Spicy!

Shall I pop some butter and cheese on it too?

Butter up, buttercup."

Yes chef.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening mr jim xx hope yourve had a good day "

Good evening Voddy. I have had a good day. How was Thursday for you?

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By *amesB66Man
over a year ago

St Peter Port

Will Alexa be able to find Anathema?

I'll have to try...latest toy at work!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all., on nights til 6 so hoping for a quiet night tonight fingers crossed...was called out on two emergencies last night, so a relaxing shift hopefully this time

Good evening Batt. I've crossed my fingers for ya.

Thanks mate."

No worries.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yvaine, will you promise to love, honour and obey me?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm on a cheesy crumpets and peppermint tea mission

Ooooooh cheesy crumpets.

Fancy a nibble?

Yes please.

Open your mouth and close your eyes and you will get a BIG surprise...

A boob covered in Cajun spice.

Spicy!

Shall I pop some butter and cheese on it too?

Butter up, buttercup.

Yes chef."

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"I'm going to actually try and sleep

It's good to see you, even if only briefly.

It probably won't happen

my minds telling me nobut my body is telling me yes.

I just want to sleep dear Jim, but there is something I must confess.

Confess and confide in me.

I stand in the distance

I view from afar

Should I offer some assistance

Should it matter who you are

I'm at the window again.

Honey, it's me, I'm Johnny I've come home it's so cold at your window.

Ooh, let me have it

Let me grab your soul away

Ooh, let me have it

Let me grab your soul away

You know it's me, J0hnny!

My only master

Oh snap! I'm your phat beatmaster "

I'm really going to sleep now,

Night y'all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sitting listening to the first track released off the new album by my current favourite band.

New album out in a couple of months and tour dates starting to be announced

Stoked doesn't come near to it

Why good evening

Hi there you

How are your thighs this fine evening?"

Slightly tired. Could do with being cuddled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yvaine, will you promise to love, honour and obey me? "

Always. Especially the obey part

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will Alexa be able to find Anathema?

I'll have to try...latest toy at work!"

It's an interesting experiment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm going to actually try and sleep

It's good to see you, even if only briefly.

It probably won't happen

my minds telling me nobut my body is telling me yes.

I just want to sleep dear Jim, but there is something I must confess.

Confess and confide in me.

I stand in the distance

I view from afar

Should I offer some assistance

Should it matter who you are

I'm at the window again.

Honey, it's me, I'm Johnny I've come home it's so cold at your window.

Ooh, let me have it

Let me grab your soul away

Ooh, let me have it

Let me grab your soul away

You know it's me, J0hnny!

My only master

Oh snap! I'm your phat beatmaster

I'm really going to sleep now,

Night y'all"

Sleep well Honey

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all"

Good evening York.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yvaine, will you promise to love, honour and obey me?

Always. Especially the obey part "

My good girl.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Awww jolly good. Practicing for my bukkake orgy? "

Filthy cow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will Alexa be able to find Anathema?

I'll have to try...latest toy at work!

It's an interesting experiment "

Cue enema recommendations.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yvaine, will you promise to love, honour and obey me?

Always. Especially the obey part

My good girl. "

I try

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Awww jolly good. Practicing for my bukkake orgy?

Filthy cow "

Did someone mention kake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will Alexa be able to find Anathema?

I'll have to try...latest toy at work!

It's an interesting experiment

Cue enema recommendations."

Pool cue only please, it is shorter than the snooker equivalent

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm going to actually try and sleep

It's good to see you, even if only briefly.

It probably won't happen

my minds telling me nobut my body is telling me yes.

I just want to sleep dear Jim, but there is something I must confess.

Confess and confide in me.

I stand in the distance

I view from afar

Should I offer some assistance

Should it matter who you are

I'm at the window again.

Honey, it's me, I'm Johnny I've come home it's so cold at your window.

Ooh, let me have it

Let me grab your soul away

Ooh, let me have it

Let me grab your soul away

You know it's me, J0hnny!

My only master

Oh snap! I'm your phat beatmaster

I'm really going to sleep now,

Night y'all"

Sleep well Honey.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm going to actually try and sleep

It's good to see you, even if only briefly.

It probably won't happen

my minds telling me nobut my body is telling me yes.

I just want to sleep dear Jim, but there is something I must confess.

Confess and confide in me.

I stand in the distance

I view from afar

Should I offer some assistance

Should it matter who you are

I'm at the window again.

Honey, it's me, I'm Johnny I've come home it's so cold at your window.

Ooh, let me have it

Let me grab your soul away

Ooh, let me have it

Let me grab your soul away

You know it's me, J0hnny!

My only master

Oh snap! I'm your phat beatmaster

I'm really going to sleep now,

Night y'all

Sleep well Honey."

Snap!! We said the same thing, Jim. That means you have to fuck me

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Evening mr jim xx hope yourve had a good day

Good evening Voddy. I have had a good day. How was Thursday for you?"
have done nothing all day did as was told for once got blood tests in morning to see whats making me all wobbly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope you're ok Voddy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm going to actually try and sleep

It's good to see you, even if only briefly.

It probably won't happen

my minds telling me nobut my body is telling me yes.

I just want to sleep dear Jim, but there is something I must confess.

Confess and confide in me.

I stand in the distance

I view from afar

Should I offer some assistance

Should it matter who you are

I'm at the window again.

Honey, it's me, I'm Johnny I've come home it's so cold at your window.

Ooh, let me have it

Let me grab your soul away

Ooh, let me have it

Let me grab your soul away

You know it's me, J0hnny!

My only master

Oh snap! I'm your phat beatmaster

I'm really going to sleep now,

Night y'all

Sleep well Honey.

Snap!! We said the same thing, Jim. That means you have to fuck me "

Obviously.

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman
over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)


"Evening mr jim xx hope yourve had a good day

Good evening Voddy. I have had a good day. How was Thursday for you?have done nothing all day did as was told for once got blood tests in morning to see whats making me all wobbly "

Evening lovely lady. Hope you're OK?

Evening all. X

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

evening Jim, evening all! just here to share what a lovely day it has been- felt myself again for the first time in months with energy and being able to enjoy things. and as you can see, feet up now and relax

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening mr jim xx hope yourve had a good day

Good evening Voddy. I have had a good day. How was Thursday for you?have done nothing all day did as was told for once got blood tests in morning to see whats making me all wobbly "

A day of nothing will do you good. You need more nothing days. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening all.

I'm colouring my hair. Begone pesky greys! I'm also partaking in a very large rum and ginger ale with lime. It's been a long long day.

Hope you're all super

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Awww jolly good. Practicing for my bukkake orgy?

Filthy cow

Did someone mention kake?"

I had a slice of coffee walnut in a new cafe in town whilst I was doing some shopping today

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"evening Jim, evening all! just here to share what a lovely day it has been- felt myself again for the first time in months with energy and being able to enjoy things. and as you can see, feet up now and relax "

Good evening Squirrel. Good news, happy Thursday.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Evening mr jim xx hope yourve had a good day

Good evening Voddy. I have had a good day. How was Thursday for you?have done nothing all day did as was told for once got blood tests in morning to see whats making me all wobbly "

Hope all goes well m'dear xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Awww jolly good. Practicing for my bukkake orgy?

Filthy cow

Did someone mention kake?

I had a slice of coffee walnut in a new cafe in town whilst I was doing some shopping today "

How udderly wonderful

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all. X"

Good evening Legs. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all.

I'm colouring my hair. Begone pesky greys! I'm also partaking in a very large rum and ginger ale with lime. It's been a long long day.

Hope you're all super "

Good evening MrsMac. I am super. Enjoy your rum, you've earned it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Awww jolly good. Practicing for my bukkake orgy?

Filthy cow

Did someone mention kake?

I had a slice of coffee walnut in a new cafe in town whilst I was doing some shopping today "

Sweet.

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman
over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)


"Evening all. X

Good evening Legs. x"

Hello Jim. How's things? Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all. X

Good evening Legs. x

Hello Jim. How's things? Xx"

Things are good thanks. How are you today? x

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Awww jolly good. Practicing for my bukkake orgy?

Filthy cow

Did someone mention kake?

I had a slice of coffee walnut in a new cafe in town whilst I was doing some shopping today

How udderly wonderful "

Wasp you on about

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman
over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)


"Evening all. X

Good evening Legs. x

Hello Jim. How's things? Xx

Things are good thanks. How are you today? x"

I'm getting there thanks. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all.

I'm colouring my hair. Begone pesky greys! I'm also partaking in a very large rum and ginger ale with lime. It's been a long long day.

Hope you're all super

Good evening MrsMac. I am super. Enjoy your rum, you've earned it."

I always do. I'm packing a bag for a night away with mi bitches. A bottle of rum accidentally fell in there too. So careless

I assure you though some days I do just drink tea

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all. X

Good evening Legs. x

Hello Jim. How's things? Xx

Things are good thanks. How are you today? x

I'm getting there thanks. X"

Good, keep on getting there. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This call may be recorded for training purposes.

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By *ike_SwiftMan
over a year ago

Wakefield, West Yorkshire

After any advice from fellow night owls as there's a local member who regularly asks for late night meets, but her age range excludes me by 3 years (I'm 53). Anyone got tips/strategy that may assist me to contact her?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After any advice from fellow night owls as there's a local member who regularly asks for late night meets, but her age range excludes me by 3 years (I'm 53). Anyone got tips/strategy that may assist me to contact her?"

Sadly, my advice is to respect the preferences she has chosen for herself and the fact that you're not within them. I appreciate that can suck but it's not a great start to be told that one's choices aren't respected.

Come play in the nocturnal thread instead.

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman
over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)


"Evening all. X

Good evening Legs. x

Hello Jim. How's things? Xx

Things are good thanks. How are you today? x

I'm getting there thanks. X

Good, keep on getting there. x"

Thanks lovely. Working hard on it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"After any advice from fellow night owls as there's a local member who regularly asks for late night meets, but her age range excludes me by 3 years (I'm 53). Anyone got tips/strategy that may assist me to contact her?

Sadly, my advice is to respect the preferences she has chosen for herself and the fact that you're not within them. I appreciate that can suck but it's not a great start to be told that one's choices aren't respected.

Come play in the nocturnal thread instead. "

This.

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman
over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)


"After any advice from fellow night owls as there's a local member who regularly asks for late night meets, but her age range excludes me by 3 years (I'm 53). Anyone got tips/strategy that may assist me to contact her?

Sadly, my advice is to respect the preferences she has chosen for herself and the fact that you're not within them. I appreciate that can suck but it's not a great start to be told that one's choices aren't respected.

Come play in the nocturnal thread instead. "

This is the best advice you'll get.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*happy to offer advice for any worries the noc-crew are facing....hit me up*

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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago

button moon


"*happy to offer advice for any worries the noc-crew are facing....hit me up*

"

my kittens are constipated.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*happy to offer advice for any worries the noc-crew are facing....hit me up*

my kittens are constipated. "

do a carol vorderman and go work it out with a pencil

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman
over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)


"*happy to offer advice for any worries the noc-crew are facing....hit me up*

my kittens are constipated. "

Sorry, this has given me the giggles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*happy to offer advice for any worries the noc-crew are facing....hit me up*

my kittens are constipated. "

Are you shitting me?

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By *ike_SwiftMan
over a year ago

Wakefield, West Yorkshire


"After any advice from fellow night owls as there's a local member who regularly asks for late night meets, but her age range excludes me by 3 years (I'm 53). Anyone got tips/strategy that may assist me to contact her?

Sadly, my advice is to respect the preferences she has chosen for herself and the fact that you're not within them. I appreciate that can suck but it's not a great start to be told that one's choices aren't respected.

Come play in the nocturnal thread instead.

This is the best advice you'll get. "

You're all correct of course. Thanks for setting me straight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*happy to offer advice for any worries the noc-crew are facing....hit me up*

my kittens are constipated. "

How old are they?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*happy to offer advice for any worries the noc-crew are facing....hit me up*

my kittens are constipated.

do a carol vorderman and go work it out with a pencil "

Oh. My. That made me laugh more than it should have. Got the sleepy giggles.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*happy to offer advice for any worries the noc-crew are facing....hit me up*

"

Aunty JOhhny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*happy to offer advice for any worries the noc-crew are facing....hit me up*

my kittens are constipated.

Are you shitting me?"

You need to moisten your pussy.

Hydrate. Psyllium husks. Movement, play with pussy and ensure activity. Keep close observation.

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over a year ago


"*happy to offer advice for any worries the noc-crew are facing....hit me up*

Aunty JOhhny."

Your aunt.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"*happy to offer advice for any worries the noc-crew are facing....hit me up*

my kittens are constipated. "

Ha, you think that's bad! My hovercraft is full of eels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*happy to offer advice for any worries the noc-crew are facing....hit me up*

my kittens are constipated.

Sorry, this has given me the giggles. "

But not the shits.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*happy to offer advice for any worries the noc-crew are facing....hit me up*

Aunty JOhhny.

Your aunt."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*happy to offer advice for any worries the noc-crew are facing....hit me up*

my kittens are constipated.

do a carol vorderman and go work it out with a pencil

Oh. My. That made me laugh more than it should have. Got the sleepy giggles. "

you must be tired!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After any advice from fellow night owls as there's a local member who regularly asks for late night meets, but her age range excludes me by 3 years (I'm 53). Anyone got tips/strategy that may assist me to contact her?

Sadly, my advice is to respect the preferences she has chosen for herself and the fact that you're not within them. I appreciate that can suck but it's not a great start to be told that one's choices aren't respected.

Come play in the nocturnal thread instead.

This is the best advice you'll get.

You're all correct of course. Thanks for setting me straight. "

Gay and bi are both fine too

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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago

button moon


"*happy to offer advice for any worries the noc-crew are facing....hit me up*

my kittens are constipated.

How old are they?"

3weeks, its the change from mums milk to formula, often causes it, 2 are ok, the 3rd is a greedy pig so now looks like a furry tennis ball with limbs. vets advice was an enema. which is beyond my comfort zone so if no joy by tomorrow afternoon the vet can do it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*happy to offer advice for any worries the noc-crew are facing....hit me up*

my kittens are constipated.

Ha, you think that's bad! My hovercraft is full of eels "

Not again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*happy to offer advice for any worries the noc-crew are facing....hit me up*

my kittens are constipated.

Ha, you think that's bad! My hovercraft is full of eels "

i HATE when that happens....

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"*happy to offer advice for any worries the noc-crew are facing....hit me up*

my kittens are constipated. "
Rub there bums with cotton wool soaked in warm water

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*happy to offer advice for any worries the noc-crew are facing....hit me up*

my kittens are constipated.

do a carol vorderman and go work it out with a pencil

Oh. My. That made me laugh more than it should have. Got the sleepy giggles.

you must be tired! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*happy to offer advice for any worries the noc-crew are facing....hit me up*

my kittens are constipated.

How old are they?

3weeks, its the change from mums milk to formula, often causes it, 2 are ok, the 3rd is a greedy pig so now looks like a furry tennis ball with limbs. vets advice was an enema. which is beyond my comfort zone so if no joy by tomorrow afternoon the vet can do it."

Swing is listening to Enema's latest album

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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago

button moon


"*happy to offer advice for any worries the noc-crew are facing....hit me up*

my kittens are constipated.

do a carol vorderman and go work it out with a pencil

Oh. My. That made me laugh more than it should have. Got the sleepy giggles.

you must be tired! "

did make me chuckle too, but not a suggestion I'm planning on trying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*happy to offer advice for any worries the noc-crew are facing....hit me up*

my kittens are constipated.

do a carol vorderman and go work it out with a pencil

Oh. My. That made me laugh more than it should have. Got the sleepy giggles.

you must be tired! "

I really am. Be a love and pop down the road to Blackpool. I need someone to dry my hair and tuck me in to bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*happy to offer advice for any worries the noc-crew are facing....hit me up*

my kittens are constipated.

How old are they?

3weeks, its the change from mums milk to formula, often causes it, 2 are ok, the 3rd is a greedy pig so now looks like a furry tennis ball with limbs. vets advice was an enema. which is beyond my comfort zone so if no joy by tomorrow afternoon the vet can do it."

Ours were comical when they had their first one. The faces were saying 'what the fuck is going on back there' . You could see the constrictions as they were trying to push it out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jim's filled us up good and proper.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh J0hnny - you so clever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Jim's filled us up good and proper. "

The thread is constipated.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Full of shit

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"The thread is constipated."

Same shite, different night.

I've got cramp in ma left nipple, or it might be the right. Anyone wanna come and massage it better, I promise I only have 2 nipples

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well and truly filled, and before midnight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Well and truly filled, and before midnight.

"

Luckily Courtney came before the midnight hour

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Well and truly filled, and before midnight."

You obviously didn't go for a Big Mac Meal then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yes she did.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Well and truly filled, and before midnight.

You obviously didn't go for a Big Mac Meal then

"

Yeah, he only gives like two-eighths of a fuck.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I try to give full fucks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think it's time to sleep.

Night night owls

But first...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Well and truly filled, and before midnight.

You obviously didn't go for a Big Mac Meal then

Yeah, he only gives like two-eighths of a fuck.

"

It was a Quarter Pounder joke

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want that tongue.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

While messaging someone?

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over a year ago

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Wake up Jim

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