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"Welcome this is a very exclusive club hehe" oh goody, do we get prizes as well | |||
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"Hi there can i join in too? " If you feel your ugly enuff sure you can | |||
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"I must be reallllllllllllllllly ugly" Why is that then? | |||
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"private parts asked me to pop in on his behalf " lmfaoooo | |||
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"Hubby is so I will join LOL " PMSL! | |||
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"I must be reallllllllllllllllly ugly Why is that then?" Cos I've not been welcomed as others have | |||
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"I must be reallllllllllllllllly ugly Why is that then? Cos I've not been welcomed as others have " There are a lot of people joining i cant type fast enuff sorry welcome | |||
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"*covers eyes and pops in to distribute paper bags " Aww thanks im down to my last one thanks | |||
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"I must be reallllllllllllllllly ugly Why is that then? Cos I've not been welcomed as others have " Neither have I!! Oh well, away to stick head in a paper bag!! | |||
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"I must be reallllllllllllllllly ugly Why is that then? Cos I've not been welcomed as others have Neither have I!! Oh well, away to stick head in a paper bag!! " Do as I do, use two in case one splits | |||
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"private parts asked me to pop in on his behalf " Cheers mate | |||
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"I can't post on this cos I AM GAWJUS!!!!!" mirror left at home again | |||
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"I can't post on this cos I AM GAWJUS!!!!!" Sorry members only i have to ask you to kindly leave thank you. Ohh dont forget your hambag | |||
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"I'll join and I can bring my own paper bag" Yes that would be great running a bit low | |||
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"I must be reallllllllllllllllly ugly Why is that then? Cos I've not been welcomed as others have Neither have I!! Oh well, away to stick head in a paper bag!! Do as I do, use two in case one splits " Oi! It's not that big!! I think one will surfice | |||
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"I can't post on this cos I AM GAWJUS!!!!! Sorry members only i have to ask you to kindly leave thank you. Ohh dont forget your hambag " lmfco @ HAMbag | |||
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"I can't post on this cos I AM GAWJUS!!!!! Sorry members only i have to ask you to kindly leave thank you. Ohh dont forget your hambag lmfco @ HAMbag" Im sory im am dislexic and i spell things how i hear them i apologise | |||
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"I can't post on this cos I AM GAWJUS!!!!! Sorry members only i have to ask you to kindly leave thank you. Ohh dont forget your hambag lmfco @ HAMbag Im sory im am dislexic and i spell things how i hear them i apologise" no need to apologise honey, you actually put a great image in my head xxxxx | |||
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"I can't post on this cos I AM GAWJUS!!!!! Sorry members only i have to ask you to kindly leave thank you. Ohh dont forget your hambag lmfco @ HAMbag Im sory im am dislexic and i spell things how i hear them i apologise no need to apologise honey, you actually put a great image in my head xxxxx" Lol im glad to hear | |||
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"Well im bugly so can i come " If you feel your ugly enuff your pin badge and brown bag are in the post welcomw | |||
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"for all those being sick in paper/plastic bags when seeing my picture please be aware of where u do it:- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sa_AJe_NbJE" | |||
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"you actually put a great image in my head xxxxx" leather from pigs :D | |||
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"I must be reallllllllllllllllly ugly Why is that then? Cos I've not been welcomed as others have Neither have I!! Oh well, away to stick head in a paper bag!! Do as I do, use two in case one splits Oi! It's not that big!! I think one will surfice " no you put on on top of the other, then if one splits, you still have the one underneath, I do it regular | |||
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"Well im bugly so can i come If you feel your ugly enuff your pin badge and brown bag are in the post welcomw" Im only a little bugly though | |||
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"Well im bugly so can i come If you feel your ugly enuff your pin badge and brown bag are in the post welcomw Im only a little bugly though " Ok you can join but dont exspect to win any awords for uglyness sorry | |||
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"I must be reallllllllllllllllly ugly Why is that then? Cos I've not been welcomed as others have Neither have I!! Oh well, away to stick head in a paper bag!! Do as I do, use two in case one splits Oi! It's not that big!! I think one will surfice no you put on on top of the other, then if one splits, you still have the one underneath, I do it regular " Anyone want to donate any? I'm running low.... Barren weekend here to, damn maybe I shouldn't have posted here lol not helping my chances | |||
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"I must be reallllllllllllllllly ugly Why is that then? Cos I've not been welcomed as others have Neither have I!! Oh well, away to stick head in a paper bag!! Do as I do, use two in case one splits Oi! It's not that big!! I think one will surfice no you put on on top of the other, then if one splits, you still have the one underneath, I do it regular Anyone want to donate any? I'm running low.... Barren weekend here to, damn maybe I shouldn't have posted here lol not helping my chances " Aww hun, where are all the guys in your area? | |||
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"I must be reallllllllllllllllly ugly Why is that then? Cos I've not been welcomed as others have Neither have I!! Oh well, away to stick head in a paper bag!! Do as I do, use two in case one splits Oi! It's not that big!! I think one will surfice no you put on on top of the other, then if one splits, you still have the one underneath, I do it regular Anyone want to donate any? I'm running low.... Barren weekend here to, damn maybe I shouldn't have posted here lol not helping my chances Aww hun, where are all the guys in your area?" Me the week after next | |||
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"I must be reallllllllllllllllly ugly Why is that then? Cos I've not been welcomed as others have Neither have I!! Oh well, away to stick head in a paper bag!! Do as I do, use two in case one splits Oi! It's not that big!! I think one will surfice no you put on on top of the other, then if one splits, you still have the one underneath, I do it regular Anyone want to donate any? I'm running low.... Barren weekend here to, damn maybe I shouldn't have posted here lol not helping my chances " If your willing to wait 7 hours i will be up on the train | |||
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"I must be reallllllllllllllllly ugly Why is that then? Cos I've not been welcomed as others have Neither have I!! Oh well, away to stick head in a paper bag!! Do as I do, use two in case one splits Oi! It's not that big!! I think one will surfice no you put on on top of the other, then if one splits, you still have the one underneath, I do it regular Anyone want to donate any? I'm running low.... Barren weekend here to, damn maybe I shouldn't have posted here lol not helping my chances Aww hun, where are all the guys in your area? Me the week after next " Oh Kev, you smooth talker | |||
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" Barren weekend here to, damn maybe I shouldn't have posted here lol not helping my chances If your willing to wait 7 hours i will be up on the train " Remember the cold sore lol, don't want to be a time waster!!! | |||
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"I must be reallllllllllllllllly ugly Why is that then? Cos I've not been welcomed as others have Neither have I!! Oh well, away to stick head in a paper bag!! Do as I do, use two in case one splits Oi! It's not that big!! I think one will surfice no you put on on top of the other, then if one splits, you still have the one underneath, I do it regular Anyone want to donate any? I'm running low.... Barren weekend here to, damn maybe I shouldn't have posted here lol not helping my chances Aww hun, where are all the guys in your area? Me the week after next Oh Kev, you smooth talker " I'll buy some crisps as well | |||
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"I am now offically a fugly!!! my gawjusness has eloped with Mr Sexpot from next door..... can I have a badge, bag and a cuddle please" of course in the post now welcome ( big hug) | |||
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"All i can say is its a good job FMUMA is as blind as a fookin bat xx " yep and specsavers is shite!!!! | |||
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" Barren weekend here to, damn maybe I shouldn't have posted here lol not helping my chances If your willing to wait 7 hours i will be up on the train Remember the cold sore lol, don't want to be a time waster!!! " A plaster will stop any cold sore from speading to me hehe | |||
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"I must be reallllllllllllllllly ugly Why is that then? Cos I've not been welcomed as others have Neither have I!! Oh well, away to stick head in a paper bag!! Do as I do, use two in case one splits Oi! It's not that big!! I think one will surfice no you put on on top of the other, then if one splits, you still have the one underneath, I do it regular Anyone want to donate any? I'm running low.... Barren weekend here to, damn maybe I shouldn't have posted here lol not helping my chances Aww hun, where are all the guys in your area?" I keep looking, looking and looking!!! They're are all bloody down south lol | |||
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"All i can say is its a good job FMUMA is as blind as a fookin bat xx " is that vampire .. lol i sall have to keep a close eye on you soapy , lol | |||
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"All i can say is its a good job FMUMA is as blind as a fookin bat xx yep and specsavers is shite!!!! " Yeah well i paid 4 grand fa laser and it wasnt much better xx | |||
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"I must be reallllllllllllllllly ugly Why is that then? Cos I've not been welcomed as others have Neither have I!! Oh well, away to stick head in a paper bag!! Do as I do, use two in case one splits Oi! It's not that big!! I think one will surfice no you put on on top of the other, then if one splits, you still have the one underneath, I do it regular Anyone want to donate any? I'm running low.... Barren weekend here to, damn maybe I shouldn't have posted here lol not helping my chances Aww hun, where are all the guys in your area? I keep looking, looking and looking!!! They're are all bloody down south lol " head down Central, we'll nail em all at CJ's | |||
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"All i can say is its a good job FMUMA is as blind as a fookin bat xx yep and specsavers is shite!!!! Yeah well i paid 4 grand fa laser and it wasnt much better xx " aye and you still feckin squint!!!!!! | |||
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"Count me in" Welcome your badge and brown bag are in the post | |||
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" Aww hun, where are all the guys in your area? I keep looking, looking and looking!!! They're are all bloody down south lol head down Central, we'll nail em all at CJ's " One of these days I might just be brave enough! | |||
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"All i can say is its a good job FMUMA is as blind as a fookin bat xx yep and specsavers is shite!!!! Yeah well i paid 4 grand fa laser and it wasnt much better xx aye and you still feckin squint!!!!!!" Aye cause ya keeps bashin me on the head xx | |||
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"I must be reallllllllllllllllly ugly Why is that then? Cos I've not been welcomed as others have Neither have I!! Oh well, away to stick head in a paper bag!! Do as I do, use two in case one splits Oi! It's not that big!! I think one will surfice no you put on on top of the other, then if one splits, you still have the one underneath, I do it regular Anyone want to donate any? I'm running low.... Barren weekend here to, damn maybe I shouldn't have posted here lol not helping my chances Aww hun, where are all the guys in your area? I keep looking, looking and looking!!! They're are all bloody down south lol head down Central, we'll nail em all at CJ's " Central hehe getting excited lol | |||
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"I must be reallllllllllllllllly ugly Why is that then? Cos I've not been welcomed as others have Neither have I!! Oh well, away to stick head in a paper bag!! Do as I do, use two in case one splits Oi! It's not that big!! I think one will surfice no you put on on top of the other, then if one splits, you still have the one underneath, I do it regular Anyone want to donate any? I'm running low.... Barren weekend here to, damn maybe I shouldn't have posted here lol not helping my chances Aww hun, where are all the guys in your area? I keep looking, looking and looking!!! They're are all bloody down south lol head down Central, we'll nail em all at CJ's " Central hehe getting excited lol | |||
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"THIS THREAD IS SPONSORED BY GUIDE DOGS FOR THE BLIND!!!! " I am almost blind but I can't have one, my landlord only allows one dog in my flat | |||
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"My face resembles John Merrick's today. This thread was made for me wasn't it? " Umm im very sorry but i have just had a perv on your profile and i cant let your join our club your gowgus sorry | |||
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"oops,sorry,just stumbled into this thread by mistake. if i may add,jeezus,yous really are ugly. " Shit now ive posted on the ugly thread too | |||
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"oops,sorry,just stumbled into this thread by mistake. if i may add,jeezus,yous really are ugly. " Im sorry but this thread is not for truly horribly ugly creaters sorry you will have to leave | |||
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"oops,sorry,just stumbled into this thread by mistake. if i may add,jeezus,yous really are ugly. Shit now ive posted on the ugly thread too " it's ok for you,cov lad will throw you out. the b******* letting me stay. | |||
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"oops,sorry,just stumbled into this thread by mistake. if i may add,jeezus,yous really are ugly. Shit now ive posted on the ugly thread too it's ok for you,cov lad will throw you out. the b******* letting me stay. " get lost and out of this thread.. I ll take your place | |||
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"oops,sorry,just stumbled into this thread by mistake. if i may add,jeezus,yous really are ugly. Shit now ive posted on the ugly thread too it's ok for you,cov lad will throw you out. the b******* letting me stay. get lost and out of this thread.. I ll take your place " nooooooooo,save yourself,i'll be the sacrificial lamb. this lot are going to need some eye candy,to look at. whilst they shag each other. | |||
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"I can't post on this cos I AM GAWJUS!!!!! Sorry members only i have to ask you to kindly leave thank you. Ohh dont forget your hambag lmfco @ HAMbag" Ahh, that one must be that little Pigskin number! And anyway, I just came in here to see who is ugly, so us gorgeous people can avoid em!! | |||
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"oops,sorry,just stumbled into this thread by mistake. if i may add,jeezus,yous really are ugly. Shit now ive posted on the ugly thread too it's ok for you,cov lad will throw you out. the b******* letting me stay. get lost and out of this thread.. I ll take your place nooooooooo,save yourself,i'll be the sacrificial lamb. this lot are going to need some eye candy,to look at. whilst they shag each other. " Right you herd big lad take a hike im not loosing club members coz of you! | |||
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"oops,sorry,just stumbled into this thread by mistake. if i may add,jeezus,yous really are ugly. Shit now ive posted on the ugly thread too it's ok for you,cov lad will throw you out. the b******* letting me stay. get lost and out of this thread.. I ll take your place nooooooooo,save yourself,i'll be the sacrificial lamb. this lot are going to need some eye candy,to look at. whilst they shag each other. Right you herd big lad take a hike im not loosing club members coz of you! " you follow me cov lad but had feed back you will have to wear a potatoe sack | |||
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"oops,sorry,just stumbled into this thread by mistake. if i may add,jeezus,yous really are ugly. Shit now ive posted on the ugly thread too it's ok for you,cov lad will throw you out. the b******* letting me stay. get lost and out of this thread.. I ll take your place nooooooooo,save yourself,i'll be the sacrificial lamb. this lot are going to need some eye candy,to look at. whilst they shag each other. Right you herd big lad take a hike im not loosing club members coz of you! you follow me cov lad but had feed back you will have to wear a potatoe sack " right,right stop pushing,we're going. practice safe sex,we dont want any of you lot having children,eeeuuugh. eh,what do you mean,not you. | |||
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" right,right stop pushing,we're going. practice safe sex,we dont want any of you lot having children,eeeuuugh. eh,what do you mean,not you. " "Billie I dream of our children They're frightening and gruesome and sad And I don't want them growing inside me They're no price for the love that we have" Know where those lyrics are from Saucy? Without googling, of course, Another turn with the sheepskin rug if you do. Notice also, i'm officially not ugly. | |||
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" right,right stop pushing,we're going. practice safe sex,we dont want any of you lot having children,eeeuuugh. eh,what do you mean,not you. "Billie I dream of our children They're frightening and gruesome and sad And I don't want them growing inside me They're no price for the love that we have" Know where those lyrics are from Saucy? Without googling, of course, Another turn with the sheepskin rug if you do. Notice also, i'm officially not ugly." is it alice,cant remember the name of the song though. gie's half the sheepskin rug.(unstained) yer on the thread,yer ugly. | |||
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" right,right stop pushing,we're going. practice safe sex,we dont want any of you lot having children,eeeuuugh. eh,what do you mean,not you. "Billie I dream of our children They're frightening and gruesome and sad And I don't want them growing inside me They're no price for the love that we have" Know where those lyrics are from Saucy? Without googling, of course, Another turn with the sheepskin rug if you do. Notice also, i'm officially not ugly. is it alice,cant remember the name of the song though. gie's half the sheepskin rug.(unstained) yer on the thread,yer ugly. " Well done, it is Alice, Millie and Billiefrom the asylum concept Album From The Inside. The rug asks if it can have a week with yer, again. | |||
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" think i'll sneak back in whilst he's not looking is that not looking good or not good looking?" or paper bag please only ugly peeps in here | |||
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