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By *muma OP   Woman
over a year ago

Livingston

midget gems.....

fecking red one got stuck in my throat. Went down wrong hole - not often you hear those words from me.... thought I was going to die!!

***never mind saying wishful thinking

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By *uckscouple2007Couple
over a year ago

Bucks

... boredom

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By *muma OP   Woman
over a year ago

Livingston


"... boredom "

how could you tell?? did the orange MG's tell ye?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Well I'm very glad you didn't x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"midget gems.....

fecking red one got stuck in my throat. Went down wrong hole - not often you hear those words from me.... thought I was going to die!!

***never mind saying wishful thinking"

The green uns should do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"midget gems.....

fecking red one got stuck in my throat. Went down wrong hole - not often you hear those words from me.... thought I was going to die!!

***never mind saying wishful thinking"

Do you have a bloody thing fa midgets then?? xx

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By *muma OP   Woman
over a year ago

Livingston


"midget gems.....

fecking red one got stuck in my throat. Went down wrong hole - not often you hear those words from me.... thought I was going to die!!

***never mind saying wishful thinking

Do you have a bloody thing fa midgets then?? xx "

obviously... I'm secretly in love with PP!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"midget gems.....

fecking red one got stuck in my throat. Went down wrong hole - not often you hear those words from me.... thought I was going to die!!

***never mind saying wishful thinking

Do you have a bloody thing fa midgets then?? xx

obviously... I'm secretly in love with PP!!! "

Hi hoooooo xxx

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Anyone want to sign my petition for the Campaign to bring back proper Black Midget Gems?

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Anybody car to think about death by chocolate? Or ... death by sex?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What havre I done wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What havre I done wrong "

spelt have lol xx

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By *muma OP   Woman
over a year ago

Livingston


"What havre I done wrong "

everything.. you are a "man" after all!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What havre I done wrong

spelt have lol xx "
that'll be it then.

Listen it was you that got engaged to the bint can't you stop her from scaring me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What havre I done wrong

spelt have lol xx that'll be it then.

Listen it was you that got engaged to the bint can't you stop her from scaring me "

Nope she scares me too much xx

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By *muma OP   Woman
over a year ago

Livingston


"What havre I done wrong

spelt have lol xx that'll be it then.

Listen it was you that got engaged to the bint can't you stop her from scaring me "

FROFF©

FROFF®

FROFF™

¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What havre I done wrong

spelt have lol xx that'll be it then.

Listen it was you that got engaged to the bint can't you stop her from scaring me

FROFF©

FROFF®

FROFF™

¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿

"

Eh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anybody car to think about death by chocolate? Or ... death by sex?"

Snoo Snoo!!! (Futurama reference. If you'd like a further explanation, please message me...)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anybody car to think about death by chocolate? Or ... death by sex?

Snoo Snoo!!! (Futurama reference. If you'd like a further explanation, please message me...) "

Ooooh i knows that lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can i have death by chocolate please?

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By *muma OP   Woman
over a year ago

Livingston


"Can i have death by chocolate please? "

no, this is about my near death experience by midget gems!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can i have death by chocolate please?

no, this is about my near death experience by midget gems!!!!!!

"

Aye well near dont really cut it xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can i have death by chocolate please?

no, this is about my near death experience by midget gems!!!!!!

"
You must have a small air way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

death by steamroller.

slow and painful.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"midget gems.....

fecking red one got stuck in my throat. Went down wrong hole - not often you hear those words from me.... thought I was going to die!!

***never mind saying wishful thinking"

Oi, midget gems are the only sweeties I'll allow in the car as wine gums get my missus shitfaced.

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By *muma OP   Woman
over a year ago

Livingston


"Can i have death by chocolate please?

no, this is about my near death experience by midget gems!!!!!!

Aye well near dont really cut it xx "

FROFF©

FROFF®

FROFF™

¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can i have death by chocolate please?

no, this is about my near death experience by midget gems!!!!!!

Aye well near dont really cut it xx "
+1

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Odd factoid : My first social was in the pub adjacent to the original Midget Gem factory.

To describe it as a near death experience would be a bit harsh.

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"Can i have death by chocolate please?

no, this is about my near death experience by midget gems!!!!!!

Aye well near dont really cut it xx

FROFF©

FROFF®

FROFF™

¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿

"

midget gem? mmdil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can i have death by chocolate please?

no, this is about my near death experience by midget gems!!!!!!

"

Shoogles a bag of Edinburgh rock, go onnnn, what harm would one do yi? lol

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By *muma OP   Woman
over a year ago

Livingston


"Can i have death by chocolate please?

no, this is about my near death experience by midget gems!!!!!!

Shoogles a bag of Edinburgh rock, go onnnn, what harm would one do yi? lol "

that's just cruel Tony, nae need fur shoogling hard rock (rock hard) in ma face!!!!!!!

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