FabSwingers.com forum: Pretty arseholes verses not so pretty arseholes.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Disclaimer - this is about my arsehole. Honesty is needed but please be nice.

So after the last thread I discovered that I was using the wrong cream on the wrong problem and making it worse.

It turns out (thanks to nice couple) that it is a tear on a pile that has turned in to an ulcer.

Now I'm putting sudocrem on it it's mostly healed. But it has left me with an external pile that may not go away without surgery.

So my question. I'm going to remove anal off my list but will having an external pile scupper my chances of ever having sex again. Especially in doggy style where my now less then pretty arsehole will be on show for all to see. Should I take a pic n have it in my private gallery and forearm lovers or just let them find it for themselves? Will is scare them off! Should I just grow a vast dildo collection now.

I'm joking around but I am actually quite concerned.

PTU xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been called a pretty arsehole many a time fs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get it removed if it's bothering you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've been called a pretty arsehole many a time fs

u m1ck xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Get it removed if it's bothering you. "

It's not bothering me atm but would it bother my meets. If it wouldn't then I'll just leave it. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been called a pretty arsehole many a time fs

u m1ck xxx"

Right back at you PTU

Fistbump*

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PS - you have great tits, a vagina and a pretty face anawl, a wouldn't worry about the nick of yer ersehole, you'll always be popular and have yer pick of fabbers fs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been called a petty arsehole many a time fs

Ftfy

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Oh God PTU.

There are a fair few danglies on many an arsehole found here and I don't think half of them know they are there

I'm sure you will still get a shag

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Get it removed if it's bothering you.

It's not bothering me atm but would it bother my meets. If it wouldn't then I'll just leave it. X"

They might like it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd say get it removed - that way you don't have to worry about it or worry about meets etcetera and their reaction to it. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been called a petty arsehole many a time fs

Ftfy

Wi a peach of a shiter like yers I'll allow that, just this once tho.

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

Thing is Pretty, even if you did forewarn lovers and they said they didn't mind, would you really be able to relax and not feel self conscious?

The other thing that occurred to me was that it might get knocked during sex which is probably going to be very painful. Why don't you just go to your GP and get it sorted properly so you don't have to worry about any of that?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've been called a pretty arsehole many a time fs

u m1ck xxx

Right back at you PTU

Fistbump*

Share the

PS - you have great tits, a vagina and a pretty face anawl, a wouldn't worry about the nick of yer ersehole, you'll always be popular and have yer pick of fabbers fs

Awwww thank you. Xxx

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

If I were you I'd get it sorted just so you can relax and not worry what others may think.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh God PTU.

There are a fair few danglies on many an arsehole found here and I don't think half of them know they are there

I'm sure you will still get a shag "

LOL thanks miss honey, tbh sex is always the last thing on my mind but ya never know the horn may return I just wanna make sure they don't run for the hills (q the mighty maiden) on its return.

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been called a pretty arsehole many a time fs

u m1ck xxx

Right back at you PTU

Fistbump*

Share the

PS - you have great tits, a vagina and a pretty face anawl, a wouldn't worry about the nick of yer ersehole, you'll always be popular and have yer pick of fabbers fs

Awwww thank you. Xxx"

Your welcome.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thing is Pretty, even if you did forewarn lovers and they said they didn't mind, would you really be able to relax and not feel self conscious?

I possibly will once it's healed completely, on good old Google it says that due to fibro it's "one of those things" and will probably re appear even if removed. Xxx

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Oh God PTU.

There are a fair few danglies on many an arsehole found here and I don't think half of them know they are there

I'm sure you will still get a shag

LOL thanks miss honey, tbh sex is always the last thing on my mind but ya never know the horn may return I just wanna make sure they don't run for the hills (q the mighty maiden) on its return.

xxx"

Always a pleasure my classy friend mwah xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't tell anyone anything and mine is horrendous after 3 episiotomies and piles from pregnancy. It's no different to someone having a huge mole on their face, or a skin tag. The day I meet a man who is physically perfect is the day I might give a shit.

Only might though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a skin tag on mine which occurred after someone shoving something there that I didnt want whilst d*unk (would have been fine if it was a cock)

Ive contemplated surgery but its never been an issue and anal is fine still and plenty of guys have rimmed me and never had a problem.

At some point I will have surgery but as I have two major surgeries ahead of me its low down on the list!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a skin tag on mine which occurred after someone shoving something there that I didnt want whilst d*unk (would have been fine if it was a cock)

Ive contemplated surgery but its never been an issue and anal is fine still and plenty of guys have rimmed me and never had a problem.

At some point I will have surgery but as I have two major surgeries ahead of me its low down on the list! "

Ahhhh that's reassuring thank you. Tbh I've not plucked up the courage to look hahaha xxx

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Disclaimer - this is about my arsehole. Honesty is needed but please be nice.

So after the last thread I discovered that I was using the wrong cream on the wrong problem and making it worse.

It turns out (thanks to nice couple) that it is a tear on a pile that has turned in to an ulcer.

Now I'm putting sudocrem on it it's mostly healed. But it has left me with an external pile that may not go away without surgery.

I'm joking around but I am actually quite concerned.

PTU xxx "

You do realise that this makes it sound as if we are responsible for your unfortunate precicament

A serious answer to your question is that I don't think most men would be too concerned. If you are perhaps mention it if you're likely to meet.

Hope it all gets sorted soon.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Disclaimer - this is about my arsehole. Honesty is needed but please be nice.

So after the last thread I discovered that I was using the wrong cream on the wrong problem and making it worse.

It turns out (thanks to nice couple) that it is a tear on a pile that has turned in to an ulcer.

Now I'm putting sudocrem on it it's mostly healed. But it has left me with an external pile that may not go away without surgery.

I'm joking around but I am actually quite concerned.

PTU xxx

You do realise that this makes it sound as if we are responsible for your unfortunate precicament

A serious answer to your question is that I don't think most men would be too concerned. If you are perhaps mention it if you're likely to meet.

Hope it all gets sorted soon."

I'm forever in your debt for pointing me it the right direction. The pile cream as eating away at the tear. As soon as I Googled what you said n swapped to sudocrem it was heaven! Xxx

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Disclaimer - this is about my arsehole. Honesty is needed but please be nice.

So after the last thread I discovered that I was using the wrong cream on the wrong problem and making it worse.

It turns out (thanks to nice couple) that it is a tear on a pile that has turned in to an ulcer.

Now I'm putting sudocrem on it it's mostly healed. But it has left me with an external pile that may not go away without surgery.

I'm joking around but I am actually quite concerned.

PTU xxx

You do realise that this makes it sound as if we are responsible for your unfortunate precicament

A serious answer to your question is that I don't think most men would be too concerned. If you are perhaps mention it if you're likely to meet.

Hope it all gets sorted soon.

I'm forever in your debt for pointing me it the right direction. The pile cream as eating away at the tear. As soon as I Googled what you said n swapped to sudocrem it was heaven! Xxx"

Glad it helped.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

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Most of them won't notice I'd guess and would be more bothered about upsetting you, if they didn't follow through and deliver your pleasure. Insisting on them being blindfolded - exclaiming it's for their heightened pleasure - would also just get them stuck into the action. 99% of men won't know what their own hole looks like, so insist that they bend over whilst you film it and shove a stool leg or something in them, if they don't play nicely

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Most of them won't notice I'd guess and would be more bothered about upsetting you, if they didn't follow through and deliver your pleasure. Insisting on them being blindfolded - exclaiming it's for their heightened pleasure - would also just get them stuck into the action. 99% of men won't know what their own hole looks like, so insist that they bend over whilst you film it and shove a stool leg or something in them, if they don't play nicely "

thank you. I'm hoping once it's fully healed it will dissapier back up my arsehole.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have had 3 kids all with cuts and tears (and all the bum stuff still left with a skin tag) so 5 loads of stitches to my vagina when i first joined i was paranoid as fuck but no body has mentioned it so far x

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over a year ago

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