FabSwingers.com forum: Lost my virginity

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well I've gone and done it ... I've posted on a forum thread for the first time today ... excited maybe but then I realised I had no protection precautions in place!

Should I be worried? - do I need to take anything for it? - will the natives be kind and gentle or punish me? Will I get the thumbs up (metaphorically speaking of course) or the cold shoulder. There's no going back, oh my ...

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york

"Well I've gone and done it ... I've posted on a forum thread for the first time today ... excited maybe but then I realised I had no protection precautions in place!

Welcome to the mad house x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome!! Hello and happy Thursday!

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

Welcome, do not despair, you needn't worry as there's always the Forum after pill available. I believe it's called UNLOS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome along - it can be a bear pit but most folks are lovely really.

Just roll up your sleeves and dive on in

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Yes in answer to all those questions

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Welcome, do not despair, you needn't worry as there's always the Forum after pill available. I believe it's called UNLOS

That's quite amusing actually

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome and big (((((hugs))))

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thanks Peops

still trying to track down the rules of etiquette for posting but I guess I'll be told soon enough if I get it wrong.

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

"Well I've gone and done it ... I've posted on a forum thread for the first time today ... excited maybe but then I realised I had no protection precautions in place!

Well done you have broken the ice there will be no holding you back now.

You may get ignored sometimes but dont take it to heart.

have fun and happy posting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I've gone and done it ... I've posted on a forum thread for the first time today ... excited maybe but then I realised I had no protection precautions in place!

The natives are mostly friendly.

Welcome to the asylum.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Thanks Peops

still trying to track down the rules of etiquette for posting but I guess I'll be told soon enough if I get it wrong."

Yep you'll disappear for a couple of day's or so depending on how bad you've been

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By *airymagicWoman
over a year ago

goblin city

"Thanks Peops

still trying to track down the rules of etiquette for posting but I guess I'll be told soon enough if I get it wrong.

Yep you'll disappear for a couple of day's or so depending on how bad you've been

Ha ha quite accurate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rules of etiquette for posting.

The whit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome to the forums. The natives are mostly a friendly bunch.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Thanks Peops

still trying to track down the rules of etiquette for posting but I guess I'll be told soon enough if I get it wrong."

Just say it how it is as M1cks would say fs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

welcome

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

.... Just say it how it is as M1cks would say fs

fs is??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thanks Peops

still trying to track down the rules of etiquette for posting but I guess I'll be told soon enough if I get it wrong."

Have fun, expect people to take the piss, take the piss back but don't be nasty, don't call anyone a cunt, don't spam a thread.

Never cross the streams - hang on that's wrong.

Fs = fuck sake

FAF = fancy a fuck

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thanks Peops

still trying to track down the rules of etiquette for posting but I guess I'll be told soon enough if I get it wrong.

Have fun, expect people to take the piss, take the piss back but don't be nasty, don't call anyone a cunt, don't spam a thread.

Never cross the streams - hang on that's wrong.

Fs = fuck sake

FAF = fancy a fuck"

So FAFFFS has for in it? Too much 'effing' around in these Forums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Welcome to the forums. The natives are mostly a friendly bunch.

Mostly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thanks Peops

still trying to track down the rules of etiquette for posting but I guess I'll be told soon enough if I get it wrong.

Have fun, expect people to take the piss, take the piss back but don't be nasty, don't call anyone a cunt, don't spam a thread.

Never cross the streams - hang on that's wrong.

Fs = fuck sake

FAF = fancy a fuck

So FAFFFS has for in it? Too much 'effing' around in these Forums

You're a quick learner

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By *oxesMan
over a year ago

Southend, Essex

"Welcome, do not despair, you needn't worry as there's always the Forum after pill available. I believe it's called UNLOS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The golden rule - naw means no.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The golden rule - naw means no."

Unless yer one a they ones to whom a naw means yes fs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The golden rule - naw means no.

Unless yer one a they ones to whom a naw means yes fs

Like when I offer to rupture your spleen with my strapon?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The golden rule - naw means no.

Unless yer one a they ones to whom a naw means yes fs

Like when I offer to rupture your spleen with my strapon?

Naw

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Thanks Peops

still trying to track down the rules of etiquette for posting but I guess I'll be told soon enough if I get it wrong.

Have fun, expect people to take the piss, take the piss back but don't be nasty, don't call anyone a cunt, don't spam a thread.

Never cross the streams - hang on that's wrong.

Fs = fuck sake

FAF = fancy a fuck"

You said cunt

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"The golden rule - naw means no.

Unless yer one a they ones to whom a naw means yes fs

Like when I offer to rupture your spleen with my strapon?

You are such a turn on right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The golden rule - naw means no.

Unless yer one a they ones to whom a naw means yes fs

Like when I offer to rupture your spleen with my strapon?

Naw"

Means yes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The golden rule - naw means no.

Unless yer one a they ones to whom a naw means yes fs

Like when I offer to rupture your spleen with my strapon?

You are such a turn on right now "

I had sex. I'm in a good mood

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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" The golden rule - naw means no.

Unless yer one a they ones to whom a naw means yes fs

Like when I offer to rupture your spleen with my strapon?

You are such a turn on right now

I had sex. I'm in a good mood

That is what I need. Ah time off soon

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

Welcome and have fun and beware of the snakes there's a few floating around xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Welcome to the forums. The natives are mostly a friendly bunch.

Mostly.

Don't believe him, he's one of the nice guys here. Soon learn to develop a thick skin on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thanks Peops

still trying to track down the rules of etiquette for posting but I guess I'll be told soon enough if I get it wrong.

Have fun, expect people to take the piss, take the piss back but don't be nasty, don't call anyone a cunt, don't spam a thread.

Never cross the streams - hang on that's wrong.

Fs = fuck sake

FAF = fancy a fuck

You said cunt

Guessing you didn't read the limerick I wrote the other day

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

From newbie welcomes to morning after pills, misuse of strapons and floating snakes - these forum threads take on a life of their own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well done! It gets easier I promise x

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By *mber GamblerCouple
over a year ago

rugby

Hellooo and welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello and welcome

You used to be able to get Forum insurance and the forms were given out by a lady called Tinatitz but not seen her for ages

So anything goes

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By *100Man
over a year ago

Essex

"Well I've gone and done it ... I've posted on a forum thread for the first time today ... excited maybe but then I realised I had no protection precautions in place!

I'd go to the doctors just in case you have a F.T.D, using the forum without protection you should know better

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Forum rules 1st ever posting buys everyone cake

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Forum rules 1st ever posting buys everyone cake

Is this where I disappear for a couple of days now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhhhh a newbie

cum here my preetttttyyyyyy.

PTU XXX

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

Did someone say cake???? Hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Forum rules 1st ever posting buys everyone cake

Oooooh, cake you say?

Victoria sponge?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Took you a while to find them but boy am I glad you did LillieG!

Where do I start? Once upon a time... think we need to get that coffee finally sorted. The clue is in the first half of my name

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Took you a while to find them but boy am I glad you did LillieG!

Where do I start? Once upon a time... think we need to get that coffee finally sorted. The clue is in the first half of my name

hello my lovely - bugger - I guess I will have to behave now

... as if

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Took you a while to find them but boy am I glad you did LillieG!

Where do I start? Once upon a time... think we need to get that coffee finally sorted. The clue is in the first half of my name

hello my lovely - bugger - I guess I will have to behave now

... as if

You behaving would definitely be a first. But then I hear bad girls have more fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome

Ps it's your round

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Welcome to the forums. The natives are mostly a friendly bunch.

Aye. Right.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Took you a while to find them but boy am I glad you did LillieG!

Where do I start? Once upon a time... think we need to get that coffee finally sorted. The clue is in the first half of my name

hello my lovely - bugger - I guess I will have to behave now

... as if

You behaving would definitely be a first. But then I hear bad girls have more fun

I wouldn't know (splutters into wine glass)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Took you a while to find them but boy am I glad you did LillieG!

Where do I start? Once upon a time... think we need to get that coffee finally sorted. The clue is in the first half of my name

hello my lovely - bugger - I guess I will have to behave now

... as if

You behaving would definitely be a first. But then I hear bad girls have more fun

I wouldn't know (splutters into wine glass)

That look always suited you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Welcome!! Hello and happy Thursday!

It's rant Thursday nothing happy about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Welcome!! Hello and happy Thursday!

It's rant Thursday nothing happy about it

Oh yes there is ....

And welcome to the mad house

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Hello and welcome

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By *oxesMan
over a year ago

Southend, Essex

"Welcome!! Hello and happy Thursday!

It's rant Thursday nothing happy about it

Oh yes there is ....

And welcome to the mad house

welcome back just Jo, so a rant thursday is like every day then lol

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Welcome aboard the Skylark. It can get a bit bumpy at times but the calm waters can be a joy.

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

hello OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thanks Peops

still trying to track down the rules of etiquette for posting but I guess I'll be told soon enough if I get it wrong."

The usual answer for getting it wrong is referred to as "the naughty step". Hopefully you will avoid it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thanks for all the welcomes and I hope I only get on the naughty step for the right reasons - quite an eventful amusing first thread on here.

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

But where young lady is the cake

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Hi OP

I'm sure it's already been said but you have a great pair of pins!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"But where young lady is the cake

Sorry still looking for my recipe - am I on the naughty step already

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi OP

I'm sure it's already been said but you have a great pair of pins!

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"But where young lady is the cake

Sorry still looking for my recipe - am I on the naughty step already

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Your be chained to the railings outside the frairy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"But where young lady is the cake

Sorry still looking for my recipe - am I on the naughty step already

Your be chained to the railings outside the frairy

Really ... hang on ... let me get my heels first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi Lillie, I'm Jim, nice to meet you, to meet you nice. May I be the first to wish you a happy Friday.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi Lillie, I'm Jim, nice to meet you, to meet you nice. May I be the first to wish you a happy Friday.

Thanks Jim - well at least I survived my initiation day here so happy Friday it is.

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