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By *itmanAndHerr OP   Couple
over a year ago

st helens

I'm off out this weekend. I'm desperately in need of some new material. What's your filthiest joke?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dirt joke:

I went to my allotment last week and found someone had covered it with 2 inches of soil. I went again yesterday only to find it covered again with another 2 inches of soil.

The plot thickens.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"My dirt joke:

I went to my allotment last week and found someone had covered it with 2 inches of soil. I went again yesterday only to find it covered again with another 2 inches of soil.

The plot thickens."

I had such high expectations too!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My dirt joke:

I went to my allotment last week and found someone had covered it with 2 inches of soil. I went again yesterday only to find it covered again with another 2 inches of soil.

The plot thickens.

I had such high expectations too!! "

Has my reputation been muddied?

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"My dirt joke:

I went to my allotment last week and found someone had covered it with 2 inches of soil. I went again yesterday only to find it covered again with another 2 inches of soil.

The plot thickens.

I had such high expectations too!!

Has my reputation been muddied?"

So long as you don't re-peat it...you might get away with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My dirt joke:

I went to my allotment last week and found someone had covered it with 2 inches of soil. I went again yesterday only to find it covered again with another 2 inches of soil.

The plot thickens.

I had such high expectations too!!

Has my reputation been muddied?

So long as you don't re-peat it...you might get away with it"

I promise. Don't turf me out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you call the useless piece of skin on a dick?

The man.

What’s the difference between a pick-pocket and a peeping tom?

One snatches your watch. The other watches your snatch.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"My dirt joke:

I went to my allotment last week and found someone had covered it with 2 inches of soil. I went again yesterday only to find it covered again with another 2 inches of soil.

The plot thickens.

I had such high expectations too!!

Has my reputation been muddied?

So long as you don't re-peat it...you might get away with it

I promise. Don't turf me out. "

Oh I shan't grass on you if that's your concern

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My dirt joke:

I went to my allotment last week and found someone had covered it with 2 inches of soil. I went again yesterday only to find it covered again with another 2 inches of soil.

The plot thickens.

I had such high expectations too!!

Has my reputation been muddied?

So long as you don't re-peat it...you might get away with it

I promise. Don't turf me out.

Oh I shan't grass on you if that's your concern "

Yer big clod.

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By *mooth shaftMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

An old guy and his dear old wifeare getting ready for bed one night when all of a sudden the woman bursts out of the bathroom, flings open her robe and yells "Super Pussy!" The old man says I'll have the soup

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By *mooth shaftMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and consider using a lubricant.

Arf arf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whats the difference between a chickpea & a lentil?

I would pay to have a chickpea on me

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By *ust Us TogetherCouple
over a year ago

Newport

Two old fellas fishing on the river bank, been on the same bank every Saturday for 20yrs.

One guy says to the other “what you doing here, I thought you were getting married today”?

“Aye I did this morning” he replied.

“So why are you not on your honeymoon giving the Mrs a good seeing too” asked the first guy.

“Nah can’t, she has Gonorrhoea” he replied.

The first guy says “well stick it in her mouth then”

“Nah can’t, she has Pyria” he replied.

The first guy shakes his head and says “well stick it up her arse then”

“Nah can’t, she has Chronic Diarrhoea” he replied.

The first guy shouts at him “why the fuck did you marry her”?

The old boy casts his line back into the river and says “best maggots ever”!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What did the left baw sack say to the right baw sack?

Don't talk the guy in the middle he's a dick.

#Boom

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Wandsworth

Best one ever, ready... Hello.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?

A guy will actually search for a golf ball.

PTU xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the difference between jam and marmalade?

You can't marmalade your cock up a woman's arse

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By *itmanAndHerr OP   Couple
over a year ago

st helens


"My dirt joke:

I went to my allotment last week and found someone had covered it with 2 inches of soil. I went again yesterday only to find it covered again with another 2 inches of soil.

The plot thickens."

I like it!

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