FabSwingers.com forum: I want to tongue punch your fart box!

By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I love this place...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol, I've had this line a couple of times.

Chuckles*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rattle your farter" is another one I've heard

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Lol, I've had this line a couple of times.

Chuckles*

It's a new one on me

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Suppose I'm asking for it really

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

These are chat up lines then ladies ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol, I've had this line a couple of times.

Chuckles*

It's a new one on me

This place is an education!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"These are chat up lines then ladies ?

apparently! woke up to can i wreck your arse this morning..delightful start to the day

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Lol, I've had this line a couple of times.

Chuckles*

It's a new one on me

This place is an education!

Unfortunately yes it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its so lovely to see the age of genteel correspondence is not dead,for a while i thought these portable telephones may have a bad effect on gentlemanly manners

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

I've had this one too

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"These are chat up lines then ladies ?

It's just so ridiculous it just may work

. Probably not though...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol, I've had this line a couple of times.

Chuckles*

It's a new one on me

This place is an education!

Unfortunately yes it is

sadly i find it less of an education than a confirmation of my worst fears..came on here hoping my opinion of a lot of men would be changed,not confirmed..its a shame.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like there should be a lot of health and safety measures in place before this is attempted

I guess you just swooned and went all romantically flustered OP, on seeing such a Bronte esqueapproach to courtship

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had this one 2 weeks ago. Creative at least.

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Sounds like there should be a lot of health and safety measures in place before this is attempted

I guess you just swooned and went all romantically flustered OP, on seeing such a Bronte esqueapproach to courtship

I'm not sure I swooned exactly,more that I was mildly amused

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

Is that the same as, "smashing in the backdoor"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love this place..."

Bet you damn near creamed your keks!

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Had this one 2 weeks ago. Creative at least."

Yeah it has a catchy 'ring' to it

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Is that the same as, "smashing in the backdoor"?

No it's not Josie that's just rude!

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

"Is that the same as, "smashing in the backdoor"?

No it's not Josie that's just rude!

Sorry

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

"These are chat up lines then ladies ?

apparently! woke up to can i wreck your arse this morning..delightful start to the day"

What time you meeting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"These are chat up lines then ladies ?

apparently! woke up to can i wreck your arse this morning..delightful start to the day

What time you meeting

well, im just finishing my bacon sandwich,bung on a bit of lippy...and i'll be off..

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

"These are chat up lines then ladies ?

apparently! woke up to can i wreck your arse this morning..delightful start to the day

What time you meeting

well, im just finishing my bacon sandwich,bung on a bit of lippy...and i'll be off.."

Don't forget to give your twat a quick wipe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love this place..."

So did you arrange a meeting?

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By *uzi Jones 26Woman
over a year ago

The Devil's Lair

"I'd swim naked in shark infested waters with a steak wrapped round my cock just to have a candle lit dinner with you on Skype over a dial up connection"

Got this one a week or so ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"These are chat up lines then ladies ?

apparently! woke up to can i wreck your arse this morning..delightful start to the day

What time you meeting

well, im just finishing my bacon sandwich,bung on a bit of lippy...and i'll be off..

Don't forget to give your twat a quick wipe

doesn't sound like the sort of chap who cares much about trivialities like that..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How eloquently said. He's a charmer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lmao and I thought I could be crude. I love the laughs this place provides.

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I love this place...

So did you arrange a meeting?

Well my profile says I'm not meeting so no,I pretty tempted though

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

""I'd swim naked in shark infested waters with a steak wrapped round my cock just to have a candle lit dinner with you on Skype over a dial up connection"

Got this one a week or so ago

That's my kind of man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I'd swim naked in shark infested waters with a steak wrapped round my cock just to have a candle lit dinner with you on Skype over a dial up connection"

Got this one a week or so ago

That's my kind of man

Why would he wrap steak round his cock?

Was the gentleman perchance a little shy in that department?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't beat a bit of rimming

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

""I'd swim naked in shark infested waters with a steak wrapped round my cock just to have a candle lit dinner with you on Skype over a dial up connection"

Got this one a week or so ago

That's my kind of man

Why would he wrap steak round his cock?

Was the gentleman perchance a little shy in that department?

Probably his way of bringing dinner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I'd swim naked in shark infested waters with a steak wrapped round my cock just to have a candle lit dinner with you on Skype over a dial up connection"

Got this one a week or so ago

That's my kind of man

Why would he wrap steak round his cock?

Was the gentleman perchance a little shy in that department?

Probably his way of bringing dinner"

New take on meat and two veg?

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

""I'd swim naked in shark infested waters with a steak wrapped round my cock just to have a candle lit dinner with you on Skype over a dial up connection"

Got this one a week or so ago

That's my kind of man

Why would he wrap steak round his cock?

Was the gentleman perchance a little shy in that department?

Some men will do anything for a 'meat'

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

It wasn't me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I'd swim naked in shark infested waters with a steak wrapped round my cock just to have a candle lit dinner with you on Skype over a dial up connection"

Got this one a week or so ago

I'd crawl naked a thousand miles across broken glass, just to smell the exhaust fumes from the van that takes your dirty knickers to the laundry.

I bet that's got you fizzing at the bung hole.....

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By *uzi Jones 26Woman
over a year ago

The Devil's Lair

""I'd swim naked in shark infested waters with a steak wrapped round my cock just to have a candle lit dinner with you on Skype over a dial up connection"

Got this one a week or so ago

I'd crawl naked a thousand miles across broken glass, just to smell the exhaust fumes from the van that takes your dirty knickers to the laundry.

I bet that's got you fizzing at the bung hole.....

Christ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This was one of the favourite messages I got on my single profile once upon a time.

Doll x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At least he didn't ask if you like cock snot up your fart pipe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I'd swim naked in shark infested waters with a steak wrapped round my cock just to have a candle lit dinner with you on Skype over a dial up connection"

Got this one a week or so ago

I'd crawl naked a thousand miles across broken glass, just to smell the exhaust fumes from the van that takes your dirty knickers to the laundry.

I bet that's got you fizzing at the bung hole.....

Christ

Try the dominate or sub thread m'lady,he's on there

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

""I'd swim naked in shark infested waters with a steak wrapped round my cock just to have a candle lit dinner with you on Skype over a dial up connection"

Got this one a week or so ago

I'd crawl naked a thousand miles across broken glass, just to smell the exhaust fumes from the van that takes your dirty knickers to the laundry.

I bet that's got you fizzing at the bung hole.....

It's like Shakespeare has risen from the grave

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"It wasn't me

Guilty!

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"At least he didn't ask if you like cock snot up your fart pipe

Well I've at least heard of that one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At last...I haven't read a 'belly laugh' thread for a while - quite cathartic

*toddles off chuckling to himself*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had this one too

Im not suprised by this as that Ass is fantastic.. Would much prefuresy give it a little caress and occasional slap though TBH. Mmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got this once from, and im now suspicious, a woman fabber

Hi,seen your gallery, great pics,id like to toot your love trumpet

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I got this once from, and im now suspicious, a woman fabber

Hi,seen your gallery, great pics,id like to toot your love trumpet

Love trumpet I like that actually

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I'd swim naked in shark infested waters with a steak wrapped round my cock just to have a candle lit dinner with you on Skype over a dial up connection"

Got this one a week or so ago

I'd crawl naked a thousand miles across broken glass, just to smell the exhaust fumes from the van that takes your dirty knickers to the laundry.

I bet that's got you fizzing at the bung hole.....

Christ

I know, soooooooooo hot eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lick your chocolate starfish springs to mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got this once from, and im now suspicious, a woman fabber

Hi,seen your gallery, great pics,id like to toot your love trumpet

Love trumpet I like that actually

Musical genitalia, it's the next big Christmas must have!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im sure thats out of foxtrot uniform kilo by bloodhound gang

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I'd swim naked in shark infested waters with a steak wrapped round my cock just to have a candle lit dinner with you on Skype over a dial up connection"

Got this one a week or so ago

I got the exact same message....at least he knows how to cut and paste....ah bless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Naw

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over a year ago

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By *iss InnocenceWoman
over a year ago

Coventry/Bristol

I got this message last nite lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It should read I wanna shimmy yer shiter fs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm picking up mixed views. Is this good or bad?

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Naw"

You're just jealous because no-one's sent that message to you aren't you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Naw

You're just jealous because no-one's sent that message to you aren't you!

I don't get messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nobody loves me, nobody cares. sobs in the corner*

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I'm picking up mixed views. Is this good or bad?

Well it beats the 'Hi' only message I suppose. Although ask me that tomorrow and I may come up with a different answer

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By *uzi Jones 26Woman
over a year ago

The Devil's Lair

""I'd swim naked in shark infested waters with a steak wrapped round my cock just to have a candle lit dinner with you on Skype over a dial up connection"

Got this one a week or so ago

I got the exact same message....at least he knows how to cut and paste....ah bless "

To be fair, I'd guess about 50% of new messages are copy and paste. Just change the name/attributes of needed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm picking up mixed views. Is this good or bad?

Well it beats the 'Hi' only message I suppose. Although ask me that tomorrow and I may come up with a different answer

this beats 'hi'.

. This is where the guys are going wrong, advice like this.

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Nobody loves me, nobody cares. sobs in the corner* "

Stop moaning man,I generally don't either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nobody loves me, nobody cares. sobs in the corner* "
fs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I'd swim naked in shark infested waters with a steak wrapped round my cock just to have a candle lit dinner with you on Skype over a dial up connection"

Got this one a week or so ago

I got the exact same message....at least he knows how to cut and paste....ah bless

To be fair, I'd guess about 50% of new messages are copy and paste. Just change the name/attributes of needed

I try my best to be original and i can understand the cut and paste as if its only going to be deleted why bother

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I'm picking up mixed views. Is this good or bad?

Well it beats the 'Hi' only message I suppose. Although ask me that tomorrow and I may come up with a different answer

this beats 'hi'.

. This is where the guys are going wrong, advice like this.

Guy's take note

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

What if you want to fart punch their tongue box?

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Naw

You're just jealous because no-one's sent that message to you aren't you!

I don't get messages

That's because you don't bloody answer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohk folks, a was only jesting, you can stop wi the sympathy ones, my box is jamming fs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Adding myself to the recipients of this message. Feeling slightly less special than I did when I received it now. Huff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ohk folks, a was only jesting, you can stop wi the sympathy ones, my box is jamming fs.

Ha. I always think you're abbreviating 'f*cks sake' at the end of every sentence

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