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"Bravo sir, immaculately timed  "One does one's best. | |||
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"I want more fruit tea, but I'm naked & comfy in bed  "Tea you say...... | |||
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"This thread is lacklustre and poor. I miss the good old days when an effort was made." Nostalgia, it's not what it used to be. | |||
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"Ha ha great timing Jim Sorry no rants this week my last week rant was enough for a month lol "Jim?  | |||
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"People who keep changing shit. Just stop it." Some things have to be changed. Like pants. Eventually...... | |||
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"I can't sleep. And I missed a message sent earlier cos I was watching YouTube. That has irritated me even MORE. ARGH........!!!! " Filters. Filters that prevent veris being seen. Again. That is all.  | |||
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"Fed up with cocks and male erses corruptung my innocence fs." Seen one, you've seen 'em all..... Apart from mine. Mine is a magnificent specimen. Epic in its tumessence. *see avatar for more detail... | |||
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"People who keep changing shit. Just stop it. Some things have to be changed. Like pants. Eventually......" But it is so frustrating. Always at the last second too Anyway, 12 hours and then I'm free | |||
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"People who keep changing shit. Just stop it. Some things have to be changed. Like pants. Eventually...... But it is so frustrating. Always at the last second too Anyway, 12 hours and then I'm free " Morning Honey  | |||
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"People who keep changing shit. Just stop it. Some things have to be changed. Like pants. Eventually...... But it is so frustrating. Always at the last second too Anyway, 12 hours and then I'm free Morning Honey "Morning. Come shoot the bird singing outside my window please? | |||
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"People who keep changing shit. Just stop it. Some things have to be changed. Like pants. Eventually...... But it is so frustrating. Always at the last second too Anyway, 12 hours and then I'm free Morning Honey
Morning. Come shoot the bird singing outside my window please? "I wondered where the one from outside my window had gone  | |||
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"People who keep changing shit. Just stop it. Some things have to be changed. Like pants. Eventually...... But it is so frustrating. Always at the last second too Anyway, 12 hours and then I'm free Morning Honey
Morning. Come shoot the bird singing outside my window please?
I wondered where the one from outside my window had gone "Can you come take it back? | |||
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"A bit sad I'm not moving to London for now "I didn't even know you were | |||
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"A bit sad I'm not moving to London for now
I didn't even know you were "Hubbys stills moving to London. He's got a great job. My horniness level is going to skyrocket  | |||
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"Nothing to rant about here " I want to want about jo being straight | |||
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"Nothing to rant about here I want to want about jo being straight "Yes ....I'm very sorry about being straight  | |||
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"A bit sad I'm not moving to London for now
I didn't even know you were
Hubbys stills moving to London. He's got a great job. My horniness level is going to skyrocket "Oh dear that's not good. | |||
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"Nothing to rant about here I want to want about jo being straight
Yes ....I'm very sorry about being straight "Stop being sorry and lets 
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"A bit sad I'm not moving to London for now
I didn't even know you were
Hubbys stills moving to London. He's got a great job. My horniness level is going to skyrocket
Oh dear that's not good."Nope, but it was to good opportunity to miss out. Oh well, vibrate and meets it is | |||
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"I want to stay home but I have to get ready and go do adult stuff, you know, for the money. " Ah me too and it's pissing down. Can I go to work in my pjs? | |||
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"Nothing to rant about here I want to want about jo being straight
Yes ....I'm very sorry about being straight
Stop being sorry and lets
How are you lovely? "I'm great thanks Mrs SB ....glad to see you back in the forums again | |||
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"I've not got the energy to rant. I could. But just bad timing for this thread. You need a Monday one. "Stop moaning about the rant day. | |||
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"I want to stay home but I have to get ready and go do adult stuff, you know, for the money. Ah me too and it's pissing down. Can I go to work in my pjs?" Yes - say you forgot it was Red Nose Day last week and have turned up in fancy dress | |||
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"I want to stay home but I have to get ready and go do adult stuff, you know, for the money. Ah me too and it's pissing down. Can I go to work in my pjs?" Oh, go on then  | |||
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"I've not got the energy to rant. I could. But just bad timing for this thread. You need a Monday one.
Stop moaning about the rant day. "No. Stop trying to be bossy. I need an argument thread to go up. I'd be on fire in there today. | |||
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"I've not got the energy to rant. I could. But just bad timing for this thread. You need a Monday one.
Stop moaning about the rant day.
No. Stop trying to be bossy.
I need an argument thread to go up. I'd be on fire in there today. "Make one then  | |||
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"I've not got the energy to rant. I could. But just bad timing for this thread. You need a Monday one.
Stop moaning about the rant day.
No. Stop trying to be bossy.
I need an argument thread to go up. I'd be on fire in there today.
Make one then "There's that bossy side of you again. You just can't help it can you? | |||
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"That horrendous habit more and more people have picked up from Australia of putting a raised inflexion at the end of each sentence make every one a question, drives me mental.
Closely followed by the amount of sycophantic toadyism amd faux-sexualism, mainly pseudo-lesbanism that goes on in the Forum so as to try and be popular. ""Pseudo-lesbanism" That's hillarious, I'm storing that away for future usage. | |||
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"I've walked miles in last three days, more than in last three months and my feet hurt!! On the plus side I get to bomb round in the golf buggy now and then "Oooh, I know this...... Are you........ One of the Proclaimers? | |||
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"A bit sad I'm not moving to London for now "Sad face..... | |||
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"That horrendous habit more and more people have picked up from Australia of putting a raised inflexion at the end of each sentence make every one a question, drives me mental.
Closely followed by the amount of sycophantic toadyism amd faux-sexualism, mainly pseudo-lesbanism that goes on in the Forum so as to try and be popular. "*true story. | |||
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"Nothing to rant about here " Really, sooooooooo surprising. I'm truly shocked. | |||
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"Changed the tyres on my bike at the weekend and bent the wheel rim in the process, gunna cost me over 100 quid for a new wheel "Ouch.... | |||
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"I want to stay home but I have to get ready and go do adult stuff, you know, for the money. " #wageslave | |||
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"I've not got the energy to rant. I could. But just bad timing for this thread. You need a Monday one. "Start one of your own.
Or just do what Testarossa does and start it on the wrong day. | |||
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"Awake at the crack of dawn Tired Hungry Achey Dreading the fuckwittery at work Just dont wanna! "Welcome to my world. | |||
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"I've not got the energy to rant. I could. But just bad timing for this thread. You need a Monday one.
Stop moaning about the rant day.
No. Stop trying to be bossy.
I need an argument thread to go up. I'd be on fire in there today. "Start one. | |||
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"I've not got the energy to rant. I could. But just bad timing for this thread. You need a Monday one.
Start one of your own.
Or just do what Testarossa does and start it on the wrong day. "And wait till Monday? I'll have forgot in about it by then. | |||
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"I've not got the energy to rant. I could. But just bad timing for this thread. You need a Monday one.
Stop moaning about the rant day.
No. Stop trying to be bossy.
I need an argument thread to go up. I'd be on fire in there today.
Start one. "Damn. Are your answers to me copy and pasted? | |||
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"I've not got the energy to rant. I could. But just bad timing for this thread. You need a Monday one.
Start one of your own.
Or just do what Testarossa does and start it on the wrong day.
And wait till Monday? I'll have forgot in about it by then. "Yes they are. | |||
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"I've not got the energy to rant. I could. But just bad timing for this thread. You need a Monday one.
Stop moaning about the rant day.
No. Stop trying to be bossy.
I need an argument thread to go up. I'd be on fire in there today.
Start one.
Damn. Are your answers to me copy and pasted? "Yes they are. | |||
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"Friends that just want a favour and ask at 9:45pm the night before... "Bastards. Selfish selfish bastards. Imagine that, thinking they could rely on you.... | |||
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"I keep thinking it's Friday! Then realising and pissing myself off! "What's happening on Friday? | |||
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"Friends that just want a favour and ask at 9:45pm the night before...
Bastards. Selfish selfish bastards.
Imagine that, thinking they could rely on you.... "If favours went both ways I wouldn't mind | |||
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"I've a semi-rant. I've just had a double sausage n egg macmuffin n I feel sick now.
PTU xxx "I have a semi too..... | |||
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"Rant?....see the pet hates thread" *goes off to investigate.... | |||
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"Friends that just want a favour and ask at 9:45pm the night before...
Bastards. Selfish selfish bastards.
Imagine that, thinking they could rely on you....
If favours went both ways I wouldn't mind "I hear you.. .... | |||
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"I've a semi-rant. I've just had a double sausage n egg macmuffin n I feel sick now.
PTU xxx
I have a semi too..... "I hope that's special sauce your offering. x | |||
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"I've a semi-rant. I've just had a double sausage n egg macmuffin n I feel sick now.
PTU xxx
I have a semi too.....
I hope that's special sauce your offering. x"Markohs marvellous man mayo... | |||
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"mainly pseudo-lesbanism that goes on in the Forum so as to try and be popular.
*true story. "Fuck that bullshit and a half. Ever stopped to consider the 'pseudo-fanny lickers' might actually quite fancy each other? Maybe they were gay before they were bi? They have plans to meet each other or have met each other? They aren't just (wait for this revelation) doing it for the male gaze? These 'pseudo-lesbians' might even be a bit odd and meet alone. Like one on one... Nah, 'cause if the flirting doesn't involve a cock it obviously is false or to try and be popular. What an absolute pile of utter crap. | |||
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"Yesterday I nipped to the Supermarket. Did my shopping, big trolley full. Get to car and it won't open. Forgot my mobile. A stranger took pity on me and bought me home. Car now recovered. Same day, hubby goes out on his brand new scooter... breaks down 10 miles from home. Consequently got d*unk last night and feel like poop! I'm going to have to sort something to cheer me up "May I be of assistance young lady? | |||
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"Yesterday I nipped to the Supermarket. Did my shopping, big trolley full. Get to car and it won't open. Forgot my mobile. A stranger took pity on me and bought me home. Car now recovered. Same day, hubby goes out on his brand new scooter... breaks down 10 miles from home. Consequently got d*unk last night and feel like poop! I'm going to have to sort something to cheer me up "i have a fence post with your name on it | |||
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"**twirls in for a liitle look and twirls out to eat cookies and enjoy the sunshine**" can you do this in my back garden please tink its bathed in sunshine and i will leave a plate of cookies out for you to grab one on your twirl around my lawn | |||
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"Amy childs......what a weird looking woman,false as fuck" You've been watching Loose Women too, they had it on in the canteen. | |||
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"Hotel breakfast Nice curry and some great cakes for dessert No rants here May be a traffic based on later though. Anyone planning on using the M42 or M5 this evening - don't even think about it!" The M5 drives me mad at the moment with 12 miles of a 50 mph limit. | |||
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"There is no sunshine here " get your arse down to Essex its a super lovely day down here 18 degrees in my garden | |||
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"Hotel breakfast Nice curry and some great cakes for dessert No rants here May be a traffic based on later though. Anyone planning on using the M42 or M5 this evening - don't even think about it! The M5 drives me mad at the moment with 12 miles of a 50 mph limit. " That was a pain on the way up. Just about arrived on time | |||
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"I'm stuck at work until 745 and so far I've been called a cunt and a fucking bastard. It's going to be a long day "Are you a debt collecter? | |||
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"I'm stuck at work until 745 and so far I've been called a cunt and a fucking bastard. It's going to be a long day
Are you a debt collecter? " no im not | |||
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"I'm stuck at work until 745 and so far I've been called a cunt and a fucking bastard. It's going to be a long day " I'm having a great day here tell you what keep your eyes open for a man with a riding crop in one hand riding a white horse that will be me and I'm not riding in to rescue you far from it | |||
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"Grrrr why does medicine taste so horrible " because it good for your skin ops that's something else | |||
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"mainly pseudo-lesbanism that goes on in the Forum so as to try and be popular.
*true story.
Fuck that bullshit and a half. Ever stopped to consider the 'pseudo-fanny lickers' might actually quite fancy each other? Maybe they were gay before they were bi? They have plans to meet each other or have met each other? They aren't just (wait for this revelation) doing it for the male gaze? These 'pseudo-lesbians' might even be a bit odd and meet alone. Like one on one...
Nah, 'cause if the flirting doesn't involve a cock it obviously is false or to try and be popular. What an absolute pile of utter crap."Or the exact opposite | |||
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"I'm stuck at work until 745 and so far I've been called a cunt and a fucking bastard. It's going to be a long day
I'm having a great day here tell you what keep your eyes open for a man with a riding crop in one hand riding a white horse that will be me and I'm not riding in to rescue you far from it "Thanks. I'm still smiling though. | |||
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"**twirls in for a liitle look and twirls out to eat cookies and enjoy the sunshine** can you do this in my back garden please tink its bathed in sunshine and i will leave a plate of cookies out for you to grab one on your twirl around my lawn "Goodness yes for an entire plate of cookies | |||
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"Amy childs......what a weird looking woman,false as fuck You've been watching Loose Women too, they had it on in the canteen. " Yes,i wonder what she really looks like | |||
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"**twirls in for a liitle look and twirls out to eat cookies and enjoy the sunshine** can you do this in my back garden please tink its bathed in sunshine and i will leave a plate of cookies out for you to grab one on your twirl around my lawn
Goodness yes for an entire plate of cookies "what will you do for a plate of sausages | |||
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"**twirls in for a liitle look and twirls out to eat cookies and enjoy the sunshine** can you do this in my back garden please tink its bathed in sunshine and i will leave a plate of cookies out for you to grab one on your twirl around my lawn
Goodness yes for an entire plate of cookies
what will you do for a plate of sausages "are they like cookies | |||
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"**twirls in for a liitle look and twirls out to eat cookies and enjoy the sunshine** can you do this in my back garden please tink its bathed in sunshine and i will leave a plate of cookies out for you to grab one on your twirl around my lawn
Goodness yes for an entire plate of cookies
what will you do for a plate of sausages are they like cookies "there like cookies but there more feeling and can be more satisfying as a snack | |||
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"I'm stuck at work until 745 and so far I've been called a cunt and a fucking bastard. It's going to be a long day
Are you a debt collecter?
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"When curtain people post about 3 or 4 threads a day,like fuck off! " *Checks Rossi's green arrow.... Nope, you're good to go... | |||
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"When curtain people post about 3 or 4 threads a day,like fuck off! *Checks Rossi's green arrow.... Nope, you're good to go... "Iv only done couple in ages | |||
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"When curtain people post about 3 or 4 threads a day,like fuck off! *Checks Rossi's green arrow.... Nope, you're good to go...
Iv only done couple in ages"Ok so 3 in 3 days,thats to fuckin many!! | |||
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"I'm stuck at work until 745 and so far I've been called a cunt and a fucking bastard. It's going to be a long day
Are you a debt collecter?
no im not "Are you a primary school teacher? | |||
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"I've done mine already." Looking good for 56,have been having hot flushes lately? | |||
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"When curtain people post about 3 or 4 threads a day,like fuck off! "
It also depends how tedious the thread is aswell. Some threads are irritating as fuck to watch and just takes over the forum.
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"I've done mine already. Looking good for 56,have been having hot flushes lately?" Piss off with the caveats you. | |||
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"When curtain people post about 3 or 4 threads a day,like fuck off!
It also depends how tedious the thread is aswell. Some threads are irritating as fuck to watch.
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"When curtain people post about 3 or 4 threads a day,like fuck off!
It also depends how tedious the thread is aswell. Some threads are irritating as fuck to watch.
Correct,but i dont go in curtain peoples threads on here they just bug the shit out of me"Same as. | |||
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"I've done mine already. Looking good for 56,have been having hot flushes lately? Piss off with the caveats you." That wasnt a caveat if you started a thread about it on a pulic forum | |||
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"I'm stuck at work until 745 and so far I've been called a cunt and a fucking bastard. It's going to be a long day
Are you a debt collecter?
no im not
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"I've done mine already. Looking good for 56,have been having hot flushes lately? Piss off with the caveats you. That wasnt a caveat if you started a thread about it on a pulic forum" Seems I missed out the but i was referring to the 'for 56' bit. Beauty and good looks are not just restricted to the young. | |||
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