FabSwingers.com forum: Do you have any skills

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Other than your day to day job?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes.

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over a year ago

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

No. I'm completely useless.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots! Sometimes I really think I'm wasted sat behind a desk.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

I can entice random strangers to give me cheese without eye contact or muffins!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've taken some people out. I've s'kills under my belt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blow jobs?

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Crawley Down

A few

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah a few

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Yes we both do.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Blow jobs? "

I'd have to see how good you are at them to tell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes."

This.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Yep. A few. Some more useful than others.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we probably all have more than we realise - ive done most jobs around the house and garden within my physical limits - wont touch the big plumbing or electrical jobs - day to day dealing with other people in lots of situations and coping with life -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yep. A few. Some more useful than others. "

Professional enticer....

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury / Lee on solent

Nah.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Of course.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blow jobs?

I'd have to see how good you are at them to tell"

Smooth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I make great pancakes

And banoffee pie

And I'm a Jedi master when it comes to untangling necklaces

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not saying because it does not help here lol

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

I'm sure il find something out there someday to surprise myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I make a mean cup of tea

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"I make a mean cup of tea "

What about a kind and friendly none?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can assemble ikea furniture and only have two missed screws at the end of it!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I can make balloon animals, hats, flowers etc.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I make a mean cup of tea "

Apart from last time I asked you to get the kettle on

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I've got a few skills.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots, the list is endless.

I'm particularly proud of being fluent in Klingon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roast dinner never had any complaints

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I make a mean cup of tea

What about a kind and friendly none?"

No one wants a friendly cup of tea

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By *aughty_nymphWoman
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Other than being able to make wedding cakes (kind of my job I suppose?) I've always been complimented on my eye make up and General artistic skills lol

Oh and my blow jobs... and a Lubey two handed wank..... oh and spanking technique

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By *ve 66Woman
over a year ago

Blackwood

Sad to say WAS an excellent Bingo Caller

Eyes down and looking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes."

I can confirm.

Markoh has skills.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can make a bow drill and use it to light a camp fire. Yes, i know matches are easier.

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By *ed wineMan
over a year ago

Where the streets have no name

So they say...

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Loads, I'm a clever bitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes.

I can confirm.

Markoh has skills.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes.

I can confirm.

Markoh has skills.

I think you'll find Bryan Mills has more.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

I do and I have medals for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes.

I can confirm.

Markoh has skills.

I think you'll find Bryan Mills has more.

He's an amateur.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My rabona is second to none

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Martial Arts, drawing, odd job man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes.

I can confirm.

Markoh has skills.

I think you'll find Bryan Mills has more.

He's an amateur.

Haha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can make a bow drill and use it to light a camp fire. Yes, i know matches are easier."

Chuck Norris can make a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together. Just saying.

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"Other than your day to day job?"

Yes xx

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

I am an expert information finder.

Just give me a name

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

Have you not seen us? We are extremely skill at everything. We are the bomb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm good at doing fuck all

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

What are these skills people have exactly?! Not sure I have any of any outstanding value.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can make a bow drill and use it to light a camp fire. Yes, i know matches are easier.

Chuck Norris can make a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together. Just saying.

Legend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am an expert information finder.

Just give me a name

J R Hartley.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One or two...

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"What are these skills people have exactly?! Not sure I have any of any outstanding value."

I can sew, embroider, crochet, mix concrete, grow a whole garden from seed, drive...the list is endless.

Mr N can repair almost anything, lay concrete (after I've mixed it

), cook better than me, drive incredibly well and perform skilful manoeuvres, his knowledge of computers is vast...another endless list.

I think we've all got many skills we just don't recognise them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oral (ive been told lol )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can breathe through my ears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can change a plug, fuse and light bulb!

Worth my weight in gold me

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"What are these skills people have exactly?! Not sure I have any of any outstanding value.

I can sew, embroider, crochet, mix concrete, grow a whole garden from seed, drive...the list is endless.

Mr N can repair almost anything, lay concrete (after I've mixed it

), cook better than me, drive incredibly well and perform skilful manoeuvres, his knowledge of computers is vast...another endless list.

I think we've all got many skills we just don't recognise them. "

I need a Mr N in my life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Other than your day to day job?"

At my age I would like too think so...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aside from being able to put my hand to most trades (not anywhere near as adept as I am at my day to day work) I bake and enjoy cooking the occasional feast. Partake in loads of activities that I enjoy and require a modicum of skill. I surf. I'm a reasonable seamstress (What's a male that sews called anyway?) too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can swing a cricket ball both ways and spin it too

I can sing quite well also

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Qualified martial arrs instructor but also very good with my hands ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What are these skills people have exactly?! Not sure I have any of any outstanding value.

I can sew, embroider, crochet, mix concrete, grow a whole garden from seed, drive...the list is endless.

Mr N can repair almost anything, lay concrete (after I've mixed it

), cook better than me, drive incredibly well and perform skilful manoeuvres, his knowledge of computers is vast...another endless list.

I think we've all got many skills we just don't recognise them. "

*ahemcough Victoria sponge.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Actual things I can do

Sew

Cook

Change lorry tyres

Maintain a car

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"What are these skills people have exactly?! Not sure I have any of any outstanding value.

I can sew, embroider, crochet, mix concrete, grow a whole garden from seed, drive...the list is endless.

Mr N can repair almost anything, lay concrete (after I've mixed it

), cook better than me, drive incredibly well and perform skilful manoeuvres, his knowledge of computers is vast...another endless list.

I think we've all got many skills we just don't recognise them.

I need a Mr N in my life

I think everyone does

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By *issVeryWoman
over a year ago

streatham

I can bake. Pm me if you want to see some and order ha ha

I can blowjob quite nicely.

I can soothe crying babies.

I can find the most hard to find presents.

I can put up with all types of people, blessed with very thick skin and a penchant for indifference...

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By *ustme6Man
over a year ago

tamworth

Fantastic snorkel and scuba skills....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Actual things I can do

Sew

Cook

Change lorry tyres

Maintain a car

Name of a make and model of wagon then,cake promiser!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Actual things I can do

Sew

Cook

Change lorry tyres

Maintain a car

I just love a woman who doesn't mind getting a bit greasy.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Puedo hablar quatro idiomas y un poco de algunos otros

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can do 5 keepy-ups

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Puedo hablar quatro idiomas y un poco de algunos otros

Que?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Puedo hablar quatro idiomas y un poco de algunos otros

Kalimera, tikanite?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Puedo hablar quatro idiomas y un poco de algunos otros

Kalimera, tikanite?

Or how about merhaba, nasilsin?

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By *londieddWoman
over a year ago

fife

"I can breathe through my ears

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handy for when you've got man flu I suppose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can take my knickers off in 0.23 seconds

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Puedo hablar quatro idiomas y un poco de algunos otros

Kalimera, tikanite?

Or how about merhaba, nasilsin?

Lo siento no entiendo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can take my knickers off in 0.23 seconds

I could take your knickers off in 0.17 seconds.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *londieddWoman
over a year ago

fife

"Aside from being able to put my hand to most trades (not anywhere near as adept as I am at my day to day work) I bake and enjoy cooking the occasional feast. Partake in loads of activities that I enjoy and require a modicum of skill. I surf. I'm a reasonable seamstress (What's a male that sews called anyway?) too

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seamster maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep, but I won't list them as I may be seen as showing off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just a couple here, I'm good at DIY, I'm not that bad at fixing cars, unless its an electrical fault, then I'm useless. Also, fairly good at writing stories.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im not a bad cook

I can touch type

Been told I give an amazing hand and blow job

I can touch my nose with my tongue .. party trick more than a skill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Puedo hablar quatro idiomas y un poco de algunos otros

Kalimera, tikanite?

Or how about merhaba, nasilsin?

Lo siento no entiendo

Then katalava. Alli mia for a parakalo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can cut other peoples toe nails without hurling. And empty commodes. That may or may not involve hurling, depends on the content

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can cut other peoples toe nails without hurling. And empty commodes. That may or may not involve hurling, depends on the content

That's easily the most impressive skill i've seen on this thread.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I can cut other peoples toe nails without hurling. And empty commodes. That may or may not involve hurling, depends on the content

That's easily the most impressive skill i've seen on this thread.

Certainly the only one that's made me vomit lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can cut other peoples toe nails without hurling. And empty commodes. That may or may not involve hurling, depends on the content

That's easily the most impressive skill i've seen on this thread.

Certainly the only one that's made me vomit lol"

I feel a bit queasy now too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can peoples flues out with my rods!

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I can peoples flues out with my rods!

Pmsl

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I can peoples flues out with my rods!

Pmsl

I can't breathe lol

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By *iffraffMan
over a year ago

Gloucester

I love to give oral. Don't know if I'm any good at it tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes i can breat through my ears if you know what i meen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blow jobs?

I'd have to see how good you are at them to tell"

Lol

The only reply OP has is to the one regarding the BJ

Smooth

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By *verysmileMan
over a year ago

Canterbury

I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reasonable at Krav Maga

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Knickers Removed by poster at 30/03/17 14:35:51]"

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By *iggles and BeardyCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

I can make pretty things out of leather, though this has accidentally become my day job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knit

Crochet

Change a plug

Change a car tire

Check my oil

Make a hotdog sausage dissappear

Not a bad cook

Green fingered

Write

Sing (probably quite badly)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah I played the drums at school and got really good at it.

I still have a full out drum kit round my parents house in the loft and I still go up there now and have a full out bash.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah I played the drums at school and got really good at it.

I still have a full out drum kit round my parents house in the loft and I still go up there now and have a full out bash. "

That reminds me I can play the trombone, descant recorder, treble recorder and the tenor horn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can play a few instruments and and sing.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"I can make balloon animals, hats, flowers etc."

I can do that too and face painting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can breathe through my ears

handy for when you've got man flu I suppose"

It's used for a totaly different purpose!!!

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over a year ago

"I can cut other peoples toe nails without hurling. And empty commodes. That may or may not involve hurling, depends on the content

That's easily the most impressive skill i've seen on this thread.

Certainly the only one that's made me vomit lol

I feel a bit queasy now too.

My other skill is making people feel sick. I should have mentioned that earlier mwah ha ha

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Actual things I can do

Sew

Cook

Change lorry tyres

Maintain a car

I just love a woman who doesn't mind getting a bit greasy.

I'm not afraid

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