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"Not a full blown phobia.... but I fucking hate earwigs. I could happily blowtorch the bastards off the face of the planet. I need to add.... One sunny day my washing was drying on the line. (Yes, this was a few years ago as it seems to have been years since we could say one sunny day in this country) I had work, so showered and fetched my fresh dry clothes from the line. I put on said clothes. I returned from work 8 hrs later and went for my routine "I'm home from work and my bladder is grateful piss" Upon lowering ones granny pants..... Yes people, an earwigs had joined me at work that day, I imagine quite cosy in the dark, dampness of my knickers. Lesson learned..... shake your washing like a woman possessed, and NEVER put knickers on the line to avoid said situation happening again." so you never realised you had an earwig in your pants this made me laugh so loud - sorry | |||
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"Not a full blown phobia.... but I fucking hate earwigs. so you never realised you had an earwig in your pants this made me laugh so loud - sorry " 8 hours the little prick had been hitching a ride. I'd not been to the loo the whole shift at work. After the shock, racing heart and general flip out I had once I pulled my kegs down and saw it wriggling in my gusset I was heaving like I was diseased while still pissing | |||
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"Not a full blown phobia.... but I fucking hate earwigs. so you never realised you had an earwig in your pants this made me laugh so loud - sorry 8 hours the little prick had been hitching a ride. I'd not been to the loo the whole shift at work. After the shock, racing heart and general flip out I had once I pulled my kegs down and saw it wriggling in my gusset I was heaving like I was diseased while still pissing " so - if we ever meet - you do realise i need to body search certain areas | |||
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"Not a full blown phobia.... but I fucking hate earwigs. so you never realised you had an earwig in your pants this made me laugh so loud - sorry 8 hours the little prick had been hitching a ride. I'd not been to the loo the whole shift at work. After the shock, racing heart and general flip out I had once I pulled my kegs down and saw it wriggling in my gusset I was heaving like I was diseased while still pissing " Sorry but that's hilarious! More of a merkin (fannywig) than an earwig! Mines isn't really a phobia,just a natural fear of all creepy crawlys anywhere upon my person.....I'm fine as long as they're not actually on me! One night years ago I woke up in bed to see a spider suspended from the ceiling by a single strand of web,lowering itself about three feet directly above my head.......cue me doing the worlds fastest commando roll off the bed! Glad I woke up in time before the wee fucker could teabag me in my sleep! | |||
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