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Things I learnt today...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

1. Megan Fox likes it up the bum.

2. Scarlet Johansson likes a faceful of spunk.

3. The staff in Madam Tusourds have no sense of humour....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1. Megan Fox likes it up the bum.

2. Scarlet Johansson likes a faceful of spunk.

3. The staff in Madam Tusourds have no sense of humour...."

They don't wax lyrical with hilarity?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Goodnitegirl's nicknames for her neighbours.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"1. Megan Fox likes it up the bum.

2. Scarlet Johansson likes a faceful of spunk.

3. The staff in Madam Tusourds have no sense of humour....

They don't wax lyrical with hilarity? "

I see what you did there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1. Megan Fox likes it up the bum.

2. Scarlet Johansson likes a faceful of spunk.

3. The staff in Madam Tusourds have no sense of humour....

They don't wax lyrical with hilarity?

I see what you did there.

"

It was awful, forced. I hate myself right now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I forgot I had two guys with the same name programmed in my phone. One Fab, one non Fab. I texted the wrong one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That I forgot I had two guys with the same name programmed in my phone. One Fab, one non Fab. I texted the wrong one. "

Oops. What's the damage?

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Not to open up pictures sent to me whilst in the middle of a meeting

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

Nothing. Actually nothing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I learned 2 things today whilst walking through the underpass in town. Megan woz there in 2003 and Steven P iz a wanker. Who knew eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make sure that you take your keys out of the front door before you walk away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well you got out and about a bit today

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"1. Megan Fox likes it up the bum.

2. Scarlet Johansson likes a faceful of spunk.

3. The staff in Madam Tusourds have no sense of humour....

They don't wax lyrical with hilarity?

I see what you did there.

It was awful, forced. I hate myself right now. "

I can't hold a candle to your humour.

Now THAT was forced.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1. Megan Fox likes it up the bum.

2. Scarlet Johansson likes a faceful of spunk.

3. The staff in Madam Tusourds have no sense of humour....

They don't wax lyrical with hilarity?

I see what you did there.

It was awful, forced. I hate myself right now.

I can't hold a candle to your humour.

Now THAT was forced. "

You're getting on my wick now.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

To not ask questions I don't want to hear the answers to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have learnt how to mathematically calculate radioactive decay! I also have no girlfriend. Shock!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"That I forgot I had two guys with the same name programmed in my phone. One Fab, one non Fab. I texted the wrong one. "

I did that with 1 of my sisters and an ex girlfriend. I ment to text my girlfriend i was coming home early and err what I had planned to do. next thing I know my sis and her hubby are ringing me in fits of laughter "I don't think you ment to send that to me did you" er nooooo

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

It's really weird having swollen glands on one side and not the other - one side of my throat is hot inside my mouth and the other is cold.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I have learnt how to mathematically calculate radioactive decay! I also have no girlfriend. Shock! "

Go out and wow them with that knowledge. I'd be impressed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's really weird having swollen glands on one side and not the other - one side of my throat is hot inside my mouth and the other is cold.

"

Do you blow hot and cold?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"It's really weird having swollen glands on one side and not the other - one side of my throat is hot inside my mouth and the other is cold.

Do you blow hot and cold?"

I think I must do. If it wouldn't hurt and be potentially infectious it would be an interesting bj experiment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That I forgot I had two guys with the same name programmed in my phone. One Fab, one non Fab. I texted the wrong one. "

i have so many contacts with F after their name -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's really weird having swollen glands on one side and not the other - one side of my throat is hot inside my mouth and the other is cold.

Do you blow hot and cold?

I think I must do. If it wouldn't hurt and be potentially infectious it would be an interesting bj experiment.

"

Keep a stiff upper lip.

Feel better soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I learnt that I could read a poem at a funeral today and didn't even wobble...

#innerstrength

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I learnt that I could read a poem at a funeral today and didn't even wobble...

#innerstrength

"

Well done. Which one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks...

It's called... Remember Me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's really weird having swollen glands on one side and not the other - one side of my throat is hot inside my mouth and the other is cold.

Do you blow hot and cold?

I think I must do. If it wouldn't hurt and be potentially infectious it would be an interesting bj experiment.

"

I used to suffer with that a lot, when I was a kid.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Thanks...

It's called... Remember Me"

Christina Rossetti - the last two lines of that poem always get to me.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"It's really weird having swollen glands on one side and not the other - one side of my throat is hot inside my mouth and the other is cold.

Do you blow hot and cold?

I think I must do. If it wouldn't hurt and be potentially infectious it would be an interesting bj experiment.

I used to suffer with that a lot, when I was a kid. "

I get it too often, along with mouth ulcers and other nonsense as my immune system goes wrong. The hot and cold mouth is new though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is very strange.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I learnt that I could read a poem at a funeral today and didn't even wobble...

#innerstrength

Well done. Which one?

"

Funeral or poem?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My newest baby tarantula is much faster than I thought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Things I learnt today & really should know by now!!

1. A colleague will pass my idea off as their own.

2. Get work related offers / discussions backed up in writing.

Meh....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Things I learnt today & really should know by now!!

1. A colleague will pass my idea off as their own.

2. Get work related offers / discussions backed up in writing.

Meh.... "

You got my offer in writing didn't you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Things I learnt today & really should know by now!!

1. A colleague will pass my idea off as their own.

2. Get work related offers / discussions backed up in writing.

Meh.... "

Nothing worse than a work scab!

Sorry to hear that RA and slimy work all around from your colleague!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"1. Megan Fox likes it up the bum.

2. Scarlet Johansson has no sense of humour..

3. The staff in Madam Tusourds like a faceful of spunk...."

FTFY and 2. is actually true

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"1. Megan Fox likes it up the bum.

2. Scarlet Johansson has no sense of humour..

3. The staff in Madam Tusourds like a faceful of spunk....

FTFY and 2. is actually true "

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