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If you could be the opposite sex

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By *arlo82 OP   Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

For a day would you? What would you do as the opposite sex?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scratch my balls.

Leave the toilet seat up.

Enjoy DIY stores.

Get excited about cleaning the car.

I'm basing this on my brother in law.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go to public toilets and look at willies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Play with my boobs.

Play with other boobs

Look at other boobs

Fap fap fap

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By *arlo82 OP   Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places


"Scratch my balls.

Leave the toilet seat up.

Enjoy DIY stores.

Get excited about cleaning the car.

I'm basing this on my brother in law.

"

Is that what you think you'd enjoy?

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By *arlo82 OP   Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places


"Play with my boobs.

Play with other boobs

Look at other boobs

Fap fap fap"

I'd play with boobs regardless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shoe shopping

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By *arlo82 OP   Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places


"Go to public toilets and look at willies "

Haha unisex toilets should be a thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The obvious...

Play with my boobs, touch myself up, then register on fab as a single woman and have sex as many times as I could, trying all different things and experiencing how it feels to orgasm and enjoy sex from a woman's perspective.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Play with my boobs.

Play with other boobs

Look at other boobs

Fap fap fap"

Won't be many guys who disagree with this!

I'd probably explore my lesbian tendencies...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do worry this will turn into war of the semester but:

Parallel park then flick the bird at the nearest bloke watching me do it efficiently.

Experience a female orgasm (predictive text says gas meter).

Go to a bar dressed to the nines and listen to the bullshit lines I'm told knowing full well from a males perspective what their up to!

Lastly grow hairy armpits in the summer.

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

I'd go to an all-girl orgy. Bun always has an orgasmic few hours at them.

Buck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If we possessed someone else's body I would search for myself and show me a good time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For a day would you? What would you do as the opposite sex?"

I would say on here I was bi and get loads of messages from hundreds of women and ignore or delete your messages without replying.

Kama.

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By *arlo82 OP   Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places


"

Lastly grow hairy armpits in the summer.

"

Haha new age woman!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Scratch my balls.

Leave the toilet seat up.

Enjoy DIY stores.

Get excited about cleaning the car.

I'm basing this on my brother in law.

"
Hahah

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By *arlo82 OP   Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places


"If we possessed someone else's body I would search for myself and show me a good time "

Oooh fucking myself would be pretty spectacular

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By *avid0894Man
over a year ago

Paisley

Paint my nails

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would want to wank.. cum and obviously see what its like to have sex with a woman.

Would love to see what its like when guys get together for a night out.. so would have to try that. Would also want to know what its like to try and understand women .. because we are rather complex creatures and I have to feel sorry for you guy sometimes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would also want to know what its like to try and understand women

"

Pop your head in a washing machine, whack it on spin cycle then try tightrope walking across the Grand Canyon.

Same thing

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By *arlo82 OP   Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places


"Would also want to know what its like to try and understand women

Pop your head in a washing machine, whack it on spin cycle then try tightrope walking across the Grand Canyon.

Same thing "

I might try that. Then I might understand them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would also want to know what its like to try and understand women

Pop your head in a washing machine, whack it on spin cycle then try tightrope walking across the Grand Canyon.

Same thing "

Extreme but probably closer than anything else hah

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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I would fap. A lot. And see what sex is like when you have a cock. And see if there's a difference in how you're treated at various places - car dealerships would be interesting. And see what approach works best on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For a day would you? What would you do as the opposite sex?

I would say on here I was bi and get loads of messages from hundreds of women and ignore or delete your messages without replying.

Kama. "

Ha ha you beat me to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never in a million years would I swap fs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Obviously play with my boobs!

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"For a day would you? What would you do as the opposite sex?"

nothing you could not get me to be a woman for the day for all the tea in china .

i really do love the fact I'm a man nothing a woman has or can do interests me unless as a man I'm doing it to her

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By *arlo82 OP   Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places


"For a day would you? What would you do as the opposite sex?

nothing you could not get me to be a woman for the day for all the tea in china .

i really do love the fact I'm a man nothing a woman has or can do interests me unless as a man I'm doing it to her "

Really? You wouldn't want the ability to have multiple orgasms?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For a day would you? What would you do as the opposite sex?

I would say on here I was bi and get loads of messages from hundreds of women and ignore or delete your messages without replying.

Kama.

Ha ha you beat me to it "

Great minds -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Go to public toilets and look at willies "

You're not missing much..plus you might get performance anxiety

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For a day would you? What would you do as the opposite sex?

nothing you could not get me to be a woman for the day for all the tea in china .

I really do love the fact I'm a man nothing a woman has or can do interests me unless as a man I'm doing it to her "

I understand that. To go with pain in childbirth, periods.. headaches, back ache, menopause, pmt?? and over analyzing all the time.

Seems you guys have got it easy

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"For a day would you? What would you do as the opposite sex?

nothing you could not get me to be a woman for the day for all the tea in china .

I really do love the fact I'm a man nothing a woman has or can do interests me unless as a man I'm doing it to her

I understand that. To go with pain in childbirth, periods.. headaches, back ache, menopause, pmt?? and over analyzing all the time.

Seems you guys have got it easy

"

we do the only down side to being a man is having to deal with women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For a day would you? What would you do as the opposite sex?

nothing you could not get me to be a woman for the day for all the tea in china .

I really do love the fact I'm a man nothing a woman has or can do interests me unless as a man I'm doing it to her

I understand that. To go with pain in childbirth, periods.. headaches, back ache, menopause, pmt?? and over analyzing all the time.

Seems you guys have got it easy

"

You clearly never had man flu - pffff.

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"For a day would you? What would you do as the opposite sex?

nothing you could not get me to be a woman for the day for all the tea in china .

i really do love the fact I'm a man nothing a woman has or can do interests me unless as a man I'm doing it to her

Really? You wouldn't want the ability to have multiple orgasms? "

nope i would hate that because I'm sure some woman would use that ability to her advantage against me

just like i use female orgasms IE control of against my play partners to push for more and more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd see how much power my boobs wield, and how much free stuff i can get out of men.

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By *ondon-guy68Man
over a year ago

London

Watch my inbox fill up to the brim and then bulk delete the lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd see how much power my boobs wield, and how much free stuff i can get out of men. "

You really think we bribe men? how wrong you are.

Sad that you think that because I never ask for anything off a guy. I am independent and have my own place, car and a good job.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Scratch my balls.

Leave the toilet seat up.

Enjoy DIY stores.

Get excited about cleaning the car.

I'm basing this on my brother in law.

Is that what you think you'd enjoy? "

No I didn't read the opening post properly. That's me trying to multi task with cooking and fabbing at the same time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have sex with me. That's it really. Can I be two people for an hour please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Piss in a policeman's helmet. Hang on, i think i have to get pregnant first.

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By *irceWoman
over a year ago

Gloucester


"For a day would you? What would you do as the opposite sex?

I would say on here I was bi and get loads of messages from hundreds of women and ignore or delete your messages without replying.

Kama. "

Cool...

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By *arlo82 OP   Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places


"Piss in a policeman's helmet. Hang on, i think i have to get pregnant first. "

You'd be a quick worker if you got pregnant in a day

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

If this ever happound I wood stay on fab as i wood have no problems finding a meet for the day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes. What would I do? I'd grab a super sexy woman (there's a few I have in mind) and a camera. .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For a day would you? What would you do as the opposite sex?"

You're really bored aren't you?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pee standing up. Have a wank, like to try having sex and see what it's like to receive a bj. Get excited at looking at cars.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd fuck myself with a very small kitchen utensil/sex toy, then do myself with an enormous kitchen utensil/sex you and see what the fuss is about.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For a day would you? What would you do as the opposite sex?"

Never leave the house

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By *arlo82 OP   Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places


"For a day would you? What would you do as the opposite sex?

You're really bored aren't you?... "

No not bored at all. My friend is a few weeks away from her final surgery from being he to she. We got to chatting about it. I just wondered if most people's thoughts were similar

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Have sex with me. That's it really. Can I be two people for an hour please?"

only a hour

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By *arlo82 OP   Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places


"I'd fuck myself with a very small kitchen utensil/sex toy, then do myself with an enormous kitchen utensil/sex you and see what the fuss is about."

In all my years as a woman I hsve never done this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For a day would you? What would you do as the opposite sex?

You're really bored aren't you?...

No not bored at all. My friend is a few weeks away from her final surgery from being he to she. We got to chatting about it. I just wondered if most people's thoughts were similar "

Oh...I thought you were messing about.

Oops.

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Piss against a tree

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By *airymagicWoman
over a year ago

goblin city


"I'd fuck myself with a very small kitchen utensil/sex toy, then do myself with an enormous kitchen utensil/sex you and see what the fuss is about.

In all my years as a woman I hsve never done this "

I do this frequently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For a day would you? What would you do as the opposite sex?"

I'd be VERY busy...all by myself...lol

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By *arlo82 OP   Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places


"I'd fuck myself with a very small kitchen utensil/sex toy, then do myself with an enormous kitchen utensil/sex you and see what the fuss is about.

In all my years as a woman I hsve never done this

I do this frequently

"

Which objects? I'm intrigued

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By *iffraffMan
over a year ago

Gloucester

I'd be a slut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Piss in a policeman's helmet. Hang on, i think i have to get pregnant first.

You'd be a quick worker if you got pregnant in a day "

Guess i'd end up being arrested then, doh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Understand the point of, and enjoy, cushions.

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By *arlo82 OP   Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places


"I'd go to an all-girl orgy. Bun always has an orgasmic few hours at them.

Buck."

FFFFFFF dreams are made of this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As I've only got a day Id have to make a plan ...

Id spend the morning with my new ( obvs huge ) willy

Then spend time in various bloke places like a car shop place and the pub without anyone thinking I was a prossie or up for it because I was alone.

Drink pints and go to the gents willy watching.

Maybe partake in a glory hole - why the fuck not right!

Then hopefully have someone to fuck in the evening - I dont mind if I'm a gay man - thats all groovy with me ....

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Get excited at looking at cars. "

Ah fuck. I guess I should change my gender on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would genuinely have fun watching how this bit of my body will swell up, stiffen and grow and then deflate, and go again and again, and start working out what things my one particularly likes to trigger its metamorphosis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Piss against a tree "

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"[vagina and tits Removed by poster at 29/03/17 21:24:56]"

Start a thread about how hard it is to get a fuck on here.

Wank over some photos whilst listening to Tenacious D

Piss all over the toilet seat

Take a photo of my cock against a sky remote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For a day would you? What would you do as the opposite sex?"

Bulk delete my inbox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For a day would you? What would you do as the opposite sex?

Bulk delete my inbox "

#euphemism

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For a day would you? What would you do as the opposite sex?

Bulk delete my inbox

#euphemism"

#Loadedlanguage

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

I'd go to a nudist beach and take in the sun and what ever else goes with it xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmmm... I had better make a to do list.

-1 Play with own boobs.

-2 Ladywank.

-3... Oh hell! That day just flew by!!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Hmmmm... I had better make a to do list.

-1 Play with own boobs.

-2 Ladywank.

-3... Oh hell! That day just flew by!! "

This sounds like one of my days

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

I'd have boobs..A foof!! ... Day gone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take a personal day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd see how much power my boobs wield, and how much free stuff i can get out of men.

You really think we bribe men? how wrong you are.

"

You tried to bribe me..you offered me £100 quid for er..services.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For a day would you? What would you do as the opposite sex?"

Fuck a fit man and a gorgeous woman. Love to know what it feels like from a male perspective.

Am I a weirdo? Probably! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hmmmm... I had better make a to do list.

-1 Play with own boobs.

-2 Ladywank.

-3... Oh hell! That day just flew by!! "

So over rated I promise! Lol. Makes a lot of us feel even more sexually frustrated

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Hmmmm... I had better make a to do list.

-1 Play with own boobs.

-2 Ladywank.

-3... Oh hell! That day just flew by!!

So over rated I promise! Lol. Makes a lot of us feel even more sexually frustrated "

Yes it does!

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield


"I'd go to an all-girl orgy. Bun always has an orgasmic few hours at them.

Buck.

FFFFFFF dreams are made of this "

Yes although the biggest one so far was 10 of us

If I could be a man for a day, I would find out how it feels to fuck a woman without using my strap-on

Bun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For a day would you? What would you do as the opposite sex?"

I could write a book on this

I'll settle on 'have fun'

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By *inakiss64Woman
over a year ago

Near St Albans


"For a day would you? What would you do as the opposite sex?"
If I were the opposite sex for a day, I would fart, burp, scratch my bum & balls then sniff them, lie to my girlfriend, bullshit and boast to my mates down the pub on how I fucked my girlfriend all night whilst drinking 10 pints of beer, playing darts and watching football on the big screen, then come home late d*unk to the girlfriend smelling of booze and expect her to suck me off if I could get it up that is then roll off to sleep.

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By *W ChapMan
over a year ago

Swindon

I'd set a profile and just reject people all day..

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By *iggles and BeardyCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Nah I'm not a pretty bloke so would look shit in a dress.

Wiggles on other hand would love to be a guy for a day.

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By *iggles and BeardyCouple
over a year ago

Bristol


"For a day would you? What would you do as the opposite sex? If I were the opposite sex for a day, I would fart, burp, scratch my bum & balls then sniff them, lie to my girlfriend, bullshit and boast to my mates down the pub on how I fucked my girlfriend all night whilst drinking 10 pints of beer, playing darts and watching football on the big screen, then come home late d*unk to the girlfriend smelling of booze and expect her to suck me off if I could get it up that is then roll off to sleep. "

Lol this is why I stopped going to pubs with my mates, all the bullshit of what they would do with various girls they can see... it just seemed a waste of time when I can goto a club with wife and do everything they are dreaming or bragging about.

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

I'd send 100s of "wanna f**k" messages to women here

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