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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Profiles....

Just been reading some and OMG are some chicks on fab misandristic.

No men this! no men that! if men do x, y or z they will get blocked.

Dafuq!

***Newsflash*** your on a sex site, some of you need good cock in your lives, that good cock is attached to men fs.

Lose the hate & increase the love, fistbump*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Naw...that's not misandry, that's pms talking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shall I send you lots of fanny pics, asking you to drain me?

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

I hear you, worship the cock

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

That's right worship that cock fs give that lady a banana, cause without us and oor cocks wtf you gonna dae for that good jiggy jiggy?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Shall I send you lots of fanny pics, asking you to drain me? "

Eh aye if you must

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"That's right worship that cock fs give that lady a banana, cause without us and oor cocks wtf you gonna dae for that good jiggy jiggy? "

Find a woman for better jiggy jiggy.

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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i think it's get to a point where women realise there is more of what they don't want on here than what they do want.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Profiles....

Just been reading some and OMG are some chicks on fab misandristic.

No men this! no men that! if men do x, y or z they will get blocked.

Dafuq!

***Newsflash*** your on a sex site, some of you need good cock in your lives, that good cock is attached to men fs.

Lose the hate & increase the love, fistbump*"

I have heard there are sites on the internet that you can buy a cock shaped item that is not attached to a man... they even vibrate and some play tunes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Profiles....

Just been reading some and OMG are some chicks on fab misandristic.

No men this! no men that! if men do x, y or z they will get blocked.

Dafuq!

***Newsflash*** your on a sex site, some of you need good cock in your lives, that good cock is attached to men fs.

Lose the hate & increase the love, fistbump*

I have heard there are sites on the internet that you can buy a cock shaped item that is not attached to a man... they even vibrate and some play tunes "

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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i want a musical dildo.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

No chick or play toy is gonna give a pussy mare pleasure than a horny man fs. IMO

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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i have loads of dildos/vibes, you can use 2 at once also.

i'm liking them more than sex tbh.

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By *roticGoddessXXWoman
over a year ago

Richmond


"No chick or play toy is gonna give a pussy mare pleasure than a horny man fs. IMO "

Obviously you haven't met many men on this site.....

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By *ittleAcornMan
over a year ago

visiting the beach


"Shall I send you lots of fanny pics, asking you to drain me? "

I'm sure you realise that would have the opposite effect on most men, than the reverse has on most women...

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London


"i think it's get to a point where women realise there is more of what they don't want on here than what they do want.

"

I adore you ability to cut through the crap and make things crystal clear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No chick or play toy is gonna give a pussy mare pleasure than a horny man fs. IMO

Obviously you haven't met many men on this site.....

"

So true

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No chick or play toy is gonna give a pussy mare pleasure than a horny man fs. IMO

Obviously you haven't met many men on this site.....

"

Am no here to meet men but if what you say is true then maybe they men need tae up their game however don't tar us aw wi the same brush, some of us know how to navigate a pussy.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"No chick or play toy is gonna give a pussy mare pleasure than a horny man fs. IMO

Obviously you haven't met many men on this site.....

Am no here to meet men but if what you say is true then maybe they men need tae up their game however don't tar us aw wi the same brush, some of us know how to navigate a pussy. "

Keep telling yourself that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Keep telling yourself that. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Profiles....

Just been reading some and OMG are some chicks on fab misandristic.

No men this! no men that! if men do x, y or z they will get blocked.

Dafuq!

***Newsflash*** your on a sex site, some of you need good cock in your lives, that good cock is attached to men fs.

And you don't have to tell them how great they are or what a big boy they are.

Lose the hate & increase the love, fistbump*

I have heard there are sites on the internet that you can buy a cock shaped item that is not attached to a man... they even vibrate and some play tunes "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shall I send you lots of fanny pics, asking you to drain me?

I'm sure you realise that would have the opposite effect on most men, than the reverse has on most women...

"

You haven't seen my fanny

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The vag is designed for human cock not substitutes fs.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"No chick or play toy is gonna give a pussy mare pleasure than a horny man fs. IMO "

I'm still hearing you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No chick or play toy is gonna give a pussy mare pleasure than a horny man fs. IMO

I'm still hearing you "

A chick on fab, who likes the human boaby fs? Naeway!

Fistbump*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

How would you chicks feel if us men started buying vibrating vaginas and made you surplus tae requirement, fucking sex toys stealing oor jobs fs.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"No chick or play toy is gonna give a pussy mare pleasure than a horny man fs. IMO

I'm still hearing you

A chick on fab, who likes the human boaby fs? Naeway!

Fistbump*"

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By *ittleAcornMan
over a year ago

visiting the beach


"How would you chicks feel if us men started buying vibrating vaginas and made you surplus tae requirement, fucking sex toys stealing oor jobs fs.

"

There's room for both. I can't be with every woman on here, every minute of the day.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"How would you chicks feel if us men started buying vibrating vaginas and made you surplus tae requirement, fucking sex toys stealing oor jobs fs.

"

Men do buy vibrating vagina's ya know, get with the programme

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How would you chicks feel if us men started buying vibrating vaginas and made you surplus tae requirement, fucking sex toys stealing oor jobs fs.

Men do buy vibrating vagina's ya know, get with the programme "

Not this man

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley


"Profiles....

Just been reading some and OMG are some chicks on fab misandristic.

No men this! no men that! if men do x, y or z they will get blocked.

Dafuq!

***Newsflash*** your on a sex site, some of you need good cock in your lives, that good cock is attached to men fs.

Lose the hate & increase the love, fistbump*

I have heard there are sites on the internet that you can buy a cock shaped item that is not attached to a man... they even vibrate and some play tunes "

iTunes? I want one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How would you chicks feel if us men started buying vibrating vaginas and made you surplus tae requirement, fucking sex toys stealing oor jobs fs.

"

Look at it this way M1cks, you wouldn't have to work hard to get your dick wet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So other than the very sexual and now ever so in demand pink panther none of you other fmite chicks dig the human boaby?

Men can multi task fs we can even dae pillow talk afterwords, can yer dildos and strap ons dae that?

I think not.

Jobs for the boabys fs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How would you chicks feel if us men started buying vibrating vaginas and made you surplus tae requirement, fucking sex toys stealing oor jobs fs.

Look at it this way M1cks, you wouldn't have to work hard to get your dick wet "

It's terrible for straight guys like me on ere fs, near enough every chick wants to go tae the danger zone, my ass is for exit only fs.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"How would you chicks feel if us men started buying vibrating vaginas and made you surplus tae requirement, fucking sex toys stealing oor jobs fs.

Look at it this way M1cks, you wouldn't have to work hard to get your dick wet

It's terrible for straight guys like me on ere fs, near enough every chick wants to go tae the danger zone, my ass is for exit only fs. "

I'm still hearing you fs

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"So other than the very sexual and now ever so in demand pink panther none of you other fmite chicks dig the human boaby?

Men can multi task fs we can even dae pillow talk afterwords, can yer dildos and strap ons dae that?

I think not.

Jobs for the boabys fs. "

i just want one that can sing me a song after we've finished.

"did you enjoy that baby

i can give you all you need

i've not got arms to cuddle you

but i won't impregnate you either with my seed"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im rather partial to a cock attached to a man.

Only if hes gagged though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So other than the very sexual and now ever so in demand pink panther none of you other fmite chicks dig the human boaby?

Men can multi task fs we can even dae pillow talk afterwords, can yer dildos and strap ons dae that?

I think not.

Jobs for the boabys fs.

i just want one that can sing me a song after we've finished.

"did you enjoy that baby

i can give you all you need

i've not got arms to cuddle you

but i won't impregnate you either with my seed""

A serenading dildo fs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""did you enjoy that baby

i can give you all you need

i've not got arms to cuddle you

but i won't impregnate you either with my seed""

That''s quite the lullaby

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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don't get me started with more songs...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im rather partial to a cock attached to a man.

Only if hes gagged though "

Ah.... there's always small print fs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need to learn how to suck your own dick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How would you chicks feel if us men started buying vibrating vaginas and made you surplus tae requirement, fucking sex toys stealing oor jobs fs.

There's room for both. I can't be with every woman on here, every minute of the day.

"

No for sure you can't. You have sparrows to feed and a demanding goose to keep quite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"don't get me started with more songs... "

Do it, do it, do it

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By *W ChapMan
over a year ago

Swindon


"Shall I send you lots of fanny pics, asking you to drain me? "

erm....yes please.

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By *ittleAcornMan
over a year ago

visiting the beach


"How would you chicks feel if us men started buying vibrating vaginas and made you surplus tae requirement, fucking sex toys stealing oor jobs fs.

There's room for both. I can't be with every woman on here, every minute of the day.

No for sure you can't. You have sparrows to feed and a demanding goose to keep quite. "

Xactly! Plus CivV to play. You girls just going to have to look after yourself once in a while...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The vag is designed for human cock not substitutes fs. "

Maybe that's why dildos are shaped that way just sayin'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's right worship that cock fs give that lady a banana, cause without us and oor cocks wtf you gonna dae for that good jiggy jiggy?

Find a woman for better jiggy jiggy. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Profiles....

Just been reading some and OMG are some chicks on fab misandristic.

No men this! no men that! if men do x, y or z they will get blocked.

Dafuq!

***Newsflash*** your on a sex site, some of you need good cock in your lives, that good cock is attached to men fs.

Lose the hate & increase the love, fistbump*"

I like these kind of profiles though bacause it tells me to avoid and block them because they would not be for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How would you chicks feel if us men started buying vibrating vaginas and made you surplus tae requirement, fucking sex toys stealing oor jobs fs.

There's room for both. I can't be with every woman on here, every minute of the day.

No for sure you can't. You have sparrows to feed and a demanding goose to keep quite.

Xactly! Plus CivV to play. You girls just going to have to look after yourself once in a while..."

I'm quite adept at looking after myself...... whoops I'm probably adding to the OP insecurities admitting to that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shall I send you lots of fanny pics, asking you to drain me?

erm....yes please."

So easy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The vag is designed for human cock not substitutes fs.

Maybe that's why dildos are shaped that way just sayin'"

Why imitate when you can have the real deal on tap fs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You need to learn how to suck your own dick. "

That's a good point, what possible pleasure does sucking a toy give?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because it's okay to dislike and criticise men generally (and on FAB)

All part of the wider war on men / female priveledge

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

When I become PM my first task will be to ban all female sex toys. How'd you like those chestnuts?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Fair enough!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fair enough!"

And qudripple spankings for your sweet erse

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"So other than the very sexual and now ever so in demand pink panther none of you other fmite chicks dig the human boaby?

Men can multi task fs we can even dae pillow talk afterwords, can yer dildos and strap ons dae that?

I think not.

Jobs for the boabys fs. "

You have your moment's of being useful.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Fair enough!

And qudripple spankings for your sweet erse "

Promises promises!

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By *lana Honey-LingusTV/TS
over a year ago

bolton

Surely a woman putting exactly what she wants and doesn't want makes it better for everyone trying to arrange a meet.

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By *lowercandyWoman
over a year ago

Lancashire


"That's right worship that cock fs give that lady a banana, cause without us and oor cocks wtf you gonna dae for that good jiggy jiggy? "

I worship a cock that is worthy of it

Not one connected to an idiot

& I certainly don't need one...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So other than the very sexual and now ever so in demand pink panther none of you other fmite chicks dig the human boaby?

Men can multi task fs we can even dae pillow talk afterwords, can yer dildos and strap ons dae that?

I think not.

Jobs for the boabys fs.

You have your moment's of being useful."

Can the imitations eat your pussy out to the point of nae return then flip you oor an rattle you doggy style, whilst tugging yer hair, until you cum?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"So other than the very sexual and now ever so in demand pink panther none of you other fmite chicks dig the human boaby?

Men can multi task fs we can even dae pillow talk afterwords, can yer dildos and strap ons dae that?

I think not.

Jobs for the boabys fs.

You have your moment's of being useful.

Can the imitations eat your pussy out to the point of nae return then flip you oor an rattle you doggy style, whilst tugging yer hair, until you cum? "

I've never cum in the doggy position

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"So other than the very sexual and now ever so in demand pink panther none of you other fmite chicks dig the human boaby?

Men can multi task fs we can even dae pillow talk afterwords, can yer dildos and strap ons dae that?

I think not.

Jobs for the boabys fs.

You have your moment's of being useful.

Can the imitations eat your pussy out to the point of nae return then flip you oor an rattle you doggy style, whilst tugging yer hair, until you cum?

I've never cum in the doggy position "

Really!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That's right worship that cock fs give that lady a banana, cause without us and oor cocks wtf you gonna dae for that good jiggy jiggy?

I worship a cock that is worthy of it

Not one connected to an idiot

& I certainly don't need one...

"

Aye but it's no like your marrying the guy wi the cock, even if he is an idiot, as long as your happy with the type of cock that's gonna pleasure you what does it matter? It's not like a dildo has an IQ fs and chicks still use them.

I've pumped many dozy chicks in my time and will no doubt pump many more, not the most stimulating of conversations but great shags nonetheless.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


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an the imitations eat your pussy out to the point of nae return then flip you oor an rattle you doggy style, whilst tugging yer hair, until you cum?

I've never cum in the doggy position

Really!!!! "

Not that I recall

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So other than the very sexual and now ever so in demand pink panther none of you other fmite chicks dig the human boaby?

Men can multi task fs we can even dae pillow talk afterwords, can yer dildos and strap ons dae that?

I think not.

Jobs for the boabys fs.

You have your moment's of being useful.

Can the imitations eat your pussy out to the point of nae return then flip you oor an rattle you doggy style, whilst tugging yer hair, until you cum?

I've never cum in the doggy position "

That wouldn't happen if you used a real boaby and no a toy one fs. Most Men know how to make chicks Cum it's what we dae fs.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


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I've never cum in the doggy position

That wouldn't happen if you used a real boaby and no a toy one fs. Most Men know how to make chicks Cum it's what we dae fs. "

If only that were true

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

I've never cum in the doggy position

That wouldn't happen if you used a real boaby and no a toy one fs. Most Men know how to make chicks Cum it's what we dae fs.

If only that were true "

By the sounds of it you've been in the company of the wrong caliber of man/men fs. Allow me the pleasure of introducing you to ma man Seeside if this guy doesn't make you Cum all over the place I'll close my account and go unlos fs, yo Seeside where you at dog?

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London


"So other than the very sexual and now ever so in demand pink panther none of you other fmite chicks dig the human boaby?

Men can multi task fs we can even dae pillow talk afterwords, can yer dildos and strap ons dae that?

I think not.

Jobs for the boabys fs.

You have your moment's of being useful.

Can the imitations eat your pussy out to the point of nae return then flip you oor an rattle you doggy style, whilst tugging yer hair, until you cum?

I've never cum in the doggy position

That wouldn't happen if you used a real boaby and no a toy one fs. Most Men know how to make chicks Cum it's what we dae fs. "

Yeah, you carry on believing that.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"So other than the very sexual and now ever so in demand pink panther none of you other fmite chicks dig the human boaby?

Men can multi task fs we can even dae pillow talk afterwords, can yer dildos and strap ons dae that?

I think not.

Jobs for the boabys fs.

You have your moment's of being useful.

Can the imitations eat your pussy out to the point of nae return then flip you oor an rattle you doggy style, whilst tugging yer hair, until you cum?

I've never cum in the doggy position

That wouldn't happen if you used a real boaby and no a toy one fs. Most Men know how to make chicks Cum it's what we dae fs. "

Most are you sure

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"

I've never cum in the doggy position

That wouldn't happen if you used a real boaby and no a toy one fs. Most Men know how to make chicks Cum it's what we dae fs.

If only that were true

By the sounds of it you've been in the company of the wrong caliber of man/men fs. Allow me the pleasure of introducing you to ma man Seeside if this guy doesn't make you Cum all over the place I'll close my account and go unlos fs, yo Seeside where you at dog?"

No thankyou. I have been in the right company of a fair few men who can make me cum no problems,just not in doggy style.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Cleary some of Fab chicks haven't experienced a man's man man's fs, we don't Cum till you do, we take ladies first literally never mind opening doors and shit we open the Cum flood gates fs.

Shout out to the real men of fab wi real boabys fs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

I've never cum in the doggy position

That wouldn't happen if you used a real boaby and no a toy one fs. Most Men know how to make chicks Cum it's what we dae fs.

If only that were true

By the sounds of it you've been in the company of the wrong caliber of man/men fs. Allow me the pleasure of introducing you to ma man Seeside if this guy doesn't make you Cum all over the place I'll close my account and go unlos fs, yo Seeside where you at dog?

No thankyou. I have been in the right company of a fair few men who can make me cum no problems,just not in doggy style."

They ain't fucking you right. IMO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I become PM my first task will be to ban all female sex toys. How'd you like those chestnuts? "

Wouldn't bother me, I don't use them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are just as many women if not more who have a poor profile as men. But that really doesn't matter to them does it. Although it does convey part of their personality and how they want to be perceived.

Naturally some might as well put 'dickhead'. As that is how they come across. But again this doesn't matter.

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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most fab guys got lucky my last ex basically dropped the bar really low for sex.

if it's been the ex before that it'd be really high.

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London


"Cleary some of Fab chicks haven't experienced a man's man man's fs, we don't Cum till you do, we take ladies first literally never mind opening doors and shit we open the Cum flood gates fs.

Shout out to the real men of fab wi real boabys fs. "

...and this is exactly whats wrong with men who think like you do. Making women cum before you do puts as much pressure on us to cum as it does for you not to.

I'm in charge of my orgasms and I prefer it if the outstanding men I meet, carry on with the exceptional experiences we are both experiencing.

Cumming is just icing, it's the rest I'm far more interested in. Once I cum, I'm done so forcing me to do so will result in crap, short, unfulfilling sex for both of us.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"

I've never cum in the doggy position

That wouldn't happen if you used a real boaby and no a toy one fs. Most Men know how to make chicks Cum it's what we dae fs.

If only that were true

By the sounds of it you've been in the company of the wrong caliber of man/men fs. Allow me the pleasure of introducing you to ma man Seeside if this guy doesn't make you Cum all over the place I'll close my account and go unlos fs, yo Seeside where you at dog?

No thankyou. I have been in the right company of a fair few men who can make me cum no problems,just not in doggy style.

They ain't fucking you right. IMO "

Naw

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Cleary some of Fab chicks haven't experienced a man's man man's fs, we don't Cum till you do, we take ladies first literally never mind opening doors and shit we open the Cum flood gates fs.

Shout out to the real men of fab wi real boabys fs. "

There was a thread the other day 'how many women fake an orgasm'

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Most women love and end up wi erseholes regardless of what they say on their profile, bit counter productive really, as is life.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 29/03/17 17:39:11]

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"[Removed by poster at 29/03/17 17:39:11]"

I don't want my pussy destroying fs and Seeside isn't my type as I'm probably not his

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

I've never cum in the doggy position

That wouldn't happen if you used a real boaby and no a toy one fs. Most Men know how to make chicks Cum it's what we dae fs.

If only that were true

By the sounds of it you've been in the company of the wrong caliber of man/men fs. Allow me the pleasure of introducing you to ma man Seeside if this guy doesn't make you Cum all over the place I'll close my account and go unlos fs, yo Seeside where you at dog?

No thankyou. I have been in the right company of a fair few men who can make me cum no problems,just not in doggy style.

They ain't fucking you right. IMO

Naw"

You need a good rodgering fs, aff some real, good cock, a cock that's gonna destroy yer pussy and make it sore for you to stand for at least two days, am telling ya search the username 'Seeside'

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"[Removed by poster at 29/03/17 17:39:11]"

To late old man

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Type?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 29/03/17 17:39:11]

To late old man "

Aye yer quick I'll gee you that fs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i think it's get to a point where women realise there is more of what they don't want on here than what they do want.

"

....don't tell me women don't know what they want... ffs heaven forbid lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cleary some of Fab chicks haven't experienced a man's man man's fs, we don't Cum till you do, we take ladies first literally never mind opening doors and shit we open the Cum flood gates fs.

Shout out to the real men of fab wi real boabys fs.

There was a thread the other day 'how many women fake an orgasm' "

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"i think it's get to a point where women realise there is more of what they don't want on here than what they do want.

....don't tell me women don't know what they want... ffs heaven forbid lol."

we only know what we don't want.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"[Removed by poster at 29/03/17 17:39:11]

To late old man

Aye yer quick I'll gee you that fs "

Of course I am,we women are generally quicker than you men! What smart arse answer are you going to come back with,make it a good one?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 29/03/17 17:39:11]

To late old man

Aye yer quick I'll gee you that fs

Of course I am,we women are generally quicker than you men! What smart arse answer are you going to come back with,make it a good one?! "

This just in..... Naw

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"i think it's get to a point where women realise there is more of what they don't want on here than what they do want.

....don't tell me women don't know what they want... ffs heaven forbid lol.

we only know what we don't want. "

I need backup 3sum,the op is in a cocky mood

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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[Removed by poster at 29/03/17 17:49:10]

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"i think it's get to a point where women realise there is more of what they don't want on here than what they do want.

....don't tell me women don't know what they want... ffs heaven forbid lol.

we only know what we don't want.

I need backup 3sum,the op is in a cocky mood "

aw, i love you both and can't choose sides...

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"[Removed by poster at 29/03/17 17:39:11]

To late old man

Aye yer quick I'll gee you that fs

Of course I am,we women are generally quicker than you men! What smart arse answer are you going to come back with,make it a good one?!

This just in..... Naw"

Well that's a huge disappointment,but you are a man I suppose...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A wanna talk more about this type pish, you mean to tell me chicks have a type on sex site fs? Does that mean you have a type when it comes to toys too?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"i think it's get to a point where women realise there is more of what they don't want on here than what they do want.

....don't tell me women don't know what they want... ffs heaven forbid lol.

we only know what we don't want.

I need backup 3sum,the op is in a cocky mood

aw, i love you both and can't choose sides... "

Bride?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i think it's get to a point where women realise there is more of what they don't want on here than what they do want.

....don't tell me women don't know what they want... ffs heaven forbid lol.

we only know what we don't want.

I need backup 3sum,the op is in a cocky mood

aw, i love you both and can't choose sides... "

Love you mare Jim Boab XxmwahxX

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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ok.

right ladies do not need a mans willie in their lady hole. lesbians are proof of that, nuns are proof of that, dildos are proof of that. etc.

new fellas, here's my guide on how to access vagina.

firstly, you need to talk to the lady, this is easy.

next, you need her to engage with you, this is the hard part.

what if said lady is not looking for penis at this time? you abandon mission and go looking for a new mission. hearltess and shallow i know but there is point trying to wet your dick in dry holes is there?

what if said lady decides to converse? you do not abandon mission and go looking for another lady, huge no-no fellas and we see you doing this. it makes 0 sense, none. so stop that you douches. you now have to keep her engaged and interested in your cock, balls, a-hole and whatever else you're gonna use during the sex.

and that's it. keep chatting, keep fabbing her pics then she knows you're still checking her out, unfab and refab if you have to!!!! send her winks every opportunity too, you would do this irl if wanting regular sex so do it here. little wink, cheeky smile, but of banter and appreciation of her round butt that is so touchable and lickable.

that's it. we will dump you once you start slacking.

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"i think it's get to a point where women realise there is more of what they don't want on here than what they do want.

....don't tell me women don't know what they want... ffs heaven forbid lol.

we only know what we don't want.

I need backup 3sum,the op is in a cocky mood

aw, i love you both and can't choose sides...

Love you mare Jim Boab XxmwahxX "

big huggies ellie may, love you too obv and already said it but.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"ok.

right ladies do not need a mans willie in their lady hole. lesbians are proof of that, nuns are proof of that, dildos are proof of that. etc.

new fellas, here's my guide on how to access vagina.

firstly, you need to talk to the lady, this is easy.

next, you need her to engage with you, this is the hard part.

what if said lady is not looking for penis at this time? you abandon mission and go looking for a new mission. hearltess and shallow i know but there is point trying to wet your dick in dry holes is there?

what if said lady decides to converse? you do not abandon mission and go looking for another lady, huge no-no fellas and we see you doing this. it makes 0 sense, none. so stop that you douches. you now have to keep her engaged and interested in your cock, balls, a-hole and whatever else you're gonna use during the sex.

and that's it. keep chatting, keep fabbing her pics then she knows you're still checking her out, unfab and refab if you have to!!!! send her winks every opportunity too, you would do this irl if wanting regular sex so do it here. little wink, cheeky smile, but of banter and appreciation of her round butt that is so touchable and lickable.

that's it. we will dump you once you start slacking.

"

Fs it's easier to get yer jam roll of shagbook.

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"i think it's get to a point where women realise there is more of what they don't want on here than what they do want.

....don't tell me women don't know what they want... ffs heaven forbid lol.

we only know what we don't want.

I need backup 3sum,the op is in a cocky mood

aw, i love you both and can't choose sides...

Bride?! "

yes please. i am available for marriage to the highest bidder.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ok.

right ladies do not need a mans willie in their lady hole. lesbians are proof of that, nuns are proof of that, dildos are proof of that. etc.

new fellas, here's my guide on how to access vagina.

firstly, you need to talk to the lady, this is easy.

next, you need her to engage with you, this is the hard part.

what if said lady is not looking for penis at this time? you abandon mission and go looking for a new mission. hearltess and shallow i know but there is point trying to wet your dick in dry holes is there?

what if said lady decides to converse? you do not abandon mission and go looking for another lady, huge no-no fellas and we see you doing this. it makes 0 sense, none. so stop that you douches. you now have to keep her engaged and interested in your cock, balls, a-hole and whatever else you're gonna use during the sex.

and that's it. keep chatting, keep fabbing her pics then she knows you're still checking her out, unfab and refab if you have to!!!! send her winks every opportunity too, you would do this irl if wanting regular sex so do it here. little wink, cheeky smile, but of banter and appreciation of her round butt that is so touchable and lickable.

that's it. we will dump you once you start slacking.

"

Ok, this is literally the best post I've ever read on the forums!

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"ok.

right ladies do not need a mans willie in their lady hole. lesbians are proof of that, nuns are proof of that, dildos are proof of that. etc.

new fellas, here's my guide on how to access vagina.

firstly, you need to talk to the lady, this is easy.

next, you need her to engage with you, this is the hard part.

what if said lady is not looking for penis at this time? you abandon mission and go looking for a new mission. hearltess and shallow i know but there is point trying to wet your dick in dry holes is there?

what if said lady decides to converse? you do not abandon mission and go looking for another lady, huge no-no fellas and we see you doing this. it makes 0 sense, none. so stop that you douches. you now have to keep her engaged and interested in your cock, balls, a-hole and whatever else you're gonna use during the sex.

and that's it. keep chatting, keep fabbing her pics then she knows you're still checking her out, unfab and refab if you have to!!!! send her winks every opportunity too, you would do this irl if wanting regular sex so do it here. little wink, cheeky smile, but of banter and appreciation of her round butt that is so touchable and lickable.

that's it. we will dump you once you start slacking.

Fs it's easier to get yer jam roll of shagbook."

that is my 'fab how to' guide. other more simpler guides are available for lesser known websites and POF.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Profiles....

Just been reading some and OMG are some chicks on fab misandristic.

No men this! no men that! if men do x, y or z they will get blocked.

Dafuq!

***Newsflash*** your* on a sex site, some of you need good cock in your lives, that good cock is attached to men fs.

Lose the hate & increase the love, fistbump*"

*you're.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Profiles....

Just been reading some and OMG are some chicks on fab misandristic.

No men this! no men that! if men do x, y or z they will get blocked.

Dafuq!

***Newsflash*** your* on a sex site, some of you need good cock in your lives, that good cock is attached to men fs.

Lose the hate & increase the love, fistbump*

*you're."

Mabad you're*

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

... all I have taken from this thread is that I want a singing dildo maybe jingle balls eh bells?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Bet you don't need to correct yer dildos fs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"... all I have taken from this thread is that I want a singing dildo maybe jingle balls eh bells? "

Naw you don't you want the real McCoy fs.

Jobs for boabys.

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By *op gooserMan
over a year ago

chester


"Profiles....

Just been reading some and OMG are some chicks on fab misandristic.

No men this! no men that! if men do x, y or z they will get blocked.

Dafuq!

***Newsflash*** your on a sex site, some of you need good cock in your lives, that good cock is attached to men fs.

Lose the hate & increase the love, fistbump*"
The 1's who say this who aren't lesbians have just usually been hurt by a man. Bit of time to recuperate and they are back on the cock.

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich


"... all I have taken from this thread is that I want a singing dildo maybe jingle balls eh bells? "

with different songs depending on how fast you move it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Long live the cock, power to the cock, worship the cock, cause cock is king fs.

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich


"Long live the cock, power to the cock, worship the cock, cause cock is king fs."

but does it sing?

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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ode to the penis.

you can be long and hard or fat or skinny

you can rub yourself outside our body

or in it

you can spurt and make a mess

over our face or on our dress

we might like that or we might not

you think we want you coz you're hot

but a singing dildo is what we need

so i am adding a search to my facebook feed

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich


"ode to the penis.

you can be long and hard or fat or skinny

you can rub yourself outside our body

or in it

you can spurt and make a mess

over our face or on our dress

we might like that or we might not

you think we want you coz you're hot

but a singing dildo is what we need

so i am adding a search to my facebook feed"

yes!!! brilliant ha ha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Long live the cock, power to the cock, worship the cock, cause cock is king fs.

but does it sing? "

Sings, dances and spits anawl.

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By *lowercandyWoman
over a year ago

Lancashire


"Profiles....

Just been reading some and OMG are some chicks on fab misandristic.

No men this! no men that! if men do x, y or z they will get blocked.

Dafuq!

***Newsflash*** your on a sex site, some of you need good cock in your lives, that good cock is attached to men fs.

Lose the hate & increase the love, fistbump* The 1's who say this who aren't lesbians have just usually been hurt by a man. Bit of time to recuperate and they are back on the cock."

May have been hurt

May be straight (or not)

May "get back on the cock"

But still doesn't mean I can't select it carefully

I'm not desperate!

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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i actually would meet a guy with a singing penis also. would be cool if his balls were back up singers.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Singing dildos indeed fs,smh, kmt what's next dancing anal beads! Pfftt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have the power m1cks, get used to it

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By *op gooserMan
over a year ago

chester


"Profiles....

Just been reading some and OMG are some chicks on fab misandristic.

No men this! no men that! if men do x, y or z they will get blocked.

Dafuq!

***Newsflash*** your on a sex site, some of you need good cock in your lives, that good cock is attached to men fs.

Lose the hate & increase the love, fistbump* The 1's who say this who aren't lesbians have just usually been hurt by a man. Bit of time to recuperate and they are back on the cock.

May have been hurt

May be straight (or not)

May "get back on the cock"

But still doesn't mean I can't select it carefully

I'm not desperate!"
It's normally a butt hurt reaction. Also a good excuse for rejection. Yeah I didn't suggest any women were desperate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i actually would meet a guy with a singing penis also. would be cool if his balls were back up singers."

I immediately had an image of that and I will survive popped into my head.

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"i actually would meet a guy with a singing penis also. would be cool if his balls were back up singers.

I immediately had an image of that and I will survive popped into my head."

haha,

i didn't have a song but the image popped into my head as well and made me laugh.

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

I have to make sure not to read this thread before going to bed tonight... otherwise I am going to have extremely entertaining dreams

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"I have to make sure not to read this thread before going to bed tonight... otherwise I am going to have extremely entertaining dreams "

you should read it for that very reason.

thanks for the idea also.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i actually would meet a guy with a singing penis also. would be cool if his balls were back up singers."

Kid Creole and the Coconuts?!

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich


"I have to make sure not to read this thread before going to bed tonight... otherwise I am going to have extremely entertaining dreams

you should read it for that very reason.

thanks for the idea also."

team effort! can I go to bed now then to see what happens??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We have the power m1cks, get used to it "

Naw

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"I have to make sure not to read this thread before going to bed tonight... otherwise I am going to have extremely entertaining dreams

you should read it for that very reason.

thanks for the idea also.

team effort! can I go to bed now then to see what happens??"

haha, if you want. let me know what did happen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Profiles....

Just been reading some and OMG are some chicks on fab misandristic.

No men this! no men that! if men do x, y or z they will get blocked.

Dafuq!

***Newsflash*** your on a sex site, some of you need good cock in your lives, that good cock is attached to men fs.

Lose the hate & increase the love, fistbump*

I have heard there are sites on the internet that you can buy a cock shaped item that is not attached to a man... they even vibrate and some play tunes "

Is there one that plays the theme to hawaii five -o?

Like that tune!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

This is a serious topic btw, fs

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

btw m1cks I kind of a free than a lot of woman's profiles are negative. but a lot of man's are sloppy. you always gonna get the good the bad and the ugly ones, just another way todecide if you want to meet or not...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"btw m1cks I kind of a free than a lot of woman's profiles are negative. but a lot of man's are sloppy. you always gonna get the good the bad and the ugly ones, just another way todecide if you want to meet or not..."

You asking me for a pump?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Profiles....

Just been reading some and OMG are some chicks on fab misandristic.

No men this! no men that! if men do x, y or z they will get blocked.

Dafuq!

***Newsflash*** your on a sex site, some of you need good cock in your lives, that good cock is attached to men fs.

Lose the hate & increase the love, fistbump*"
How can you be sure they are women ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Profiles....

Just been reading some and OMG are some chicks on fab misandristic.

No men this! no men that! if men do x, y or z they will get blocked.

Dafuq!

***Newsflash*** your on a sex site, some of you need good cock in your lives, that good cock is attached to men fs.

Lose the hate & increase the love, fistbump* How can you be sure they are women ? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No chick or play toy is gonna give a pussy mare pleasure than a horny man fs. IMO "

Wanna test that theory?

Brace!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No chick or play toy is gonna give a pussy mare pleasure than a horny man fs. IMO

Wanna test that theory?

Brace! "

Naw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No chick or play toy is gonna give a pussy mare pleasure than a horny man fs. IMO

Wanna test that theory?

Brace!

Naw "

Order is restored

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No chick or play toy is gonna give a pussy mare pleasure than a horny man fs. IMO

Wanna test that theory?

Brace!

Naw

Order is restored "

The best engine in the world is the vagina, it takes any size piston, its self lubricating, starts with 1 finger, and every 4 weeks does its own oil change. It's just a pity the management system is so fucking temperamental.

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over a year ago


"No chick or play toy is gonna give a pussy mare pleasure than a horny man fs. IMO

Wanna test that theory?

Brace!

Naw

Order is restored

The best engine in the world is the vagina, it takes any size piston, its self lubricating, starts with 1 finger, and every 4 weeks does its own oil change. It's just a pity the management system is so fucking temperamental.

"

What are you driving at?

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London


"No chick or play toy is gonna give a pussy mare pleasure than a horny man fs. IMO

Wanna test that theory?

Brace!

Naw

Order is restored

The best engine in the world is the vagina, it takes any size piston, its self lubricating, starts with 1 finger, and every 4 weeks does its own oil change. It's just a pity the management system is so fucking temperamental.

"

You do a grand job at alienating your target audience.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No chick or play toy is gonna give a pussy mare pleasure than a horny man fs. IMO

Wanna test that theory?

Brace!

Naw

Order is restored

The best engine in the world is the vagina, it takes any size piston, its self lubricating, starts with 1 finger, and every 4 weeks does its own oil change. It's just a pity the management system is so fucking temperamental.

What are you driving at? "

A wanna finger yer engine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No chick or play toy is gonna give a pussy mare pleasure than a horny man fs. IMO

Wanna test that theory?

Brace!

Naw

Order is restored

The best engine in the world is the vagina, it takes any size piston, its self lubricating, starts with 1 finger, and every 4 weeks does its own oil change. It's just a pity the management system is so fucking temperamental.

What are you driving at?

A wanna finger yer engine "

I'm due for a MOT

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No chick or play toy is gonna give a pussy mare pleasure than a horny man fs. IMO

Wanna test that theory?

Brace!

Naw

Order is restored

The best engine in the world is the vagina, it takes any size piston, its self lubricating, starts with 1 finger, and every 4 weeks does its own oil change. It's just a pity the management system is so fucking temperamental.

What are you driving at?

A wanna finger yer engine

I'm due for a MOT"

An a service

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

But your one of them ones who wants my erse thus it can never be alas the end of my fab fantasy fs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol'ing @ comments /thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

What are you driving at?

A wanna finger yer engine "

^ specifically this one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

M1cks you should ask her if you can put your fingers in her gearbox....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"M1cks you should ask her if you can put your fingers in her gearbox.... "

Finger, singular, Ella's only wee and oooooooofft ever so tight, fingers, plural, would spoil her fs.

Ma sexy Ella fs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But your one of them ones who wants my erse thus it can never be alas the end of my fab fantasy fs "

I actually don't. I just like watching your reaction.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"M1cks you should ask her if you can put your fingers in her gearbox....

Finger, singular, Ella's only wee and oooooooofft ever so tight, fingers, plural, would spoil her fs.

Ma sexy Ella fs

"

Bwahahaha, you crack me up!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"But your one of them ones who wants my erse thus it can never be alas the end of my fab fantasy fs

I actually don't. I just like watching your reaction. "

Yeh yeh......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But your one of them ones who wants my erse thus it can never be alas the end of my fab fantasy fs

I actually don't. I just like watching your reaction.

Yeh yeh...... "

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By *irginieWoman
over a year ago

Near Marlborough

Erm.... what's a "boaby". I thought I'd translated it as "baby" but I'm not sure I have that right?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Erm.... what's a "boaby". I thought I'd translated it as "baby" but I'm not sure I have that right?

"

A boaby aka penis.

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By *uddlybear2015Man
over a year ago

BEDFORD


"Profiles....

Just been reading some and OMG are some chicks on fab misandristic.

No men this! no men that! if men do x, y or z they will get blocked.

Dafuq!

***Newsflash*** your on a sex site, some of you need good cock in your lives, that good cock is attached to men fs.

And you don't have to tell them how great they are or what a big boy they are.

Lose the hate & increase the love, fistbump*

I have heard there are sites on the internet that you can buy a cock shaped item that is not attached to a man... they even vibrate and some play tunes "

Guess that trumps a man whistling whilst doing the do!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No chick or play toy is gonna give a pussy mare pleasure than a horny man fs. IMO

Wanna test that theory?

Brace!

Naw

Order is restored

The best engine in the world is the vagina, it takes any size piston, its self lubricating, starts with 1 finger, and every 4 weeks does its own oil change. It's just a pity the management system is so fucking temperamental.

You do a grand job at alienating your target audience."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 30/03/17 11:47:56]

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 30/03/17 11:47:56]"

On the contrary, I just like to help myself filter out the frigid ones, who have a different sense of humour to me.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"[Removed by poster at 30/03/17 11:47:56]

On the contrary, I just like to help myself filter out the frigid ones, who have a different sense of humour to me."

I've packed, where is it we're off to?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 30/03/17 11:47:56]

On the contrary, I just like to help myself filter out the frigid ones, who have a different sense of humour to me.

I've packed, where is it we're off to? "

Depends on what you've packed Missy?

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"[Removed by poster at 30/03/17 11:47:56]

On the contrary, I just like to help myself filter out the frigid ones, who have a different sense of humour to me.

I've packed, where is it we're off to?

Depends on what you've packed Missy? "

Not a lot didn't think I need it lol

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K


"i think it's get to a point where women realise there is more of what they don't want on here than what they do want.

"

Amen sister

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 30/03/17 11:47:56]

On the contrary, I just like to help myself filter out the frigid ones, who have a different sense of humour to me.

I've packed, where is it we're off to?

Depends on what you've packed Missy?

Not a lot didn't think I need it lol "

Did you pack yer swimsuit for the spa and sauna fs?

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"[Removed by poster at 30/03/17 11:47:56]

On the contrary, I just like to help myself filter out the frigid ones, who have a different sense of humour to me.

I've packed, where is it we're off to?

Depends on what you've packed Missy?

Not a lot didn't think I need it lol

Did you pack yer swimsuit for the spa and sauna fs? "

Yes yes and the sexy lingerie for afterwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Profiles....

Just been reading some and OMG are some chicks on fab misandristic.

No men this! no men that! if men do x, y or z they will get blocked.

Dafuq!

***Newsflash*** your on a sex site, some of you need good cock in your lives, that good cock is attached to men fs.

Lose the hate & increase the love, fistbump*"

I agree and it seems that the less attractive women are the most demanding like some sort of fucked up paradox

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 30/03/17 11:47:56]

On the contrary, I just like to help myself filter out the frigid ones, who have a different sense of humour to me.

I've packed, where is it we're off to?

Depends on what you've packed Missy?

Not a lot didn't think I need it lol

Did you pack yer swimsuit for the spa and sauna fs?

Yes yes and the sexy lingerie for afterwards "

Ooooooffft

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Profiles....

Just been reading some and OMG are some chicks on fab misandristic.

No men this! no men that! if men do x, y or z they will get blocked.

Dafuq!

***Newsflash*** your on a sex site, some of you need good cock in your lives, that good cock is attached to men fs.

Lose the hate & increase the love, fistbump*

I agree and it seems that the less attractive women are the most demanding like some sort of fucked up paradox "

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, the 'less attractive' chicks may have outstanding personality or genitals, a 5p plastic bag can go a long way fs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Profiles....

Just been reading some and OMG are some chicks on fab misandristic.

No men this! no men that! if men do x, y or z they will get blocked.

Dafuq!

***Newsflash*** your on a sex site, some of you need good cock in your lives, that good cock is attached to men fs.

Lose the hate & increase the love, fistbump*

I agree and it seems that the less attractive women are the most demanding like some sort of fucked up paradox

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, the 'less attractive' chicks may have outstanding personality or genitals, a 5p plastic bag can go a long way fs "

You would need to double bag some of them on here

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By *ystical_InkedBBWWoman
over a year ago

somewhere in the Shire of Derby

What's the point in ranting if you hide your profile lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

As a rule of thumb, always double bag on here fs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What's the point in ranting if you hide your profile lol. "

Simply because I can and also because mystery is good

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley


"i think it's get to a point where women realise there is more of what they don't want on here than what they do want.

"

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"[Removed by poster at 30/03/17 11:47:56]

On the contrary, I just like to help myself filter out the frigid ones, who have a different sense of humour to me.

I've packed, where is it we're off to?

Depends on what you've packed Missy?

Not a lot didn't think I need it lol

Did you pack yer swimsuit for the spa and sauna fs?

Yes yes and the sexy lingerie for afterwards

Ooooooffft "

Easy tiger

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What's the point in ranting if you hide your profile lol. "

I though you had hairy tits for a minute there, looked like a fuzzy female bigfoots chest, lucky for the zoom button fs, nice bra lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Profiles....

Just been reading some and OMG are some chicks on fab misandristic.

No men this! no men that! if men do x, y or z they will get blocked.

Dafuq!

***Newsflash*** your on a sex site, some of you need good cock in your lives, that good cock is attached to men fs.

Lose the hate & increase the love, fistbump*

I have heard there are sites on the internet that you can buy a cock shaped item that is not attached to a man... they even vibrate and some play tunes "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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over a year ago

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