FabSwingers.com forum: Idiot things to put in a profile

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Some comments people add to the profiles are more effective than condoms are for safe sex - ie comment = no sex.

I just had one look at us, that wants a female with a "wimp" partner...

Now why would we want to encourage a meet with them..... would anyone?

What comment/description do you hate to see on a profile??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ONO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

demands to see face pict

when they dont have 1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tend to give the men that say "looking for a swing partner" a body swerve.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fill this in later

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"looking for a fuck buddy to accompany me to clubs" aaaarrrggghhhh!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

u gotta love people who can neither travel or accom WTF!!!!! lol

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By *iceguydaveMan
over a year ago

Monmouth

""looking for a fuck buddy to accompany me to clubs" aaaarrrggghhhh!!!!"

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

people who are obsessed with sausages!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""looking for a fuck buddy to accompany me to clubs" aaaarrrggghhhh!!!!

+1"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"people who are obsessed with sausages!!!

I wish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fill this in later

And what's worse is they joined 3months ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mm. Sosigiz. Wid brown sauce n brew.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must have pictures on their profile, they have none

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"u gotta love people who can neither travel or accom WTF!!!!! lol"

Presumably you tackle them to the ground on the way to the shops...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they put will fill in later and they have been on for over a year.

Its hard to get genuine meets as it is LOL !

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"u gotta love people who can neither travel or accom WTF!!!!! lol

Presumably you tackle them to the ground on the way to the shops...

liking your style xx

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

"Fill this in later

And what's worse is they joined 3months ago

Some of them over a year ago...

'fuck buddy' doesn't do much for me, neither does 'new to the scene, looking for someone (usually older/ mature female here) to show me the ropes'

oooh - 'I don't bite..... unless you ask' Grrr!

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By *rs Sugar Mr SpiceCouple
over a year ago

We are about 15 mins outa Pontypridd and we do go to Crawley in west sussex 2-3 times a year so get in touch !!

"Some comments people add to the profiles are more effective than condoms are for safe sex - ie comment = no sex.

I just had one look at us, that wants a female with a "wimp" partner...

Now why would we want to encourage a meet with them..... would anyone?

What comment/description do you hate to see on a profile??"

I dunno maybe they ment he was very submissive but just couldent think ov the word and came up with wimp lol ,just a thought

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Sydney University.

And 'If you want to know just ask'. I only do inter_iews on Mondays and Fridays

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By *rs Sugar Mr SpiceCouple
over a year ago

We are about 15 mins outa Pontypridd and we do go to Crawley in west sussex 2-3 times a year so get in touch !!

"u gotta love people who can neither travel or accom WTF!!!!! lol"

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

And 'If you want to know just ask'. I only do inter_iews on Mondays and Fridays

God, yes - the profile's meant to be them selling themselves, not having someone ask questions... delete and move on...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't stand folk not using a single paragraph in a giant block of text, or using all uppercase text.

I also find this kind of thing annoying:

"wanna fuck lol, treat me well lol Im not easy lol lookin 4 sum1 lol want inteligice an gud sense of humr lol"

I wish I was making that one up. oh yeah, she's a total keeper! Was probably dribbling out the side of her mouth when she wrote that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had to chuckle at one I saw yesterday: let's have ya: that was it!

Seeking fuck buddy, message me if you want to know more, prove me wrong that site not full of timewasters, no ooompah loompahs, stunningly gorgeous couple seeking same!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My partners not playing its just me !

get a single profile then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had to chuckle at one I saw yesterday: let's have ya: that was it!

Seeking fuck buddy, message me if you want to know more, prove me wrong that site not full of timewasters, no ooompah loompahs, stunningly gorgeous couple seeking same!

You gotta ask yourself: What do these people have against Oompa Loompas? Eh?

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

"Sydney University.

And 'If you want to know just ask'. I only do inter_iews on Mondays and Fridays

+1000

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish I was making that one up. oh yeah, she's a total keeper! Was probably dribbling out the side of her mouth when she wrote that

*Giggles*

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"my wife doesn't understand my needs - maybe you can"

and yes, that was actually on a profile.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""my wife doesn't understand my needs - maybe you can"

and yes, that was actually on a profile....."
We saw one mf woman gay so will only play with the woman Hmmm so why are you a mf couple then ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Reading all this, is our profile ok??

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

""my wife doesn't understand my needs - maybe you can"

and yes, that was actually on a profile.....We saw one mf woman gay so will only play with the woman Hmmm so why are you a mf couple then ?

I've changed my profile since you looked, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""my wife doesn't understand my needs - maybe you can"

and yes, that was actually on a profile.....We saw one mf woman gay so will only play with the woman Hmmm so why are you a mf couple then ? LOL

I've changed my profile since you looked, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Reading all this, is our profile ok??"

Suggest removing this:

"To: All institutions using this site or its associated sites for projects - You do not have permission from me to use any of my profile or pictures in any form or forum both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal action. (I suggest the rest of you post this notice.)

Any such usage will be considered as a breach of my legal right to privacy and I will prosecute any persons or company doing so. "

It's unnecessary and more importantly it doesn't work.

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By *eighleedsMan
over a year ago

leeds

'Won't met smokers' but one or both or any combination have it on the profile that they smoke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'Won't met smokers' but one or both or any combination have it on the profile that they smoke"
Theres a few of them anyway we should stop moaning and put what sexy or nice things peeps have there profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when you read will not send face pics ..... on a profile because of there job , lol its a no from me if i see this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""my wife doesn't understand my needs - maybe you can"

and yes, that was actually on a profile.....We saw one mf woman gay so will only play with the woman Hmmm so why are you a mf couple then ?

I've changed my profile since you looked, lol

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change mines a few times. new verifications on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

think the most famous 1 is

cannot accommodate

cannot meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do you know if you have a good profile or not ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had to chuckle at one I saw yesterday: let's have ya: that was it!

Seeking fuck buddy, message me if you want to know more, prove me wrong that site not full of timewasters, no ooompah loompahs, stunningly gorgeous couple seeking same!

You gotta ask yourself: What do these people have against Oompa Loompas? Eh?"

I know cheeky gits, those oompa loompa are bloody hard working in that chocolate factory.

I dislike profiles that are rude about other people, I read the text then scroll to the pictures thinking, Brad and Angelina are right cheeky gits, amazingly it never is Brad and Angelina....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just had one look at us, that wants a female with a "wimp" partner...

So let me get this right, a couple are looking for a female and a "wimp" guy and they've looked at you, yeah I can see why you'd be annoyed

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By *iggles and BeardyCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

that big text pic of a woman, as I always asosiate it with Escorts as it's so commonly used on there stable sites.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"that big text pic of a woman, as I always asosiate it with Escorts as it's so commonly used on there stable sites."

I'd forgotten about that but yes I have to admit that annoys me. Never seen the male equivalent of it, dunno if there is one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"that big text pic of a woman, as I always asosiate it with Escorts as it's so commonly used on there stable sites."

Do you mean an ASCII art drawing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We do not add people as friends until we have met them.

Its not required to type it you just don't do it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Sydney University Warning...

its not worth the paper its written on and worth even less on the screen !!

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By *uckscouple2007Couple
over a year ago

Bucks

What comment/description do you hate to see on a profile??"

a legal disclaimer filling up 99% of their profile

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By *uckscouple2007Couple
over a year ago

Bucks

"The Sydney University Warning...

its not worth the paper its written on and worth even less on the screen !!

opps... ditto

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"that big text pic of a woman, as I always asosiate it with Escorts as it's so commonly used on there stable sites.

I'd forgotten about that but yes I have to admit that annoys me. Never seen the male equivalent of it, dunno if there is one

I am thick what is that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What comment/description do you hate to see on a profile??"

"Looking for a swinging partner" or "looking for a fuck buddy to accompany me to clubs" really means "looking for a Golden Ticket that we get me access to more pussy, and I don't really care what you're hoping to get out of it"

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I dont bite unless you ask... I want to ask them to bite on a shite...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"that big text pic of a woman, as I always asosiate it with Escorts as it's so commonly used on there stable sites.

I'd forgotten about that but yes I have to admit that annoys me. Never seen the male equivalent of it, dunno if there is one

I am thick what is that?

The picture of the naked woman on peoples profiles that is made up of different characters

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By *quamarina1964Woman
over a year ago

Bideford

Hmmmm gonna check me profile lmao! It is hard to get "Genuine" Meets on here like already said! But what gets me as already been mentioned is a guy who makes contact on a couples profile, giving it all the gusto yeah we can meet at the weekend blah blah blah, and then when it comes close to the meet, you find "User no longer on site" lmao priceless or what grrrr

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

To be honest any of the phrases you find on an unimaginative profile. To me a profile should be unique in some way or another, not necessarily extravagant, just unique. If it is a standard profile ciontaining any fo the above or a combination of them.. I am bored already...

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By *ue care and attentionWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

On another site I was briefly on, they would help people to write their profiles so there would be standard phrases like...

I'm not looking to change my life, just to expand my horizons

Or, join me on the road to discovery and let's see where it takes us!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Half a line of txt spk for a profile, then the good old Sydney University warning for the next 10 lines.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Idiot things to put on a profile??

My pics xx

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"On another site I was briefly on, they would help people to write their profiles so there would be standard phrases like...

I'm not looking to change my life, just to expand my horizons

Or, join me on the road to discovery and let's see where it takes us!

And they ended up with 500 lost souls who didn't have a fecking clue?

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By *ue care and attentionWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

"On another site I was briefly on, they would help people to write their profiles so there would be standard phrases like...

I'm not looking to change my life, just to expand my horizons

Or, join me on the road to discovery and let's see where it takes us!

And they ended up with 500 lost souls who didn't have a fecking clue?"

Can always spot the muppets who import their profile from that site lol

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

I usually couldn't give a damn what others put in their profiles.....but.

Photos of guys in their army uniforms and references to being just home from Afghanistan makes me bloody mad.

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By *he tactile technicianMan
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands

avatars of some nob wearing a zebra mask!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"I usually couldn't give a damn what others put in their profiles.....but.

Photos of guys in their army uniforms and references to being just home from Afghanistan makes me bloody mad."

Whilst someone's job isn't generally of any significance, if these guys do post this then it does help to explain why they're not that available etc. They get a tough enough existence over there as it is - though this is what they're signed up for and want - so it may be worth making some exceptions for our brave lads.

That said, it really is somewhat alarming the volume of profiles that are old, but still say stuff like -

new on here, new to the scene, looking for my first meet etc.

And the old cliches, that many have posted above in addition to these, kind of dim interest a bit, as it suggests lack of foresight or commitment to what they're undertaking.

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

profiles that say " will try anything once" but when you ask them if they will let me roger their arse with a hot branding iron while i clamp their cock between my teeth

they always say no... blooming liars..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"avatars of some nob wearing a zebra mask!

Zebras! Zebras everywhere!

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By *isub69Man
over a year ago

Epsom

I dislike the sydney disclaimers everywhere, especially on profiles where there is barely any text and no pictures.....

copy and paste profiles are also a pain.

If anyone has any tips on mine give me a message......

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By *eaboMan
over a year ago

marden

i really hate all that bloody writing stuff that people put on their profiles. What the hell is that about? Having to wade through all that nonsense before you get to the photos is just a waste of time if you ask me.

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall

"I had to chuckle at one I saw yesterday: let's have ya: that was it!

Seeking fuck buddy, message me if you want to know more, prove me wrong that site not full of timewasters, no ooompah loompahs, stunningly gorgeous couple seeking same!

You gotta ask yourself: What do these people have against Oompa Loompas? Eh?"

predudice! alert court of human rights -seems just up their street!

Mistress x

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