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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If you'd pump Theresa May.

You know from that pearl necklace she's gonna be a dirty as fuck ride fs.

I reckon she's into gb's and every other kink going and good on her fs.

I'd pump her

Two hands up*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd pump you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd pump you "

Hawl

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Sorry, I'm already giving one to Angela Merkel up the jacksie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd pump you

Hawl "

Should I just let you pump me instead?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry, I'm already giving one to Angela Merkel up the jacksie "

How-a-kraut that!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd pump you

Hawl

Should I just let you pump me instead? "

I'll decide

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ace imagine a mff threesome with you and the two of them dirty's fs think you could handle that Shit fs.

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By *hekaiserMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I'd pump you "

I would def pump you ma'lady...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd pump you

Hawl

Should I just let you pump me instead?

I'll decide "

You've got till 2.15 to decide.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd pump you

I would def pump you ma'lady... "

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd pump you

Hawl

Should I just let you pump me instead?

I'll decide

You've got till 2.15 to decide."

Don't rush me fs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yeah just for shits and giggles

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

This thread is aboot pumping TM!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"Sorry, I'm already giving one to Angela Merkel up the jacksie

How-a-kraut that! "

Are you just sauer that it wasn't you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"yeah just for shits and giggles "

You know she'd have you tied up and shit fs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry, I'm already giving one to Angela Merkel up the jacksie

How-a-kraut that!

Are you just sauer that it wasn't you "

Totes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd pump you

Hawl

Should I just let you pump me instead?

I'll decide

You've got till 2.15 to decide.

Don't rush me fs "

Too late. Pfffffft.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd pump you

Hawl

Should I just let you pump me instead?

I'll decide

You've got till 2.15 to decide.

Don't rush me fs

Too late. Pfffffft."

Your too sexual for me fs I couldn't handle you missy, end up a case of two pumps and a misfire fs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd pump you

Hawl

Should I just let you pump me instead?

I'll decide

You've got till 2.15 to decide.

Don't rush me fs

Too late. Pfffffft.

Your too sexual for me fs I couldn't handle you missy, end up a case of two pumps and a misfire fs "

I don't actually have sex fs

Just want a kissing sesh

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"You've got till 2.15 to decide."

Clocks, the best ones are made in Switzerland, or so my Cuckoo told me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd pump you

Hawl

Should I just let you pump me instead?

I'll decide

You've got till 2.15 to decide.

Don't rush me fs

Too late. Pfffffft.

Your too sexual for me fs I couldn't handle you missy, end up a case of two pumps and a misfire fs

I don't actually have sex fs

Just want a kissing sesh "

I've goat dry lips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You've got till 2.15 to decide.

Clocks, the best ones are made in Switzerland, or so my Cuckoo told me "

Holly, I'd like to cut you in, old man. There's nobody left in Vienna I can really trust, and we've always done everything together. When you make up your mind, send me a message - I'll meet you any place, any time, and when we do meet old man, it's you I want to see, not the police. Remember that, won't ya? Don't be so gloomy.

After all it's not that awful. You know what the fellow said – in Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace – and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock. So long Holly.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Your too sexual for me fs I couldn't handle you missy, end up a case of two pumps and a misfire fs "

You need a jump start then obviously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd pump you

Hawl

Should I just let you pump me instead?

I'll decide

You've got till 2.15 to decide.

Don't rush me fs

Too late. Pfffffft.

Your too sexual for me fs I couldn't handle you missy, end up a case of two pumps and a misfire fs

I don't actually have sex fs

Just want a kissing sesh

I've goat dry lips "

I get it, m1cks -- it's a naw.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'd love a bite of that bum tho oooooooofft fs, Ella wud you have a ff wi TM tho?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd love a bite of that bum tho oooooooofft fs, Ella wud you have a ff wi TM tho?"

Only so I could tie her up and discuss the welfare state with her and get her policies sorted out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd love a bite of that bum tho oooooooofft fs, Ella wud you have a ff wi TM tho?

Only so I could tie her up and discuss the welfare state with her and get her policies sorted out. "

Think of where you could put her necklace fs, wonder if it's already been there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd love a bite of that bum tho oooooooofft fs, Ella wud you have a ff wi TM tho?

Only so I could tie her up and discuss the welfare state with her and get her policies sorted out.

Think of where you could put her necklace fs, wonder if it's already been there

"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd pump you

Hawl

Should I just let you pump me instead?

I'll decide

You've got till 2.15 to decide.

Don't rush me fs

Too late. Pfffffft.

Your too sexual for me fs I couldn't handle you missy, end up a case of two pumps and a misfire fs

I don't actually have sex fs

Just want a kissing sesh

I've goat dry lips

I get it, m1cks -- it's a naw.

"

Given the opportunity I'd destroy you bubz

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


" So long Holly."

I would have time for Holly Valance

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ace would you use TM's necklace as anal beads on her?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"yeah just for shits and giggles

You know she'd have you tied up and shit fs."

story's worth a quid or two though...planning ahead

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"yeah just for shits and giggles

You know she'd have you tied up and shit fs.

story's worth a quid or two though...planning ahead "

What happens with TM stays with TM fs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Imagine a mfff with Nicola Sturgeon, TM and AM fs, oooooooofft some kints wet dream right there. Where's EJ gone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"yeah just for shits and giggles

You know she'd have you tied up and shit fs.

story's worth a quid or two though...planning ahead

What happens with TM stays with TM fs."

does it f**K have you seen my gallery? there'd be snaps of her greasy spam pocket all over the web!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Imagine a mfff with Nicola Sturgeon, TM and AM fs, oooooooofft some kints wet dream right there. Where's EJ gone? "

EJ's gone to bed. Bless his cotton socks and his little button nose

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"yeah just for shits and giggles

You know she'd have you tied up and shit fs.

story's worth a quid or two though...planning ahead

What happens with TM stays with TM fs.

does it f**K have you seen my gallery? there'd be snaps of her greasy spam pocket all over the web!"

Is nothing sacred anymore? fs, kmt smh.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Imagine a mfff with Nicola Sturgeon, TM and AM fs, oooooooofft some kints wet dream right there. Where's EJ gone? "

Stick Ruth Davidson into that mix anawl fs

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Ace would you use TM's necklace as anal beads on her?"

Yeah, why not. I'm just imagining what the circumference of the final push will be

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ace would you use TM's necklace as anal beads on her?

Yeah, why not. I'm just imagining what the circumference of the final push will be "

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Imagine a mfff with Nicola Sturgeon, TM and AM fs, oooooooofft some kints wet dream right there. Where's EJ gone?

EJ's gone to bed. Bless his cotton socks and his little button nose "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

to this whole conversation!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" to this whole conversation!!"

Bunny you can have big Borris

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" to this whole conversation!!

Bunny you can have big Borris "

Will he come flying in on a zip line?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" to this whole conversation!!

Bunny you can have big Borris

Will he come flying in on a zip line? "

Aye, in his birthday suit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At least hes got plenty of hair for gripping!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hair is over rated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Imagine a mfff with Nicola Sturgeon, TM and AM fs, oooooooofft some kints wet dream right there. Where's EJ gone?

EJ's gone to bed. Bless his cotton socks and his little button nose

"

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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i'm gonna add my sentiments and agree this whole topic is

wtf, boris on a zipline, really?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i'm gonna add my sentiments and agree this whole topic is

wtf, boris on a zipline, really? "

In his birthday suit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you'd pump Theresa May.

You know from that pearl necklace she's gonna be a dirty as fuck ride fs.

I reckon she's into gb's and every other kink going and good on her fs.

I'd pump her

Two hands up*"

Off topic, what does fs mean?

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"i'm gonna add my sentiments and agree this whole topic is

wtf, boris on a zipline, really?

In his birthday suit "

i blocked that part out for a reason!!

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