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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's that time again, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What the flip are you up to? Working? Pervin' like a pervert? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. And just chat with the other night owls. Thread watchers that don't usually post, you're very, very welcome here. Don't be shy, give us a try. Let's get ready to nocturnal. Smileyface smileyface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yippeeeee

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Good evening jim x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perving and uploading a pic

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yippeeeee "

Hurrahhh!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yippeeeee

Hurrahhh!!!!"

*crushing on jim time*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening jim x"

Good evening Vodster. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mwahhhh! Hello snogs for everyone. I'm in a tartlet mood

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lots of lovely lady bums.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mild panic that I am not ready for our conference.

Other than that perving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening troops!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening troops!"

Oh and of course, um perving

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Perving and uploading a pic "

In that case I'll be pervin' very soon.

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley

Evening all

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening "

Good evening Jo.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yippeeeee

Hurrahhh!!!!

*crushing on jim time*"

Yeah.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening Jim, how's your day been. I had a nice few hours child free today for a change x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mwahhhh! Hello snogs for everyone. I'm in a tartlet mood "

*Snogs back*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yippeeeee

Hurrahhh!!!!

*crushing on jim time*

Yeah. "

Squeeeeeeeeee!

*does Estella's Jim dance*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mild panic that I am not ready for our conference.

Other than that perving"

Don't panic pervert!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mwahhhh! Hello snogs for everyone. I'm in a tartlet mood

*Snogs back*"

How's Mini Jim?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening troops!

Oh and of course, um perving "

Good evening Alley. You talking to yourself pervert.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all "

A good evening to you Lady Danger.

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

Good evening Jim....I'm just chilling...and perving

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Just a quick perv before bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening jimbo just chilling could do with some compeny

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim, how's your day been. I had a nice few hours child free today for a change x "

Good evening Angie. I've had a good day thanks. I bet that those hours were nice. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yippeeeee

Hurrahhh!!!!

*crushing on jim time*

Yeah.

Squeeeeeeeeee!

*does Estella's Jim dance*"

Groovy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mwahhhh! Hello snogs for everyone. I'm in a tartlet mood

*Snogs back*

How's Mini Jim?"

Very, very well, thanks for asking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim, how's your day been. I had a nice few hours child free today for a change x

Good evening Angie. I've had a good day thanks. I bet that those hours were nice. x"

Yes, does me good to escape occasionally x

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Good evening

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim....I'm just chilling...and perving "

Good evening FP. Good combination.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yippeeeee

Hurrahhh!!!!

*crushing on jim time*

Yeah.

Squeeeeeeeeee!

*does Estella's Jim dance*

Clumsy."

You know me so well.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just a quick perv before bed. "

Good evening Red. Merry pervin'. And sleep well.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening jimbo just chilling could do with some compeny "

Good evening Wow. I'm a bit busy at the moment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mwahhhh! Hello snogs for everyone. I'm in a tartlet mood

*Snogs back*

How's Mini Jim?

Very, very well, thanks for asking."

Is he happy?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim, how's your day been. I had a nice few hours child free today for a change x

Good evening Angie. I've had a good day thanks. I bet that those hours were nice. x

Yes, does me good to escape occasionally x "

You should try and escape more than occasionally. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening "

Good evening Ignite.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mwahhhh! Hello snogs for everyone. I'm in a tartlet mood

*Snogs back*

How's Mini Jim?

Very, very well, thanks for asking.

Is he happy?"

He's happy and I know it, and I really like to show it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yippeeeee

Hurrahhh!!!!

*crushing on jim time*

Yeah.

Squeeeeeeeeee!

*does Estella's Jim dance*

Clumsy.

You know me so well. "

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Hi Jim

Am I tired or not tired

I don't know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mwahhhh! Hello snogs for everyone. I'm in a tartlet mood

*Snogs back*

How's Mini Jim?

Very, very well, thanks for asking.

Is he happy?

He's happy and I know it, and I really like to show it."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Jim,

Just off to a meeting oh how I love a night shift meeting.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi Jim

Am I tired or not tired

I don't know. "

There's only one way to find out. Let's go to bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim, how's your day been. I had a nice few hours child free today for a change x

Good evening Angie. I've had a good day thanks. I bet that those hours were nice. x

Yes, does me good to escape occasionally x

You should try and escape more than occasionally. x"

Yes, difficult when I'm the main carer for my disabled sons. Luckily my daughter helps a lot x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim,

Just off to a meeting oh how I love a night shift meeting.....

"

Good evening Suited. What's the point of working nights, if you gotta go to meetings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi Jim

Am I tired or not tired

I don't know. "

Miss Honey, you escaped from the lock-in!

Oh hi Jim, how's it going?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Jim,

Just off to a meeting oh how I love a night shift meeting.....

Good evening Suited. What's the point of working nights, if you gotta go to meetings."

I don't officially work nights myself, I just get the pleasure of meeting customers at this wonderful hour..... the joys is SLA's etc

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley


"Evening all

A good evening to you Lady Danger."

And a good evening to you too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim, how's your day been. I had a nice few hours child free today for a change x

Good evening Angie. I've had a good day thanks. I bet that those hours were nice. x

Yes, does me good to escape occasionally x

You should try and escape more than occasionally. x

Yes, difficult when I'm the main carer for my disabled sons. Luckily my daughter helps a lot x "

Ah, I didn't realise. That's good of your daughter. x

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Good Evening Jim.

Quite a big response already!

A busy day for me. Course Day 2 has led to me becoming behind owing to techie issues beyond my control which will impact on me moving forward tomorrow.

Plus slept most of evening, tired out with intensive PC screen watching. Now having my dinner, 4 hrs late!

Plus will have to be late in am, as broke a front tooth at tea time today; dentist will see me at 8.30am tomorrow.

So, not in best humour! Apart from that, I'm ok.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all

A good evening to you Lady Danger.

And a good evening to you too. "

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh hi Jim, how's it going?"

Hey Ling, it's going well. How are you doing?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I hear this is where all the cool cats hang out

Or is there just a pussy posse in here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening troops!

Oh and of course, um perving

Good evening Alley. You talking to yourself pervert."

Quite possibly

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Clock removed by poster at 28/03/17 22:49:49]"

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman
over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)

Evening all. Not stopping. Not feeling it tonight.

Catch you when I'm in a better frame. X

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Oh it's u again the man with the stars in his eye

Yes lovely clear skies here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim, how's your day been. I had a nice few hours child free today for a change x

Good evening Angie. I've had a good day thanks. I bet that those hours were nice. x

Yes, does me good to escape occasionally x

You should try and escape more than occasionally. x

Yes, difficult when I'm the main carer for my disabled sons. Luckily my daughter helps a lot x

Ah, I didn't realise. That's good of your daughter. x"

That's ok, not something that you can put in your profile. And yes she's good really x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Holla EJ and big ups tae the masses

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"Evening all. Not stopping. Not feeling it tonight.

Catch you when I'm in a better frame. X"

Damm

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

evening all! checking my messages, trying to reply and hotlist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am munching oreo cheese cake wi a tea spoon so it lasts longer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Holla EJ and big ups tae the masses "

Brace

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good Evening Jim.

Quite a big response already!

A busy day for me. Course Day 2 has led to me becoming behind owing to techie issues beyond my control which will impact on me moving forward tomorrow.

Plus slept most of evening, tired out with intensive PC screen watching. Now having my dinner, 4 hrs late!

Plus will have to be late in am, as broke a front tooth at tea time today; dentist will see me at 8.30am tomorrow.

So, not in best humour! Apart from that, I'm ok. "

Good evening GG. I've got a big one. Tomorrow can only be better. You best lay off the apples though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am munching oreo cheese cake wi a tea spoon so it lasts longer "

Woahhhhh I'm eating an Oreo cheesecake right now too!

#fate

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I hear this is where all the cool cats hang out

Or is there just a pussy posse in here "

Just by posting on this thread, you become a cool cat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey. Hope everyone is well x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Holla EJ and big ups tae the masses

Brace "

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

Hello everyone.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all. Not stopping. Not feeling it tonight.

Catch you when I'm in a better frame. X"

Good evening Legs. See you later, take it easy. x

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"[Clock removed by poster at 28/03/17 22:49:49]

"

Blame Voddy, she wanted to see everyone's bum this morning. I'm glad to announce that normal service will be resumed at 00:00:00 or 05:55:ish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello everyone. "

Hello -- fancy a holiday?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..

Evening Jim. Evening all.

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Evening Jim. Evening all. I'm in bed, fighting sleep and reading the forums.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening troops!

Oh and of course, um perving

Good evening Alley. You talking to yourself pervert.

Quite possibly "

Don't be embarrassed, everyone is welcome here. This is an open church, brother.

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By *inkerbell67Woman
over a year ago

Clacton on sea essex

Perving befor bed

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Hello everyone.

Hello -- fancy a holiday? "

Oh, I really, really do. One wear I can cook and swan around being all bohemian and stuff.

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By *aseman_291Man
over a year ago

kildare

Hi all ,new here x

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Hi Jim

Am I tired or not tired

I don't know.

There's only one way to find out. Let's go to bed."

Ok.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Hi Jim

Am I tired or not tired

I don't know.

Miss Honey, you escaped from the lock-in!

Oh hi Jim, how's it going?"

I temporarily stepped out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Holla EJ and big ups tae the masses "

Yo yo yo m1cks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello everyone.

Hello -- fancy a holiday?

Oh, I really, really do. One wear I can cook and swan around being all bohemian and stuff."

I have a plan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ella are you eating yours wi a big spoon or a wee yin?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"evening all! checking my messages, trying to reply and hotlist "

Good evening Squirrel. You're a good corresponder. Nice bum.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Hello everyone.

Hello -- fancy a holiday?

Oh, I really, really do. One wear I can cook and swan around being all bohemian and stuff.

I have a plan."

Does the plan involve sexy sex times?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Am munching oreo cheese cake wi a tea spoon so it lasts longer "

Genius.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ella are you eating yours wi a big spoon or a wee yin? "

Big spoon.

It's like a metaphor for when I fuck you, I'll be big spoon, you be little. Brace!

#fate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello everyone.

Hello -- fancy a holiday?

Oh, I really, really do. One wear I can cook and swan around being all bohemian and stuff.

I have a plan.

Does the plan involve sexy sex times? "

Yes. Yes, it most certainly does. In Shrewsbury.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey. Hope everyone is well x"

Good evening Bunny. I hope you're well.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello everyone. "

A big Hello to you Meli.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Switch tae a wee spoon an double yer pleasure Missy. This erse ain't for pumping fs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Clock removed by poster at 28/03/17 22:49:49]

Blame Voddy, she wanted to see everyone's bum this morning. I'm glad to announce that normal service will be resumed at 00:00:00 or 05:55:ish "

That's good to know.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim. Evening all."

A good evening to you Babs.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Hello everyone.

Hello -- fancy a holiday?

Oh, I really, really do. One wear I can cook and swan around being all bohemian and stuff.

I have a plan.

Does the plan involve sexy sex times?

Yes. Yes, it most certainly does. In Shrewsbury. "

I am more than ready for this. Can I be in charge of food? And I'll bring poetry.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim. Evening all. I'm in bed, fighting sleep and reading the forums."

Good evening ABC. Happy reading.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Perving befor bed "

You little pervy tinker.

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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago

button moon

just fed my foster babies now cuddled up on the sofa with the dogs for a couple of hours sleep before tge next feed, except I'm not sleeping, I'm here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just managed to swing a wet tea bag into my face.

Not a euphemism.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi all ,new here x"

Good evening Base. Welcome to the late late nocturnal thread. And welcome to all the other threads on the forums. Have fun.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi Jim

Am I tired or not tired

I don't know.

There's only one way to find out. Let's go to bed.

Ok."

Yeah!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Switch tae a wee spoon an double yer pleasure Missy. This erse ain't for pumping fs "

Patience is the key lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello everyone.

Hello -- fancy a holiday?

Oh, I really, really do. One wear I can cook and swan around being all bohemian and stuff.

I have a plan.

Does the plan involve sexy sex times?

Yes. Yes, it most certainly does. In Shrewsbury. "

A great place to come and visit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello everyone.

Hello -- fancy a holiday?

Oh, I really, really do. One wear I can cook and swan around being all bohemian and stuff.

I have a plan.

Does the plan involve sexy sex times?

Yes. Yes, it most certainly does. In Shrewsbury.

I am more than ready for this. Can I be in charge of food? And I'll bring poetry."

You may.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi all ,new here x"

Welcome

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Switch tae a wee spoon an double yer pleasure Missy. This erse ain't for pumping fs "

You must fart sometimes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello everyone.

Hello -- fancy a holiday?

Oh, I really, really do. One wear I can cook and swan around being all bohemian and stuff.

I have a plan.

Does the plan involve sexy sex times?

Yes. Yes, it most certainly does. In Shrewsbury.

A great place to come and visit."

You're part of my plan.

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Jayus tis moving fast tonight I only went to make coffee

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

OK, Jim.

Zebedee says "Time for bed"

Night all.

Watch over the Kids!

Iain.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"just fed my foster babies now cuddled up on the sofa with the dogs for a couple of hours sleep before tge next feed, except I'm not sleeping, I'm here. "

Life on Button Moon is so cute.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OK, Jim.

Zebedee says "Time for bed"

Night all.

Watch over the Kids!

Iain."

See you tomorrow Iain. Good luck on the course

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OK, Jim.

Zebedee says "Time for bed"

Night all.

Watch over the Kids!

Iain."

Na night Iain. Or as some Americans might say, na night Lain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening Jim. A.splendid day here with a brilliant meet with a jolly splendid forumite chum

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I just managed to swing a wet tea bag into my face.

Not a euphemism. "

How the heck did you manage to do that? Yvaine, you are special.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello everyone.

Hello -- fancy a holiday?

Oh, I really, really do. One wear I can cook and swan around being all bohemian and stuff.

I have a plan.

Does the plan involve sexy sex times?

Yes. Yes, it most certainly does. In Shrewsbury.

I am more than ready for this. Can I be in charge of food? And I'll bring poetry.

You may. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim. A.splendid day here with a brilliant meet with a jolly splendid forumite chum "

Awwww bromance!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jayus tis moving fast tonight I only went to make coffee "

Woosh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just managed to swing a wet tea bag into my face.

Not a euphemism.

How the heck did you manage to do that? Yvaine, you are special."

Sigh.

It was attached to a string, I spun it round, it flew off.

And I'm incredibly special.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim. A.splendid day here with a brilliant meet with a jolly splendid forumite chum "

Beautiful!

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By *rNaughtyNickMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Night all x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim. A.splendid day here with a brilliant meet with a jolly splendid forumite chum

Awwww bromance! "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I just managed to swing a wet tea bag into my face.

Not a euphemism.

How the heck did you manage to do that? Yvaine, you are special.

Sigh.

It was attached to a string, I spun it round, it flew off.

And I'm incredibly special."

Yes you are.

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"OK, Jim.

Zebedee says "Time for bed"

Night all.

Watch over the Kids!

Iain.

Na night Iain. Or as some Americans might say, na night Lain. "

Lain ??????

So it's you who trains these imbeciles???

When confronted with these unsolicited callers, I always say, "Wrong name, call back when you've worked out how to pronounce it!"

Strange, they don't call again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Night all x"

Hello *and* goodbye? Or just hello?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Night all x"

Na night Bloke.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Switch tae a wee spoon an double yer pleasure Missy. This erse ain't for pumping fs "

Methinks the lady doth protest too much

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OK, Jim.

Zebedee says "Time for bed"

Night all.

Watch over the Kids!

Iain.

Na night Iain. Or as some Americans might say, na night Lain.

Lain ??????

So it's you who trains these imbeciles???

When confronted with these unsolicited callers, I always say, "Wrong name, call back when you've worked out how to pronounce it!"

Strange, they don't call again!"

It's nothing to do with me. It was like this when I got here.

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By *earandmonkeyCouple
over a year ago

uxbridge

Perving and lurking as per usual

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Perving and lurking as per usual"

Good evening BM. &

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"OK, Jim.

Zebedee says "Time for bed"

Night all.

Watch over the Kids!

Iain.

Na night Iain. Or as some Americans might say, na night Lain.

Lain ??????

So it's you who trains these imbeciles???

When confronted with these unsolicited callers, I always say, "Wrong name, call back when you've worked out how to pronounce it!"

Strange, they don't call again!

It's nothing to do with me. It was like this when I got here."

Seeing you're a Gentleman, I will believe you!

Night all.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OK, Jim.

Zebedee says "Time for bed"

Night all.

Watch over the Kids!

Iain.

Na night Iain. Or as some Americans might say, na night Lain.

Lain ??????

So it's you who trains these imbeciles???

When confronted with these unsolicited callers, I always say, "Wrong name, call back when you've worked out how to pronounce it!"

Strange, they don't call again!

It's nothing to do with me. It was like this when I got here.

Seeing you're a Gentleman, I will believe you!

Night all."

Sleep well.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"Hi Jim

Am I tired or not tired

I don't know.

There's only one way to find out. Let's go to bed.

Ok.

Yeah!"

*pretends to snore*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Switch tae a wee spoon an double yer pleasure Missy. This erse ain't for pumping fs

You must fart sometimes. "

Aye, wee silent but violent ones #exitonly

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi Jim

Am I tired or not tired

I don't know.

There's only one way to find out. Let's go to bed.

Ok.

Yeah!

*pretends to snore*"

*Gently shoves*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Switch tae a wee spoon an double yer pleasure Missy. This erse ain't for pumping fs

You must fart sometimes.

Aye, wee silent but violent ones #exitonly "

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"Hi Jim

Am I tired or not tired

I don't know.

There's only one way to find out. Let's go to bed.

Ok.

Yeah!

*pretends to snore*

*Gently shoves*"

*opens one eye and says what do you want?*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi Jim

Am I tired or not tired

I don't know.

There's only one way to find out. Let's go to bed.

Ok.

Yeah!

*pretends to snore*

*Gently shoves*

*opens one eye and says what do you want?*"

You.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just managed to swing a wet tea bag into my face.

Not a euphemism.

How the heck did you manage to do that? Yvaine, you are special.

Sigh.

It was attached to a string, I spun it round, it flew off.

And I'm incredibly special.

Yes you are. "

My butt's special too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I just managed to swing a wet tea bag into my face.

Not a euphemism.

How the heck did you manage to do that? Yvaine, you are special.

Sigh.

It was attached to a string, I spun it round, it flew off.

And I'm incredibly special.

Yes you are.

My butt's special too."

Yeah it is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just managed to swing a wet tea bag into my face.

Not a euphemism.

How the heck did you manage to do that? Yvaine, you are special.

Sigh.

It was attached to a string, I spun it round, it flew off.

And I'm incredibly special.

Yes you are.

My butt's special too.

Yeah it is. "

So is my foof. Apparently you ignored that though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jim, fancy a hollibob?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I just managed to swing a wet tea bag into my face.

Not a euphemism.

How the heck did you manage to do that? Yvaine, you are special.

Sigh.

It was attached to a string, I spun it round, it flew off.

And I'm incredibly special.

Yes you are.

My butt's special too.

Yeah it is.

So is my foof. Apparently you ignored that though. "

I most certainly did not, no way.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jim, fancy a hollibob?"

Yes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jim, fancy a hollibob?

Yes."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Working and a perving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Even.... morning night owls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just managed to swing a wet tea bag into my face.

Not a euphemism.

How the heck did you manage to do that? Yvaine, you are special.

Sigh.

It was attached to a string, I spun it round, it flew off.

And I'm incredibly special.

Yes you are.

My butt's special too.

Yeah it is.

So is my foof. Apparently you ignored that though.

I most certainly did not, no way."

She is overjoyed and sends you kisses.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi sexy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I don't know where the hell Courtney has been for the last few late late nocturnal threads lately. Courtney, if you're watching. Avert your pretty eyes.

It's the midnight hour.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi sexy

"

Hi.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jesus ure sexy as fuck

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I just managed to swing a wet tea bag into my face.

Not a euphemism.

How the heck did you manage to do that? Yvaine, you are special.

Sigh.

It was attached to a string, I spun it round, it flew off.

And I'm incredibly special.

Yes you are.

My butt's special too.

Yeah it is.

So is my foof. Apparently you ignored that though.

I most certainly did not, no way.

She is overjoyed and sends you kisses."

Nice.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Working and a perving "

Good evening J. Happy werving.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Even.... morning night owls "

Twit twoo PB.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ace, it's beer time. Cheers!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jesus ure sexy as fuck "

Jesus is sexy, and he knows it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" "

Good evening Q. I'm only messing around. Welcome to the late late nocturnal thread.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Even.... morning night owls

Twit twoo PB."

Are you aware that when you hear that sound, it is the male calling with "twit" and the female responding with "twoo"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just managed to swing a wet tea bag into my face.

Not a euphemism.

How the heck did you manage to do that? Yvaine, you are special.

Sigh.

It was attached to a string, I spun it round, it flew off.

And I'm incredibly special.

Yes you are.

My butt's special too.

Yeah it is.

So is my foof. Apparently you ignored that though.

I most certainly did not, no way.

She is overjoyed and sends you kisses.

Nice. "

I try. Wiggle for me.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Ace, it's beer time. Cheers!"

Yeeeeaahhhh bro, what yer having

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Even.... morning night owls

Twit twoo PB.

Are you aware that when you hear that sound, it is the male calling with "twoo" and the female responding with "twit" "

I hear that a lot.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I just managed to swing a wet tea bag into my face.

Not a euphemism.

How the heck did you manage to do that? Yvaine, you are special.

Sigh.

It was attached to a string, I spun it round, it flew off.

And I'm incredibly special.

Yes you are.

My butt's special too.

Yeah it is.

So is my foof. Apparently you ignored that though.

I most certainly did not, no way.

She is overjoyed and sends you kisses.

Nice.

I try. Wiggle for me."

*Wiggle wiggle wiggle*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Even.... morning night owls

Twit twoo PB.

Are you aware that when you hear that sound, it is the male calling with "twoo" and the female responding with "twit"

I hear that a lot."

Twoo Twit, Ace -- surely that's the wrong way round?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm at work until 01:50.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ace, it's beer time. Cheers!

Yeeeeaahhhh bro, what yer having "

Whatever you're drinking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening all my eyes cant take it all lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I came to bed at 10pm for an early night.. still awake but suppose its earlier than 5am

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Ooh this one's nearly full already!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Even.... morning night owls

Twit twoo PB.

Are you aware that when you hear that sound, it is the male calling with "twoo" and the female responding with "twit"

I hear that a lot.

Twoo Twit, Ace -- surely that's the wrong way round?! "

I'm such a twit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooh this one's nearly full already! "

Jim fills us up good and proper

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm at work until 01:50."

You're almost there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Even.... morning night owls

Twit twoo PB.

Are you aware that when you hear that sound, it is the male calling with "twoo" and the female responding with "twit"

I hear that a lot.

Twoo Twit, Ace -- surely that's the wrong way round?!

I'm such a twit."

As long as I can twoo you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all my eyes cant take it all lol "

Eye eye.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It is earlier than 5am.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blink & you miss em on these threads

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Jim'll fill it!?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Even.... morning night owls

Twit twoo PB.

Are you aware that when you hear that sound, it is the male calling with "twoo" and the female responding with "twit"

I hear that a lot.

Twoo Twit, Ace -- surely that's the wrong way round?!

I'm such a twit."

You and Estella are two twits

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's filled.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know Jim, i was determined to close that post last night.. set me a challenge and i will do them

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Twoo me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

"Even.... morning night owls

Twit twoo PB.

Are you aware that when you hear that sound, it is the male calling with "twoo" and the female responding with "twit"

I hear that a lot.

Twoo Twit, Ace -- surely that's the wrong way round?!

I'm such a twit."

You and Estella are two twits "

Such t'wit, Ace

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Is sort of a blink.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Frisky!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Twoo me.

"

I shall begin a campaign of wooage.

By begin, I mean continue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do we need to buy a hat for the wedding of mr & mrs twit twoo

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over a year ago

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Jim! Vintage port???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Do we need to buy a hat for the wedding of mr & mrs twit twoo

"

Nah, Scarlet -- I'm his friendly stalker.

And by friendly I mean, committed.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"It's filled. "

I hope you used the appropriate lubrication

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But i want a wedding dammit!!! Can you just pretend so i can do the pics and wear my new dress haha

Though i applaud the commitment! Better than most men in a relationship haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yes please Frisky.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Coming over - 10 yr old tawny, reaches the cockles this does.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Very nice.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Estella has a magic key.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Estella has a magic key.

"

To your heart, Jim. To your heart.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Estella has a magic key"

Apparently any key will do in Shrewsbury

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why am I the butt of your jokes, boys?

*pouts*

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

You love it you strumpet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

True say

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I am fading fast now - night night all x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Night Frisky

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Na night Frisky.

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