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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Tell us some of your faves:

Little jack Horner

Sat in a corner eating his cold meat pie

He caught salmonella

Unfortunate fella

And now is likely to die

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There once was a young

Man from Crewe, who took lim'ricks

And made them haiku.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a young lady called Honey

Who most of the time was quite funny

But sometimes she's blunt

Some might say a cunt

But not me because quite frankly I don't have a death wish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kinger obviously has lost the plot

Honey's not a cunt because we know that she farts glitter

He now must bend

At the waist and wait

For her to ram her strap-on up his shitter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kinger obviously has lost the plot

Honey's not a cunt because we know that she farts glitter

He now must bend

At the waist and wait

For her to ram her strap-on up his shitter"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boy stood on a burning deck

Watching a game of cricket

The ball went up his trouser leg

And stumped his middle wicket

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