FabSwingers.com forum: Your unconventional crushes

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I would do some filthy things to Maggie Gylennhaal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ellie Goulding is my unconventional...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nancy Kulp, Joyce Grenfell....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mads Mikkelsen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bjork ...oh yeah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

David Cameron

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"David Cameron

Get outta here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"David Cameron

Yeah right..... no way...

Do you think he's actually got a fuck in him?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nancy Kulp, Joyce Grenfell....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"David Cameron

Get outta here

On my life

I think his face would look fabulous with my flange all over it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"David Cameron

Yeah right..... no way...

Do you think he's actually got a fuck in him?...

He think he's a machine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Axl

PTU xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"David Cameron

Get outta here

On my life

I think his face would look fabulous with my flange all over it

I think your doing your flange an injustice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think**

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Karren Brady... I would do bad things to that lass...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dr Hannah Fry, Maggie Gyllenhall, lana del Ray, Florence Welch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nancy Kulp, Joyce Grenfell....

I led a sheltered upbringing....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"David Cameron

Get outta here

On my life

I think his face would look fabulous with my flange all over it

I think your doing your flange an injustice

My flange has done far worse injustices over the years

I blame the cider

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dr Hannah Fry, Maggie Gyllenhall, lana del Ray, Florence Welch"

what a bunch of kooks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"David Cameron

Get outta here

On my life

I think his face would look fabulous with my flange all over it

I think your doing your flange an injustice

My flange has done far worse injustices over the years

I blame the cider

I think there maybe a confessional thread later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"David Cameron

Get outta here

On my life

I think his face would look fabulous with my flange all over it

I think your doing your flange an injustice

My flange has done far worse injustices over the years

I blame the cider

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My team leader at work, not really sure why but I've had 3 sexy dreams about him and woken up before it got good. Now I want to try it for real, but think it will remain a fantasy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"David Cameron

Yeah right..... no way...

Do you think he's actually got a fuck in him?...

Yes he fucked our country up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"David Cameron

Get outta here

On my life

I think his face would look fabulous with my flange all over it

I think your doing your flange an injustice

My flange has done far worse injustices over the years

I blame the cider

I think there maybe a confessional thread later

Noone of a political nature unfortunately

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Benedict Cumberbatch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"David Cameron

Get outta here

On my life

I think his face would look fabulous with my flange all over it

I think your doing your flange an injustice

My flange has done far worse injustices over the years

I blame the cider

I think there maybe a confessional thread later

Noone of a political nature unfortunately

The cider diary's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stevie nicks and kayley couco for me

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By *oistknickersCouple
over a year ago

London

Jo Brand, sarcastic is so sexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"David Cameron

Get outta here

On my life

I think his face would look fabulous with my flange all over it

I think your doing your flange an injustice

My flange has done far worse injustices over the years

I blame the cider

I think there maybe a confessional thread later

Noone of a political nature unfortunately

The cider diary's

I'd spend hours on Theresa May aswell mind

She makes me horny as fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"David Cameron

Get outta here

On my life

I think his face would look fabulous with my flange all over it

I think your doing your flange an injustice

My flange has done far worse injustices over the years

I blame the cider

I think there maybe a confessional thread later

Noone of a political nature unfortunately

The cider diary's

I'd spend hours on Theresa May aswell mind

She makes me horny as fuck

To far ...god dam there's always one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd spend hours on Theresa May aswell mind

She makes me horny as fuck

You're on a wind up.

Theresa May?...leave it out.

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Hugh Laurie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"David Cameron

Get outta here

On my life

I think his face would look fabulous with my flange all over it

I think your doing your flange an injustice

My flange has done far worse injustices over the years

I blame the cider

I think there maybe a confessional thread later

Noone of a political nature unfortunately

The cider diary's

I'd spend hours on Theresa May aswell mind

She makes me horny as fuck

To far ...god dam there's always one

I'm not joking

Then again, I have a Donald Trump mask in my naughty drawer

Don't ask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd spend hours on Theresa May aswell mind

She makes me horny as fuck

You're on a wind up.

Theresa May?...leave it out.

I'm fucking serious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"David Cameron

Get outta here

On my life

I think his face would look fabulous with my flange all over it

I think your doing your flange an injustice

My flange has done far worse injustices over the years

I blame the cider

I think there maybe a confessional thread later

Noone of a political nature unfortunately

The cider diary's

I'd spend hours on Theresa May aswell mind

She makes me horny as fuck

To far ...god dam there's always one

I'm not joking

Then again, I have a Donald Trump mask in my naughty drawer

Don't ask

I think your in need of a good spanking into normality ish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd spend hours on Theresa May aswell mind

She makes me horny as fuck

You're on a wind up.

Theresa May?...leave it out.

I'm fucking nuts "

FTFY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd spend hours on Theresa May aswell mind

She makes me horny as fuck

You're on a wind up.

Theresa May?...leave it out.

I'm fucking nuts

FTFY

You have a fair point, my friend

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By *ibbyhunterCouple
over a year ago

keighley

Used to be Anne Robinson, but now it's Lois Griffin

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By *onny MCMan
over a year ago

Crawley

"David Cameron

Yeah right..... no way...

Do you think he's actually got a fuck in him?...

He think he's a machine

So, for the record, you won't go near a guy who's put his dick in another guy's mouth, but a guy who's put his in a dead pig's mouth, that's okay?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 28/03/17 19:30:06]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"David Cameron

Yeah right..... no way...

Do you think he's actually got a fuck in him?...

He think he's a machine

So, for the record, you won't go near a guy who's put his dick in another guy's mouth, but a guy who's put his in a dead pig's mouth, that's okay?

Nail on the head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ellie Goulding is my unconventional...

I second that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Adam Hills

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

Just north of Bristol

Victoria Coren-Mitchell. Mmmmm

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By *onny MCMan
over a year ago

Crawley

"David Cameron

Yeah right..... no way...

Do you think he's actually got a fuck in him?...

He think he's a machine

So, for the record, you won't go near a guy who's put his dick in another guy's mouth, but a guy who's put his in a dead pig's mouth, that's okay?

Nail on the head

You're going to be reminded of this every time someone starts a "no bi men" thread. And that happens a lot - apparently they're bi-weekly now.

Oh and my unconventional crush is Jodie Foster.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BBC historian Ruth Goodman, intelligent and red haired, top two on my wish list.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"David Cameron

Yeah right..... no way...

Do you think he's actually got a fuck in him?...

He think he's a machine

So, for the record, you won't go near a guy who's put his dick in another guy's mouth, but a guy who's put his in a dead pig's mouth, that's okay?

Nail on the head

You're going to be reminded of this every time someone starts a "no bi men" thread. And that happens a lot - apparently they're bi-weekly now.

Oh and my unconventional crush is Jodie Foster. "

How many fucks do you think I give?? Take a wild guess

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By *onny MCMan
over a year ago

Crawley

"David Cameron

Yeah right..... no way...

Do you think he's actually got a fuck in him?...

He think he's a machine

So, for the record, you won't go near a guy who's put his dick in another guy's mouth, but a guy who's put his in a dead pig's mouth, that's okay?

Nail on the head

You're going to be reminded of this every time someone starts a "no bi men" thread. And that happens a lot - apparently they're bi-weekly now.

Oh and my unconventional crush is Jodie Foster.

How many fucks do you think I give?? Take a wild guess

Don't care - that's still made my fucking day!

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By *isa 59Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle

Professor Alice Roberts...I so would

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By *ornographic ArtsCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

James Corden and Susan Sarandon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Professor Alice Roberts...I so would

I so would aswell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"David Cameron

Yeah right..... no way...

Do you think he's actually got a fuck in him?...

He think he's a machine

So, for the record, you won't go near a guy who's put his dick in another guy's mouth, but a guy who's put his in a dead pig's mouth, that's okay?

Nail on the head

You're going to be reminded of this every time someone starts a "no bi men" thread. And that happens a lot - apparently they're bi-weekly now.

Oh and my unconventional crush is Jodie Foster.

How many fucks do you think I give?? Take a wild guess

Don't care - that's still made my fucking day!"

Nice to see you have a sense of humour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I also have a thing for hayley westenra

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

Tamsin Goulding mmm mmm mmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd spend hours on Theresa May aswell mind

She makes me horny as fuck

You're on a wind up.

Theresa May?...leave it out.

I'm fucking serious"

*fingers in ears*

lalalalalalalalala I can't hear you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Daniel Craig

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Totally and utterly Rick Astley.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd spend hours on Theresa May aswell mind

She makes me horny as fuck

You're on a wind up.

Theresa May?...leave it out.

I'm fucking serious

*fingers in ears*

lalalalalalalalala I can't hear you.

I want to be nose deep in her lady garden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd spend hours on Theresa May aswell mind

She makes me horny as fuck

You're on a wind up.

Theresa May?...leave it out.

I'm fucking serious

*fingers in ears*

lalalalalalalalala I can't hear you.

I want to be nose deep in her lady garden

Not stick your hand up?...

And rag her around like a ventriloquists dummy?..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd spend hours on Theresa May aswell mind

She makes me horny as fuck

You're on a wind up.

Theresa May?...leave it out.

I'm fucking serious

*fingers in ears*

lalalalalalalalala I can't hear you.

I want to be nose deep in her lady garden

Not stick your hand up?...

And rag her around like a ventriloquists dummy?..

I don't think she would like that

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Alex Winters

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By *onny MCMan
over a year ago

Crawley

"David Cameron

Yeah right..... no way...

Do you think he's actually got a fuck in him?...

He think he's a machine

So, for the record, you won't go near a guy who's put his dick in another guy's mouth, but a guy who's put his in a dead pig's mouth, that's okay?

Nail on the head

You're going to be reminded of this every time someone starts a "no bi men" thread. And that happens a lot - apparently they're bi-weekly now.

Oh and my unconventional crush is Jodie Foster.

How many fucks do you think I give?? Take a wild guess

Don't care - that's still made my fucking day!

Nice to see you have a sense of humour

Been on here 18 months - no one lasts that many days without a sense of humour.

Am loving yours too.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Dave Grohl, the only man with long hair that I would let get in my knickers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"David Cameron

Yeah right..... no way...

Do you think he's actually got a fuck in him?...

He managed to fuck plenty of the working class, so id say he has

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Annie Mac for me

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By *rjpinkMan
over a year ago

winterfell

Lydia rose bewley

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*whispers* Data from star trek, he was my first crush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What makes a crush unconventional?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What makes a crush unconventional?"

Not someone considered "sexy" to the masses.

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By *issVeryWoman
over a year ago

streatham

"Ellie Goulding is my unconventional...

Ellie has such blowjoby lips/mouth shape..or is it just me?

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Sean Harris.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Heather Langenkemp (20 yrs ago - no clue how she looks now)

Gordon Ramsay

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By *ander_XMan
over a year ago

Greater Manchester

"Lydia rose bewley

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

James cordern

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What makes a crush unconventional?

Not someone considered "sexy" to the masses.

Gotcha

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By *W ChapMan
over a year ago

Swindon

The woman out of Aqua....!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did I mention Celia Imrie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sean Harris."

Not Sean Harris out of Diamond Head?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeh I've mentioned this before. I really want to do Mary of Giles and Mary on Gogglebox.

What?

Don't look at me like that...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Susie Dent pure filth I reckon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some of these may be conventional?...

Mutya Bueno

Charli xcx

Angela Scanlon

Charlotte Church

Liz Bonin

Alice Roberts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some of these may be conventional?...

Mutya Bueno

Charli xcx

Angela Scanlon

Charlotte Church

Liz Bonin

Alice Roberts"

Ooh, I like Alice Roberts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jack Whitehall.oh what I'd do to him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hayley McQueen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

donna from the money supermarket ads! yeah...she got some sass in those ads! oooft yes please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some of these may be conventional?...

Mutya Bueno

Charli xcx

Angela Scanlon

Charlotte Church

Liz Bonin

Alice Roberts"

Swap the first two for Lucy Worsley and Hannah Fry and I've died and gone to heaven!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Swap the first two for Lucy Worsley and Hannah Fry and I've died and gone to heaven!"

Hannah Fry is a good call

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By *rs mischiefWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

Jack Black...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rick astley

Chesney hawked

Kevin from coronation street

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saffron -from republica

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saffron oh how could I forget?

Or all the Bangles- fitter now than then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

myself,,,omg,,phoooooooar,,where is the nearest mirror

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The comedian Catherine Ryan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ragnar from Vikings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ragnar from Vikings "

mmmmmmmmmmm,,yea hes nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Teri Hatcher from the Cool Surface era.....

hubba hubba hubba

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

George W Bush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would do some filthy things to Maggie Gylennhaal "

Maggie with her punk look from stranger than fiction is hoooooot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would crawl on my hands and knees through the deepest, hottest fire pits of hell, with Satan's hounds biting chunks out my ass just to lick the used panty liner of Hellen Mirren!

I know, don't ask!

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By *onny MCMan
over a year ago

Crawley

"I would crawl on my hands and knees through the deepest, hottest fire pits of hell, with Satan's hounds biting chunks out my ass just to lick the used panty liner of Hellen Mirren!

I know, don't ask!

That's oddly specific.

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

Mine is weird - but real!

Darth Vader

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would crawl on my hands and knees through the deepest, hottest fire pits of hell, with Satan's hounds biting chunks out my ass just to lick the used panty liner of Hellen Mirren!

I know, don't ask!

That's oddly specific.

You don't want to know what I'd go through to sniff Heather Locklears used tampon!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

TMI

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By *onny MCMan
over a year ago

Crawley

"I would crawl on my hands and knees through the deepest, hottest fire pits of hell, with Satan's hounds biting chunks out my ass just to lick the used panty liner of Hellen Mirren!

I know, don't ask!

That's oddly specific.

You don't want to know what I'd go through to sniff Heather Locklears used tampon!

Let me guess, it's the same as the Helen Mirren one, but with the hounds biting chunks out of a different part of your anatomy, right?

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over a year ago

"I would crawl on my hands and knees through the deepest, hottest fire pits of hell, with Satan's hounds biting chunks out my ass just to lick the used panty liner of Hellen Mirren!

I know, don't ask!

That's oddly specific.

You don't want to know what I'd go through to sniff Heather Locklears used tampon!

Let me guess, it's the same as the Helen Mirren one, but with the hounds biting chunks out of a different part of your anatomy, right? "

Ohhhh no no no my friend, not even remotely close!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd still give Joan Collins it myself!!!!!

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By *oistknickersCouple
over a year ago

London

"David Cameron

Yeah right..... no way...

Do you think he's actually got a fuck in him?...

Hell yeah he has fucked the whole country!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Piers Morgan... I'd ruin the sexy bastard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I quite fancy a coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lindsey Buckingham. Hot

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

"Piers Morgan... I'd ruin the sexy bastard "

How sick

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By *oxesMan
over a year ago

Southend, Essex

the female version of myself don't ask why.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Christina hendricks and Karen Gillan. 2 very sexy red heads.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hilda Ogden..

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