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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Once Nasreddin was invited to deliver a sermon. When he got on the pulpit, he asked, Do you know what I am going to say? The audience replied "no", so he announced, I have no desire to speak to people who don't even know what I will be talking about! and left.

The people felt embarrassed and called him back again the next day. This time, when he asked the same question, the people replied yes. So Nasreddin said, Well, since you already know what I am going to say, I won't waste any more of your time! and left.

Now the people were really perplexed.

They decided to try one more time and once again invited the Nasreddin to speak the following week. Once again he asked the same question – Do you know what I am going to say? Now the people were prepared and so half of them answered "yes" while the other half replied "no". So Nasreddin said Let the half who know what I am going to say, tell it to the half who don't, and left!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Wow, this forum is busy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pfft! He just wanted to collect his sermon fee with the minimum of effort! I know his game ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pfft! He just wanted to collect his sermon fee with the minimum of effort! I know his game ... "

Haha, this guy was a real genius. He got paid, I'm sure! Aesop and Nasreddin, both great sages...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pfft! He just wanted to collect his sermon fee with the minimum of effort! I know his game ... "

Imagine trying this at a meet...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pfft! He just wanted to collect his sermon fee with the minimum of effort! I know his game ...

Haha, this guy was a real genius. He got paid, I'm sure! Aesop and Nasreddin, both great sages... "

Theres that Sage that Onion worked with as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wow, this forum is busy! "

maybe stick it in the stories and fantasies section?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A friend pops round to Nasreddin's house and while having a cup of tea comments "That clock never tells the right time". Nasreddin gets up, leaves the room for a couple of minutes and returns wielding a hammer. He hits the clock and breaks it. 'Mullah!' his friend exclaimed. 'How on earth is that an improvement?' Nasreddin smiled and replied 'Of course it's an improvement, it's now right twice a day.'

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wow, this forum is busy!

maybe stick it in the stories and fantasies section? "

Good idea, thanks. Sorry, I'm new to the forums.

K.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A friend pops round to Nasreddin's house and while having a cup of tea comments "That clock never tells the right time". Nasreddin gets up, leaves the room for a couple of minutes and returns wielding a hammer. He hits the clock and breaks it. 'Mullah!' his friend exclaimed. 'How on earth is that an improvement?' Nasreddin smiled and replied 'Of course it's an improvement, it's now right twice a day.' "

Haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Could an admin please love this to the stories and fantasies forum? If not possible, please advise and I'll open a new thread there.

Thanks

K.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not the stories and fantasies type of thread. It's just some humorous philosophical stuff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's best placed in the lounge. Welcome to the forum OP ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man is poaching one day, with his dog, shooting pheasants. Unfortunately he shoots one pheasant and it falls into a lake. However the dog scampers to go and fetch the pheasant as usual. Off to the lake, scampers across the water and retrieves the pheasant. Amazed and incredulous that his dog. An walk on water, he invites his friend around to go poaching with them the following day. 'Watch this' he says excitedly. As a pheasant flew over the lake, he shoots it and it falls into the lake. The dog scampers across the lake, fetches the pheasant and plonks it at his friend's feet. Bubbling over with excitement the poacher asks 'Well? What do you think?' His friend replies 'Your dog can't swim!'

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's best placed in the lounge. Welcome to the forum OP ????"

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A schoolteacher used to take a short nap every afternoon.

When his pupils asked him why he did so, he said that he went to dreamland to meet ancient sages.

One extremely hot day some of the pupils fell asleep in the afternoon. When the school-teacher chided them, they said, "We went to meet the sages in dreamland."

"What did they say?" demanded the teacher.

"We asked them if a school- teacher came there every afternoon, but they said they had never seen such a person."

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