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He also sold me one of those Magic 8 Balls and told me it worked best with questions from Swingers. After pondering where to find some I gave up and thought I'd use it here.
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"Dear magic 8 ball -- will I have any sexy time soon?  "Not if you stay too shy  | |||
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"Does the woman of my dreams really exist  "I'm here, doofus  | |||
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"Should I skip work for a daytime meet?" Let me give it a shake Now the 8 Ball 'As I see it, yes' The 8 Ball has spoken | |||
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"Does the woman of my dreams really exist
I'm here, doofus "Yay get in | |||
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"Does the woman of my dreams really exist "It's taking its time with this one pp 'Outlook good' I'd take that. The 8 Ball has spoken  | |||
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"Dear magic 8 ball -- will I have any sexy time soon? "Fingers crossed for you. Giving a shake. 'Without a doubt' The 8 Ball has spoken | |||
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"Dear magic 8 ball -- will I have any sexy time soon?
Fingers crossed for you. Giving a shake.
'With out-a-doubt'
The 8 Ball has spoken "Oooooh is he a new Fabster? | |||
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"Dear magic 8 ball -- will I have any sexy time soon?
Fingers crossed for you. Giving a shake.
'With out-a-doubt'
The 8 Ball has spoken
Oooooh is he a new Fabster? "Oi | |||
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"Are my legs , ass & figure really that femimine. Or do people just lie when giving me compliments just to get into my knickers x x" Not sure it can deal with two questions so I'll ask the first. Here it comes, here it comes 'It is decidedly so' Congratulations on your feminine parts
The 8 Ball has spoken | |||
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"Dear magic 8 ball -- will I have any sexy time soon?
Fingers crossed for you. Giving a shake.
'With out-a-doubt'
The 8 Ball has spoken
Oooooh is he a new Fabster?
Oi "Blame the magic 8 ball!!  | |||
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"This is hilarious. Op, I think you need to calibrate it first with a test question, make sure it's ready for swingers questions. Magic 8 ball, would you like some tea or cake? "Pretty quick this one 'Reply hazy try again' | |||
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"This is hilarious. Op, I think you need to calibrate it first with a test question, make sure it's ready for swingers questions. Magic 8 ball, would you like some tea or cake?
Pretty quick this one
'Reply hazy try again'"I get this answer a lot in here. | |||
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"This is hilarious. Op, I think you need to calibrate it first with a test question, make sure it's ready for swingers questions. Magic 8 ball, would you like some tea or cake?
Pretty quick this one
'Reply hazy try again'
I get this answer a lot in here. "It's difficult to see clearly when the room is so steamy!!! | |||
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"Will I fall in love this year? *Hopeful*" 'Cannot predict now' Don't lose heart, I think the 8 Ball doesn't have enough information | |||
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"Magic 8 ball, whos the horniest of them all? "'Concentrate and ask again' The 8 Ball seems to be getting a bit ballsy | |||
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"Magical 8 ball, I am off tomorrow will I meet a sexy lady "'Signs point to yes' Fill yer boots Taff | |||
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-Sassypuss | |||
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"Does the woman of my dreams really exist "I've been here all along in Stealth mode  | |||
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"This is hilarious. Op, I think you need to calibrate it first with a test question, make sure it's ready for swingers questions. Magic 8 ball, would you like some tea or cake?
Pretty quick this one
'Reply hazy try again'
I get this answer a lot in here.
It's difficult to see clearly when the room is so steamy!!! "Whys the room steamy? I'm wondering what the Op is doing with his 8 ball | |||
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"Magical 8 ball, I am off tomorrow will I meet a sexy lady
'Signs point to yes'
Fill yer boots Taff "Yippie | |||
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"Hello magic 8 ball, what exactly are you?
-Sassypuss "'Cannot predict now' I think you've confused it | |||
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"This is hilarious. Op, I think you need to calibrate it first with a test question, make sure it's ready for swingers questions. Magic 8 ball, would you like some tea or cake?
Pretty quick this one
'Reply hazy try again'
I get this answer a lot in here.
It's difficult to see clearly when the room is so steamy!!!
Whys the room steamy? I'm wondering what the Op is doing with his 8 ball "No, you in here -- making it steamy | |||
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"This is hilarious. Op, I think you need to calibrate it first with a test question, make sure it's ready for swingers questions. Magic 8 ball, would you like some tea or cake? "Is that proper cake or cake?  | |||
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"When will I next meet and be overcome with lust and minge moisture?" Lol minge moisture x x | |||
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"When will I next meet and be overcome with lust and minge moisture?" 'Better not tell you now' Well it's not a negative answer | |||
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"This is hilarious. Op, I think you need to calibrate it first with a test question, make sure it's ready for swingers questions. Magic 8 ball, would you like some tea or cake?
Pretty quick this one
'Reply hazy try again'
I get this answer a lot in here.
It's difficult to see clearly when the room is so steamy!!!
Whys the room steamy? I'm wondering what the Op is doing with his 8 ball
No, you in here -- making it steamy "Did I leave the shower on again? | |||
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"This is hilarious. Op, I think you need to calibrate it first with a test question, make sure it's ready for swingers questions. Magic 8 ball, would you like some tea or cake?
Is that proper cake or cake? "The eight ball wouldn't have cared if it was for swingers. It must be broke. | |||
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"When will I next meet and be overcome with lust and minge moisture? 'Better not tell you now' Well it's not a negative answer "Oh dear. That means a good few weeks, possibly months now. | |||
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"Magic 8 ball. Am I going to get sex at the weekend? *please say yes*" 'You may rely on it' RIP the weekend victim, get your affairs in order now | |||
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"When will I next meet and be overcome with lust and minge moisture? 'Better not tell you now' Well it's not a negative answer
Oh dear. That means a good few weeks, possibly months now. "I wouldn't worry too much I think _eggysally's legs may have distracted it a bit | |||
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"Magic 8 ball. Am I going to get sex at the weekend? *please say yes* 'You may rely on it' RIP the weekend victim, get your affairs in order now"  | |||
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"I wouldn't worry too much I think _eggysally's legs may have distracted it a bit" True story. Magic 8 ball, how tall will the next person who I make orgasm be? | |||
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"Magic 8 ball. Am I going to get sex at the weekend? *please say yes* 'You may rely on it' RIP the weekend victim, get your affairs in order now" I should find a victim then, not sure how many will be willing now. | |||
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"Dear magic 8, will I ever be his 1st choice or always his back up plan?" 'Cannot predict now' It isn't ruled out at least | |||
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"Will I fall in love this year? *Hopeful* Oh hello "Head over heels or heels over your head? | |||
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"I wouldn't worry too much I think _eggysally's legs may have distracted it a bit True story. Magic 8 ball, how tall will the next person who I make orgasm be?" I've never seen it depart from the standard answers before. Looks like it's going freestyle - 5' 10" | |||
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"Will I fall in love this year? *Hopeful* Oh hello
Head over heels or heels over your head?"Either sound fun! | |||
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"I wouldn't worry too much I think _eggysally's legs may have distracted it a bit True story. Magic 8 ball, how tall will the next person who I make orgasm be? I've never seen it depart from the standard answers before. Looks like it's going freestyle - 5' 10"" Dammit | |||
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"Will I fall in love this year? *Hopeful* 'Cannot predict now' Don't lose heart, I think the 8 Ball doesn't have enough information" Awwwwk! lol | |||
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"I wouldn't worry too much I think _eggysally's legs may have distracted it a bit True story. Magic 8 ball, how tall will the next person who I make orgasm be? I've never seen it depart from the standard answers before. Looks like it's going freestyle - 5' 10" Dammit " | |||
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"I wouldn't worry too much I think _eggysally's legs may have distracted it a bit True story. Magic 8 ball, how tall will the next person who I make orgasm be? I've never seen it depart from the standard answers before. Looks like it's going freestyle - 5' 10" Dammit " You can make up the missing inches elsewhere with something you can buy, don't be too disheartened. | |||
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"I wouldn't worry too much I think _eggysally's legs may have distracted it a bit True story. Magic 8 ball, how tall will the next person who I make orgasm be? I've never seen it depart from the standard answers before. Looks like it's going freestyle - 5' 10" Dammit You can make up the missing inches elsewhere with something you can buy, don't be too disheartened. " Oh | |||
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"I wouldn't worry too much I think _eggysally's legs may have distracted it a bit True story. Magic 8 ball, how tall will the next person who I make orgasm be?" Bugger that's me out then  | |||
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"I wouldn't worry too much I think _eggysally's legs may have distracted it a bit True story. Magic 8 ball, how tall will the next person who I make orgasm be? Bugger that's me out then " | |||
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"I wouldn't worry too much I think _eggysally's legs may have distracted it a bit True story. Magic 8 ball, how tall will the next person who I make orgasm be? Bugger that's me out then "I've just chucked the small furry thing in the bath and now I have loads of them so I've no idea what the bloke was worried about. I'm sure the 8 Ball must get things wrong sometimes. Warm your bed up pp | |||
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"I wouldn't worry too much I think _eggysally's legs may have distracted it a bit True story. Magic 8 ball, how tall will the next person who I make orgasm be? Bugger that's me out then "Only cos you prefer em tall | |||
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"I wouldn't worry too much I think _eggysally's legs may have distracted it a bit True story. Magic 8 ball, how tall will the next person who I make orgasm be? Bugger that's me out then
I've just chucked the small furry thing in the bath and now I have loads of them so I've no idea what the bloke was worried about.
I'm sure the 8 Ball must get things wrong sometimes. Warm your bed up pp " | |||
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"Hello magic 8 ball, what exactly are you?
-Sassypuss
'Cannot predict now'
I think you've confused it " oh dear. | |||
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"Magic 8 ball, whos the horniest of them all?
'Concentrate and ask again'
The 8 Ball seems to be getting a bit ballsy"Whos the horniest of them all? | |||
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"When will I next meet and be overcome with lust and minge moisture?" | |||
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"Magic 8 ball, whos the horniest of them all?
'Concentrate and ask again'
The 8 Ball seems to be getting a bit ballsy
Whos the horniest of them all? "I think I've lost control of this thing now And the 8 Ball 'Some Spanish bird' | |||
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"Please help magic 8 ball I really fancy someone up north and I know she likes me but I down in the south will it work out. "'Signs point to yes' I'll buy a hat in preparation | |||
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"Hello magic 8 ball. Am I going to get some very naughty sexy time soon? " 'It is certain' Another RIP sent out to that victim
The 8 Ball has spoken | |||
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"Please help magic 8 ball I really fancy someone up north and I know she likes me but I down in the south will it work out.
'Signs point to yes'
I'll buy a hat in preparation" | |||
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"Hello magic 8 ball. Am I going to get some very naughty sexy time soon? 'It is certain' Another RIP sent out to that victim
The 8 Ball has spoken"Thank you 8 ball, I hope he's ready for me. | |||
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"Dear Magic 8Ball. I'm home alone today. Should I be naughty or should I be a good girl and do my chores? "It only answers the first question so it's ignored everything from 'or' 'Without a doubt' Naughty it is! | |||
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