FabSwingers.com forum: Grammar that made you laugh

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

When reading someone's profile, what grammar (intentional or unintentional) made you laugh?

Ours was, "Mature ladies can jump to the front of the cue".

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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someone messaged me on another site saying something about meeting me before "you're trash"

...i was highly offended and blocked him, then realised he was relating to something in my profile about messages being sent to trash (if within certain age ranges) and he should've used "your trash".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let me lick you with my tounge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When reading someone's profile, what grammar (intentional or unintentional) made you laugh?

Ours was, "Mature ladies can jump to the front of the cue"."

Probably intentional

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I probably shouldn't but I do make a decision on someone if they don't know their your from their you're and their their from their there, still with me ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I quite often receive messages from guys who've completely misspelled the word bisexual on their profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just read a reply on another thread where the couple meet at cubs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just read a reply on another thread where the couple meet at cubs!

Predictive text has a lot to answer for

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By *VBethTV/TS
over a year ago

Chester

"I quite often receive messages from guys who've completely misspelled the word bisexual on their profile

I thought it was just me who got those. I've seen loads of people spell it "straight" and even a few who use "str8".

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Not here but one that tickles me.

A teacher I know received a letter from a parent complaining that her daughter had been made to do p.e. in "bear feet"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I probably shouldn't but I do make a decision on someone if they don't know their your from their you're and their their from their there, still with me ???

Blimey, they always mix those up. It's cringe worthy.

To he honest, it can take quite a while to decipher some messages because the poor grammar does our heads in.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

As long as we can understand what's written we're not too bothered. I always think you need to be spot on with your own grammar and spelling before you criticise other peoples.

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By *eadySteadyCockCouple
over a year ago

Tredegar

My grammar isn't the best, a friend has a degree in english literature and his spelling is worse than mine.

I don't think I would would criticise someone or look at them any differently if their grammar or spelling was poor though, I think that may say more about the critic.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"My grammar isn't the best, a friend has a degree in english literature and his spelling is worse than mine.

I don't think I would would criticise someone or look at them any differently if their grammar or spelling was poor though, I think that may say more about the critic. "

I'm rubbish at apostrophes, colons and semi-colons and hyphens and have often been criticised for my sentence construction.

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"Just read a reply on another thread where the couple meet at cubs!

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My memories of cubs isn't "that" exciting.

Cal

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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

My Grammar is diabolical, my ability to spell well that is what it is, am I stupid no it's just not my strongest point. Am always happy of some help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just read a reply on another thread where the couple meet at cubs!

Predictive text has a lot to answer for

Yes but surely you check before sending?Maybe I'm one of the few who check before sending.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've always been pretty good with spelling but some punctuation confuses me. I wouldn't know when to use or not use colons and semi-colons

The improper use of 'There', 'Their' and 'They're' gets to me though

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I've always been pretty good with spelling but some punctuation confuses me. I wouldn't know when to use or not use colons and semi-colons

The improper use of 'There', 'Their' and 'They're' gets to me though

Same. Except I get a bit itchy about could, should and would of.

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By *eadySteadyCockCouple
over a year ago

Tredegar

"My grammar isn't the best, a friend has a degree in english literature and his spelling is worse than mine.

I don't think I would would criticise someone or look at them any differently if their grammar or spelling was poor though, I think that may say more about the critic.

I'm rubbish at apostrophes, colons and semi-colons and hyphens and have often been criticised for my sentence construction.

tell me about it! I'm the worstest!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"My grammar isn't the best, a friend has a degree in english literature and his spelling is worse than mine.

I don't think I would would criticise someone or look at them any differently if their grammar or spelling was poor though, I think that may say more about the critic.

I'm rubbish at apostrophes, colons and semi-colons and hyphens and have often been criticised for my sentence construction.

tell me about it! I'm the worstest!"

I think I'm more worserer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let me lick you with my tounge

Lol - as opposed to licking you with their cock!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let me lick you with my tounge

Lol - as opposed to licking you with their cock!! "

The correct spelling is tongue! Perhaps you didn't realise.

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By *arvin35Man
over a year ago

penrith

Could of instead of could have or is that just pedantic?

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

"My grammar isn't the best, a friend has a degree in english literature and his spelling is worse than mine.

I don't think I would would criticise someone or look at them any differently if their grammar or spelling was poor though, I think that may say more about the critic.

I'm rubbish at apostrophes, colons and semi-colons and hyphens and have often been criticised for my sentence construction.

I believe enemahs can effect your'e colon.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"My grammar isn't the best, a friend has a degree in english literature and his spelling is worse than mine.

I don't think I would would criticise someone or look at them any differently if their grammar or spelling was poor though, I think that may say more about the critic.

I'm rubbish at apostrophes, colons and semi-colons and hyphens and have often been criticised for my sentence construction.

I believe enemahs can effect your'e colon."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could of instead of could have or is that just pedantic?

No, not at all. Would of isnt a proper phrase. That said most are not aware .. so continue to use it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm rubbish at spelling and grammar. If people make a disision on me because of that them in my book that makes them pretty vacuous.

PTU XXX

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

"My grammar isn't the best, a friend has a degree in english literature and his spelling is worse than mine.

I don't think I would would criticise someone or look at them any differently if their grammar or spelling was poor though, I think that may say more about the critic.

I'm rubbish at apostrophes, colons and semi-colons and hyphens and have often been criticised for my sentence construction.

Not a lot wrong with your construction Mrs.

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

On the Catherine Tate show, the Nan was always funny.

That grammar always made me laugh

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"My grammar isn't the best, a friend has a degree in english literature and his spelling is worse than mine.

I don't think I would would criticise someone or look at them any differently if their grammar or spelling was poor though, I think that may say more about the critic.

I'm rubbish at apostrophes, colons and semi-colons and hyphens and have often been criticised for my sentence construction.

Not a lot wrong with your construction Mrs.

oo you silver tongued devil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a bit of a sapiophile, so I always appreciate well-written and creative messages. Bad spelling and awful grammar can both put me off someone.

I used to work as an Editor so think I'm a bit overly critical at times!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I chuckle when I see people blame predictive text for bad spelling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can look past bad spelling and grammatical errors.

What I can't get past it text, mainly because I have to read it about three times before I understand it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just think people should proof read their own profile first before commenting on the way others are written..

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By *ornybugger999Man
over a year ago

skipton

People who don't know the difference between discreet and discrete!

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

In the wider context of a message from a friend today he used the phrase 'all about my cock and tits and pussy'. Which prompted me to write back and say that although I'd never noticed he possessed all of these attributes before, I was looking forward to a good grope of his tits next time I saw him

For the sake of a comma ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im guilty of a wee typo at times. My phone seems to think it knows better than me and swaps out some words.

Nothing sexier than telling someone you want to "duck" them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I chuckle when I see people blame predictive text for bad spelling

But if you have no idea how-to spell the word in the first place predictive text is useless. I often have to completely re word a sentence round a word I can't spell.

PTU xxx

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By *3xymamaWoman
over a year ago

Uptown Top Ranking

"My grammar isn't the best, a friend has a degree in english literature and his spelling is worse than mine.

I don't think I would would criticise someone or look at them any differently if their grammar or spelling was poor though, I think that may say more about the critic.

I'm rubbish at apostrophes, colons and semi-colons and hyphens and have often been criticised for my sentence construction.

I believe enemahs can effect your'e colon."

It's enemas that affect your colon

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