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"I didn't do the late late nocturnal thread last night, I fell asleep." Sleep is healthy. Forgiven | |||
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"I didn't do the late late nocturnal thread last night, I fell ass deep in love with Estella." Awww Jim.  | |||
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"I'm experiencing quite a drop after a wonderful time on Friday. I'm needing a slap as opposed to forgiveness probably. " *slaaaaaaaaaaap* | |||
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on Monday i turn down a offer of sex
on Tuesday i spent a large part of the day being a very sadistic sod teasing Saturdays met making her squirm in her knickers this was very bad as she is not allowed to lady wank with out asking
on Wednesday i was very bad a had a beer which is a brake of my diet rules
on Thursday i once again teased Saturdays meet leaving her squirming in her knickers with no reset in sight
on Friday I received a lot of very naughty pictures from three different women
Saturday i was a good boy no sexual teasing or activity .
today I've already been a naughty boy in the forums using the forum to tease a 20 something
i think I'm beyond absolution Lisa so can i have a fire proof suit please for my stay in hell . | |||
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"I'm experiencing quite a drop after a wonderful time on Friday. I'm needing a slap as opposed to forgiveness probably. *slaaaaaaaaaaap* "Thanks! X | |||
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"I'm experiencing quite a drop after a wonderful time on Friday. I'm needing a slap as opposed to forgiveness probably. *slaaaaaaaaaaap*
Thanks! X" | |||
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"My head hurts "It's probably what you did to make your head hurt is the sin  | |||
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"I didn't do the late late nocturnal thread last night, I fell asleep." Fi_ed | |||
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"I didn't do the late late nocturnal thread last night, I fell asleep." Sleep is healthy. Forgiven | |||
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"Forgive me my over peeking at lots of delicious pictures this week "Art appreciation is never a sin. Forgiven | |||
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"Lisa, I've been giving this guy the come on, flirting outrageously and so on. He's fallen for me and I don't know how to break it to him...I'm just a prick tease. What do I do? " Shameless. Not forgive. | |||
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"I think I really like this woman on here, we even arranged to meet once, so assume she likes me too, but the meet never happened. Now she doesn't reply to my messages, and I don't want to bug her if she is not interested anymore. What should I do?" This thread is for confessing your sins. I am not an agony aunt. But persevere...she may have a lot going on in her life away from here. Forgiven | |||
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"Lisa, I've been giving this guy the come on, flirting outrageously and so on. He's fallen for me and I don't know how to break it to him...I'm just a prick tease. What do I do? Shameless. Not forgive. "Bugger. | |||
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"I keep sending filthy messages to someone suggesting they get their face between my legs and making them aroused at work "You wicked woman. You need to be punished by sitting under my desk for a while. Not forgiven | |||
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"Forgive me Lisa for I have sinned I took another man's wife last night and boy did she enjoy it "Sharing is caring. Forgiven | |||
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"I'm experiencing quite a drop after a wonderful time on Friday. I'm needing a slap as opposed to forgiveness probably. " Forgiven | |||
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"I keep sending filthy messages to someone suggesting they get their face between my legs and making them aroused at work
You wicked woman. You need to be punished by sitting under my desk for a while. Not forgiven "So I should continue with my assault? | |||
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"My head hurts "Self-inflicted. Your excited child on Mothering Sunday will be your punishment. Not forgiven | |||
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"I had an excellent time being topped by a sadistic lady Friday night and I have photos which I have sha_ed in messages but they have made people recoiled in horror. "Intriguing  | |||
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"I've been very naughty after two years of not topping anyone new I topped a new sexy fern last Saturday
on Monday i turn down a offer of sex
on Tuesday i spent a large part of the day being a very sadistic sod teasing Saturdays met making her squirm in her knickers this was very bad as she is not allowed to lady wank with out asking
on Wednesday i was very bad a had a beer which is a brake of my diet rules
on Thursday i once again teased Saturdays meet leaving her squirming in her knickers with no reset in sight
on Friday I received a lot of very naughty pictures from three different women
Saturday i was a good boy no sexual teasing or activity .
today I've already been a naughty boy in the forums using the forum to tease a 20 something
i think I'm beyond absolution Lisa so can i have a fire proof suit please for my stay in hell . "Shocking behaviour. No fireproof suit is going to save you. Not forgiven | |||
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"Forgive us for we have really sinned. We met a fantastic and gorgeous couple last night for a social and didn't take it further " Lazy. Not forgiven | |||
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"No confession But i need that hours sleep back asap" Greed is bad. .,npt forgiven | |||
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"I may have had some impure thoughts over Estellas new pics, and Lady Licks new pics, and Raspberry Smoothies new pics, and Well you get the idea "Art appreciation...forgiven | |||
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"Lisa, I've been giving this guy the come on, flirting outrageously and so on. He's fallen for me and I don't know how to break it to him...I'm just a prick tease. What do I do? Shameless. Not forgive.
Bugger. "Yeah alright, turn over wench | |||
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"Forgive me Lisa for I have sinned I took another man's wife last night and boy did she enjoy it
Sharing is caring. Forgiven "I totally agree | |||
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"I'm sat on a bench in my running gear and men are perving at me....I like it. **Pushes boobs out further "dont forget to pull the Lycra up a little higher | |||
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"Lisa, I've been giving this guy the come on, flirting outrageously and so on. He's fallen for me and I don't know how to break it to him...I'm just a prick tease. What do I do? Shameless. Not forgive.
Bugger.
Yeah alright, turn over wench "Ooooh missus | |||
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"I'm sat on a bench in my running gear and men are perving at me....I like it. **Pushes boobs out further dont forget to pull the Lycra up a little higher "Flash my hoof? | |||
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"I'm sat on a bench in my running gear and men are perving at me....I like it. **Pushes boobs out further dont forget to pull the Lycra up a little higher
Flash my hoof? "Don't scare them away | |||
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"I'm sat on a bench in my running gear and men are perving at me....I like it. **Pushes boobs out further dont forget to pull the Lycra up a little higher
Flash my hoof?
Don't scare them away "Neigh | |||
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"I'm sat on a bench in my running gear and men are perving at me....I like it. **Pushes boobs out further dont forget to pull the Lycra up a little higher
Flash my hoof?
Don't scare them away
Neigh"I think camels do more of a Honk. | |||
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"I'm sat on a bench in my running gear and men are perving at me....I like it. **Pushes boobs out further "I'm pervin'. | |||
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"I had an excellent time being topped by a sadistic lady Friday night and I have photos which I have sha_ed in messages but they have made people recoiled in horror. "Art is subjective. Forgiven | |||
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"My confession is, today is my wedding anniversary and I want to be anywhere else than stuck at home with the husband and kids! " Totally forgiven | |||
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"Forgive me sister Lisa for I have sinned. I've had impure thoughts about a religious woman who's hearing confession. "My cane awaits you. Not forgiven | |||
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"Waits for the uploaded pic of the hit lady in Lycra " | |||
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"I have been a naughty football chav this week I have been over in Germany singing and drinking no time for shagging "There is no sin in national pride. Forgiven | |||
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"Forgive me sister Lisa for I have sinned. I've had impure thoughts about a religious woman who's hearing confession.
My cane awaits you. Not forgiven "That's even better | |||
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"Sister Lisa, this week I have mostly been a stroppy git, will make an effort to find a better mood for next week." Forgiven | |||
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"On Thursday I went 37mph on a 30 road " Wreckless driving. Not forgiven | |||
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"Save the forgiveness for someone that wants forgiving ....I've been bad as I like it .... "Oh dear...there is no hope for you. Not forgiven | |||
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"Save the forgiveness for someone that wants forgiving ....I've been bad as I like it ....
Oh dear...there is no hope for you. Not forgiven "Why forgive for what I will do again | |||
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Thing is, I'm a bit sweaty and I don't really think they would enjoy it...but I'll say yes and tease them anyway | |||
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"Sister I confess that I have not partaken in any sinful behaviour in recent past and will seek to rectify my innocent ways over the coming week. I apologise for letting the team down "Slacker. See me in my office for extra work. Not forgiven | |||
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"I'm sat on a bench in my running gear and men are perving at me....I like it. **Pushes boobs out further "Exercise is healthy. Forgiven | |||
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"Men keep asking to peel my lycra off
Thing is, I'm a bit sweaty and I don't really think they would enjoy it...but I'll say yes and tease them anyway "Bad girl | |||
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"I'm still horny." You need help. Not forgiven | |||
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"Can I be forgiven for being useless at making contact and no replies because I'm horny fuck today like most days in fact hehe "Improve your messages and profile. Nobody likes a whinger. Not forgiven | |||
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"I've taken some cock shots but not sure if I should show them as I'm shy." Show them immediately | |||
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"Forgive me sister Lisa for I have sinned. I've had impure thoughts about a religious woman who's hearing confession.
My cane awaits you. Not forgiven
That's even better "Report to my office, you wicked people | |||
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"Save the forgiveness for someone that wants forgiving ....I've been bad as I like it ....
Oh dear...there is no hope for you. Not forgiven
Why forgive for what I will do again "Begone, you evil creature | |||
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"I've taken some cock shots but not sure if I should show them as I'm shy." Since I am so good, you can show me | |||
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"Save the forgiveness for someone that wants forgiving ....I've been bad as I like it ....
Oh dear...there is no hope for you. Not forgiven
Why forgive for what I will do again
Begone, you evil creature "You know you'll succumb to the darkest of sides in time ... | |||
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"I had phone sex with a woman whilst she drove to work knowing that she couldn't get off as much as I could and loving the fact she went into work full of sexual tension she couldn't work out until later in life the day." Then you owe her an orgasm. Not forgiven | |||
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"Can i be forgiven for not seeing my mum today because i have rehearsals instead?" Only if you telephone her, and tell her you love her | |||
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"Can i be forgiven for not seeing my mum today because i have rehearsals instead? Only if you telephone her, and tell her you love her "Suppose thats enough for _edemption | |||
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"Sister I confess that I have not partaken in any sinful behaviour in recent past and will seek to rectify my innocent ways over the coming week. I apologise for letting the team down
Slacker. See me in my office for extra work. Not forgiven "I'll report for duty promptly sister | |||
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"Save the forgiveness for someone that wants forgiving ....I've been bad as I like it ....
Oh dear...there is no hope for you. Not forgiven
Why forgive for what I will do again
Begone, you evil creature
You know you'll succumb to the darkest of sides in time ... "I feel quite sure I will resist | |||
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"Save the forgiveness for someone that wants forgiving ....I've been bad as I like it ....
Oh dear...there is no hope for you. Not forgiven
Why forgive for what I will do again
Begone, you evil creature
You know you'll succumb to the darkest of sides in time ...
I feel quite sure I will resist " | |||
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"Sister I confess to having some very naughty thoughts of a very sexy forumite and all I'm going to do to him when I get hold of him. "Not forgiven. Put those thoughts into action, you lazy woman | |||
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"Sister I confess that I have not partaken in any sinful behaviour in recent past and will seek to rectify my innocent ways over the coming week. I apologise for letting the team down
Slacker. See me in my office for extra work. Not forgiven
I'll report for duty promptly sister "Good boy | |||
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"Lisa, I've been giving this guy the come on, flirting outrageously and so on. He's fallen for me and I don't know how to break it to him...I'm just a prick tease. What do I do? " For that you deserve a spanking, naughty girl | |||
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"My confession is, today is my wedding anniversary and I want to be anywhere else than stuck at home with the husband and kids! Totally forgiven "Thank you | |||
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"I had phone sex with a woman whilst she drove to work knowing that she couldn't get off as much as I could and loving the fact she went into work full of sexual tension she couldn't work out until later in life the day. Then you owe her an orgasm. Not forgiven "I think I owe her more than one orgasm | |||
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"Sister I confess to having some very naughty thoughts of a very sexy forumite and all I'm going to do to him when I get hold of him.
Not forgiven. Put those thoughts into action, you lazy woman "I've got plans too. Think I'm going to burst into flames with all the flirting we're doing. | |||
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"I had phone sex with a woman whilst she drove to work knowing that she couldn't get off as much as I could and loving the fact she went into work full of sexual tension she couldn't work out until later in life the day. Then you owe her an orgasm. Not forgiven
I think I owe her more than one orgasm"Best get on with it. Nobody likes a slacker | |||
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"Sister I confess to having some very naughty thoughts of a very sexy forumite and all I'm going to do to him when I get hold of him.
Not forgiven. Put those thoughts into action, you lazy woman
I've got plans too. Think I'm going to burst into flames with all the flirting we're doing. "Then have a meet. Not forgiven | |||
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"Scarlett went to bed early last night as she was poorly. I had my first bi kik chat with a guy and enjoyed it "Brodening ones' horizons is never a sin. Forgiven | |||
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"Hey Lisa. Happy Sunday! Please forgive me, lately I promised to be constantly easy going with the website, but I found myself ranting on Thursday. It was Thursday and I was in a bad mood, Thats forgivable isn't it? "Thursday is rant day. Forgiven | |||
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"Hey Lisa. Happy Sunday! Please forgive me, lately I promised to be constantly easy going with the website, but I found myself ranting on Thursday. It was Thursday and I was in a bad mood, Thats forgivable isn't it?
Thursday is rant day. Forgiven "Phew. Thanks. .
It should be Monday rant day, but I'll leave that till Thursday. | |||
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"I had phone sex with a woman whilst she drove to work knowing that she couldn't get off as much as I could and loving the fact she went into work full of sexual tension she couldn't work out until later in life the day. Then you owe her an orgasm. Not forgiven
I think I owe her more than one orgasm
Best get on with it. Nobody likes a slacker "Ouch! It will be worth the wait, and I think she thinks that too | |||
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As usual I've been having very impure thoughts about my friends.
This next one is a big one and it's been causing me a moral crisis since I found out!
I'm seeing a guy who originally told me he was single and then I found out that he's (unhappily) engaged and cheating on his fiancé.
Everything in my mind told me not to see him again and then I saw him for a chat so he could explain himself and I just caved, I couldn't keep my hands off him
I need sister LisaB's judgement on whether it's forgivable or not! | |||
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"Morning! I just missed last week's confessional, so I have lots to confess
As usual I've been having very impure thoughts about my friends.
This next one is a big one and it's been causing me a moral crisis since I found out!
I'm seeing a guy who originally told me he was single and then I found out that he's (unhappily) engaged and cheating on his fiancé.
Everything in my mind told me not to see him again and then I saw him for a chat so he could explain himself and I just caved, I couldn't keep my hands off him
I need sister LisaB's judgement on whether it's forgivable or not!"
After reading that, I suspect Sister Lisa had gone for confession... with some valium and gin.
You have indeed presented a moral maze. You have been sent to test Sister Lisa's conviction.
For this you are forgiven.
As for the original question, go and research St Paul. I heard he was a bad ass dude before he saw the light. Maybe you'll find guidance there, my child.
Just don't pester me with that shit...I ain't got answers for that luv... Lol
Sister Sue
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