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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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It's 23:05 and he isn't here.

Jiiiiimmmmm oh erect jiiimmm

Where art thou?

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By *ranimallxl5Man
over a year ago

Winchester

Who

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

Que?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Visiting his Mum?

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Que?"

You'll do

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Visiting his Mum?"

Or has he been sent down the arcade with a bag of 2ps again?

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford


"Que?

You'll do "

Gracias, seniorita

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ate him

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Que?

You'll do

Gracias, seniorita "

Most welcome.

Are you also erect?

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"I ate him "

All of him? Is that why your eyes are a bit red? Did he make you gag

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

by the seaside


"I ate him "

With fava beans and a nice Chianti?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

homo erectus

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"homo erectus "

Fapping?

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford


"Que?

You'll do

Gracias, seniorita

Most welcome.

Are you also erect? "

No, I'm sitting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I ate him

All of him? Is that why your eyes are a bit red? Did he make you gag "

It was just so erect, but I persevered.

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Que?

You'll do

Gracias, seniorita

Most welcome.

Are you also erect?

No, I'm sitting. "

I expected this response

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"I ate him

All of him? Is that why your eyes are a bit red? Did he make you gag

It was just so erect, but I persevered."

Deep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I ate him

With fava beans and a nice Chianti? "

It puts the lotion on it's skin, or else it gets the hose again.

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford


"Que?

You'll do

Gracias, seniorita

Most welcome.

Are you also erect?

No, I'm sitting.

I expected this response "

I must be becoming predictable in my old age. Bugger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would a Speckled one make do ??

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

by the seaside


"I ate him

With fava beans and a nice Chianti?

It puts the lotion on it's skin, or else it gets the hose again."

Put the lotion in the basket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is brilliant

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Que?

You'll do

Gracias, seniorita

Most welcome.

Are you also erect?

No, I'm sitting.

I expected this response

I must be becoming predictable in my old age. Bugger. "

Only on this occasion I am sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I ate him

With fava beans and a nice Chianti?

It puts the lotion on it's skin, or else it gets the hose again.

Put the lotion in the basket "

Filth

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"I ate him

With fava beans and a nice Chianti?

It puts the lotion on it's skin, or else it gets the hose again.

Put the lotion in the basket "

Put the fucking lotion in the basket!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would a Speckled one make do ??"

Oooooh hello!!

I'm hungry again!

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Would a Speckled one make do ??

Oooooh hello!!

I'm hungry again! "

Share this one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would a Speckled one make do ??

Oooooh hello!!

I'm hungry again!

Share this one? "

Ooops. I've already finished him off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would a Speckled one make do ??

Oooooh hello!!

I'm hungry again!

Share this one?

Ooops. I've already finished him off."

There's plenty to go around and I offer second sittings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would a Speckled one make do ??

Oooooh hello!!

I'm hungry again!

Share this one?

Ooops. I've already finished him off.

There's plenty to go around and I like face sittings"

FTFY

Goody!

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Would a Speckled one make do ??

Oooooh hello!!

I'm hungry again!

Share this one?

Ooops. I've already finished him off.

There's plenty to go around and I like face sittings

FTFY

Goody!"

Lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would a Speckled one make do ??

Oooooh hello!!

I'm hungry again!

Share this one?

Ooops. I've already finished him off.

There's plenty to go around and I like face sittings

FTFY

Goody!"

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Would a Speckled one make do ??

Oooooh hello!!

I'm hungry again!

Share this one?

Ooops. I've already finished him off.

There's plenty to go around and I offer second sittings"

Gosh, what pointy nipples you have. They look perfect for tweaking.

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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5 fabs girls sat on a speckled jim making the most delightful noise

One came far too quick and fell off of his dick then there were 4 fabs girls yum yum

4 fabs girls.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is he fixing it?

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Jim is probably having a well earned rest.

He's become exhausted dealing with Estella and the other ladies on here each night!

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Jim is probably having a well earned rest.

He's become exhausted dealing with Estella and the other ladies on here each night! "

Well, he could have warned us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jim is probably having a well earned rest.

He's become exhausted dealing with Estella and the other ladies on here each night! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why Jim??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why Jim??

"

Sacrilege

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why Jim??

"

He's the captain

And oh so erect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jim's good then

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Why Jim??

"

You obviously aren't on here often; Jim usually heats up The Late Late Nocturnal Thread each weekday evening.

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Why Jim??

"

The fresh meat is unaware of the nocturnal legend that is Jim.

He is hard standing member of the community

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why Jim??

You obviously aren't on here often; Jim usually heats up The Late Late Nocturnal Thread each weekday evening."

No I'm pretty new sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why Jim??

You obviously aren't on here often; Jim usually heats up The Late Late Nocturnal Thread each weekday evening."

He does indeed *heat* it up

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Why Jim??

You obviously aren't on here often; Jim usually heats up The Late Late Nocturnal Thread each weekday evening."

"heads up"

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Why Jim??

You obviously aren't on here often; Jim usually heats up The Late Late Nocturnal Thread each weekday evening."

He leaves us on Sunday, maybe to wash away his sins

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Why Jim??

You obviously aren't on here often; Jim usually heats up The Late Late Nocturnal Thread each weekday evening.

He does indeed *heat* it up "

Yeah, only because you're around!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perhaps he is retiming all his clocks for BST.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tied to my bed

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Jim is on a secret mission

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where's m1cks?

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By *onny MCMan
over a year ago

Crawley

So how long before you girls work your way through all the Jims and start looking for Jons?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not that secret

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"Not that secret "

Fancy a cocktail?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Where's m1cks? "

Good question! One that I don't know the answer to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where's m1cks?

Good question! One that I don't know the answer to."

But one that had to be asked

I'm missing his weird humour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where's m1cks?

Good question! One that I don't know the answer to.

But one that had to be asked

I'm missing his weird humour "

He's online so possibly not posting for a good reason

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where's m1cks? "

I ate him

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

I hope you return soon, Jim.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Where's m1cks?

Good question! One that I don't know the answer to.

But one that had to be asked

I'm missing his weird humour "

I can't honestly understand half of what he say's,but I find him a tad entertaining.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tied to my bed "

Very lucky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where's m1cks?

I ate him"

Don't fecking start that again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any one found Jim yet?? Like trying to find wholly ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where's m1cks?

Good question! One that I don't know the answer to.

But one that had to be asked

I'm missing his weird humour

He's online so possibly not posting for a good reason"

Ah I think I've got yah

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

Changing the clock.. it could take an hour xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How dare Jim have an actual life. Pfffffftt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello!"

He lives!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello!

He lives!!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello!"

You must piss yourself laughing at these threads.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello!

You must piss yourself laughing at these threads. "

I did smile reading this thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finally. Good morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Finally. Good morning "

Ohno, it's morning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Finally. Good morning

Ohno, it's morning. "

It's early early morning or is it late morning :

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a nice evening, Jim?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Finally. Good morning

Ohno, it's morning.

It's early early morning or is it late morning : "

It's early in the morning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Finally. Good morning

Ohno, it's morning.

It's early early morning or is it late morning :

It's early in the morning."

Goodnight Jim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had a nice evening, Jim?"

It was okay. I watched The Walking Dead, then fell asleep. How was your Saturday?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Finally. Good morning

Ohno, it's morning.

It's early early morning or is it late morning :

It's early in the morning.

Goodnight Jim "

Goodnightgoodmorning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had a nice evening, Jim?

It was okay. I watched The Walking Dead, then fell asleep. How was your Saturday?"

You're like Negan. Phwoooaaarrr.

I am erectjim. We are all erectjim. Hot.

I've been watching some daffodils open. And taking photos. I appreciate how boring that sounds. I hang my head in non-rock n roll shame.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had a nice evening, Jim?

It was okay. I watched The Walking Dead, then fell asleep. How was your Saturday?

You're like Negan. Phwoooaaarrr.

I am erectjim. We are all erectjim. Hot.

I've been watching some daffodils open. And taking photos. I appreciate how boring that sounds. I hang my head in non-rock n roll shame. "

I'm not sure everyone should be erectjim. That's not boring, it's arty. I like arty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had a nice evening, Jim?

It was okay. I watched The Walking Dead, then fell asleep. How was your Saturday?

You're like Negan. Phwoooaaarrr.

I am erectjim. We are all erectjim. Hot.

I've been watching some daffodils open. And taking photos. I appreciate how boring that sounds. I hang my head in non-rock n roll shame.

I'm not sure everyone could be erectjim. That's not boring, it's arty. I like arty."

FTFY

True dat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had a nice evening, Jim?

It was okay. I watched The Walking Dead, then fell asleep. How was your Saturday?

You're like Negan. Phwoooaaarrr.

I am erectjim. We are all erectjim. Hot.

I've been watching some daffodils open. And taking photos. I appreciate how boring that sounds. I hang my head in non-rock n roll shame.

I'm not sure everyone could be erectjim. That's not boring, it's arty. I like arty.

FTFY

True dat."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*to the tune of living next door to alice*

Jim, Jim, who the fuck is him?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*to the tune of living next door to alice*

Jim, Jim, who the fuck is him? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Him?!?!?!?

Can't believe I fell victim to auto correct

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Him?!?!?!?

Can't believe I fell victim to auto correct "

It kinda worked anyway!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Him?!?!?!?

Can't believe I fell victim to auto correct

It kinda worked anyway!!

"

It stands up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Him?!?!?!?

Can't believe I fell victim to auto correct

It kinda worked anyway!!

It stands up."

You don't say!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Him?!?!?!?

Can't believe I fell victim to auto correct

It kinda worked anyway!!

It stands up."

Who're you?

Him?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Him?!?!?!?

Can't believe I fell victim to auto correct

It kinda worked anyway!!

It stands up.

Who're you?

Him? "

That was him indeed.

And just like that he's gone again.

Ahhh Jim.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm back, again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Him?!?!?!?

Can't believe I fell victim to auto correct

It kinda worked anyway!!

It stands up.

Who're you?

Him? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm back, again."

You're making nauseous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm back, again.

You're making me make noises. "

It's what I do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Humble brag removed by poster at 26/03/17 05:38:14]"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee and oooooooffffffftttt.

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