FabSwingers.com forum: The perfect voice for...?

By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Last week one of the forum folk said that my voice would be perfect for a sex phone line and my name should be The Governess.

What sort of sex phone line name would fit your voice?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope - I often have to record web sessions and I need to listen to them to make sure the audio worked.

30 seconds and I'm switching off. Hate my voice so wouldn't want to inflict it on others - especially if they are paying!

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By *op gooserMan
over a year ago

chester

Frank sidebottom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be The Head Girl, bratty dirty little madam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BlueEyedGirl reckons I have a JazzFM jazzzzzzzz voice.

I dread to think what band that would get me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"BlueEyedGirl reckons I have a JazzFM jazzzzzzzz voice.

I dread to think what band that would get me.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Nope - I often have to record web sessions and I need to listen to them to make sure the audio worked.

30 seconds and I'm switching off. Hate my voice so wouldn't want to inflict it on others - especially if they are paying!"

So would you be called 'Switch Off'?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tart wiv an 'eart with an Angie Watts voice.

Or Mrs Potts from Beauty and the Beast.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope - I often have to record web sessions and I need to listen to them to make sure the audio worked.

30 seconds and I'm switching off. Hate my voice so wouldn't want to inflict it on others - especially if they are paying!

So would you be called 'Switch Off'?

Definitely

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"BlueEyedGirl reckons I have a JazzFM jazzzzzzzz voice.

I dread to think what band that would get me.

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Nina?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Frank sidebottom"

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'd be The Head Girl, bratty dirty little madam

Sniggers at 'Head' Girl.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"BlueEyedGirl reckons I have a JazzFM jazzzzzzzz voice.

I dread to think what band that would get me.

Name*

Nina?"

More like El Niño

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Tart wiv an 'eart with an Angie Watts voice.

Or Mrs Potts from Beauty and the Beast. "

Which would you prefer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bond.....Jamesh Bond

With being over the phone though you'll jusht need to imagine the raished eyebrow

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Bond.....Jamesh Bond

With being over the phone though you'll jusht need to imagine the raished eyebrow

I've assumed you're suggesting a Connery Bond, rather than Moore or any of the others?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm usually asked if I'm foreign or posh.

I'm both. And Lioness is my nickname. It suits me perfectly.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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My phone voice is quite posh...until I get comfortable and then it is something else.

I don't think I would be suitable for much really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bond.....Jamesh Bond

With being over the phone though you'll jusht need to imagine the raished eyebrow

I've assumed you're suggesting a Connery Bond, rather than Moore or any of the others?

Why of coursh you're quite right in your asshumption Missh Licketyshplitsh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Frank sidebottom"

unlucky

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I don't know. Is there a niche for Nanny from Count Duckula or Pam Ayres phone sex?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't know. Is there a niche for Nanny from Count Duckula or Pam Ayres phone sex? "

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Or the Caramel bunny?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been told my phone voice can be quite sexy but having heard myself on video playback (for a previous job) I beg to differ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If anyone has a Barry White fetish, I'm yer gal... Walrus of Fap?!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Kinky Minx I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tart wiv an 'eart with an Angie Watts voice.

Or Mrs Potts from Beauty and the Beast.

Which would you prefer?

Mrs Potts. If they had a Disney fetish I could sing them Disney songs.

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Ledbury

Countryfile?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I've been told my phone voice can be quite sexy but having heard myself on video playback (for a previous job) I beg to differ

Your own voice always sounds weird when you hear it back. It's what it sounds like to others that you need to understand.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'm usually asked if I'm foreign or posh.

I'm both. And Lioness is my nickname. It suits me perfectly.

Hear you roar!

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"My phone voice is quite posh...until I get comfortable and then it is something else.

I don't think I would be suitable for much really

Something Else is quite a good name.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I don't know. Is there a niche for Nanny from Count Duckula or Pam Ayres phone sex? "

You could probably charge a premium for either of those.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Or the Caramel bunny? "

Charge triple for that.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"If anyone has a Barry White fetish, I'm yer gal... Walrus of Fap?!

How deep is it?

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury / Lee on solent

....like a crap Jeremy Irons.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Kinky Minx I think

Of course.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Countryfile?

... Although, you're nothing like John Craven.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"....like a crap Jeremy Irons."

I have thing for Jeremy Irons and his voice.

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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago

london stratford

I have been told I have the perfect voice for silent movies. So go figure!!!!!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Kinky Minx I think

Of course.

I have been told I could do phone work

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By *orny IrishMan
over a year ago

North Wiltshire

"I don't know. Is there a niche for Nanny from Count Duckula or Pam Ayres phone sex? "

Not sure that's quite what you sound like. But I struggle to remember the sounds from Count Duckula, heads off to scour YouTube.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now that would be very enticing, Miss Honey... one day x

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Now that would be very enticing, Miss Honey... one day x"

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"My phone voice is quite posh...until I get comfortable and then it is something else.

I don't think I would be suitable for much really

Something Else is quite a good name.

Good afternoon, I'm something else..what can I do for you today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been told my phone voice can be quite sexy but having heard myself on video playback (for a previous job) I beg to differ

Your own voice always sounds weird when you hear it back. It's what it sounds like to others that you need to understand.

oh I get that.. a colleague sounded so bad to herself she paid a lot of money for elocution lessons

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I have been told I have the perfect voice for silent movies. So go figure!!!!!

Aw! It can't be THAT bad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have a voice made for sex

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

Marcel Marceu I hate talking on phones

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I don't have a voice made for sex

You can't have everything. Your face and body are more than adequate compensation.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Marcel Marceu I hate talking on phones

Would you put on the make up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't have a voice made for sex

You can't have everything. Your face and body are more than adequate compensation.

As long as I shut the fuck up I'm ok

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I don't have a voice made for sex

You can't have everything. Your face and body are more than adequate compensation.

As long as I shut the fuck up I'm ok

I haven't got the face or body but I have the voice. Yet men are always shoving things in my mouth to get me to shut up.

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"Marcel Marceu I hate talking on phones

Would you put on the make up?

What for phone sex? S'pose you think there really is someone on the other end wearing Victoria Secret undies too

In person no probs, I've been told i'm good with my hands. Well the copper said I was light fingered, I think she meant the sex but it was a while ago

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By *emovesbakedongreaseMan
over a year ago

northwest

"Last week one of the forum folk said that my voice would be perfect for a sex phone line and my name should be The Governess.

What sort of sex phone line name would fit your voice?

The shipping forecast.

Failing that one where you find out whether or not you're eligible for a new boiler.

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