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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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Who wants a drink?

Welcome to by bar

(I know it isn't real, but whilst you are here you can have anything you want- probably)

So...drink and a side of?

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

Anything with rum in it... Side of... Hmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Long Island Iced Tea. A strong one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a Black I.P.A please bar keep

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I'd like a cocktail please any will so but nothing with coconut in it.

Thank you x

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Virgin pina colada and a side of oral with a sprinkling of fingers mmmmmmm

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By *cott73Man
over a year ago

brighton

"Who wants a drink?

Welcome to by bar

(I know it isn't real, but whilst you are here you can have anything you want- probably)

So...drink and a side of?

Something long and cool with some finger food

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Long Island Iced Tea. A strong one!

Sure thing lady

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Hi Miss Honey. Please may I have a rather large Baileys with ice?

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I'll have a Black I.P.A please bar keep

*slides it down the bar*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody mary with a side of sauce!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Old Fashioned and a grope

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I'd like a cocktail please any will so but nothing with coconut in it.

Thank you x"

Raspberry mojito? Nom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything that comes served with 'honey'

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Virgin pina colada and a side of oral with a sprinkling of fingers mmmmmmm

Ah lush, I'll take that side too

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"I'd like a cocktail please any will so but nothing with coconut in it.

Thank you x

Raspberry mojito? Nom"

Ohh yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Baileys with crushed ice for meeeee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Moscow mule please lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's wine time!!

Large, chilled glass of Chablis with a side of plain nachos & salsa dip.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

none alcoholic pint of vodka please

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By *ussy400Couple
over a year ago

Macclesfield

vodka for me

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"It's wine time!!

Large, chilled glass of Chablis with a side of plain nachos & salsa dip."

Lush!!

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"none alcoholic pint of vodka please

Uh?

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

I'll have a large glass of good red please- preferably a Shiraz.

Side order of garlic bread with cheese and donner meat (sounds vile but VERY tasty!) X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love a large ice cold Sauvignon Blanc and some salted nuts please H

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's wine time!!

Large, chilled glass of Chablis with a side of plain nachos & salsa dip.

Lush!!"

Come have a nibble....

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

Double Grey Goose on the rocks please

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I'll have a large glass of good red please- preferably a Shiraz.

Side order of garlic bread with cheese and donner meat (sounds vile but VERY tasty!) X"

Dirty lamb...laavvvlllyyy

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I'd love a large ice cold Sauvignon Blanc and some salted nuts please H "

Do love a salty but

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"It's wine time!!

Large, chilled glass of Chablis with a side of plain nachos & salsa dip.

Lush!!

Come have a nibble....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd love a large ice cold Sauvignon Blanc and some salted nuts please H

Do love a salty but

You can have the butt I'll have the nuts!

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I'd love a large ice cold Sauvignon Blanc and some salted nuts please H

Do love a salty but

You can have the butt I'll have the nuts!

Ah Jesus, auto carrot is a funny twat today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got some salted caramel kahlua for later. ..I think I'll have a prosecco to start please

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I've got some salted caramel kahlua for later. ..I think I'll have a prosecco to start please

I have not heard of this salted caramel kahlua, it sounds yummy.

Prosecco coming your way, care to share a bottle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still suffering after last night... I'll have a Coke please Honey

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Still suffering after last night... I'll have a Coke please Honey

Oh poor guy, have a squish on the side

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got some salted caramel kahlua for later. ..I think I'll have a prosecco to start please

I have not heard of this salted caramel kahlua, it sounds yummy.

Prosecco coming your way, care to share a bottle? "

It was a discovery in tesco earlier. ..I've not tried it before....I'll share my kahlua if you share your prosecco

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I've got some salted caramel kahlua for later. ..I think I'll have a prosecco to start please

I have not heard of this salted caramel kahlua, it sounds yummy.

Prosecco coming your way, care to share a bottle?

It was a discovery in tesco earlier. ..I've not tried it before....I'll share my kahlua if you share your prosecco

Sounds like a bloody good idea to me.

Can we perv too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A large glass of cold white wine please. And some salted nuts on the side x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got some salted caramel kahlua for later. ..I think I'll have a prosecco to start please

I have not heard of this salted caramel kahlua, it sounds yummy.

Prosecco coming your way, care to share a bottle?

It was a discovery in tesco earlier. ..I've not tried it before....I'll share my kahlua if you share your prosecco

Sounds like a bloody good idea to me.

Can we perv too?

It's compulsory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be a bit busy and the lady will need a stiff one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Miss Honey can I have your number?

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville

Can I have a vodka and diet with a tube of salt n vinegar Pringles on the side please Miss H x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Still suffering after last night... I'll have a Coke please Honey

Oh poor guy, have a squish on the side

I feel better already! Definitely coming back to this bar

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By *cott73Man
over a year ago

brighton

"Can I have a vodka and diet with a tube of salt n vinegar Pringles on the side please Miss H x "

I've popped and I just can't stop!

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Miss Honey can I have your number?"

Sure you can, it's 911. Call me in a emergency I'll ask you some questions then send out one of my guys.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Can I have a vodka and diet with a tube of salt n vinegar Pringles on the side please Miss H x "

Can I share them with you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cider for me with a bottle of vodka as a chaser ha

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

"Double Grey Goose on the rocks please

Pretty please

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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*hands out drinks to those I missed*

Sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll have a Black I.P.A please bar keep

*slides it down the bar*"

And the drink? I'm parched!

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Ice cold Peroni please Miss H

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gin and tonic lots of lime

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Bottle of Alska please, strawberry and lime if you have it... and a side of chunky chips please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Miss Honey can I have your number?

Sure you can, it's 911. Call me in a emergency I'll ask you some questions then send out one of my guys.

"
trying to laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honey I'm feeling a bit stressed out can I please have a hug and a large whatever xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Old Fashioned and a grope

I'll have a pineapple juice, and watch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brew Dog IPA and a Prosecco for us please, along with a side of shameless flirting

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Ice cold elderflower pressé please. Back on the not drinking wagon after last weekend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morgans Spiced with Coke please Honey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"none alcoholic pint of vodka please

Uh?

i wanna get sloshed but i don't drink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Old Fashioned and a grope

I'll have a pineapple juice, and watch."

I'm going to show off if you're watching...

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Very large mojito as realised a plumber is bloody expensive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knackered. Been theme parking. Is their a cosy sofa?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Old Fashioned and a grope

I'll have a pineapple juice, and watch.

I'm going to show off if you're watching..."

Tart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Old Fashioned and a grope

I'll have a pineapple juice, and watch.

I'm going to show off if you're watching...

Tart

Nope. Just honest.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I'll have a Black I.P.A please bar keep

*slides it down the bar*

And the drink? I'm parched!

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Ice cold Peroni please Miss H

Of course

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Honey I'm feeling a bit stressed out can I please have a hug and a large whatever xx"

Hugs and tequila

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Brew Dog IPA and a Prosecco for us please, along with a side of shameless flirting

My favourite

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Ice cold elderflower pressé please. Back on the not drinking wagon after last weekend."

Hard one was it?

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By *cott73Man
over a year ago

brighton

So I've just opened an Argentinian Cabernet Sauvignon. Apparently it has hints of mint (not so sure).

What side order do you recommend?

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"Knackered. Been theme parking. Is their a cosy sofa?"

Ooooo come and park up on my sofa. Theme parks can be tiring. Which one have you been to?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks like I'm not getting served

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Looks like I'm not getting served

Stop sulking.

What do you want?

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By *r Rubba LoverMan
over a year ago

Bristol

I'd happily settle for plain water...As long as it was brought over by a lovely waitress wrapped in a right shiny rubber outfit..

I appear to be somewhat fixated. Lol.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I'd happily settle for plain water...As long as it was brought over by a lovely waitress wrapped in a right shiny rubber outfit..

I appear to be somewhat fixated. Lol."

Oh you like rubber?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd happily settle for plain water...As long as it was brought over by a lovely waitress wrapped in a right shiny rubber outfit..

I appear to be somewhat fixated. Lol."

I bet you can't walk past a stationery cupboard without tenting...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Honey I'm feeling a bit stressed out can I please have a hug and a large whatever xx

Hugs and tequila

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I'm sure that will help thanks lovely xx

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I'd happily settle for plain water...As long as it was brought over by a lovely waitress wrapped in a right shiny rubber outfit..

I appear to be somewhat fixated. Lol.

I bet you can't walk past a stationery cupboard without tenting..."

Eraser that comment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sex on the beach please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looks like I'm not getting served

Neither am I

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Looks like I'm not getting served

Neither am I

Oh God I'm sorry.

I did fling drinks at everyone I had forgotten

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

"Looks like I'm not getting served

Neither am I

I'm still waiting on my rum drink with side of hmmmmmm

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Looks like I'm not getting served

Neither am I

I'm still waiting on my rum drink with side of hmmmmmm

I'm a crap barmaid ok

Have these on the house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looks like I'm not getting served

Neither am I

Oh God I'm sorry.

I did fling drinks at everyone I had forgotten

Rather you fling yourself at me

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

Bacardi and Coke for me and if you would like a bottle of champers that's no problem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Knackered. Been theme parking. Is their a cosy sofa?

Ooooo come and park up on my sofa. Theme parks can be tiring. Which one have you been to?

Chessington on a hangover

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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My phone is on fire this evening,

Clearly I mean my bar not by bar

Bloody hell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looks like I'm not getting served

Stop sulking.

What do you want? "

Just sayin

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Looks like I'm not getting served

Stop sulking.

What do you want?

Just sayin

Drink?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drink please... as for anything extra another drink?

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

My drink hasn't been served yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pint of your cheapest lager please bar wench

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My drink hasn't been served yet

Neither has mine but I don't mind. She's so purty

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I fancy an ice cold wheat beer and some fried calamari please landlady.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looks like I'm not getting served

Stop sulking.

What do you want?

Just sayin

Drink?"

Jd please.

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By *cott73Man
over a year ago

brighton

"I fancy an ice cold wheat beer and some fried calamari please landlady."

Squid eh? I've got some tentacles that would like to wrap around you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Large Highland Park, no ice or water, and pack of pork crunch please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tried a beer from Sardinia yesterday.. . But can't remember the name... I'll have that one please! With a side of Frangelico

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh yes please a large red

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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Here you go lovelies....

Sorry for the wait

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

"Here you go lovelies....

Sorry for the wait

Drink isn't cold enough

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By *cott73Man
over a year ago

brighton

"Here you go lovelies....

Sorry for the wait

How would you like your tip?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grey goose neat

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