FabSwingers.com forum: It's been a hell of a day!!

By *ENGUY OP Man
over a year ago

Hull

I've spent almost 11 hours filling in job application forms.

One job working in Reception at one of our local universities, had a 14 page application form!

I completed one last week for a local school which went to 12 pages!

How come the public sector can get by on 3 - 4 page application forms?

My eyes are all screwed up, my fingers are getting sore, and my brain hurts!

Cheer me up someone!

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Is your 4th line correct? Did you mean private?

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By *ENGUY OP Man
over a year ago

Hull

Is your 4th line correct? Did you mean private?"

See, I told you my brain hurts!

I've lost track of life!

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

well how else can our public sector employers ensure they have an adequate quota of mixed race lesbian transgendered dwarf paraplegic amputees with tourettes?

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Out of interest, when you are inter_iewed and asked questions, do you answer the question asked?

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

You could always avoid applying for jobs in the Public sector....

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"I've spent almost 11 hours filling in job application forms.

One job working in Reception at one of our local universities, had a 14 page application form!

I completed one last week for a local school which went to 12 pages!

How come the public sector can get by on 3 - 4 page application forms?

My eyes are all screwed up, my fingers are getting sore, and my brain hurts!

Cheer me up someone!

why not copy and paste online a lot better dont you think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im in full job search mode too ,,only got about 5 more days paid work and im on ther scrapheap !!other than afew small contracts which wont even pay my petrol bills....ive never been without work before so its a bit scary .im self employed but thinking of going back into the world of employment for some security ...

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By *ENGUY OP Man
over a year ago

Hull

Out of interest, when you are inter_iewed and asked questions, do you answer the question asked?"

So far, in Ethnicity Questionnaire, that hasn't cropped up.

But when it does, I'll ask if it applies to Scots?

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By *ENGUY OP Man
over a year ago

Hull

why not copy and paste online a lot better dont you think

Unfortunately, it was an online application form, and copying/pasting wasn't permissable.

Otherwise, I would have done so.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

but think of all the "plunge" you can ogle at if you get the job................

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Would it cheer you up if i said your first profile piccie makes me think of Boris Johnson?

I accept it may not ( might encourage others to look though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Out of interest, when you are inter_iewed and asked questions, do you answer the question asked?

So far, in Ethnicity Questionnaire, that hasn't cropped up.

But when it does, I'll ask if it applies to Scots?

Out of interest, when you are inter_iewed and asked questions, do you answer the question asked?

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By *ENGUY OP Man
over a year ago

Hull

Would it cheer you up if i said your first profile piccie makes me think of Boris Johnson?

I accept it may not ( might encourage others to look though

Now, you're taking the piss, aren't you?

Boris Johnson?? Arrrgghhh!

I was told I was a Harold Bishop lookalike!

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By *ENGUY OP Man
over a year ago

Hull

"but think of all the "plunge" you can ogle at if you get the job................"

The job is working in the Sports and Leisure Centre. If I got the job, my blood pressure would go through the roof!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Out of interest, when you are inter_iewed and asked questions, do you answer the question asked?

So far, in Ethnicity Questionnaire, that hasn't cropped up.

But when it does, I'll ask if it applies to Scots?

Out of interest, when you are inter_iewed and asked questions, do you answer the question asked?

;-);-);-)... But I think circumstances make most of us do the same...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Out of interest, when you are inter_iewed and asked questions, do you answer the question asked?

So far, in Ethnicity Questionnaire, that hasn't cropped up.

But when it does, I'll ask if it applies to Scots?

Out of interest, when you are inter_iewed and asked questions, do you answer the question asked?

;-);-);-)... But I think circumstances make most of us do the same..."

stop furtling euro and answer the bloody question .....

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Out of interest, when you are inter_iewed and asked questions, do you answer the question asked?

So far, in Ethnicity Questionnaire, that hasn't cropped up.

But when it does, I'll ask if it applies to Scots?

Next inter_iewee please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Out of interest, when you are inter_iewed and asked questions, do you answer the question asked?

So far, in Ethnicity Questionnaire, that hasn't cropped up.

But when it does, I'll ask if it applies to Scots?

Next inter_iewee please. "

its a bit like the 2 ronnies sketch answering the question before ..i loved that !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Out of interest, when you are inter_iewed and asked questions, do you answer the question asked?

So far, in Ethnicity Questionnaire, that hasn't cropped up.

But when it does, I'll ask if it applies to Scots?

Out of interest, when you are inter_iewed and asked questions, do you answer the question asked?

;-);-);-)... But I think circumstances make most of us do the same...

stop furtling euro and answer the bloody question ....."

If the answer isnt a lemon... Im applying for the wrong job...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Out of interest, when you are inter_iewed and asked questions, do you answer the question asked?

So far, in Ethnicity Questionnaire, that hasn't cropped up.

But when it does, I'll ask if it applies to Scots?

Out of interest, when you are inter_iewed and asked questions, do you answer the question asked?

;-);-);-)... But I think circumstances make most of us do the same...

stop furtling euro and answer the bloody question .....

If the answer isnt a lemon... Im applying for the wrong job...

i cant remember what the question was so you could have the right answer?....me and mushy is well confused .com ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Out of interest, when you are inter_iewed and asked questions, do you answer the question asked?

So far, in Ethnicity Questionnaire, that hasn't cropped up.

But when it does, I'll ask if it applies to Scots?

Out of interest, when you are inter_iewed and asked questions, do you answer the question asked?

;-);-);-)... But I think circumstances make most of us do the same...

stop furtling euro and answer the bloody question .....

If the answer isnt a lemon... Im applying for the wrong job...

i cant remember what the question was so you could have the right answer?....me and mushy is well confused .com ?"

and im on the diamond white ...can u tell ??? ive had along day too

8 hours work and a 200 mile round trip ....

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

"I've spent almost 11 hours filling in job application forms.

One job working in Reception at one of our local universities, had a 14 page application form!

I completed one last week for a local school which went to 12 pages!

How come the public sector can get by on 3 - 4 page application forms?

My eyes are all screwed up, my fingers are getting sore, and my brain hurts!

Cheer me up someone!

Well you can get pension credits

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By *ENGUY OP Man
over a year ago

Hull

Well you can get pension credits

Hey! I may be getting on in my years, but I'm not ready for retirement yet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well you can get pension credits

Hey! I may be getting on in my years, but I'm not ready for retirement yet!

i am ....just need to find a nice solvent guy with a pension !!

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

Well you can get pension credits

Hey! I may be getting on in my years, but I'm not ready for retirement yet!

Neither was I!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"....me and mushy is well confused .com ?"

Then my work here is done...

Night night all...

Good luck tomorrow Iain... One day at a time..;-);-);-)

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By *ENGUY OP Man
over a year ago

Hull

"....me and mushy is well confused .com ?

Then my work here is done...

Night night all...

Good luck tomorrow Iain... One day at a time..;-);-);-)"

Yeah, it is all I can do!

Turning in shortly, am knackered.

Nite nite, all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think these people comparing you to Boris Johnson are doing you a grave misjustice.

Didn't you used to present Points of View???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wasn't that Barry Took. I remember as a kid always wanting to know what he'd taken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't been for an inter_iew for over 20 years. I wouldn't have a clue how to conduct myself at one. I'd probably inter_iew the inter_iewer!

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

Gen how about self employment......writing profiles for newbies who can't get meets. There's a fortune to be made (no cut and paste allowed) plus charge extra for personal advice on what they're doing wrong etc.

It'd stop the buggers whinging at least for a while.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Gen how about self employment......writing profiles for newbies who can't get meets. There's a fortune to be made (no cut and paste allowed) plus charge extra for personal advice on what they're doing wrong etc.

It'd stop the buggers whinging at least for a while.

GEN says to say :

So far, in Ethnicity Questionnaire, that hasn't cropped up.

But when it does, I'll ask if it applies to Scots?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've spent almost 11 hours filling in job application forms.

One job working in Reception at one of our local universities, had a 14 page application form!

I completed one last week for a local school which went to 12 pages!

How come the public sector can get by on 3 - 4 page application forms?

My eyes are all screwed up, my fingers are getting sore, and my brain hurts!

Cheer me up someone!

It's your fault for being English and living in England

Seriously. There are more 'by the book' types in the UK than in any other country that I've lived in. Being pedantic and methodical apparently counts for more (socially) than even getting better results.

This country has lots of people who are very professional, but take literally zero risks in business or in general. They see them as opposites for some reason. They're wrong, but I'm not going to waste my time convincing anybody of it.

However, I would note that England spends more on insurance per capita, than any other nation in the world, but as a country has one of the lowest rates of natural disasters, geopolitical problems, decent health etc

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Good luck with your applications..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmm i hopes the Scottish application forms aint written how the bint sounds or im buggered xx

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Mmm i hopes the Scottish application forms aint written how the bint sounds or im buggered xx

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that wont be a problem will it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mmm i hopes the Scottish application forms aint written how the bint sounds or im buggered xx

that wont be a problem will it?

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By *ENGUY OP Man
over a year ago

Hull

"I've spent almost 11 hours filling in job application forms.

One job working in Reception at one of our local universities, had a 14 page application form!

I completed one last week for a local school which went to 12 pages!

How come the public sector can get by on 3 - 4 page application forms?

My eyes are all screwed up, my fingers are getting sore, and my brain hurts!

Cheer me up someone!

It's your fault for being English and living in England

Sorry to spoil your rant, but,.....

I'm Scottish.... living in England

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