FabSwingers.com forum: Fab vs real life

By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

We know of fab straight. There's also fab age vs real age -just seen this in another thread.

What other fab alternative realities are there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab professional

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By *oyuer99Man
over a year ago

PRESTON

The fab wink which means I am not really interested and just want a response to ignore.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab Hotties

Hot as shit on here.

Ugly as fuck out there *points to the real worl*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BBW's. Remind me again why I spend so long in the gym??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The fab "fab" that some (mostly ladies) beg for approval of pics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab "couples" that are (a) single guys (b) married guys whose wife always seems to be "unavailable"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fab attitude - some ogres on here are probably nice folk out there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab friends - they're really just perving at your pics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fab friends - they're really just perving at your pics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who don't like cake. Like wtf?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab friends arnt really friends .real friends are for life. Fab friends move on .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fab friends - they're really just perving at your pics.

I just perved at yours, & we're not even pals.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab athletic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab body size

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

"Fab Hotties

Hot as shit on here.

Ugly as fuck out there *points to the real worl*"

This sums up my life so much.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who don't like cake. Like wtf?

You need to seriously reconsider the kind of company you're keeping...who the fuck doesn't like cake?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab 6ft 2

Real life 5ft 8

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fab 6ft 2

Real life 5ft 8

Pmsl or fab life Vwe in real life wee willy winky.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fab friends - they're really just perving at your pics.

I just perved at yours, & we're not even pals.

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Fab 6ft 2

Real life 5ft 8

This made me laugh. So true

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Fab 6ft 2

Real life 5ft 8

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab single (often between the hours of 8-6 and 10 - late)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fab Hotties

Hot as shit on here.

Ugly as fuck out there *points to the real worl*"

Body like baywatch face like crime watch!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Fab intellectualism.

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By *ubSirVient-DefinitionCouple
over a year ago

dukinfield

Fab "genuine"

Nuff said!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fab intellectualism."

Yes the google cut and paste answers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who don't like cake. Like wtf?

You need to seriously reconsider the kind of company you're keeping...who the fuck doesn't like cake?!

It's OK. It's an instant thanks but no thanks

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Fab intellectualism.

Yes the google cut and paste answers

They're always funny, especially when they forget to edit them and just drop the whole quote in, with footnotes and (c) notices.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who don't like cake. Like wtf?

You need to seriously reconsider the kind of company you're keeping...who the fuck doesn't like cake?!

It's OK. It's an instant thanks but no thanks

but i really dont like cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab bi.....female of a couple pretending to be bi to have a MFF just to please their man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fab bi.....female of a couple pretending to be bi to have a MFF just to please their man."

Was just about to say the same. Similarly not bi single fems who claim to be so just to get to the male half of a couple.

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By *inkyLondonpairCouple
over a year ago

London

Fab straight men. Have profile as straight and probably are straight but willing to have a man suck their cock if it gets them access to a woman.

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

FAB single, we know you're not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fab bi.....female of a couple pretending to be bi to have a MFF just to please their man."

Happens alot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fab intellectualism.

Yes the google cut and paste answers

They're always funny, especially when they forget to edit them and just drop the whole quote in, with footnotes and (c) notices."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab Dom .... I own a pink fluffy pair of handcuffs

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Fab Mediterranean -

(Not the sea) bur some people describe their ethnicity this way, instead of Indian

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fab friends arnt really friends .real friends are for life. Fab friends move on ."

Not always true ... i have fab friends that i dont sleep with and probably see more of socially and could rely on more then some of my "real world" friends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fab Dom .... I own a pink fluffy pair of handcuffs

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Fab 6ft 2

Real life 5ft 8

I met him

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Fab 8"...I know 6" when I see it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive read your profile" in fab means ive looked at photos!

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Fab drama free. Means the minute anyone else meets someone they have an interest in they'll turn into a jealous, profile stalking, pic one-upmanship type.

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

Fab timewasters,anyone who doesnt meet immediately or takes time replying to messages.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Self deprecation: I'm so fat and ugly who nobody wants to meet.

Fab: oh no you're gorgeous and any man, namely me, would love to meet you!

Real World: why don't you join a gym and smarten yourself up then?

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By *op gooserMan
over a year ago

chester

Liberals on the forums trying to piss in your pocket and tell you it's raining when it comes to certain subjects.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Curvy" usually means something else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Athletic" usually means something else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Athletic" usually means something else.

The closest some people get to athletic is athletes foot!

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

•+• Access Denied •+•

being polite still means you want sex.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

""Curvy" usually means something else.

Yeah my frame is actually more athletic, but I'm porky, so I call myself curvy!! Works for me!

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By *reakShow90Man
over a year ago

Manchester/halifax

Good post lol.

I just try and make my self sound worse then.I am so.if any one.meets me iam a let.down lol

Eg fat bald and short lol

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By *reakShow90Man
over a year ago

Manchester/halifax

"Good post lol.

I just try and make my self sound worse then.I am so.if any one.meets me iam a let.down lol

Eg fat bald and short lol"

Sorry so iam not a let down.lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fab intellectualism.

Yes the google cut and paste answers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Athletic" usually means something else.

The closest some people get to athletic is athletes foot! "

And watching it on TV or at their kids sports day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Self deprecation: I'm so fat and ugly who nobody wants to meet.

Fab: oh no you're gorgeous and any man, namely me, would love to meet you!

Real World: why don't you join a gym and smarten yourself up then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The oh aren't I so blunt and funny with it people. Wouldn't say half the things in real life that they say on the forums

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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

'Quality not quantity'

Fab average size bodies seem to be larger in real life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Athletic" usually means something else.

The closest some people get to athletic is athletes foot! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab-I'm so great in bed, I make women squirt and hit the ceiling.

Real life -I have strong fingers and can finger fuck like a rabbit until she pisses herself.

Fab-I give the best blow job ever!

Real life -they all say that love.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fab 6ft 2

Real life 5ft 8

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By *radleywigginsMan
over a year ago

northwest

Well said

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By *ishopstippleMan
over a year ago

Purley

Athletic = Large

SLIM = Medium

Average = Large

Curvy = yes, but usually in the wrong places.

Ample = obese

etc

FAB ages; both women and men

FAB Bi-curious guys; almost always not. I might touch your cock briefly if I can shag your women.

Single: = BetFred wouldn't give odd on if your cheating or not. (women worse than men) - sorry "I'm meeting as a single" but I'm really...

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Fab recommendation to others - In the real world, desperate need to foist a stalker, bad shag etc onto anyone they can.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab dyslexics - 92.7% of all spelling mistakes or use of the wrong word in the Forum are the result of dyslexia. The rest autocorrect errors.

Sydney University's ongoing study finds this interesting as only 10% of the population are dyslexic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fab-I'm so great in bed, I make women squirt and hit the ceiling.

Real life -I have strong fingers and can finger fuck like a rabbit until she pisses herself.

Fab-I give the best blow job ever!

Real life -they all say that love."

deffo

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Fab is real life to me.....

No one wants to go out with me in the real world

And it seems no one wants to meet me from fab eather

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is a joke, right?

Fab/online social and dating sites in general are crazy saturated (at least from what I've seen).

Without trying to sound bitter or crude, on fab (or other even more mainstream sites), there's no way in hell I'd be able to meet a lady of the quality which I do in the real world.

I don't know whether that's because of the massive imbalance in gender numbers online (supply and demand), whether it's a niche market or whether it's just because you get such a tiny picture of what someone's about from what they can put in a message vs what you get from them if they were to actually approach you in a club for example.

Either way on the forums and in people's verifications, I think a lot of guys are willing to trade the caliber of partner so that they save themselves from actually having to go out and talk to people.

I'm sure this sounds REALLY bitter but it's honestly not intended that way!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is a joke, right?

Fab/online social and dating sites in general are crazy saturated (at least from what I've seen).

Without trying to sound bitter or crude, on fab (or other even more mainstream sites), there's no way in hell I'd be able to meet a lady of the quality which I do in the real world.

I'm sure this sounds REALLY bitter but it's honestly not intended that way! "

To clarify, by quality I was referring to simply superficial qualities. E.g. 8 or 9/10 gym bunny 20 year old.

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By *uzi Jones 26Woman
over a year ago

The Devil's Lair

"Self deprecation: I'm so fat and ugly who nobody wants to meet.

Fab: oh no you're gorgeous and any man, namely me, would love to meet you!

Real World: why don't you join a gym and smarten yourself up then?

This is me

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Fab - likes banter.

Real world - a social outcast, due to inability to engage their thoughts before opening their mouth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab - I've been here before and know the score (oft spelled "I no the score")

= my mates told me this was rent a slag and apparently being clueless is easily disguised by claiming knowledge of this site's workings, fools those lassies every time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fab bi.....female of a couple pretending to be bi to have a MFF just to please their man.

Was just about to say the same. Similarly not bi single fems who claim to be so just to get to the male half of a couple. "

Do women actually stoop so low as to do this?

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Fab 11 inches

Anything over 5

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

by the seaside

Fab n.s.a. - I will pretend to be a swinger but should really be on P.o.f. because after 3 meets will declare my undying love for you and turn nasty when you back off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't participate in conversation while sat on the toilet in real life

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By *inkyLondonpairCouple
over a year ago

London

Fab "we are a couple very much in love" = our relationship is teetering on the brink and are getting involved in this in the hope that shagging other people will paper over the cracks, on a meet one or both of us is likely to go all psycho and we will have an astonishingly vicious row oblivious to the other people in the room.

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By *inkyLondonpairCouple
over a year ago

London

Fab "discretion paramount" = I have a wife and I am unreasonably paranoid she will find out I am on here. Hence I will not send a face photo and will only meet one hundred miles or over from my home. Whilst wearing a hat, dark glasses and a false beard.

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By *inkyLondonpairCouple
over a year ago

London

"Fab "average easy going guy" = I am 56 years old, weigh 20 stones and have the social skills of a limpet. I spend a lot of time posting messages about how everyone on here is fake because I can't get a meet.

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By *inkyLondonpairCouple
over a year ago

London

Fab "friendly BBW". I am a grossly obese woman who has found that coming on here allows me to have sex with lots of hot men who would not give me a second look in real life. Nevertheless if a man sends me a message and does not fulfil everyone of the 21 characteristics listed in my profile I will complain vocally about how I am harassed by unsuitable men

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By *inkyLondonpairCouple
over a year ago

London

Fab "couple with bi curious female" she actually can't stand the touch of a woman but he is desperate to see some girl on girl action. Hence she will allow another woman to put a finger inside her for ten seconds whilst she grimaces and tries not to vomit.

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

by the seaside

"Fab "couple with bi curious female" she actually can't stand the touch of a woman but he is desperate to see some girl on girl action. Hence she will allow another woman to put a finger inside her for ten seconds whilst she grimaces and tries not to vomit. "

Daaammmnnn your on a roll

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By *inkyLondonpairCouple
over a year ago

London

Fab "18 year old nympho size 10 with 34dd boobs" = I am actually 47 year old male lorry driver from Bolton. I am likely to be on the sex offenders register within the next year and the pics are nicked from my nieces Facebook page.

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By *inkyLondonpairCouple
over a year ago

London

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By *inkyLondonpairCouple
over a year ago

London

Fab "luv banter"= I am 32 going on 14 and believe that insulting people and making racist comments makes me interesting and sexy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great thread.

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By *inkyLondonpairCouple
over a year ago

London

Fab "don't judge me" = I am engaging in some activity I believe to be morally dubious and which I feel guilty about. I will therefore react aggressively and hysterically to anyone who even hints that what I am doing is not fine and dandy.

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London

"Fab "don't judge me" = I am engaging in some activity I believe to be morally dubious and which I feel guilty about. I will therefore react aggressively and hysterically to anyone who even hints that what I am doing is not fine and dandy. "

Cynical much?

Passive aggressive much?

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By *inkyLondonpairCouple
over a year ago

London

Fab "single guys we will find you when we want you" = we are a couple where she is fed up of having to fuck ugly blokes so he can go with the hot woman in a couple. Hence she has suggested they might get a hot single guy for a threesome. However he is too insecure to agree this and has said they will do that "sometime" which means "never"

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By *inkyLondonpairCouple
over a year ago

London

Cynical much?

Passive aggressive much?"

Caliban seeing his face in the glass

Yes it's cynical but it's good to puncture pieties now and then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Same as any online forum.....

Once behind a keyboard and a sceeen some people become the worlds biggest motormouth

When in reality wouldn't say boo to a mouse in the big bad world.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Same as any online forum.....

Once behind a keyboard and a sceeen some people become the worlds biggest motormouth

When in reality wouldn't say boo to a mouse in the big bad world. "

Boo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Same as any online forum.....

Once behind a keyboard and a sceeen some people become the worlds biggest motormouth

When in reality wouldn't say boo to a mouse in the big bad world. "

this ^^^

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By *inkyLondonpairCouple
over a year ago

London

Just a bit of entertaining satire (or so we thought). And like all satire not to be taken literally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab "too many mails" "i wont even speak to you unless you say something really witty"

*puts phone down, go to a club, say "hi" to a girl. Boom. Im in.

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Daaammmnnn your on a roll

And making me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just a bit of entertaining satire (or so we thought). And like all satire not to be taken literally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Our life doesn't revolve around swinging"

= We are too good for most of you....

"Just dipping our toes"

= male has set up profile without wife knowing...

"We can't meet for a month or so"

= We don't really fancy you but we haven't the heart to say so....

"Quality over quantity"

= We don't really swing....

"Please fab my pictures and get me on the hotlist"

= It's the nearest I will get to fulfilling my dream of being famous....

"I only meet at clubs and go to......"

= I get free drinks for baiting people to come to a club....

"Don't want to shag the whole site"

= I think most on here are slags of course I'm not, I'm above that...

"Bi curious"

= I may kiss you and touch your boobs but I'm not going down on you...

"More into the fet scene"

= We are above all this just shagging other people you low life's!

"No kissing only the females"

= hubby gets jealous if he sees me snogging another guy....

"Social meets first"

= Please be on time and prepared for your interview...

"Here for the forums only"

= I really need to find some real friends

We jest of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Our life doesn't revolve around swinging"

= We are too good for most of you....

"Just dipping our toes"

= male has set up profile without wife knowing...

"We can't meet for a month or so"

= We don't really fancy you but we haven't the heart to say so....

"Quality over quantity"

= We don't really swing....

"Please fab my pictures and get me on the hotlist"

= It's the nearest I will get to fulfilling my dream of being famous....

"I only meet at clubs and go to......"

= I get free drinks for baiting people to come to a club....

"Don't want to shag the whole site"

= I think most on here are slags of course I'm not, I'm above that...

"Bi curious"

= I may kiss you and touch your boobs but I'm not going down on you...

"More into the fet scene"

= We are above all this just shagging other people you low life's!

"No kissing only the females"

= hubby gets jealous if he sees me snogging another guy....

"Social meets first"

= Please be on time and prepared for your interview...

"Here for the forums only"

= I really need to find some real friends

We jest of course

And yet...

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By *issVeryWoman
over a year ago

streatham

"Fab - I've been here before and know the score (oft spelled "I no the score")

= my mates told me this was rent a slag and apparently being clueless is easily disguised by claiming knowledge of this site's workings, fools those lassies every time "

Yes! Sometimes with the added "so if you recognise me say hi"

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By *op gooserMan
over a year ago

chester

Female seeking long term friend with benefits = I'm too old and have too much baggage to attract any guys I want on match.com. So I join here under false pretense hoping they get attached to me if I shag them quickly.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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""Our life doesn't revolve around swinging"

= We are too good for most of you....

"Just dipping our toes"

= male has set up profile without wife knowing...

"We can't meet for a month or so"

= We don't really fancy you but we haven't the heart to say so....

"Quality over quantity"

= We don't really swing....

"Please fab my pictures and get me on the hotlist"

= It's the nearest I will get to fulfilling my dream of being famous....

"I only meet at clubs and go to......"

= I get free drinks for baiting people to come to a club....

"Don't want to shag the whole site"

= I think most on here are slags of course I'm not, I'm above that...

"Bi curious"

= I may kiss you and touch your boobs but I'm not going down on you...

"More into the fet scene"

= We are above all this just shagging other people you low life's!

"No kissing only the females"

= hubby gets jealous if he sees me snogging another guy....

"Social meets first"

= Please be on time and prepared for your interview...

"Here for the forums only"

= I really need to find some real friends

We jest of course

And yet...

But I will lick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

newcouplecambs

and

Nlondbicouple

You've made my fucking day.

Anybody who disagree's with any of that probably fit into AT LEAST one of those categories.

In fucking tears here. I have genuinely just wiped a tear off my cheek.. if you could see me now.

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

"will fill in later" = I'm perving and really don't want anyone to know anything... Or that I'm a bloke

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over a year ago

"Fab "discretion paramount" = I have a wife and I am unreasonably paranoid she will find out I am on here. Hence I will not send a face photo and will only meet one hundred miles or over from my home. Whilst wearing a hat, dark glasses and a false beard. "

Does that work?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab is becoming very tedious. Waiting for messages

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Great soh= making up for the lack of looks

18-99 age range = I'm desperate please won't anybody fuck me

FF in search= in your dreams

Bubbly= wears tight cloths 2 sizes to small while being LOUD at party's

Tall = 5ft 4 without heels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"newcouplecambs

and

Nlondbicouple

You've made my fucking day.

Anybody who disagree's with any of that probably fit into AT LEAST one of those categories.

In fucking tears here. I have genuinely just wiped a tear off my cheek.. if you could see me now.

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London

""Our life doesn't revolve around swinging"

= We are too good for most of you....

"Just dipping our toes"

= male has set up profile without wife knowing...

"We can't meet for a month or so"

= We don't really fancy you but we haven't the heart to say so....

"Quality over quantity"

= We don't really swing....

"Please fab my pictures and get me on the hotlist"

= It's the nearest I will get to fulfilling my dream of being famous....

"I only meet at clubs and go to......"

= I get free drinks for baiting people to come to a club....

"Don't want to shag the whole site"

= I think most on here are slags of course I'm not, I'm above that...

"Bi curious"

= I may kiss you and touch your boobs but I'm not going down on you...

"More into the fet scene"

= We are above all this just shagging other people you low life's!

"No kissing only the females"

= hubby gets jealous if he sees me snogging another guy....

"Social meets first"

= Please be on time and prepared for your interview...

"Here for the forums only"

= I really need to find some real friends

We jest of course

And yet...

But I will lick

I feel the need to 'laugh' at everyone on site = really I need to put others down to make myself feel worth it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Real life-i'll see you there at 8, go to pub and friend is there.

Fab life-i'll see you there at 8, go to pub, hang around awkwardly, leave alone when all hope is gone.

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over a year ago

""Our life doesn't revolve around swinging"

= We are too good for most of you....

"Just dipping our toes"

= male has set up profile without wife knowing...

"We can't meet for a month or so"

= We don't really fancy you but we haven't the heart to say so....

"Quality over quantity"

= We don't really swing....

"Please fab my pictures and get me on the hotlist"

= It's the nearest I will get to fulfilling my dream of being famous....

"I only meet at clubs and go to......"

= I get free drinks for baiting people to come to a club....

"Don't want to shag the whole site"

= I think most on here are slags of course I'm not, I'm above that...

"Bi curious"

= I may kiss you and touch your boobs but I'm not going down on you...

"More into the fet scene"

= We are above all this just shagging other people you low life's!

"No kissing only the females"

= hubby gets jealous if he sees me snogging another guy....

"Social meets first"

= Please be on time and prepared for your interview...

"Here for the forums only"

= I really need to find some real friends

We jest of course

And yet...

But I will lick

I feel the need to 'laugh' at everyone on site = really I need to put others down to make myself feel worth it"

We feel the need to laugh at some expressions on here, just for fun

= fun being the operative word! Some take it all so seriously and can get bitter

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London

""Our life doesn't revolve around swinging"

= We are too good for most of you....

"Just dipping our toes"

= male has set up profile without wife knowing...

"We can't meet for a month or so"

= We don't really fancy you but we haven't the heart to say so....

"Quality over quantity"

= We don't really swing....

"Please fab my pictures and get me on the hotlist"

= It's the nearest I will get to fulfilling my dream of being famous....

"I only meet at clubs and go to......"

= I get free drinks for baiting people to come to a club....

"Don't want to shag the whole site"

= I think most on here are slags of course I'm not, I'm above that...

"Bi curious"

= I may kiss you and touch your boobs but I'm not going down on you...

"More into the fet scene"

= We are above all this just shagging other people you low life's!

"No kissing only the females"

= hubby gets jealous if he sees me snogging another guy....

"Social meets first"

= Please be on time and prepared for your interview...

"Here for the forums only"

= I really need to find some real friends

We jest of course

And yet...

But I will lick

I feel the need to 'laugh' at everyone on site = really I need to put others down to make myself feel worth it

We feel the need to laugh at some expressions on here, just for fun

= fun being the operative word! Some take it all so seriously and can get bitter

Not my type of humour or fun, making fun of other people ..... but I guess it takes all sorts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not my type of humour or fun, making fun of other people ..... but I guess it takes all sorts"

Oh come on...it's funny.

I think they were being deadly serious though....

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"People who don't like cake. Like wtf?

I don't like cake

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By *op gooserMan
over a year ago

chester

Only the extreme liberals getting butt hurt as per usual

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Fab n.s.a. - I will pretend to be a swinger but should really be on P.o.f. because after 3 meets will declare my undying love for you and turn nasty when you back off."

My bullshit has smelt of more roses than yours....

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By *uzi Jones 26Woman
over a year ago

The Devil's Lair

"People who don't like cake. Like wtf?

I don't like cake

You just haven't tried the cakes I bake my lovely

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over a year ago

""Our life doesn't revolve around swinging"

= We are too good for most of you....

"Just dipping our toes"

= male has set up profile without wife knowing...

"We can't meet for a month or so"

= We don't really fancy you but we haven't the heart to say so....

"Quality over quantity"

= We don't really swing....

"Please fab my pictures and get me on the hotlist"

= It's the nearest I will get to fulfilling my dream of being famous....

"I only meet at clubs and go to......"

= I get free drinks for baiting people to come to a club....

"Don't want to shag the whole site"

= I think most on here are slags of course I'm not, I'm above that...

"Bi curious"

= I may kiss you and touch your boobs but I'm not going down on you...

"More into the fet scene"

= We are above all this just shagging other people you low life's!

"No kissing only the females"

= hubby gets jealous if he sees me snogging another guy....

"Social meets first"

= Please be on time and prepared for your interview...

"Here for the forums only"

= I really need to find some real friends

We jest of course

And yet...

But I will lick

I feel the need to 'laugh' at everyone on site = really I need to put others down to make myself feel worth it

We feel the need to laugh at some expressions on here, just for fun

= fun being the operative word! Some take it all so seriously and can get bitter

Not my type of humour or fun, making fun of other people ..... but I guess it takes all sorts"

Only making fun of people if any of the "=" are true to the person reading it....

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"People who don't like cake. Like wtf?

I don't like cake

You just haven't tried the cakes I bake my lovely

Cake makes me very ill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not my type of humour or fun, making fun of other people ..... but I guess it takes all sorts

Oh come on...it's funny.

I think they were being deadly serious though....

It's funny to those that see the fun, to those that see themselves in the quotes it's deadly serious.......

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London

"Only the extreme liberals getting butt hurt as per usual

No, I just love those jokes that slag everyone else off because I know I am so much better .... if I don't find something funny because it sounds bitter, I am a liberal, okay ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab sense of humour

On here I'm butt ugly in real life I look like Daniel Craig

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

There are those that lead people on long term and think it's ok to treat them like cunts and then be the victim in circumstances it's a funny state of affairs

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London

Not my type of humour or fun, making fun of other people ..... but I guess it takes all sorts

Oh come on...it's funny.

I think they were being deadly serious though....

It's funny to those that see the fun, to those that see themselves in the quotes it's deadly serious......."

Oh no, now I have to check back and see if I can see myself ... and if I cant, well I must be one of the elite who can laugh at others ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Creases me up this place

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Creases me up this place

Me too

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By *op gooserMan
over a year ago

chester

"Only the extreme liberals getting butt hurt as per usual

No, I just love those jokes that slag everyone else off because I know I am so much better .... if I don't find something funny because it sounds bitter, I am a liberal, okay ..."
The reason why comedy on tv just ain't funny anymore. PC brigade wanting to ban and censor seems illiberal to me.

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London

Creases me up this place = ???

I am sure someone will make an assumption here about your real life situation based on this comment, but not me ....

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Creases me up this place = ???

I am sure someone will make an assumption here about your real life situation based on this comment, but not me ...."

What that it's full of key board warriors and them sort

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London

"Only the extreme liberals getting butt hurt as per usual

No, I just love those jokes that slag everyone else off because I know I am so much better .... if I don't find something funny because it sounds bitter, I am a liberal, okay ... The reason why comedy on tv just ain't funny anymore. PC brigade wanting to ban and censor seems illiberal to me."

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

by the seaside

"There are those that lead people on long term and think it's ok to treat them like cunts and then be the victim in circumstances it's a funny state of affairs "

Isn't it just.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Creases me up this place = ???

I am sure someone will make an assumption here about your real life situation based on this comment, but not me ...."

You been on the sauce ?

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By *ollyGWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

"Fab bi.....female of a couple pretending to be bi to have a MFF just to please their man."

The best one yet!

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London

"Creases me up this place = ???

I am sure someone will make an assumption here about your real life situation based on this comment, but not me ....

You been on the sauce ?"

Tomato?

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By *ollyGWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

"FAB single, we know you're not

I am lol

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By *op gooserMan
over a year ago

chester

"Only the extreme liberals getting butt hurt as per usual

If having to insult someone is the only thing that will make you laugh, then why blame the PC brigade? I don't want to ban or censor, prefer people to see people as they are .... are you blaming me for TV comedy not being funny any more?.. didn't know I had that influence "
You should be able to laugh at yourself as well. Too many fragile people. No I didn't say you specifically obviously I blame the extreme liberals.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody hell keep it light people.

ooofff too strong in here tonight..I'm off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"FAB single, we know you're not

I am lol"

I am sure someone will make an assumption here about your real life situation based on this comment, but not me ...."

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London

"Only the extreme liberals getting butt hurt as per usual

If having to insult someone is the only thing that will make you laugh, then why blame the PC brigade? I don't want to ban or censor, prefer people to see people as they are .... are you blaming me for TV comedy not being funny any more?.. didn't know I had that influence You should be able to laugh at yourself as well. Too many fragile people. No I didn't say you specifically obviously I blame the extreme liberals."

Who here doesn't laugh at themselves?

My issue is the long list laughing at other people, sort of ironic, yes, but gets a little blah after a while ....

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By *op gooserMan
over a year ago

chester

"Only the extreme liberals getting butt hurt as per usual

If having to insult someone is the only thing that will make you laugh, then why blame the PC brigade? I don't want to ban or censor, prefer people to see people as they are .... are you blaming me for TV comedy not being funny any more?.. didn't know I had that influence You should be able to laugh at yourself as well. Too many fragile people. No I didn't say you specifically obviously I blame the extreme liberals.

Who here doesn't laugh at themselves?

My issue is the long list laughing at other people, sort of ironic, yes, but gets a little blah after a while .... "
Heard of something called banter people do it you know.

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By *ollyGWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

"Fab "we are a couple very much in love" = our relationship is teetering on the brink and are getting involved in this in the hope that shagging other people will paper over the cracks, on a meet one or both of us is likely to go all psycho and we will have an astonishingly vicious row oblivious to the other people in the room. "

Brilliant!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking through this whole thread, can't see a thing that would really offend anybody.....unless.............

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London

"Only the extreme liberals getting butt hurt as per usual

If having to insult someone is the only thing that will make you laugh, then why blame the PC brigade? I don't want to ban or censor, prefer people to see people as they are .... are you blaming me for TV comedy not being funny any more?.. didn't know I had that influence You should be able to laugh at yourself as well. Too many fragile people. No I didn't say you specifically obviously I blame the extreme liberals.

Who here doesn't laugh at themselves?

My issue is the long list laughing at other people, sort of ironic, yes, but gets a little blah after a while .... Heard of something called banter people do it you know."

I think maybe you should green arrow us and then think again. Haven't been here recently, but lots of people know our profile for banter .... but, banter is not laughing and deriding other people. Sometimes there is a line between banter and insults .... I can see the difference

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London

"Looking through this whole thread, can't see a thing that would really offend anybody.....unless.............

Unless?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"There are those that lead people on long term and think it's ok to treat them like cunts and then be the victim in circumstances it's a funny state of affairs

Isn't it just."

no fucking shit Sherlock

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

by the seaside

"There are those that lead people on long term and think it's ok to treat them like cunts and then be the victim in circumstances it's a funny state of affairs

Isn't it just.

no fucking shit Sherlock "

Only half the story though eh, not airing dirty laundry pm me if you want to slag me off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London

"There are those that lead people on long term and think it's ok to treat them like cunts and then be the victim in circumstances it's a funny state of affairs

Isn't it just.

no fucking shit Sherlock

Only half the story though eh, not airing dirty laundry pm me if you want to slag me off

Why not just report the post? Now everyone sort of knows something is happening ....

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London

Ha ha

Fab couples don't like their perfect relationships being criticised ....

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

by the seaside

"There are those that lead people on long term and think it's ok to treat them like cunts and then be the victim in circumstances it's a funny state of affairs

Isn't it just.

no fucking shit Sherlock

Only half the story though eh, not airing dirty laundry pm me if you want to slag me off

Why not just report the post? Now everyone sort of knows something is happening .... "

I have no animosity towards the person so don't deem it mecessary.

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London

"There are those that lead people on long term and think it's ok to treat them like cunts and then be the victim in circumstances it's a funny state of affairs

Isn't it just.

no fucking shit Sherlock

Only half the story though eh, not airing dirty laundry pm me if you want to slag me off

Why not just report the post? Now everyone sort of knows something is happening ....

I have no animosity towards the person so don't deem it mecessary."

Is it defo about you though?

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

by the seaside

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over a year ago

by the seaside

"There are those that lead people on long term and think it's ok to treat them like cunts and then be the victim in circumstances it's a funny state of affairs

Isn't it just.

no fucking shit Sherlock

Only half the story though eh, not airing dirty laundry pm me if you want to slag me off

Why not just report the post? Now everyone sort of knows something is happening ....

I have no animosity towards the person so don't deem it mecessary.

Is it defo about you though?"

Yes, was expecting something like this to happen tbh but shame it's public but hey ho.

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London

"There are those that lead people on long term and think it's ok to treat them like cunts and then be the victim in circumstances it's a funny state of affairs

Isn't it just.

no fucking shit Sherlock

Only half the story though eh, not airing dirty laundry pm me if you want to slag me off

Why not just report the post? Now everyone sort of knows something is happening ....

I have no animosity towards the person so don't deem it mecessary.

Is it defo about you though?

Yes, was expecting something like this to happen tbh but shame it's public but hey ho."

Honestly, most people, if they are interested, would know there are two sides to every story ...

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over a year ago

by the seaside

"There are those that lead people on long term and think it's ok to treat them like cunts and then be the victim in circumstances it's a funny state of affairs

Isn't it just.

no fucking shit Sherlock

Only half the story though eh, not airing dirty laundry pm me if you want to slag me off

Why not just report the post? Now everyone sort of knows something is happening ....

I have no animosity towards the person so don't deem it mecessary.

Is it defo about you though?

Yes, was expecting something like this to happen tbh but shame it's public but hey ho.

Honestly, most people, if they are interested, would know there are two sides to every story ..."

The poster has taken it to pm's now so hopefully no more drama.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"There are those that lead people on long term and think it's ok to treat them like cunts and then be the victim in circumstances it's a funny state of affairs

Isn't it just.

no fucking shit Sherlock

Only half the story though eh, not airing dirty laundry pm me if you want to slag me off

Why not just report the post? Now everyone sort of knows something is happening ....

I have no animosity towards the person so don't deem it mecessary.

Is it defo about you though?

Yes, was expecting something like this to happen tbh but shame it's public but hey ho.

Honestly, most people, if they are interested, would know there are two sides to every story ..."

Three.

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

"I can spot a fake a mile off"

Yes, by looking in the mirror...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The paranoia is high in this thread I see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Read my profile or you will be blocked!!!!!!!

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over a year ago

"Only the extreme liberals getting butt hurt as per usual

If having to insult someone is the only thing that will make you laugh, then why blame the PC brigade? I don't want to ban or censor, prefer people to see people as they are .... are you blaming me for TV comedy not being funny any more?.. didn't know I had that influence You should be able to laugh at yourself as well. Too many fragile people. No I didn't say you specifically obviously I blame the extreme liberals.

Who here doesn't laugh at themselves?

My issue is the long list laughing at other people, sort of ironic, yes, but gets a little blah after a while .... Heard of something called banter people do it you know.

As we said nothing in this thread should offend anyone, if you have a particular gripe over anything we've said then please quote the offending piece and we will be happy to address your concerns

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London

"Only the extreme liberals getting butt hurt as per usual

If having to insult someone is the only thing that will make you laugh, then why blame the PC brigade? I don't want to ban or censor, prefer people to see people as they are .... are you blaming me for TV comedy not being funny any more?.. didn't know I had that influence You should be able to laugh at yourself as well. Too many fragile people. No I didn't say you specifically obviously I blame the extreme liberals.

Who here doesn't laugh at themselves?

My issue is the long list laughing at other people, sort of ironic, yes, but gets a little blah after a while .... Heard of something called banter people do it you know.

As we said nothing in this thread should offend anyone, if you have a particular gripe over anything we've said then please quote the offending piece and we will be happy to address your concerns"

All the silly innuendo about things touching a nerve? Doesn't matter to me, but I think it sets a really demeaning and derogatory tone on the forums, in the name of 'fun'

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