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"I want an orange mocha frappacchino" Can't you just stick a Terry's chocolate orange in the microwave for 3 minutes? | |||
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"I want an orange mocha frappacchino Can't you just stick a Terry's chocolate orange in the microwave for 3 minutes?" Actually I might just have an orange cocka fappacchino instead | |||
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"I want an orange mocha frappacchino Can't you just stick a Terry's chocolate orange in the microwave for 3 minutes? Actually I might just have an orange cocka fappacchino instead " Do not microwave that!!!! | |||
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"I want an orange mocha frappacchino" I can stick an orange in some instant coffee for you. | |||
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"I really need sleep but I'm here... For how long I don't know " Hello Bob. o/ | |||
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"I want an orange mocha frappacchino Can't you just stick a Terry's chocolate orange in the microwave for 3 minutes? Actually I might just have an orange cocka fappacchino instead Do not microwave that!!!!" | |||
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"[Terry's Chocolate Orange removed from microwave by poster at 25/03/17 01:40:35]" | |||
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"I want an orange mocha frappacchino I can stick an orange in some instant coffee for you." I your euphemisms. Pure filth. | |||
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"I want a cock to ride. Fuck the frappunonsense." Yeah, probably easier to find here than a fancy iced coffee, lol. | |||
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"I want a cock to ride. Fuck the frappunonsense." Does the erectjim bus not stop near you? Ding ding | |||
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"I want a cock to ride. Fuck the frappunonsense." How far away from me are you right now? I can herd cock. | |||
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"[Terry's Chocolate Orange removed from microwave by poster at 25/03/17 01:40:35]" Was it fully melted or was the core still hard? | |||
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"I want an orange mocha frappacchino I can stick an orange in some instant coffee for you. I your euphemisms. Pure filth. " | |||
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"I want a cock to ride. Fuck the frappunonsense. Yeah, probably easier to find here than a fancy iced coffee, lol." You would think that, wouldn't you? It's quite hard really. | |||
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"Being naughty doing things I shouldn't .. But I like it.. Toot toot .. " Chef! Toot toot. | |||
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"I want a cock to ride. Fuck the frappunonsense. How far away from me are you right now? I can herd cock. " About 150 miles away. That's quite a length to be herding. How will you keep them motivated? | |||
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"I want a cock to ride. Fuck the frappunonsense. Yeah, probably easier to find here than a fancy iced coffee, lol. You would think that, wouldn't you? It's quite hard really. " Guess that's why they stopped calling this site "Instashag". | |||
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"I want a cock to ride. Fuck the frappunonsense. How far away from me are you right now? I can herd cock. About 150 miles away. That's quite a length to be herding. How will you keep them motivated? " Dammit. You should be in London. I could speed dial some deliveries. | |||
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"I want a cock to ride. Fuck the frappunonsense. How far away from me are you right now? I can herd cats. " Are you the female equivalent of the Pied Piper of Hamlin ffs woman | |||
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"I want a cock to ride. Fuck the frappunonsense. How far away from me are you right now? I can herd cats. Are you the female equivalent of the Pied Piper of Hamlin ffs woman " When I play my instrument they come a-flocking | |||
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"I want a cock to ride. Fuck the frappunonsense. How far away from me are you right now? I can herd cock. About 150 miles away. That's quite a length to be herding. How will you keep them motivated? Dammit. You should be in London. I could speed dial some deliveries. " Deliveroo really have diversified! | |||
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"I want a cock to ride. Fuck the frappunonsense. How far away from me are you right now? I can herd cock. About 150 miles away. That's quite a length to be herding. How will you keep them motivated? Dammit. You should be in London. I could speed dial some deliveries. Deliveroo really have diversified!" They have, haven't they? | |||
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"Try toast. One side Nutella. One side marmalade Yum" That sounds very messy to eat. Is the person microwaving the Terry's chocolate orange okay, was worried they'd left the foil on and set fire to their kitchen. | |||
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"[Poster leaves for London at 25/03/17 01:53:40]" Oh don't. The thought is tempting to say the least. I need to stop having sex. 'Tis the only cure. | |||
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"I want a cock to ride. Fuck the frappunonsense. How far away from me are you right now? I can herd cock. About 150 miles away. That's quite a length to be herding. How will you keep them motivated? Dammit. You should be in London. I could speed dial some deliveries. Deliveroo really have diversified! They have, haven't they?" They've even got fancy new outfits. Will the delivery girl cycling through town earlier did. Whacking great box on her back too | |||
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"I want a cock to ride. Fuck the frappunonsense. How far away from me are you right now? I can herd cock. About 150 miles away. That's quite a length to be herding. How will you keep them motivated? Dammit. You should be in London. I could speed dial some deliveries. Deliveroo really have diversified! They have, haven't they?" Should call it Cockaroo | |||
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"[Poster leaves for London at 25/03/17 01:53:40] Oh don't. The thought is tempting to say the least. I need to stop having sex. 'Tis the only cure. " Cure for what? | |||
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"I want a cock to ride. Fuck the frappunonsense. How far away from me are you right now? I can herd cats. Are you the female equivalent of the Pied Piper of Hamlin ffs woman When I play my instrument they come a-fucking" I bet they do. | |||
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"I want a cock to ride. Fuck the frappunonsense. How far away from me are you right now? I can herd cock. About 150 miles away. That's quite a length to be herding. How will you keep them motivated? Dammit. You should be in London. I could speed dial some deliveries. Deliveroo really have diversified! They have, haven't they? Should call it Cockaroo " Or deliver-rod | |||
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"I want a cock to ride. Fuck the frappunonsense. How far away from me are you right now? I can herd cats. Are you the female equivalent of the Pied Piper of Hamlin ffs woman When I play my instrument they come a-fucking I bet they do." As long as she doesn't break ya banjo string | |||
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"Try toast. One side Nutella. One side marmalade Yum That sounds very messy to eat. Is the person microwaving the Terry's chocolate orange okay, was worried they'd left the foil on and set fire to their kitchen. " Nutella on one slice of toast, marmalade on another. Place one slice on top of the other. Jaffa cake toast sandwich. | |||
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"Just woken up...Covered in rice and mega heartburn.... " That sounds like you had an epic time before you fell asleep!! | |||
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"Try toast. One side Nutella. One side marmalade Yum That sounds very messy to eat. Is the person microwaving the Terry's chocolate orange okay, was worried they'd left the foil on and set fire to their kitchen. Nutella on one slice of toast, marmalade on another. Place one slice on top of the other. Jaffa cake toast sandwich. " *am actually trying this, I shit you not* | |||
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"Just woken up...Covered in rice and mega heartburn.... " Rice rice baby. | |||
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"Just woken up...Covered in rice and mega heartburn.... That sounds like you had an epic time before you fell asleep!!" I think i peaked too soon | |||
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"Try toast. One side Nutella. One side marmalade Yum That sounds very messy to eat. Is the person microwaving the Terry's chocolate orange okay, was worried they'd left the foil on and set fire to their kitchen. Nutella on one slice of toast, marmalade on another. Place one slice on top of the other. Jaffa cake toast sandwich. *am actually trying this, I shit you not*" Awesome. | |||
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"[Poster leaves for London at 25/03/17 01:53:40] Oh don't. The thought is tempting to say the least. I need to stop having sex. 'Tis the only cure. Cure for what?" The affliction of posting utter nonsense as dictated by your libido. | |||
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"Hungry and horny. Not great lol" I've got some spare rice, if you're in need? | |||
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"Try toast. One side Nutella. One side marmalade Yum That sounds very messy to eat. Is the person microwaving the Terry's chocolate orange okay, was worried they'd left the foil on and set fire to their kitchen. Nutella on one slice of toast, marmalade on another. Place one slice on top of the other. Jaffa cake toast sandwich. *am actually trying this, I shit you not* Awesome. " Will have to pass as not a big fan of Nutella, marmalade - or jaffa cakes. Other than that, it sounds lovely, lol. | |||
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"[Poster leaves for London at 25/03/17 01:53:40] Oh don't. The thought is tempting to say the least. I need to stop having sex. 'Tis the only cure. Cure for what? The affliction of posting utter nonsense as dictated by your libido. " Actually, I'm horny most of the time, and talking shit most of the time too - so yeah, there could well be a connection. | |||
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"Try toast. One side Nutella. One side marmalade Yum That sounds very messy to eat. Is the person microwaving the Terry's chocolate orange okay, was worried they'd left the foil on and set fire to their kitchen. Nutella on one slice of toast, marmalade on another. Place one slice on top of the other. Jaffa cake toast sandwich. *am actually trying this, I shit you not* Awesome. Will have to pass as not a big fan of Nutella, marmalade - or jaffa cakes. Other than that, it sounds lovely, lol. " Just butter for you then | |||
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"The affliction of posting utter nonsense as dictated by your libido. " "utter nonsense" ? Ha ha, you part timer, inane drivel is the place that you need to aim for | |||
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"Maay iay llaay loneaay?" *plumps up pillow | |||
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"Maay iay llaay loneaay? *plumps up pillow " Hoay eyhay! | |||
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"Wtf talking about Oday ouyay otnay nowkay? " Yeah, I'm confused too. | |||
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"I've just got home, tired but not tired " Leepysay etyay otnay? | |||
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"Wtf talking about Oday ouyay otnay nowkay? Yeah, I'm confused too." Eallyray? | |||
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"I've just got home, tired but not tired Leepysay etyay otnay? " I think her batteries ran out | |||
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"I've just got home, tired but not tired " same for me. Tired but cant sleep x | |||
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"I've just got home, tired but not tired Leepysay etyay otnay? I think her batteries ran out" Tiay siay implesay henway ouyay etgay tiay. | |||
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"I've just got home, tired but not tired Leepysay etyay otnay? " Dunna wury shy myt be a brummie/jawdee in disguise | |||
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"I've just got home, tired but not tired Leepysay etyay otnay? Dunna wury shy myt be a brummie/jawdee in disguise " Otnay ruetay | |||
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"Hey, first post lol Just got in bed .. bliss" Evening x | |||
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"I've just got home, tired but not tired Leepysay etyay otnay? Dunna wury shy myt be a brummie/jawdee in disguise Otnay ruetay" With cheese? | |||
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"Hey, first post lol Just got in bed .. bliss Evening x" Howdy | |||
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"I've just got home, tired but not tired same for me. Tired but cant sleep x" Same too... I woyld say I was trying hard but fab isnt helping lol. Nice pics btw... | |||
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"I've just got home, tired but not tired Leepysay etyay otnay? Dunna wury shy myt be a brummie/jawdee in disguise Otnay ruetay" Songrine flesnne? | |||
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"I've just got home, tired but not tired Leepysay etyay otnay? Dunna wury shy myt be a brummie/jawdee in disguise Otnay ruetay Songrine flesnne? " Iay oday otnay ollowfay... | |||
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"Hey, first post lol Just got in bed .. bliss" My first hello to you. Hello! | |||
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"I've just got home, tired but not tired Leepysay etyay otnay? Dunna wury shy myt be a brummie/jawdee in disguise Otnay ruetay Songrine flesnne? Iay oday otnay ollowfay..." Molement slup dreb kwilps | |||
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"Tried counting sheep but ain't working, coming on here only makes it harder to nod off, don't suppose taking a pic of it rising helped either, oh well have to perv for a bit " Hey Handy. Are you related to Honey G? | |||
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"I've just got home, tired but not tired Leepysay etyay otnay? Dunna wury shy myt be a brummie/jawdee in disguise Otnay ruetay Songrine flesnne? Iay oday otnay ollowfay... Molement slup dreb kwilps " Hatway? | |||
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"Good morning from a tipsy ohno haha more than tipsy " Good eveningmorning tipsy Ohno. | |||
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"hello fellow insomniacs.. how is everyone.." Hello Nice. I'm guessing everyone is awake. | |||
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"I've just got home, tired but not tired Leepysay etyay otnay? Dunna wury shy myt be a brummie/jawdee in disguise Otnay ruetay Songrine flesnne? Iay oday otnay ollowfay... Molement slup dreb kwilps Hatway?" Culinerfary enistor sonflecway | |||
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"I've just got home, tired but not tired Leepysay etyay otnay? Dunna wury shy myt be a brummie/jawdee in disguise Otnay ruetay Songrine flesnne? Iay oday otnay ollowfay... Molement slup dreb kwilps Hatway? Culinerfary enistor sonflecway " Was that one of the spells in "Harry Potter"? | |||
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"Ayyay imjay! " Oday ouyay etgay hatway iay maay ayingsay? Fiay osay, aysay igpay! | |||
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"Ayyay imjay! Oday ouyay etgay hatway iay maay ayingsay? Fiay osay, aysay igpay! " Erm. | |||
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"Well sleep is evading me again Sadface." Grimacing is more like it. | |||
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"I've just got home, tired but not tired Leepysay etyay otnay? Dunna wury shy myt be a brummie/jawdee in disguise Otnay ruetay Songrine flesnne? Iay oday otnay ollowfay... Molement slup dreb kwilps Hatway? Culinerfary enistor sonflecway Was that one of the spells in "Harry Potter"?" Not a scooby, who the hell is Harry Potter anyway | |||
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"Well sleep is evading me again Sadface. Grimacing is more like it. " Still in pain, PP? Want a bounce? | |||
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"Well sleep is evading me again Sadface. Grimacing is more like it. Still in pain, PP? Want a bounce?" Yes and yes | |||
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"Just having fun with pig latin " Whatever gets you through the night is groovy with me. | |||
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"Estella, how was the Jaffa cake toast sandwich?" Bosker, thanks Jim | |||
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"Just having fun with pig latin Whatever gets you through the night is groovy with me." He's going to veri me later. | |||
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"Just having fun with pig latin Whatever gets you through the night is groovy with me." Feeling Groovy www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvlW4bEjB5A | |||
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"Just having fun with pig latin Whatever gets you through the night is groovy with me. Feeling Groovy www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvlW4bEjB5A" Slow down! You move too fast! You got to make the morning last.... | |||
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"Just having fun with pig latin Whatever gets you through the night is groovy with me. He's going to veri me later." Will that be written in Pig Latin too? | |||
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"Just having fun with pig latin Whatever gets you through the night is groovy with me. He's going to veri me later." | |||
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"Just having fun with pig latin Whatever gets you through the night is groovy with me. He's going to finger me later. " FTFY | |||
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"Just having fun with pig latin Whatever gets you through the night is groovy with me. He's going to finger me later. FTFY" Filth. | |||
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"Just having fun with pig latin Whatever gets you through the night is groovy with me. He's going to trotter me later. FTFY" FIFY | |||
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"Just having fun with pig latin Whatever gets you through the night is groovy with me. He's going to trotter me later. FTFY FIFY" I'm going to get porked. | |||
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"Just having fun with pig latin Whatever gets you through the night is groovy with me. He's going to trotter me later. FTFY FIFY I'm going to get porked. " | |||
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"Wish I was! " Has anyone actually got the energy for that at this time of night? | |||
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"Wish I was! Has anyone actually got the energy for that at this time of night? " I'm *always* energetic about fucking. | |||
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"I'm going to get myself a Fleshlight out of ma glove box.." I don't blame ya pp | |||
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"Wish I was! Has anyone actually got the energy for that at this time of night? I'm *always* energetic about fucking. " Actually, now I think about it, this time last week I was still at it at OurPlace4Fun, lol. Now on a night shift and just feel drained. | |||
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"Wish I was! Has anyone actually got the energy for that at this time of night? I'm *always* energetic about fucking. Actually, now I think about it, this time last week I was still at it at OurPlace4Fun, lol. Now on a night shift and just feel drained." Were you drained last week too? | |||
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"Wish I was! Has anyone actually got the energy for that at this time of night? I'm *always* energetic about fucking. Actually, now I think about it, this time last week I was still at it at OurPlace4Fun, lol. Now on a night shift and just feel drained. Were you drained last week too? " Yeah, but in a very different, and far more enjoyable way, lol. | |||
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"Wish I was! Has anyone actually got the energy for that at this time of night? I'm *always* energetic about fucking. Actually, now I think about it, this time last week I was still at it at OurPlace4Fun, lol. Now on a night shift and just feel drained. Were you drained last week too? Yeah, but in a very different, and far more enjoyable way, lol." | |||
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"Wish I was! Has anyone actually got the energy for that at this time of night? I'm *always* energetic about fucking. Actually, now I think about it, this time last week I was still at it at OurPlace4Fun, lol. Now on a night shift and just feel drained. Were you drained last week too? Yeah, but in a very different, and far more enjoyable way, lol. " You've got me thinking now, bet the party's still going there and I'm stuck here, | |||
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"Evening or morning all. I'm stuck grafting away still. Hope your Friday night has been more eventful than mine. " Eveningmorning -- the nocturnal thread greeting! | |||
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