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Comic Relief 2017

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By *yrdwoman OP   Woman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

For those saddoes like me staying in tonight, are you watching? Anything you're looking forward to (let me guess, does it have Actually in the title?)

Not sure I can cope with James Corden and Miranda Hart any more this evening, but might stick it out for the look back at old Comic Reliefs.

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

I would donate to keep him off,cant stand him!

Miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i always give a quid for every time that programme makes me laugh.

i've donated £0.00 so far

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By *yrdwoman OP   Woman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"i always give a quid for every time that programme makes me laugh.

i've donated £0.00 so far "

How about donating when it makes you well up? Or would that be £0.00 too?

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By *layboi69Man
over a year ago

alfreton

Moneys not going to the places it should so wouldnt watch it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i always give a quid for every time that programme makes me laugh.

i've donated £0.00 so far

How about donating when it makes you well up? Or would that be £0.00 too? "

i dunno, the reason it's never made me laugh is because i never watch it see so welling up would score a similar tally i feel

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By *yrdwoman OP   Woman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"i always give a quid for every time that programme makes me laugh.

i've donated £0.00 so far

How about donating when it makes you well up? Or would that be £0.00 too?

i dunno, the reason it's never made me laugh is because i never watch it see so welling up would score a similar tally i feel "

I must admit after 23 mins I am feeling the need to turn over. I was happy to do a bake sale, and managed to donate £80, but I think that's as much as I should have to do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i always give a quid for every time that programme makes me laugh.

i've donated £0.00 so far

How about donating when it makes you well up? Or would that be £0.00 too?

i dunno, the reason it's never made me laugh is because i never watch it see so welling up would score a similar tally i feel

I must admit after 23 mins I am feeling the need to turn over. I was happy to do a bake sale, and managed to donate £80, but I think that's as much as I should have to do."

i'm just not really that into telly to be honest whatever it is...i relented and actually bought one last year and it's just a monitor for other stuff now i'm searching for some way i've given to charity now cos next to you i feel mean but i've got very little to come back with! i'm a bit of a miser. i do a little bit for the education for the children foundation in terms of getting them into festivals to run bottle exchanges, the profits of which they keep, and we got them into t in the park's charity village (when that was a thing) and stuff like that but i'm a bit of a grim ol' sceptic with giving my own cash to a middle man. i'll stop and give homeless people a bit sometimes or a few roll up's worth of backy and a chat but that's about me

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By *yrdwoman OP   Woman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"i always give a quid for every time that programme makes me laugh.

i've donated £0.00 so far

How about donating when it makes you well up? Or would that be £0.00 too?

i dunno, the reason it's never made me laugh is because i never watch it see so welling up would score a similar tally i feel

I must admit after 23 mins I am feeling the need to turn over. I was happy to do a bake sale, and managed to donate £80, but I think that's as much as I should have to do.

i'm just not really that into telly to be honest whatever it is...i relented and actually bought one last year and it's just a monitor for other stuff now i'm searching for some way i've given to charity now cos next to you i feel mean but i've got very little to come back with! i'm a bit of a miser. i do a little bit for the education for the children foundation in terms of getting them into festivals to run bottle exchanges, the profits of which they keep, and we got them into t in the park's charity village (when that was a thing) and stuff like that but i'm a bit of a grim ol' sceptic with giving my own cash to a middle man. i'll stop and give homeless people a bit sometimes or a few roll up's worth of backy and a chat but that's about me "

Eh, I only do charity because I like baking. I don't do runs, or days out, or anything like that. I just thought it might be good to watch as I haven't watched it for so long, but it really is dire.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I've been out in town all afternoon and not seen anyone wearing a red nose....

Bring back The Secret Policeman's Ball, that's what I say

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By *candiumWoman
over a year ago

oban

Didn't even realise it was on tonight.

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By *yrdwoman OP   Woman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Didn't even realise it was on tonight."

You're missing nowt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm watching it atm. Gary Barlow looked seriously fit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've been out in town all afternoon and not seen anyone wearing a red nose....

Bring back The Secret Policeman's Ball, that's what I say "

It never left it's just wearing Cammo!

*trudges off to get coat!

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By *yrdwoman OP   Woman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

James Corden laughs like Basil Brush. Shame he's not as funny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will tape it. Forward through to the bits I am interested in.

Not giving them any funds this year, gave a bit of dosh to the disaster relief via Save the Children and done a shed load of cupcakes twice in the last month for Acorns and the church fair.

Not religious as such but my neighbour is and looks after my munchkin for free when I walk my dog so just helping her back, really x

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I've been out in town all afternoon and not seen anyone wearing a red nose....

Bring back The Secret Policeman's Ball, that's what I say

It never left it's just wearing Cammo!

*trudges off to get coat!"

Put it away, Plectrum! If I see it once more this period, Plectrum, I shall have to tweak you. Do you have a solicitor, Plectrum? You're lying, so I shall tweak you anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only watching for love actually and maybe the look back at the songs etc of the years. Couple of giggle moments but nothing great on there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We aren't watching it, we have the football on.

However at work i have worn red and sold cakes to raise money for red nose day.

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By *yrdwoman OP   Woman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Reeves and Mortimer seem to have crossed the line from post modern humour to absolute garbage.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I'll have it on but, a bit like Fab, I'm doing other things at the same time.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Reeves and Mortimer seem to have crossed the line from post modern humour to absolute garbage."

It's not funny, whatever it is.

Lenny is looking hot though.

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By *andtsurreyCouple
over a year ago

Torbay

I was waiting for the Love Actually bit but it's so rubbish I've turned it off. I must be missing my sense of humour tonight

T

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By *yrdwoman OP   Woman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Reeves and Mortimer seem to have crossed the line from post modern humour to absolute garbage.

It's not funny, whatever it is.

Lenny is looking hot though.

"

He's lost some weight and is looking tasty. Seeing Billy Connolly broke my heart.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was waiting for the Love Actually bit but it's so rubbish I've turned it off. I must be missing my sense of humour tonight

T "

I have a kodi box so I can watch anythingi like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm waiting for the Love Actually thing but so far its been very poor, and not a lot of laughs to be had

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Reeves and Mortimer seem to have crossed the line from post modern humour to absolute garbage."

Agreed, I've just turned over to watch Lethal Weapon.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Reeves and Mortimer seem to have crossed the line from post modern humour to absolute garbage.

It's not funny, whatever it is.

Lenny is looking hot though.

He's lost some weight and is looking tasty. Seeing Billy Connolly broke my heart."

That was very sad.

I saw Sir Lenny in the flesh (not like that!) a couple of years ago and he was very toned then. Now that he's got rid of the facial hair he looks younger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I may be getting old and grumpy but I do feel the build up has been a "look what starstudded bash the bbc is holding tonight" almost like a Christmas line up advert. When I remember live aid and the first couple of comic reliefs actually being hashed together because there is unacceptable suffering in the world.

Maybe we're guilty of accepting the suffering as a day to day thing it has no meaning anymore. The world is a mess after different governments,world leaders; the good intent has been lost as we never question politics anymore. The celebs should be speaking out about why these people are in this situation such as homeless and helpless.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I may be getting old and grumpy but I do feel the build up has been a "look what starstudded bash the bbc is holding tonight" almost like a Christmas line up advert. When I remember live aid and the first couple of comic reliefs actually being hashed together because there is unacceptable suffering in the world.

Maybe we're guilty of accepting the suffering as a day to day thing it has no meaning anymore. The world is a mess after different governments,world leaders; the good intent has been lost as we never question politics anymore. The celebs should be speaking out about why these people are in this situation such as homeless and helpless."

But they do and then are slammed for commenting on something when they're 'just celebrities'.

I don't think the show is good this year but I'm still glad people made Malteser cakes etc.

I don't know who the annoying woman in the silver skirt is either. Perhaps I'm not enjoying it as I don't know who everyone is and those I do know I like for their dead-pan, derisive stand-up. Which doesn't translate well for show telethon show.

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

I must admit the girly in the silver frock is annoying but there have been some good bits....Your Mum was not bad and Red Nose Day Actually was very good...but I am a self confessed Curtis addict.

it has given me one thing though...my bizarre crush on the smack the pony girls is back again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I gave up on it...

I'm now watching gogglebox

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I must admit the girly in the silver frock is annoying but there have been some good bits....Your Mum was not bad and Red Nose Day Actually was very good...but I am a self confessed Curtis addict.

it has given me one thing though...my bizarre crush on the smack the pony girls is back again "

I liked the RND Actually too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Moneys not going to the places it should so wouldnt watch it"

I'm not so sure. When I see a baby dying of malnutrition, I think maybe it's worth donating. But this isn't to pick on your statement

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By *yrdwoman OP   Woman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"I must admit the girly in the silver frock is annoying but there have been some good bits....Your Mum was not bad and Red Nose Day Actually was very good...but I am a self confessed Curtis addict.

it has given me one thing though...my bizarre crush on the smack the pony girls is back again

I liked the RND Actually too.

"

Better than I was hoping for from Curtis.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

At least Jeremy Kyle self depreciated himself quite well

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

i did donate liked the take that bit and mrs brown

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By *VBethTV/TS
over a year ago

Chester

I've been watching it, just donated £10.... to the air ambulance.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Fantastic contribution from the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation.

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By *yrdwoman OP   Woman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Fantastic contribution from the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation.

"

Yep.

And it doesn't matter who you donate to.

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By *mber GamblerCouple
over a year ago

rugby

I put it on. Watched a 13 month old little girl die of malaria. Turned it off in tears.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Eek, seeing a banana peeled by feet was not what I was expecting.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I put it on. Watched a 13 month old little girl die of malaria. Turned it off in tears. "

All for the want a net.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm waiting for the Love Actually thing but so far its been very poor, and not a lot of laughs to be had "

I agree.

I think it needs to re jig the format, its tired & old fashioned with all these so called fun sketches.

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By *mber GamblerCouple
over a year ago

rugby


"I put it on. Watched a 13 month old little girl die of malaria. Turned it off in tears.

All for the want a net.

"

The one i watched was asking for a testing kit. If she had been tested and the malaria was found earlier they could have saved her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

71 million raised so far .... well done everyone who contributed time, effort and donations

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By *yrdwoman OP   Woman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"71 million raised so far .... well done everyone who contributed time, effort and donations "

That's excellent.

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