FabSwingers.com forum: Pet hates on here...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So... what really grinds your gears on here?

If we can miss out the:

Girls don't message me...

And the men are just rude...

That would be great.

So, mine.

People who use this like its facebook.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some of the hideous bigoted vitriol that gets spouted on occasion.

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

People who dont read profiles ,note i said people as men and couples are guilty.

Miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So... what really grinds your gears on here?

If we can miss out the:

Girls don't message me...

And the men are just rude...

That would be great.

So, mine.

People who use this like its facebook.

"
she replies with (OK)

A very lazy reply!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pet hate threads ...

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

Couple profiles with no pics of him,but tonnes of the woman,when they want to meet couples.

Miss

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By *ander_XMan
over a year ago

Greater Manchester

Personal conversations, drama and judgement of other peoples' choices in status updates.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loads of stuff but I leave my rants till Thursday.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Flirting in the forums. I don't mean the odd

here and there. I mean when a post gets taken wayyyyy of topic by two people who obviously haven't worked out how to message each other.

Outright trolling.

Angry posts about one demographic of the site (e.g. men bitching about women, women bitching about men etc etc).

-isms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When people say "want to meet?" in a first message with no profile or pics.

How would I know?!

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By *airymagicWoman
over a year ago

goblin city

Flaccid cock pics

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

It takes a lot to frustrate me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So... what really grinds your gears on here?

If we can miss out the:

Girls don't message me...

And the men are just rude...

That would be great.

So, mine.

People who use this like its facebook.

What's up hun?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The constant 'Give me attention' statuses people put on.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"The constant 'Give me attention' statuses people put on. "

Oh the same one refreshed every couple of hours too.

And the beggy ones

Bore off

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

The self entitlement attitude that some have on here, thinking because they have mailed you and because you are on here you owe them something for some reason

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Single guys saving they are genuine and yes are verified lol ,most turn out to be a total waste of time ,ask to join party list send messages to them and no reply lol

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"The self entitlement attitude that some have on here, thinking because they have mailed you and because you are on here you owe them something for some reason

Usually a shag?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The self entitlement attitude that some have on here, thinking because they have mailed you and because you are on here you owe them something for some reason

Usually a shag?"

Or a cake!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The constant 'Give me attention' statuses people put on. "

This and general bitchy, personal attack statuses that are intended as a dig at one particular person to see, but everyone else has to endure!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't say I get frustrated with this site. It's purely about fun. If it was making me feel negative emotions, then I wouldn't be on here.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"The self entitlement attitude that some have on here, thinking because they have mailed you and because you are on here you owe them something for some reason

Usually a shag?

Or a cake!!!

You and your pissing cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The self entitlement attitude that some have on here, thinking because they have mailed you and because you are on here you owe them something for some reason

Usually a shag?

Or a cake!!!

You and your pissing cake

You pissed on my cake!!!

That's not nice!!!

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Loads of stuff but I leave my rants till Thursday.

Good call

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Single guys saving they are genuine and yes are verified lol ,most turn out to be a total waste of time ,ask to join party list send messages to them and no reply lol "

You mean they get offered to come to a party and don't reply? Are they mad? Seriously some people have no social skills. The amount of sex is great in the scene, yeah, but I also like just getting to meet and know new people too, not always to shag em (now their mates, maybe

). One of my best mates now is someone I met in the scene and we kind of ended up being wingmen for each other. Such a funny bloke though, no homo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wingmen.....who expect you (me) to arrange meets to gratify there selfish needs'fuck em'...who needs em!!lax twats

get your own meets!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oooh a new one...

Supposed to meet someone this morning.

Got a mail a 3pm in the afternoon saying they can make it. A full 6 hours later.

Brilliant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So... what really grinds your gears on here?

If we can miss out the:

Girls don't message me...

And the men are just rude...

That would be great.

So, mine.

People who use this like its facebook.

mine is people who clearly don't check that there isn't already a similar thread about a certain subject and just launch their own anyway, like it was a totally new idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who don't realise that as an adult web site there will be adults on it who have adult issues.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oooh a new one...

Supposed to meet someone this morning.

Got a mail a 3pm in the afternoon saying they can make it. A full 6 hours later.

Brilliant."

so you are using this thread to air your dirty laundry? interesting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those who are constantly seeking attention.

And those sycophantic enough to give it to them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So... what really grinds your gears on here?

If we can miss out the:

Girls don't message me...

And the men are just rude...

That would be great.

So, mine.

People who use this like its facebook.

"
The forum

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"The self entitlement attitude that some have on here, thinking because they have mailed you and because you are on here you owe them something for some reason

Usually a shag?"

And they want it now! Even though they have a blank profile and no pictures......Let me just go grab my coat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When someone doesn't reply, its understandable that , especially females,get hi volumes of messages but if you take the time to message and add a picture a polite hi or even a piss off is better than being ignored

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sending messages like...I'm down your way today....

Do you want to come to a club this weekend ..when it's a complete stranger...

Rude vulger messages...

Apart from that I quite like it here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Flirting in the forums. I don't mean the odd

here and there. I mean when a post gets taken wayyyyy of topic by two people who obviously haven't worked out how to message each other.

Outright trolling.

Angry posts about one demographic of the site (e.g. men bitching about women, women bitching about men etc etc).

-isms"

What's the fun in private messaging each other i love flirting with people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Avatar pic of a Dick or a Vag

Cant people just leave pics like that for their profiles only?

So then we aren't subjected to these hideous sights while on the forums.

Not sure if anyone else feels the same or am I just too Jesus ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Avatar pic of a Dick or a Vag

Cant people just leave pics like that for their profiles only?

So then we aren't subjected to these hideous sights while on the forums.

Not sure if anyone else feels the same or am I just too Jesus ?

Just too jesus

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"Flirting in the forums. I don't mean the odd

here and there. I mean when a post gets taken wayyyyy of topic by two people who obviously haven't worked out how to message each other.

Outright trolling.

Angry posts about one demographic of the site (e.g. men bitching about women, women bitching about men etc etc).

-isms

What's the fun in private messaging each other i love flirting with people.

so do i sexy fancy a pawn curry and brown rice with me xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Flirting in the forums. I don't mean the odd

here and there. I mean when a post gets taken wayyyyy of topic by two people who obviously haven't worked out how to message each other.

Outright trolling.

Angry posts about one demographic of the site (e.g. men bitching about women, women bitching about men etc etc).

-isms

What's the fun in private messaging each other i love flirting with people.

so do i sexy fancy a pawn curry and brown rice with me xxx

I like more with you but that's a good start what's for afters.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

People who start threads berating the behaviour of one entire demographic because they don't behave like that themselves. It's not the threads per se that annoy me; it's the lack of empathy for what the fab experience might be like for others e.g. 'well, I always answer all my messages, why can't single women?' when they're a couple or man who don't seem to understand the inundation that can happen or a single woman 'how dare he tell me he doesn't want to meet me without a face pic?' as if assuming single guys need to take what they can get. That kind of thing. Not much in the grander scheme of things but just trying to see fab from another demographic's perspective would make such ranters far more understanding and less annoying. To me, anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who start threads berating the behaviour of one entire demographic because they don't behave like that themselves. It's not the threads per se that annoy me; it's the lack of empathy for what the fab experience might be like for others e.g. 'well, I always answer all my messages, why can't single women?' when they're a couple or man who don't seem to understand the inundation that can happen or a single woman 'how dare he tell me he doesn't want to meet me without a face pic?' as if assuming single guys need to take what they can get. That kind of thing. Not much in the grander scheme of things but just trying to see fab from another demographic's perspective would make such ranters far more understanding and less annoying. To me, anyway."

So bloomin' true!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oooh a new one...

Supposed to meet someone this morning.

Got a mail a 3pm in the afternoon saying they can make it. A full 6 hours later.

Brilliant."
lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sending messages like...I'm down your way today....

Do you want to come to a club this weekend ..when it's a complete stranger...

Rude vulger messages...

Apart from that I quite like it here.

"
it's not that unusal to go to club with a first meet ....you can have a social .....

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"Flirting in the forums. I don't mean the odd

here and there. I mean when a post gets taken wayyyyy of topic by two people who obviously haven't worked out how to message each other.

Outright trolling.

Angry posts about one demographic of the site (e.g. men bitching about women, women bitching about men etc etc).

-isms

What's the fun in private messaging each other i love flirting with people.

so do i sexy fancy a pawn curry and brown rice with me xxx

I like more with you but that's a good start what's for afters.

the usual you over my knee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

False self deprecation, just read a thread and OP definitely seem to have a touch of it.

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By *radleywigginsMan
over a year ago

northwest

Have we had the expression 'lol' yet?

If not, can I please add the expression, 'lol'?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sending messages like...I'm down your way today....

Do you want to come to a club this weekend ..when it's a complete stranger...

Rude vulger messages...

Apart from that I quite like it here.

it's not that unusal to go to club with a first meet ....you can have a social ....."

Not for me I'm afraid. If it works for then

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By *afftypeMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

The whole label debate that raises its head practically daily

The phrase 'fab straight'

The fact that some people can't understand that someone can be sexual regardless of the gender they want to be sexual with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Flirting in the forums. I don't mean the odd

here and there. I mean when a post gets taken wayyyyy of topic by two people who obviously haven't worked out how to message each other.

Outright trolling.

Angry posts about one demographic of the site (e.g. men bitching about women, women bitching about men etc etc).

-isms

What's the fun in private messaging each other i love flirting with people.

so do i sexy fancy a pawn curry and brown rice with me xxx

I like more with you but that's a good start what's for afters.

the usual you over my knee

I'm cuming John make nice red so I can't sit down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When someone doesn't reply, its understandable that , especially females,get hi volumes of messages but if you take the time to message and add a picture a polite hi or even a piss off is better than being ignored

Site rules clearly state deleted messages means no thanks not interested and everyone on here is to take it as such. No one on here is owed anything so best to stop letting it get to you and move on to the next person.

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By *ilacWoman
over a year ago

Cheshire

People saying they are leaving in x amount of days when their supporter status runs out. if you're going, go.

People moaning they have too many messages to get through on their status. put your filters on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who don't read the site rules then send me verbal abuse as well as calling ME a time waster, even though I never messaged them...they messaged me first without even reading my profile!

. Some strange behaving people on this site Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rudeness mostly , treating this site like its Match.com

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"Flirting in the forums. I don't mean the odd

here and there. I mean when a post gets taken wayyyyy of topic by two people who obviously haven't worked out how to message each other.

Outright trolling.

Angry posts about one demographic of the site (e.g. men bitching about women, women bitching about men etc etc).

-isms

What's the fun in private messaging each other i love flirting with people.

so do i sexy fancy a pawn curry and brown rice with me xxx

I like more with you but that's a good start what's for afters.

the usual you over my knee

I'm cuming John make nice red so I can't sit down

will do beautiful make sure your still feeling it 5 or 6 days later instead of only one or two like last time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Flirting in the forums. I don't mean the odd

here and there. I mean when a post gets taken wayyyyy of topic by two people who obviously haven't worked out how to message each other.

Outright trolling.

Angry posts about one demographic of the site (e.g. men bitching about women, women bitching about men etc etc).

-isms

What's the fun in private messaging each other i love flirting with people.

so do i sexy fancy a pawn curry and brown rice with me xxx

I like more with you but that's a good start what's for afters.

the usual you over my knee

I'm cuming John make nice red so I can't sit down

will do beautiful make sure your still feeling it 5 or 6 days later instead of only one or two like last time

Next time use your belt make me cum hard.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"People saying they are leaving in x amount of days when their supporter status runs out. if you're going, go.

People moaning they have too many messages to get through on their status. put your filters on"

Yes and yes

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"Flirting in the forums. I don't mean the odd

here and there. I mean when a post gets taken wayyyyy of topic by two people who obviously haven't worked out how to message each other.

Outright trolling.

Angry posts about one demographic of the site (e.g. men bitching about women, women bitching about men etc etc).

-isms

What's the fun in private messaging each other i love flirting with people.

so do i sexy fancy a pawn curry and brown rice with me xxx

I like more with you but that's a good start what's for afters.

the usual you over my knee

I'm cuming John make nice red so I can't sit down

will do beautiful make sure your still feeling it 5 or 6 days later instead of only one or two like last time

Next time use your belt make me cum hard.

feeling brave are we I knew you was a pain queen the minute a laid eyes on you sexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Flirting in the forums. I don't mean the odd

here and there. I mean when a post gets taken wayyyyy of topic by two people who obviously haven't worked out how to message each other.

Outright trolling.

Angry posts about one demographic of the site (e.g. men bitching about women, women bitching about men etc etc).

-isms

What's the fun in private messaging each other i love flirting with people.

so do i sexy fancy a pawn curry and brown rice with me xxx

I like more with you but that's a good start what's for afters.

the usual you over my knee

I'm cuming John make nice red so I can't sit down

will do beautiful make sure your still feeling it 5 or 6 days later instead of only one or two like last time

Next time use your belt make me cum hard.

feeling brave are we I knew you was a pain queen the minute a laid eyes on you sexy

This is making me wet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who skip on poster above threads.

Just no respect for rules

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

People wanting a meet 3 hours after the killings in London.

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By *iffaWoman
over a year ago

wherever

When your happily perving cock pics and there's a close up frontal of the meatus, urg do not like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unoriginal insults . If you are going to abuse me when I say no then at least provide me with something more original and entertaining than 'fatty' .

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Unoriginal insults . "

Soz I thought that said "unoriginal sluts"...soz. lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Unoriginal insults .

Soz I thought that said "unoriginal sluts"...soz. lol."

Haha I may be a slut but I'm original I hope

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

The 'isms. But not much else any more. I'm trying to just ignore the twuntishness that goes on now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lack of messages in my inbox.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shameless flirting.

The mention of cake and haribos.

The wolf pack when a fresh forum user asks a question that's been asked dozens of times already that month.

Shags "patience is the key lol" far too old now.

The shag kiss avoid and all the other threads that have come from this.

The daily repetitive threads.

The bitching.

The judging.

Names and shame statuses.

Statuses asking for a member to message them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"False self deprecation, just read a thread and OP definitely seem to have a touch of it.

Has your cage been rattled son... lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guys who moan about men fabbing their pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just scrolled straight down to the end and say - too many things - if i read the lists i will get all cross and grumpy and i dont want that

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By *hekaiserMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Some of the hideous bigoted vitriol that gets spouted on occasion. "

Here, here...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A lack of messages in my inbox."
very annoying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couple profiles with no pics of him. It's not bloody blind date.

Messages from couples on this profile saying come and be our toy. Eerrr no thanks. Read the god dam profile.

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By *aughtyguy1Man
over a year ago

suffolk/essex/cambridge

Biggest pet hate has to be the time wasters... lots of good genuine people on here but sooooo many fakes......

Have many others but half of them I don't get to experience as you find out their wasting your time before I do but could write a novel... pretty sure I do a few people pet hates too

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By *londieddWoman
over a year ago

fife

"Have we had the expression 'lol' yet?

If not, can I please add the expression, 'lol'?"
no you can't

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By *londieddWoman
over a year ago

fife

"Shameless flirting.

The mention of cake and haribos.

The wolf pack when a fresh forum user asks a question that's been asked dozens of times already that month.

Shags "patience is the key lol" far too old now.

The shag kiss avoid and all the other threads that have come from this.

The daily repetitive threads.

The bitching.

The judging.

Names and shame statuses.

Statuses asking for a member to message them."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shameless flirting.

The mention of cake and haribos.

The wolf pack when a fresh forum user asks a question that's been asked dozens of times already that month.

Shags "patience is the key lol" far too old now.

The shag kiss avoid and all the other threads that have come from this.

The daily repetitive threads.

The bitching.

The judging.

Names and shame statuses.

Statuses asking for a member to message them."

Why are you here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The subtle hands off he/she is mine comments in the forums.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a bunch of moaners

Although I did find myself agreeing to quite a few

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By *inkyLondonpairCouple
over a year ago

London

"The self entitlement attitude that some have on here, thinking because they have mailed you and because you are on here you owe them something for some reason

Usually a shag?

And they want it now! Even though they have a blank profile and no pictures......Let me just go grab my coat

We got a message last night at 1am from a bloke with no pics wanting us to come to his hotel.

You have to admire the optimism.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The subtle hands off he/she is mine comments in the forums."

But he is. Hands off Innocent!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rudeness mostly , treating this site like its Match.com "

Men who think we have to use the site how they think it is, funnily enough if a swinger wants to date another swinger this is actually the perfect place for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men who put "love to lick pussy for hours"

No you don't. After 10 minutes you start complaining of jaw ache. You just say you love to lick pussy for hours because you think that is the one thing missing in a womans sex life because you know too well, most men get jaw ache after 10 minutes.

And to be honest, i personally prefer being fucked. And fucked well.

So yeah. Put that on your toast and eat it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The self entitlement attitude that some have on here, thinking because they have mailed you and because you are on here you owe them something for some reason

Usually a shag?

And they want it now! Even though they have a blank profile and no pictures......Let me just go grab my coat

We got a message last night at 1am from a bloke with no pics wanting us to come to his hotel.

You have to admire the optimism. "

I had one of those the other day . I was feeling mischievous so replied - which hotel I'm on my way ... then went back to sleep

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So... what really grinds your gears on here?

If we can miss out the:

Girls don't message me...

And the men are just rude...

That would be great.

So, mine.

People who use this like its facebook.

I use it like Twitter...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and my major pet hate is rudeness, in any form.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aggressive profiles.... what's that about?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh and my major pet hate is rudeness, in any form."

Great photos btw.

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By *xploringThisWorldMan
over a year ago

collier row

My pet hate is listening to couples whine that they can't find someone to meet.

Load of ole tosh, couples need to be more realistic in who they think they try to meet.

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By *sAllowedCouple
over a year ago

Southend Essex

Hi, how's your day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the forums..loads of dumb stupid shit pisses me off.

The site in General..not a lot...I think it's fucking great to be honest.

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Dont smoke. Dont have one hair on your body. Dont breathe.Stand on your head. Recite the Lords prayer backwards and put 'behrkrrmrhrjfjjrn4lrm4h4bv4hr' as a header so we know you read our profile.

How about No. I want a shag not am afternoon on the crystal maze

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've mentioned this one before. The people who make a snap decision and say 'not my type' based on seeing just a photo. Message a few times, get to know the person. Maybe have a social if poss.

Then, after a more informed decision, you're in a better position to say not my type.

And for those who say I've an axe to grind. Yes of course I have, otherwise I wouldn't have mentioned it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dont smoke. Dont have one hair on your body. Dont breathe.Stand on your head. Recite the Lords prayer backwards and put 'behrkrrmrhrjfjjrn4lrm4h4bv4hr' as a header so we know you read our profile.

How about No. I want a shag not am afternoon on the crystal maze"

Haha... love this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate it when I seem to be the one that ends a forum thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have an axe, regularly grind it,it won't chop logs properly if you don't!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snakes I hate snakes.

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By *lowercandyWoman
over a year ago

Lancashire

"So... what really grinds your gears on here?

If we can miss out the:

Girls don't message me...

And the men are just rude...

That would be great.

So, mine.

People who use this like its facebook.

she replies with (OK)

A very lazy reply!"

Perhaps you've not engaged her attention enough for a novel

???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dont smoke. Dont have one hair on your body. Dont breathe.Stand on your head. Recite the Lords prayer backwards and put 'behrkrrmrhrjfjjrn4lrm4h4bv4hr' as a header so we know you read our profile.

How about No. I want a shag not am afternoon on the crystal maze"

Haha just made me smile that did

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

I really dislike messages that start ..

Im in a hotel near you next week ....can we meet

Errrr no we carnt .....book an escort service .... and pay

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

Just atm top of the tree goes to couples with no pics of him & people who contact you and have the conversational skills of an amoeba.. Ffs make some effort people!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Manflu threads. You've got a cold so stop acting like you're dying

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By *londieddWoman
over a year ago

fife

"I really dislike messages that start ..

Im in a hotel near you next week ....can we meet

Errrr no we carnt .....book an escort service .... and pay

"
marginally better than I'm parked up in a lay by near you, fancy a truck fuck?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've mentioned this one before. The people who make a snap decision and say 'not my type' based on seeing just a photo. Message a few times, get to know the person. Maybe have a social if poss.

Then, after a more informed decision, you're in a better position to say not my type.

And for those who say I've an axe to grind. Yes of course I have, otherwise I wouldn't have mentioned it.

But then you can get accused of being a time waster if you don't end up shagging them after interacting for more than three messages and a pic of their cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I really dislike messages that start ..

Im in a hotel near you next week ....can we meet

Errrr no we carnt .....book an escort service .... and pay

marginally better than I'm parked up in a lay by near you, fancy a truck fuck?

How could you turn down such a tempting offer!!

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

Repeated messages from people I clearly wont meet because they don't fit the preferences on my profile, who are then rude when I point this out and tell them to block me.

Suck it up, buttercup.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And think its not fair to have a thread that hates pets!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Liars ,No need on an open site like this.

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By *eviant and BemusedCouple
over a year ago

Burton

Not reading profiles. Tis a minor irk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I really dislike messages that start ..

Im in a hotel near you next week ....can we meet

Errrr no we carnt .....book an escort service .... and pay

marginally better than I'm parked up in a lay by near you, fancy a truck fuck?

Ha ha, I had one of those yesterday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not reading profiles. Tis a minor irk."

Read your profile, awwww!

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By *inkyChrissy99TV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

People who don't create a profile or attaxh pictures that swear they are genuine

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By *W ChapMan
over a year ago

Swindon

People who's only contribution on forums is to try and be funny or snipe at others posts. Wankers

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

I'm guessing you don't mean 'funny haha'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The fact that your all better looking than me!!

Mr TAN

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By *londieddWoman
over a year ago

fife

"I really dislike messages that start ..

Im in a hotel near you next week ....can we meet

Errrr no we carnt .....book an escort service .... and pay

marginally better than I'm parked up in a lay by near you, fancy a truck fuck?

How could you turn down such a tempting offer!!

"
I only do the truck fucks in the summer weather

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No timewasters!"

H x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've mentioned this one before. The people who make a snap decision and say 'not my type' based on seeing just a photo. Message a few times, get to know the person. Maybe have a social if poss.

Then, after a more informed decision, you're in a better position to say not my type.

And for those who say I've an axe to grind. Yes of course I have, otherwise I wouldn't have mentioned it.

"
they are saying not my type as they arent attracted physically, doesnt matter how well i get on with someone if their face makes me go drier than the sahara then a social def aint happening

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By *mber GamblerCouple
over a year ago

rugby

"Couple profiles with no pics of him,but tonnes of the woman,when they want to meet couples.

Miss"

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

""No timewasters!"

H x"

Like anyone sits there and goes 'ooohhhh. That totally rules me out." Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who write forum posts in their accent. I can't be arsed deciphering it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The word "forumite"

And

When people upload a status dircting to the forum. I.e.... "st patricks day avatar challenge in the forum"

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Hearing from people who could potentially be great, except that they see you online and just want an instant shag.

Sexual orientation allegations against (usually) straight men for this, that and the other ideas or prior suspected sexual interests.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""No timewasters!"

H x

Like anyone sits there and goes 'ooohhhh. That totally rules me out." Lol"

"Ah fuck I'm a time waster and a half, I better not message this couple as they don't like timewasters!"

what do they expect to happen?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually, my absolute favourite is "no fakes!!!!"

H xx

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Ive just thought of one.

Location: sexville (or some other shite)

Are you in Aberdeen. Are you in Newquay? Well i will never know as i'm not asking.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I don't worry enough to hate anything, but unsolicited friend requests make me cringe

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

"People who write forum posts in their accent. I can't be arsed deciphering it"

Ha ha ha! The slang too.

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"People who write forum posts in their accent. I can't be arsed deciphering it

Ha ha ha! The slang too."

Oh god theres one particular bloke i can't even bear to read. I see his username now and skip his comment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who write forum posts in their accent. I can't be arsed deciphering it

Ha ha ha! The slang too.

Oh god theres one particular bloke i can't even bear to read. I see his username now and skip his comment "

I think I could take a pretty accurate guess at who you're talking about, he inspired my observation

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Meet me instead or after"

Fuck off. Wait your turn. How rude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who write forum posts in their accent. I can't be arsed deciphering it

Ha ha ha! The slang too.

Oh god theres one particular bloke i can't even bear to read. I see his username now and skip his comment "

Eye, I'm wi' yer wi' this un'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who write forum posts in their accent. I can't be arsed deciphering it

Ha ha ha! The slang too.

Oh god theres one particular bloke i can't even bear to read. I see his username now and skip his comment "

Naw fs

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"People who write forum posts in their accent. I can't be arsed deciphering it

Ha ha ha! The slang too.

Oh god theres one particular bloke i can't even bear to read. I see his username now and skip his comment

Naw fs"

Och aye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The word "forumite"

And

When people upload a status dircting to the forum. I.e.... "st patricks day avatar challenge in the forum"

I do that, it's stops the majority of incoming messages asking why you're dressed a certain way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My pet hate is the abundance of sanctimonious pricks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who write forum posts in their accent. I can't be arsed deciphering it

Ha ha ha! The slang too.

Oh god theres one particular bloke i can't even bear to read. I see his username now and skip his comment

Naw fs"

Naw is no. I asume. What is FS?

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"People who write forum posts in their accent. I can't be arsed deciphering it

Ha ha ha! The slang too.

Oh god theres one particular bloke i can't even bear to read. I see his username now and skip his comment

Naw fs

Naw is no. I asume. What is FS?

Fuck sake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh god theres one particular bloke i can't even bear to read. I see his username now and skip his comment

Naw fs

Naw is no. I asume. What is FS?

Fuck sake?"

And people sign off with that? I wonder if that's how it is when you meet them?

'You look lovely in that dress....fuck sake!'

I'd expect a slap.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Hi how are you finding this site?

Cam I ask you anything?

I noticed that you didn't reply to my message I sent you five seconds ago have I done something to offend you.

Followed by.

I noticed you deleted my last 30 messages without reading them since I sent them this afternoon, I guess I am not your type?

Addressing all messages to the female and blanking the male completely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spiteful, jealous & slightly obsessed people who just can't let it go. The lengths some will go to on here is unbelievable......

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Women who expect guy's to jump through hoops just to get the mere chance of a meet.

And

Guy's who teat the women on here like performing monkeys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't say I get frustrated with this site. It's purely about fun. If it was making me feel negative emotions, then I wouldn't be on here. "

That's a great attitude..I like it

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Sycophants.

Make me fucking sick.

That said

Everyone who has posted on this thread is amazing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some Women who dont seem to have any mirrors in their house and demand young hung hot porn studs,haha really!!

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

Oh god theres one particular bloke i can't even bear to read. I see his username now and skip his comment

Naw fs

Naw is no. I asume. What is FS?

Fuck sake?

And people sign off with that? I wonder if that's how it is when you meet them?

'You look lovely in that dress....fuck sake!'

I'd expect a slap. "

Admittedly my brain works in very strange ways sometimes but having been subjected to neverending examples of it I now can't help reading 'fs' as 'fucking shite' - maybe as a comment upon what's often preceded it?

(... and yes, I know I'm being bitchy)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sycophants.

Make me fucking sick.

That said

Everyone who has posted on this thread is amazing

I agree, they make sick too.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

A few things/people,I just can't be arsed saying what.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Quote]Dont have one hair on your body[/Quote]

God I hate this. "Oh you're really fit, if you shaved your chest and arms we'd meet" how about fucking no, lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Height restrictions lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't say I get frustrated with this site. It's purely about fun. If it was making me feel negative emotions, then I wouldn't be on here.

That's a great attitude..I like it

I'd say we do all have this attitude. It comes to a point where our pet hates have become parodies of them selves, (and I mean like 'horror movie' was a shore version of what it was supposed to be.)

that's why there is a eye roll emoji on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't worry enough to hate anything, but unsolicited friend requests make me cringe

Ive just sent you one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Emojis,why use them after every bloody sentence,its childish stop it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Emojis,why use them after every bloody sentence,its childish stop it"

Because we are big kiddies and proud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'You know who you are...' grinds my gears...

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"So... what really grinds your gears on here?

If we can miss out the:

Girls don't message me...

And the men are just rude...

That would be great.

So, mine.

People who use this like its facebook.

People who want to dictate how others use the site!

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Some of the hideous bigoted vitriol that gets spouted on occasion. "

...and conveniently overlooked by the mods. Yet this comment will no doubt get me a ban.

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"Some of the hideous bigoted vitriol that gets spouted on occasion.

...and conveniently overlooked by the mods. Yet this comment will no doubt get me a ban. "

its not the comment that gets you the ban its those with a axe to grind against you who have a good knowledge of the site rules running to the mods sprouting fake indignation that get people the bans in my opinion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I noticed that you didn't reply to my message I sent you five seconds ago have I done something to offend you.

Followed by.

I noticed you deleted my last 30 messages without reading them since I sent them this afternoon, I guess I am not your type?

Haha we love this! Like no I deleted them all for banter.

H x

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By *londieddWoman
over a year ago

fife

""No timewasters!"

H x"
even worse, no time waisters!

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Spelling police.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No face pic no chat"

When the poster doesn't have one or indeed messages asking for one without showing theirs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh god theres one particular bloke i can't even bear to read. I see his username now and skip his comment

Naw fs

Naw is no. I asume. What is FS?

Fuck sake?

And people sign off with that? I wonder if that's how it is when you meet them?

'You look lovely in that dress....fuck sake!'

I'd expect a slap. "

M1cks they are slagging you off pal

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By *oloandsaabWoman
over a year ago

Essex

""No face pic no chat"

When the poster doesn't have one or indeed messages asking for one without showing theirs.

"
married cheating idiots

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By *ediceTV/TS
over a year ago

Wrexham

It doesn't like my finger up it's arse...But Hey Ho!

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By *londieddWoman
over a year ago

fife

Oh god theres one particular bloke i can't even bear to read. I see his username now and skip his comment

Naw fs

Naw is no. I asume. What is FS?

Fuck sake?

And people sign off with that? I wonder if that's how it is when you meet them?

'You look lovely in that dress....fuck sake!'

I'd expect a slap.

M1cks they are slagging you off pal"
he can take it, he's a weegie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arseholes

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By *100Man
over a year ago

Essex

Omg so many men want my cock and not enough ladies

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"Spelling police."

sod then seaside there behaviour and response says more about them in my opinion that it ever will about the person or people there complaining about .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh god theres one particular bloke i can't even bear to read. I see his username now and skip his comment

Naw fs

Naw is no. I asume. What is FS?

Fuck sake?

And people sign off with that? I wonder if that's how it is when you meet them?

'You look lovely in that dress....fuck sake!'

I'd expect a slap.

M1cks they are slagging you off palhe can take it, he's a weegie"

I see they hunt in packs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

jealous kints

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's cause they canny talk the talk or walk the walk init fs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wolves bud, smelly soap dodging creature's always hunt in packs unlike Lions who bring it alone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wolves bud, smelly soap dodging creature's always hunt in packs unlike Lions who bring it alone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing comes out when they move their lips just a bunch of gibberish, slim shady.

NAW FS KMT SMH

PLR

WORD

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Told yah mate....arseholes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aye, ametuer ones at that. Och it's all good banter, allow them.

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