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"I've been here a while and seen some amazing shower photos. I try to take some and it looks like a sack of spuds going through the car wash My struggle is making it look classy, hiding my belly when I'm already trying to hide my foo. And no rubber duck will ever be big enough to cover my muffin top I think I need 8 arms Any tips would be appreciated " Biggest tip....let me take them. | |||
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"I've been here a while and seen some amazing shower photos. I try to take some and it looks like a sack of spuds going through the car wash My struggle is making it look classy, hiding my belly when I'm already trying to hide my foo. And no rubber duck will ever be big enough to cover my muffin top I think I need 8 arms Any tips would be appreciated " Just have a sexy bubbly bath. Hides all sins | |||
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"They can be really difficult I have tried two which are on my profile but I used the timer on my phone not an easy task sorry I can't be much help here xxx" I tried the timer too but then i ended with a picture of me slipping as I ran into position | |||
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"Sounds like you need someone else to take the photos... " This might be an idea | |||
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"Can't help unfortunately OP. I've tried several times but just can't manage to get a good photo. " I'm glad I'm not the only one struggling with it | |||
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"I've been here a while and seen some amazing shower photos. I try to take some and it looks like a sack of spuds going through the car wash My struggle is making it look classy, hiding my belly when I'm already trying to hide my foo. And no rubber duck will ever be big enough to cover my muffin top I think I need 8 arms Any tips would be appreciated Just have a sexy bubbly bath. Hides all sins " Ah yes that's a good point | |||
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"I dropped my phone in the bath while doing a pic . " Oh no! That's the other struggle! You can buy waterproof pockets on eBay for that I believe | |||
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"A timer on the phone cam, deleting all the ones I didn't like, then a bit of cropping for modesties sake and that is all I can suggest " Haha yea that's what I tried but I have that much to hide it went all pixelated | |||
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"I'll lend you various body parts to cover anything Steam could be a useful thing to play with. Leave the window open a while before starting the shower so that the steam is more visible and that might leave enough on show to tease. " Oh I never thought of that will give that one a go | |||
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"I tried to do one but the lens just steamed up!!! " dammit! | |||
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"I've been here a while and seen some amazing shower photos. I try to take some and it looks like a sack of spuds going through the car wash My struggle is making it look classy, hiding my belly when I'm already trying to hide my foo. And no rubber duck will ever be big enough to cover my muffin top I think I need 8 arms Any tips would be appreciated " Replace duck with octopus The shape and size of your shower room is also important, may be best if you used the local football clubs shower room, you could ask them to take the photos too. | |||
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"With regards phone camera timers. The samsung galaxy let's you say "cheese" or "smile" and it'll take the photo" Typical | |||
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"I dropped my phone in the bath while doing a pic . " Is it still in there? do you need some assistance in finding it? | |||
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"I've been here a while and seen some amazing shower photos. I try to take some and it looks like a sack of spuds going through the car wash My struggle is making it look classy, hiding my belly when I'm already trying to hide my foo. And no rubber duck will ever be big enough to cover my muffin top I think I need 8 arms Any tips would be appreciated " I'm the same, may get round to it | |||
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"If you set up phone/ipad and video yourself you can then freeze frame the video and take as a photo " | |||
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"A timer on the phone cam, deleting all the ones I didn't like, then a bit of cropping for modesties sake and that is all I can suggest " You came to mind when I saw this thread, take this man's advice op | |||
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"Get a sexy bastard to pin you up and then take a selfie showing his bum and your arms " Hello | |||
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"I've been here a while and seen some amazing shower photos. I try to take some and it looks like a sack of spuds going through the car wash My struggle is making it look classy, hiding my belly when I'm already trying to hide my foo. And no rubber duck will ever be big enough to cover my muffin top I think I need 8 arms Any tips would be appreciated " :- "Hide my foo" this has tickled me ( not your foo, but the word foo obviously) | |||
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"I've been here a while and seen some amazing shower photos. I try to take some and it looks like a sack of spuds going through the car wash My struggle is making it look classy, hiding my belly when I'm already trying to hide my foo. And no rubber duck will ever be big enough to cover my muffin top I think I need 8 arms Any tips would be appreciated " make a video and take stills from it | |||
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"I've been here a while and seen some amazing shower photos. I try to take some and it looks like a sack of spuds going through the car wash My struggle is making it look classy, hiding my belly when I'm already trying to hide my foo. And no rubber duck will ever be big enough to cover my muffin top I think I need 8 arms Any tips would be appreciated Replace duck with octopus The shape and size of your shower room is also important, may be best if you used the local football clubs shower room, you could ask them to take the photos too. " Ah that makes sense my bathroom is ridiculously small! Haha even better | |||
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"Take your clothes off first " Oh I don't know my mind conjuring up all sorts mmmmmm | |||
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"wear a T-shirt, we all like a wet T-shirt..." Another good idea, thank you | |||
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"I tried to hide behind the stream of water coming from the shower head. Didn't work. Just soaked my phone " its a nightmare | |||
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"You need 8 arms, I've got a couple you can borrow. " | |||
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"wear a T-shirt, we all like a wet T-shirt... Another good idea, thank you " Invite me to take the photos I know, I know I'm a genius | |||
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"Get a sexy bastard to pin you up and then take a selfie showing his bum and your arms " Ooh I like that one.. | |||
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"I've been here a while and seen some amazing shower photos. I try to take some and it looks like a sack of spuds going through the car wash My struggle is making it look classy, hiding my belly when I'm already trying to hide my foo. And no rubber duck will ever be big enough to cover my muffin top I think I need 8 arms Any tips would be appreciated " Your post did make me chuckle. It's good to have humour but I'm hoping it was tongue in cheek? I've looked at your current pics and I can see nothing wrong with your body?? Video yourself in the shower so you can pick the stills you like. I'd take a towel or a tshirt in the shower and use those to cover bits I wasn't too happy about showing in pics. Looking forward to fabbing your shower pics. | |||
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"Get a sexy bastard to pin you up and then take a selfie showing his bum and your arms Ooh I like that one.. " I'm doing that next | |||
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"Get a sexy bastard to pin you up and then take a selfie showing his bum and your arms Ooh I like that one.. " Now there's some outside of the box thinking! | |||
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"I dropped my phone in the bath while doing a pic . Oh no! That's the other struggle! You can buy waterproof pockets on eBay for that I believe" Or you take naked hunk in shower with waterproof camera. | |||
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"I've been here a while and seen some amazing shower photos. I try to take some and it looks like a sack of spuds going through the car wash My struggle is making it look classy, hiding my belly when I'm already trying to hide my foo. And no rubber duck will ever be big enough to cover my muffin top I think I need 8 arms Any tips would be appreciated " all about angles x | |||
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"I've been here a while and seen some amazing shower photos. I try to take some and it looks like a sack of spuds going through the car wash My struggle is making it look classy, hiding my belly when I'm already trying to hide my foo. And no rubber duck will ever be big enough to cover my muffin top I think I need 8 arms Any tips would be appreciated " A friend helped take some for me and I hated them not because she done a crap job far from it - it was more I looked fat and belly and cock looked odd. I have them in private folder but I hate most of them I would say cropping them and self timers / waterproof bags would help also adding colours or vinegerrets | |||
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"first get your light and angles right water should be at most tepid (less steaming up of lenses ) .as for you cover your skin in baby oil this will make the water form into large droplets plus give you a glow wet your hair comb it back away from the face if you can . close your eyes for a second just before the shot is taken then open them wide as you can this wets your eyes and makes them look more sparkly in the shot dont put on excessive makeup enjoy yourself " have a look at my newest pic of a friend by the local river liberal amount of babyoil waterspray from a bottle and angle of light boom great effect | |||
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"I've been here a while and seen some amazing shower photos. I try to take some and it looks like a sack of spuds going through the car wash My struggle is making it look classy, hiding my belly when I'm already trying to hide my foo. And no rubber duck will ever be big enough to cover my muffin top I think I need 8 arms Any tips would be appreciated " Really bella you look amazing and i'am sure the shower shot does to. | |||
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"They can be really difficult I have tried two which are on my profile but I used the timer on my phone not an easy task sorry I can't be much help here xxx I tried the timer too but then i ended with a picture of me slipping as I ran into position " Go on post that picc, you never know it might make the top 10 | |||
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