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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Where are you?

I'm not talking a swingers one, a less explicit gathering of friends or family.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the kitchen.

People shuffle past on the way to get some nibbles and say 'alright Dan' with a cursory nod before heading back to their interesting convos in the living room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Either curled up on the corner of a sofa chatting or in the kitchen with Dan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the door step ringing the door bell waiting for someone to let me in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On the door step ringing the door bell waiting for someone to let me in "

With a bottle of Tesco Value beer claiming that 'um, Terry invited me ..'

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Kitchen. Tucked into a corner. Tidying up as I go and washing glasses, sorting out the recycling and rotating the booze people bought so it all fits in the fridge. Then commandeering the stereo when the crowds have gone and I'm there with my close mates.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sat on the sofa

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Tbh everyone loves the kitchen. I'm the same.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Making food for everyone whilst nursing a glass of wine, occasionally throwing a word or two into the conversation but mostly singing to whatever music is on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sat on the stairs and clocking who is coming and going

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Outside in the garden, having a fag and chucking a ball repeatedly for the dog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In the kitchen.

People shuffle past on the way to get some nibbles and say 'alright Dan' with a cursory nod before heading back to their interesting convos in the living room "

https://youtu.be/2Gm9rxNxyDU

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Outside in the garden, having a fag and chucking a ball repeatedly for the dog "

Give me back the dog!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Outside, smoking, away from the crowds.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the bedroom riding yer man whose party it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wasn't invited

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the kitchen, close to the drinks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thing Jona Lewie wrote "You'll Always Find Me In The Kitchen At Parties" about me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In the bedroom riding yer man whose party it is "

*lays down*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a people watcher.

I watch people and imagine scripts for their lives in my head.

I love watching people. I just sit there sipping my drink and watch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dancing in the living room.

In the kitchen getting drinks and food.

Eat, drink, rave, repeat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where are you?

I'm not talking a swingers one, a less explicit gathering of friends or family."

Just having a pooh in downstairs toilet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a people watcher.

I watch people and imagine scripts for their lives in my head.

I love watching people. I just sit there sipping my drink and watch. "

I love people watching.one of my fave things to do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last house party was at mine. I was in the kitchen having a cake fight with 3 relatives. And very d*unk.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Dancing in the living room.

In the kitchen getting drinks and food.

Eat, drink, rave, repeat. "

What shall I make?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Inappropriately dancing and flirting and cleaning when it gets messy. And showing off my mad flaring skills and making the cheap alcohol taste good in a myriad of cocktails.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always starts in kitchen don't they ours seem too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Inappropriately dancing and flirting and cleaning when it gets messy. And showing off my mad flaring skills and making the cheap alcohol taste good in a myriad of cocktails."

Can you make an old fashioned?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dancing in the living room.

In the kitchen getting drinks and food.

Eat, drink, rave, repeat.

What shall I make? "

Cheese and pineapple on sticks?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Dancing in the living room.

In the kitchen getting drinks and food.

Eat, drink, rave, repeat.

What shall I make?

Cheese and pineapple on sticks? "

Yum.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Inappropriately dancing and flirting and cleaning when it gets messy. And showing off my mad flaring skills and making the cheap alcohol taste good in a myriad of cocktails.

Can you make an old fashioned?"

Yeah. It was one of the first I had to learn how to make.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

In the dog bed having snuggles with the pooch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sat on the sofa with a gin, and the resident cat or dog.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

D*unkenly dancing in the living room or garden before falling flat on my face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dancing in the living room.

In the kitchen getting drinks and food.

Eat, drink, rave, repeat.

What shall I make? "

lets make whoopy

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

Probably stalking the pets that live there .

Miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rolling around on the living room floor playing with the dogs ears.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"D*unkenly dancing in the living room or garden before falling flat on my face "

Gizza kiss

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Inappropriately dancing and flirting and cleaning when it gets messy. And showing off my mad flaring skills and making the cheap alcohol taste good in a myriad of cocktails.

Can you make an old fashioned?

Yeah. It was one of the first I had to learn how to make. "

Marry me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At a what???

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Feeling socially inept and wondering when would be a good time to make my excuses and get to the swingers party down the road.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leaning nonchalantly in the kitchen, gazing at Melis bottom while she jiggles that cocktail shaker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"D*unkenly dancing in the living room or garden before falling flat on my face

Gizza kiss "

Come here

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Leaning nonchalantly in the kitchen, gazing at Melis bottom while she jiggles that cocktail shaker "

You'd be too distracting; I'd spill ice cubes everywhere and the cocktails will be too frothy.

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

I haven't been to a house party since I was in my 20s, so I have no idea....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Outside with the smokers!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Either dancing with adandon in the living room or whatsapping a fab friend in the kitchen

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford


"Outside with the smokers! "

But you don't smoke...?

Or do you?

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By *adyLucknGamblersCouple
over a year ago

Harwich / Colchester

I'll be the one Walking into kitchen with 'Twister' shouting "lets get this party started"!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usually in the garden manning the BBQ and doing my best to look far too busy to be spoken to. I like to watch from afar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Outside with the smokers!

But you don't smoke...?

Or do you? "

I'm back on them

Thought I told you, hubs!

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford


"Outside with the smokers!

But you don't smoke...?

Or do you?

I'm back on them

Thought I told you, hubs!"

Hiding things from me again, eh?

Bad girl...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Outside with the smokers!

But you don't smoke...?

Or do you?

I'm back on them

Thought I told you, hubs!

Hiding things from me again, eh?

Bad girl..."

Only one thing for that.... spanking

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford


"Outside with the smokers!

But you don't smoke...?

Or do you?

I'm back on them

Thought I told you, hubs!

Hiding things from me again, eh?

Bad girl...

Only one thing for that.... spanking "

I really have no need for this crystal ball....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where are you?"

Blocking the toilet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be showing Jimi and Bold Girl the playrooms. I don't want to be stuck in the kitchen chatting; I want to be naked with the hotties

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did someone say "Strip Twister"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sat on the sofa "

Sat on PPs lap lol

(I am generally the person sat anywhere I can find a seat)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd be showing Jimi and Bold Girl the playrooms. I don't want to be stuck in the kitchen chatting; I want to be naked with the hotties "

Sounds fun

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

last house party I was mainly on the landing and stairs...kitchen was very boring for once....did have to break up a fight between a mate and a rugby player from New Zealand....boy I must have been d*unk to do it as he was built like the proverbial outhouse

then i'm the gentleman that is requested to escort ladies home that need a helping arm

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford


"I'd be showing Jimi and Bold Girl the playrooms. I don't want to be stuck in the kitchen chatting; I want to be naked with the hotties

Sounds fun "

You told me you were a virgin!

The weddings off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where are you?

Blocking the toilet."

Need some Imodium?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the pool.

You all have a pool don't you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

in the bedroom. at my house. because i'm a miserable fucker.

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford


"in the bedroom. at my house. because i'm a miserable fucker. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"last house party I was mainly on the landing and stairs...kitchen was very boring for once....did have to break up a fight between a mate and a rugby player from New Zealand....boy I must have been d*unk to do it as he was built like the proverbial outhouse

then i'm the gentleman that is requested to escort ladies home that need a helping arm "

Sod going home and sod you being a gentleman. Just get your kilt off and join in with me Jimi and beautiful Bold Girl. This could be a great party

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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago

button moon

last house party I went to they had a nervous dog, so had shut him outside, then chained him up because he tried to come in when anyone went out for a fag, so I took him out some chicken, made friends, and took him for a long quiet walk. nearly 2hours later I got a text asking if I'd nicked the dog, just sent back 'borrowed'

when we got back the owners said I should keep him. , couldn't as have 2 already, but took him home and found him a new quiet home with a retired couple.

I'm great fun I am.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the garden with the smokers

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton


"last house party I was mainly on the landing and stairs...kitchen was very boring for once....did have to break up a fight between a mate and a rugby player from New Zealand....boy I must have been d*unk to do it as he was built like the proverbial outhouse

then i'm the gentleman that is requested to escort ladies home that need a helping arm

Sod going home and sod you being a gentleman. Just get your kilt off and join in with me Jimi and beautiful Bold Girl. This could be a great party "

Wheyheeeeey! *throws kilt in air*

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