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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Cooked curry for dinner and had a mixed bag of chillies but unsure if one was an habanero or not so tried a small piece like tv chefs suggest...Christ! straight away tears strewn down my face and stomach burst into flames.

Anybody else come a cropper to good advice?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could of just broke it and rubbed it inside your lip. Then touched your tongue on it if you still weren't sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or after chopping touch your willy .

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I love habaneros.

Make sure you wash your hands before you go for a wee.

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"Cooked curry for dinner and had a mixed bag of chillies but unsure if one was an habanero or not so tried a small piece like tv chefs suggest...Christ! straight away tears strewn down my face and stomach burst into flames.

Anybody else come a cropper to good advice?

"

I love them habanero chillies, I had one in my bacon butty the other day

Cal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love chipotle chilli a and bought some dried ones which you have to rehydrate I decided I would eat one whole one for breakfast without hydrating it. Big mistake. My stomach felt like I had swallowed battery acid and I needed the toilet almost instantly. What came out actually burned, much to my surprise. And afterwards I was walking like John Wayne on stilts.

Bad call.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love habaneros.

Make sure you wash your hands before you go for a wee."

This.

Had a very unfortunate accident years ago exactly like this.

Also wash your hands before fingering a lady

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By *aroleBaskinWoman
over a year ago

somewhere down the rabbit hole, Aberdeen

My Aunty once made vegetable soup with daffodil bulbs instead of onions.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My Aunty once made vegetable soup with daffodil bulbs instead of onions. "

....did you taste it?

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"My Aunty once made vegetable soup with daffodil bulbs instead of onions. "

Oh, I do hope she's still alive.

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By *uteLittleGeekWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Put some natural yoghurt in your curry that will make it no so hot .

Personally I love hot food !

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By *aroleBaskinWoman
over a year ago

somewhere down the rabbit hole, Aberdeen


"My Aunty once made vegetable soup with daffodil bulbs instead of onions.

....did you taste it?"

No, I never ate anything she made after she tried to feed me 'vegetarian' lamb mince....

My brother had the daffodil soup though...he's not a fan

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff


"Or after chopping touch your willy . "

I really did go for a pee mid-chilli chopping a few months back.

Unbelievable - 90% tingling pain, bordering on the unbearable. The other 10% of the time, it was actually rather exquisite .

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By *aroleBaskinWoman
over a year ago

somewhere down the rabbit hole, Aberdeen


"My Aunty once made vegetable soup with daffodil bulbs instead of onions.

Oh, I do hope she's still alive."

Haha, yeah just about. That's not the worst thing she's put in her cooking. I think she's immune

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Put some natural yoghurt in your curry that will make it no so hot .

Personally I love hot food ! "

Once cooked it was quite mild really, just the raw state blew my head off, but thanks for the tip.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My Aunty once made vegetable soup with daffodil bulbs instead of onions.

Oh, I do hope she's still alive.

Haha, yeah just about. That's not the worst thing she's put in her cooking. I think she's immune "

No, sorry, you can't leave it there, such as?

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By *aroleBaskinWoman
over a year ago

somewhere down the rabbit hole, Aberdeen


"My Aunty once made vegetable soup with daffodil bulbs instead of onions.

Oh, I do hope she's still alive.

Haha, yeah just about. That's not the worst thing she's put in her cooking. I think she's immune

No, sorry, you can't leave it there, such as?"

Well, she had an unfortunate episode once with wild mushrooms. I wasn't there unfortunately. I'd have loved to be a spectator for that one.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"My Aunty once made vegetable soup with daffodil bulbs instead of onions.

Oh, I do hope she's still alive.

Haha, yeah just about. That's not the worst thing she's put in her cooking. I think she's immune

No, sorry, you can't leave it there, such as?

Well, she had an unfortunate episode once with wild mushrooms. I wasn't there unfortunately. I'd have loved to be a spectator for that one. "

Has she ever considered sticking to microwave meals?

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By *aroleBaskinWoman
over a year ago

somewhere down the rabbit hole, Aberdeen


"My Aunty once made vegetable soup with daffodil bulbs instead of onions.

Oh, I do hope she's still alive.

Haha, yeah just about. That's not the worst thing she's put in her cooking. I think she's immune

No, sorry, you can't leave it there, such as?

Well, she had an unfortunate episode once with wild mushrooms. I wasn't there unfortunately. I'd have loved to be a spectator for that one.

Has she ever considered sticking to microwave meals?"

to be honest, I've always felt like it's a full time carer she needs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My Aunty once made vegetable soup with daffodil bulbs instead of onions.

Oh, I do hope she's still alive.

Haha, yeah just about. That's not the worst thing she's put in her cooking. I think she's immune

No, sorry, you can't leave it there, such as?

Well, she had an unfortunate episode once with wild mushrooms. I wasn't there unfortunately. I'd have loved to be a spectator for that one. "

No! Not "Wild Mushrooms"?, might explain the daffodils!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hot stuff

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Could have googled chilli peppers

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By *londieddWoman
over a year ago

fife


"Cooked curry for dinner and had a mixed bag of chillies but unsure if one was an habanero or not so tried a small piece like tv chefs suggest...Christ! straight away tears strewn down my face and stomach burst into flames.

Anybody else come a cropper to good advice?

"
poke it in yr japs eye instead of eating it silly!

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