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Banana deepthroating....

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By *aughty_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Cheltenham

That awkward moment you try and deep throat a banana and your gag reflex breaks the banana and it gets lodged in your throat and you have to get your work colleague has to slap your back until you regurgitate it..... on the plus side, I can deep throat 7 inches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That awkward moment you try and deep throat a banana and your gag reflex breaks the banana and it gets lodged in your throat and you have to get your work colleague has to slap your back until you regurgitate it..... on the plus side, I can deep throat 7 inches "

Forum post of the week winner!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That awkward moment you try and deep throat a banana and your gag reflex breaks the banana and it gets lodged in your throat and you have to get your work colleague has to slap your back until you regurgitate it..... on the plus side, I can deep throat 7 inches "

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By *aughty_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Cheltenham

It genuinely happened about 10 mins ago! Imagine I had to go to hospital!!!!

"So how did this happen?"

"Well..... funny story..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lmfao!! Sorry. But that did tickle me

Hope you're ok.

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By *ita7Man
over a year ago

Kettering

Did you spit or swallow?

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By *aughty_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Cheltenham

I was laughing at the same time as choking lol

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By *uddleanstrokeMan
over a year ago

Bristol / Crete / Glasgow

Was it a hard non-ripe green banana? Or a soft mushy banana? Or did you try it with ice cream?

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By *aughty_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Cheltenham

No lol it was a perfectly ripe one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nearly coughed on my cupa reading that and laughing out loud.

No banana required!

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley


"No lol it was a perfectly ripe one "

Keep the skin on, or is it girth that you're afraid of?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was this just an excuse to get someone to give you a Heimlich manoeuvre?

Incidentally, I can also deepthroat about 7 inches of banana

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By *iss InnocenceWoman
over a year ago

Coventry

That's Jst made me lol and smile hope ur ok x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well next time DONT BE THE OFFICE SLUT and stop showing off

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By *aughty_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Office slut? Who said I work in an office?!

And I don't fuck anyone I work with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well next time DONT BE THE OFFICE SLUT and stop showing off "

Jesus..who shit on your lawn?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It genuinely happened about 10 mins ago! Imagine I had to go to hospital!!!!

"So how did this happen?"

"Well..... funny story..." "

[angrily taking off banana suit]

ME: WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?!!!?!"...

NAUGHTY-NYMPH: I *gasp* can't *gasp* breathe *gasp*

ME: uhhh___

....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bananas, dildos, hotdog sausages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omfg that was funny! Hope you're ok OP xx

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"That awkward moment you try and deep throat a banana and your gag reflex breaks the banana and it gets lodged in your throat and you have to get your work colleague has to slap your back until you regurgitate it..... on the plus side, I can deep throat 7 inches "

Was that the banana or white knight colleague?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well next time DONT BE THE OFFICE SLUT and stop showing off

Jesus..who shit on your lawn?..."
Who shit on the lawn, ! Obviously the gorilla holding the banana.

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By *aughty_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Cheltenham


"Omfg that was funny! Hope you're ok OP xx"

I'm fine thank you lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That awkward moment you try and deep throat a banana and your gag reflex breaks the banana and it gets lodged in your throat and you have to get your work colleague has to slap your back until you regurgitate it..... on the plus side, I can deep throat 7 inches "

Marry me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm glad you're okay Naughty. Peace, love and bananas.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you make a banana and syrup toastie after?

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By *inkyChrissy99TV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Lol I can deepthroat well but have never tried to demonstrate with a banana as I was afraid that would happen lol fair play Op lol

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By *rMrsNawtyCouple
over a year ago

north west


"That awkward moment you try and deep throat a banana and your gag reflex breaks the banana and it gets lodged in your throat and you have to get your work colleague has to slap your back until you regurgitate it..... on the plus side, I can deep throat 7 inches "

Brilliant this proper made me giggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was a regular post of mine saying I was deep throating my lunchtime banana and that the site had all gone very quiet as a result. Builders are easily shocked it seems

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By *Devil77Man
over a year ago

West Midlands

I just laughed so much I woke my daughter up and scared the hamster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please tell me you had eye contact with someone as you seductively cho.ked on your lunch

*Also, who know that "cho.ke" was a banned word

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By *aughty_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Of course there was seductive eye contact lol

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By *inkyChrissy99TV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol


"Of course there was seductive eye contact lol "

Your so bad! I love it lol

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

did you recover from it gracefully?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That awkward moment you try and deep throat a banana and your gag reflex breaks the banana and it gets lodged in your throat and you have to get your work colleague has to slap your back until you regurgitate it..... on the plus side, I can deep throat 7 inches "

Practice makes perfect lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That awkward moment you try and deep throat a banana and your gag reflex breaks the banana and it gets lodged in your throat and you have to get your work colleague has to slap your back until you regurgitate it..... on the plus side, I can deep throat 7 inches "

Can I volunteer to be the banana next time??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That awkward moment you try and deep throat a banana and your gag reflex breaks the banana and it gets lodged in your throat and you have to get your work colleague has to slap your back until you regurgitate it..... on the plus side, I can deep throat 7 inches "

I love that you were doing this at work!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quality ...just quality

If anyone needs tips Denise van outen in the film love ,honour and obey sucking a cucumber is a fine sight .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That awkward moment you try and deep throat a banana and your gag reflex breaks the banana and it gets lodged in your throat and you have to get your work colleague has to slap your back until you regurgitate it..... on the plus side, I can deep throat 7 inches "

Ahhahaaha, that's brilliant. Thanks for making me chuckle out loud

Don't go trying it again at work, you might get a reputation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So its now spit swallow or c h o k e and on the way to a&e :D should be in the dictionary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tra-la-la, la-la-la-la

Tra-la-la, la-la-la-la

Tra-la-la, la-la-la-la

Tra-la-la, la-la-la-la

One banana, two banana

Three banana, four

Shes starting to turn blue

And slide onto the floor

Givin' her the Heimlich

Watch those piece go

Flying out to bring you

The Banana Spits Show!

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By *aughty_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Cheltenham

My job is very different to normal jobs lol the banter is sexual 99% of the time! Graphic Discussions of anal sex usually happen before 10am and I answer to "tits"... oh the joys of being a chef

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By *aughty_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Cheltenham


"did you recover from it gracefully? "

Oh yes ha!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Banana banananana

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By *aughty_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Cheltenham


"That awkward moment you try and deep throat a banana and your gag reflex breaks the banana and it gets lodged in your throat and you have to get your work colleague has to slap your back until you regurgitate it..... on the plus side, I can deep throat 7 inches

I love that you were doing this at work! "

Made my day a bit funnier!

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