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Good grief, help me cheer up,

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's not just for me, but wow, I'm miserable today.

The sunshine is out, sexy people are on Fab,

flirt on this thread with others, Fab a pic send a Pm.

Just send some good vibes, I feel like a Sunday morning after a bad night out.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Well that's no chuffing good. I got grey clouds here and loads of washing to do. I would love some sun.

I will however share some good news. My son has 2 interviews for apprenticeships, and I'm extremely proud of him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well that's no chuffing good. I got grey clouds here and loads of washing to do. I would love some sun.

I will however share some good news. My son has 2 interviews for apprenticeships, and I'm extremely proud of him

"

Well done to him. Hope he gets one he enjoys. And good luck.

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By *aughty_nymphWoman
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Well if this doesn't make you laugh..... I don't know what will!

I try and deep throat a banana at work as a dare, my gag reflex breaks the banana and it gets lodged in my throat and i have to get my work colleague has to slap my back until I regurgitate it..... on the plus side, I can deep throat 7 inches.

And yes, this is a true story lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well if this doesn't make you laugh..... I don't know what will!

I try and deep throat a banana at work as a dare, my gag reflex breaks the banana and it gets lodged in my throat and i have to get my work colleague has to slap my back until I regurgitate it..... on the plus side, I can deep throat 7 inches.

And yes, this is a true story lol! "

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales


"Well if this doesn't make you laugh..... I don't know what will!

I try and deep throat a banana at work as a dare, my gag reflex breaks the banana and it gets lodged in my throat and i have to get my work colleague has to slap my back until I regurgitate it..... on the plus side, I can deep throat 7 inches.

And yes, this is a true story lol! "

The worrying thing is though uoi broke the seven inches

S

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

OP, it happens but it will i hope be temporary for you..

turn off the pc or whatever means your using, if your able to get outside somewhere and breathe in the good clean air..

take a look about you and 'connect' again with the beauty that surrounds us in this land..

have a good one..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well if this doesn't make you laugh..... I don't know what will!

I try and deep throat a banana at work as a dare, my gag reflex breaks the banana and it gets lodged in my throat and i have to get my work colleague has to slap my back until I regurgitate it..... on the plus side, I can deep throat 7 inches.

And yes, this is a true story lol! "

Marry me.

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales


"Well that's no chuffing good. I got grey clouds here and loads of washing to do. I would love some sun.

I will however share some good news. My son has 2 interviews for apprenticeships, and I'm extremely proud of him

"

Nice one PP

x

S

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well if this doesn't make you laugh..... I don't know what will!

I try and deep throat a banana at work as a dare, my gag reflex breaks the banana and it gets lodged in my throat and i have to get my work colleague has to slap my back until I regurgitate it..... on the plus side, I can deep throat 7 inches.

And yes, this is a true story lol! "

just imagining this happening at my place of work - hahah -

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well that's no chuffing good. I got grey clouds here and loads of washing to do. I would love some sun.

I will however share some good news. My son has 2 interviews for apprenticeships, and I'm extremely proud of him

"

That's it. Good luck to the lad. I hope he gets an offer he wants.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Need cheering up too. Got a bloody cold and stuck at work

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well if this doesn't make you laugh..... I don't know what will!

I try and deep throat a banana at work as a dare, my gag reflex breaks the banana and it gets lodged in my throat and i have to get my work colleague has to slap my back until I regurgitate it..... on the plus side, I can deep throat 7 inches.

And yes, this is a true story lol! "

im just so impressed you took the dare on. Sorry you had to chose to prove you couldddo it.

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By *onny MCMan
over a year ago

Crawley


"Well if this doesn't make you laugh..... I don't know what will!

I try and deep throat a banana at work as a dare, my gag reflex breaks the banana and it gets lodged in my throat and i have to get my work colleague has to slap my back until I regurgitate it..... on the plus side, I can deep throat 7 inches.

And yes, this is a true story lol! "

Wow, and I thought we got up to some stupid shit at work, lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OP, it happens but it will i hope be temporary for you..

turn off the pc or whatever means your using, if your able to get outside somewhere and breathe in the good clean air..

take a look about you and 'connect' again with the beauty that surrounds us in this land..

have a good one.."

A long walk tonight if the weather is fine, is planned.....probably take the route past my local pub.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm very tired and need a nice warm place to curl up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's not just for me, but wow, I'm miserable today.

The sunshine is out, sexy people are on Fab,

flirt on this thread with others, Fab a pic send a Pm.

Just send some good vibes, I feel like a Sunday morning after a bad night out. "

Oh no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well that's no chuffing good. I got grey clouds here and loads of washing to do. I would love some sun.

I will however share some good news. My son has 2 interviews for apprenticeships, and I'm extremely proud of him

"

Best of luck. To him.

One of the company's I work with has nearly 2000 apprentices on various schemes. On completion of training they start on £30,000 a year. They also earn over £20k pa whilst training. A good start.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think it's cos of yesterday. I felt very tearful last nite. So cheer up op were all alive and safe. It's a beautiful day and #wearenotafraid.

PTU XXX

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"OP, it happens but it will i hope be temporary for you..

turn off the pc or whatever means your using, if your able to get outside somewhere and breathe in the good clean air..

take a look about you and 'connect' again with the beauty that surrounds us in this land..

have a good one..

A long walk tonight if the weather is fine, is planned.....probably take the route past my local pub. "

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By *aughty_nymphWoman
over a year ago

Cheltenham

I'm a chef... of course we do stupid shit lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well if this doesn't make you laugh..... I don't know what will!

I try and deep throat a banana at work as a dare, my gag reflex breaks the banana and it gets lodged in my throat and i have to get my work colleague has to slap my back until I regurgitate it..... on the plus side, I can deep throat 7 inches.

And yes, this is a true story lol!

Wow, and I thought we got up to some stupid shit at work, lol."

I love gaffa tape in work, that cheers me up loads of fun.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Well that's no chuffing good. I got grey clouds here and loads of washing to do. I would love some sun.

I will however share some good news. My son has 2 interviews for apprenticeships, and I'm extremely proud of him

Best of luck. To him.

One of the company's I work with has nearly 2000 apprentices on various schemes. On completion of training they start on £30,000 a year. They also earn over £20k pa whilst training. A good start. "

Do you take on 40 yr old women as apprentices? I'd happily relocate for a 6 grand pay rise whilst training lol

It's brutal that my 16yr old son will be earning more than me and I work unsociable hours in a job with huge responsibility...that kinda boggles my mind, but talk about relief knowing he'll be sorted if he keeps his nose clean and works hard.

He'll be able to have a decent way of living. Interview number 1 is on 25th April. I'm nervous and excited for him and I'd happily lose my right arm if it meant him being set for the future.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It just so happens all I needed was a nice message (I like the colour red) and for me to get out of the room I was working in.

I hope everyone's now having a fab day in the sunshine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It just so happens all I needed was a nice message (I like the colour red) and for me to get out of the room I was working in.

I hope everyone's now having a fab day in the sunshine. "

Sunshine makes me

Glad to hear you're feeling more chipper

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It just so happens all I needed was a nice message (I like the colour red) and for me to get out of the room I was working in.

I hope everyone's now having a fab day in the sunshine.

Sunshine makes me

Glad to hear you're feeling more chipper "

The summer does bring along happiness. I think it's the yellow sun (yellow is used to represent hope, happiness/ optimism and such, )

Maybe it's the idea of getting rid of my grey complexion also .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lipstick printing kisses to you OP

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Nah.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lipstick printing kisses to you OP "

Perfect. . Where were these this morning?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening lovelies. Anyone for a film, cuppa, dinner or, more to the point, an alcoholic beverage?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well that's no chuffing good. I got grey clouds here and loads of washing to do. I would love some sun.

I will however share some good news. My son has 2 interviews for apprenticeships, and I'm extremely proud of him

Best of luck. To him.

One of the company's I work with has nearly 2000 apprentices on various schemes. On completion of training they start on £30,000 a year. They also earn over £20k pa whilst training. A good start.

Do you take on 40 yr old women as apprentices? I'd happily relocate for a 6 grand pay rise whilst training lol

It's brutal that my 16yr old son will be earning more than me and I work unsociable hours in a job with huge responsibility...that kinda boggles my mind, but talk about relief knowing he'll be sorted if he keeps his nose clean and works hard.

He'll be able to have a decent way of living. Interview number 1 is on 25th April. I'm nervous and excited for him and I'd happily lose my right arm if it meant him being set for the future. "

There is no age limit to become an apprentice. The oldest so far is 37.

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