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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP   Man
over a year ago

london

Hi Fabswinger dingers

I need your help, I have written and new poem but can't quite get the ending right...can you help? Poem below

Mary had a little lamb

She also had a Duck

She left them both alone one day

And all they did was ????

Suggestions please

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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cook.

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP   Man
over a year ago

london


"cook."

Hmmm maybe

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Mary had a little lamb,

She also had a Duck,

She left them both alone one day,

And all they did was buck

The implied and hoped answer,

And played and run amuck,

Until Mary the wise advancer,

Cooked them for a potluck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Mary had a little lamb,

She also had a Duck,

She left them both alone one day,

And all they did was buck

The implied and hoped answer,

And played and run amuck,

Until Mary the wise advancer,

Cooked them for a potluck. "

I'll get the veggies on.

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP   Man
over a year ago

london


"

Mary had a little lamb,

She also had a Duck,

She left them both alone one day,

And all they did was buck

The implied and hoped answer,

And played and run amuck,

Until Mary the wise advancer,

Cooked them for a potluck. "

Are you a pro?

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By *aul020269Man
over a year ago

bidford on Avon

All they did was cluck

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP   Man
over a year ago

london


"All they did was cluck"

You may of but they didn't lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mary Had a Little Lamb

She also had a duck

She left them both alone one day

To see if they would fuck

The lamb was big, the duck was small

They even tried it against the wall

The Lamb gave up, the duck gave a cluck

The best Mary's lamb got was a ducky suck

...I know, I kow....that's terrible!!!

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP   Man
over a year ago

london


"Mary Had a Little Lamb

She also had a duck

She left them both alone one day

To see if they would fuck

The lamb was big, the duck was small

They even tried it against the wall

The Lamb gave up, the duck gave a cluck

The best Mary's lamb got was a ducky suck

...I know, I kow....that's terrible!!! "

That is award winning poetry

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Ledbury

Mary had a little lamb,

She hit it with a hammer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mary had a little lamb,

She hit it with a hammer. "

I actually snorted reading that.

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP   Man
over a year ago

london


"Mary had a little lamb,

She hit it with a hammer.

I actually snorted reading that. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mary had a little lamb,

She hit it with a hammer. "

It made him look a terrible sight,

And cured his fffucking stammer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mary had a little pig

She kept it fat and plastered

And when the price of pork went up

She shot the little bastard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knit xx

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By *andVBCouple
over a year ago

Wrexham

Mary had a little lamb

She also had a Duck

She left them both alone one day

And all they did was... took

down all the mirrors

and the paintings from the walls

they lifted up the carpets from

the bedrooms, lounge and halls

out went all the furniture

piled up in a great big heap

they painted rooms, they painted doors

in hues nice for ducks and sheep

when Mary got home late that night

and couldn't unlock the door

the duck and lamb informed her

that she didn't live there no more

Mary wandered off thinking

"life, it sure was strange"

she died sev'ral years later

in a home for the deranged

this rhyme contains a lesson

and a simple one at that

don't buy a lamb or keep a duck

stick with a dog or cat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mary had a little lamb

She also had a Duck

She left them both alone one day

And all they did was... took

down all the mirrors

and the paintings from the walls

they lifted up the carpets from

the bedrooms, lounge and halls

out went all the furniture

piled up in a great big heap

they painted rooms, they painted doors

in hues nice for ducks and sheep

when Mary got home late that night

and couldn't unlock the door

the duck and lamb informed her

that she didn't live there no more

Mary wandered off thinking

"life, it sure was strange"

she died sev'ral years later

in a home for the deranged

this rhyme contains a lesson

and a simple one at that

don't buy a lamb or keep a duck

stick with a dog or cat"
that's really very good xx

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By *andVBCouple
over a year ago

Wrexham


"that's really very good xx"

Thank you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"that's really very good xx

Thank you! "
your very welcome xx

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