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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

When someone offers cake on here, I automatically think it's not cake they're offering or is it just my filthy mind.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I don't get the cake thing. Probs 'cause I am never offered it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When's it's a cheesecake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What else would it be!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmm cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always assume that I am being offered a tasty baked delight, but then I am just plain greedy when it comes to cake

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"When someone offers cake on here, I automatically think it's not cake they're offering or is it just my filthy mind.

very perceptive of you MsB now get your cake into a corset and over my knee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't get the cake thing. Probs 'cause I am never offered it.

Put that lil violin away! I'm baking a fresh one this weekend. I'll save you a slice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When its a jaffa cake? Theres all sorts of legal problems with those and their definition

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When its a jaffa cake? Theres all sorts of legal problems with those and their definition"

Technically, they are a cake. Biscuits go soft, cakes go hard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When its a jaffa cake? Theres all sorts of legal problems with those and their definition"

They sorted it in court. Actually baked a huge jaffa cake and a huge biscuit to clearly differentiate between them.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I don't get the cake thing. Probs 'cause I am never offered it.

Put that lil violin away! I'm baking a fresh one this weekend. I'll save you a slice "

Whoah. Steady on there Georgie. That's a bit much. Not even midday and you're offering me a slice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't get the cake thing. Probs 'cause I am never offered it.

Put that lil violin away! I'm baking a fresh one this weekend. I'll save you a slice

Whoah. Steady on there Georgie. That's a bit much. Not even midday and you're offering me a slice."

True... Tis a bit early to be wooing a lady with cakey goodness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't get the cake thing. Probs 'cause I am never offered it.

Put that lil violin away! I'm baking a fresh one this weekend. I'll save you a slice

Whoah. Steady on there Georgie. That's a bit much. Not even midday and you're offering me a slice."

Utter filth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't get the cake thing. Probs 'cause I am never offered it.

Put that lil violin away! I'm baking a fresh one this weekend. I'll save you a slice

Whoah. Steady on there Georgie. That's a bit much. Not even midday and you're offering me a slice.

True... Tis a bit early to be wooing a lady with cakey goodness"

Is it ever too early for cake? I'm not sure it is. I had cake for breakfast in the weekend and I thoroughly enjoyed it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When its a jaffa cake? Theres all sorts of legal problems with those and their definition

Technically, they are a cake. Biscuits go soft, cakes go hard. "

Some of the ladies here turn me into a biscuit. Others, a cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And there I was expecting a punchline.

Cake is just another empty fab promise, like tea, coffee, or sex,,,

*i can't do the violin emoji.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"When its a jaffa cake? Theres all sorts of legal problems with those and their definition

Technically, they are a cake. Biscuits go soft, cakes go hard.

Some of the ladies here turn me into a biscuit. Others, a cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When its a jaffa cake? Theres all sorts of legal problems with those and their definition

Technically, they are a cake. Biscuits go soft, cakes go hard.

Some of the ladies here turn me into a biscuit. Others, a cake

Ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lemon drizzle, you dirty minx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't get the cake thing. Probs 'cause I am never offered it.

Put that lil violin away! I'm baking a fresh one this weekend. I'll save you a slice

Whoah. Steady on there Georgie. That's a bit much. Not even midday and you're offering me a slice.

Utter filth

Don't tell me you have had your fill of filth M'lady Estella?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I don't get the cake thing. Probs 'cause I am never offered it.

Put that lil violin away! I'm baking a fresh one this weekend. I'll save you a slice

Whoah. Steady on there Georgie. That's a bit much. Not even midday and you're offering me a slice.

True... Tis a bit early to be wooing a lady with cakey goodness

Is it ever too early for cake? I'm not sure it is. I had cake for breakfast in the weekend and I thoroughly enjoyed it "

Cake at breakfast? I'm not sure I'd be awake enough to truly enjoy every delicious bite of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't get the cake thing. Probs 'cause I am never offered it.

Put that lil violin away! I'm baking a fresh one this weekend. I'll save you a slice

Whoah. Steady on there Georgie. That's a bit much. Not even midday and you're offering me a slice.

True... Tis a bit early to be wooing a lady with cakey goodness

Is it ever too early for cake? I'm not sure it is. I had cake for breakfast in the weekend and I thoroughly enjoyed it "

Nah, cake is always welcome!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always makes me think of this:

https://youtu.be/k0tMvxV-GC4

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I don't get the cake thing. Probs 'cause I am never offered it.

Put that lil violin away! I'm baking a fresh one this weekend. I'll save you a slice

Whoah. Steady on there Georgie. That's a bit much. Not even midday and you're offering me a slice.

True... Tis a bit early to be wooing a lady with cakey goodness"

Can you just woo me with faf until one? I might be ready for cake then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't get the cake thing. Probs 'cause I am never offered it.

Put that lil violin away! I'm baking a fresh one this weekend. I'll save you a slice

Whoah. Steady on there Georgie. That's a bit much. Not even midday and you're offering me a slice.

Utter filth

Don't tell me you have had your fill of filth M'lady Estella?

NEVER

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I love a nice helping of cock

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I don't get the cake thing. Probs 'cause I am never offered it.

Put that lil violin away! I'm baking a fresh one this weekend. I'll save you a slice

Whoah. Steady on there Georgie. That's a bit much. Not even midday and you're offering me a slice.

Utter filth

Don't tell me you have had your fill of filth M'lady Estella?

NEVER

That was just the start surely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love a nice helping of cake

FIFY

*it doesn't quite work this way around does it?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I don't get the cake thing. Probs 'cause I am never offered it.

Put that lil violin away! I'm baking a fresh one this weekend. I'll save you a slice "

Don't hold your breath Meli, I'm still waiting for my fecking cookie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't get the cake thing. Probs 'cause I am never offered it.

Put that lil violin away! I'm baking a fresh one this weekend. I'll save you a slice

Whoah. Steady on there Georgie. That's a bit much. Not even midday and you're offering me a slice.

True... Tis a bit early to be wooing a lady with cakey goodness

Can you just woo me with faf until one? I might be ready for cake then."

So I'm just the appetizer eh?

Wanting your cake and eat it kinda thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't get the cake thing. Probs 'cause I am never offered it.

Put that lil violin away! I'm baking a fresh one this weekend. I'll save you a slice

Whoah. Steady on there Georgie. That's a bit much. Not even midday and you're offering me a slice.

Utter filth

Don't tell me you have had your fill of filth M'lady Estella?

NEVER

Yeah, that was foolish of me to even think that!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I don't get the cake thing. Probs 'cause I am never offered it.

Screw the cake.

Can I lick the frosting from your body?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't get the cake thing. Probs 'cause I am never offered it.

Put that lil violin away! I'm baking a fresh one this weekend. I'll save you a slice

Don't hold your breath Meli, I'm still waiting for my fecking cookie.

If it helps, it was really tasty!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cake or cock!? That's a tricky decision...

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I don't get the cake thing. Probs 'cause I am never offered it.

Put that lil violin away! I'm baking a fresh one this weekend. I'll save you a slice

Don't hold your breath Meli, I'm still waiting for my fecking cookie.

If it helps, it was really tasty!

Go feck yourself

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I don't get the cake thing. Probs 'cause I am never offered it.

Screw the cake.

Can I lick the frosting from your body? "

Yes. Can we get cake after tho'?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cake or cock!? That's a tricky decision..."

I'll have cake, but why would you limit yourself to just one?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Cake or cock!? That's a tricky decision..."

Cake with a cock in the middle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cake or cock!? That's a tricky decision...

Cake with a cock in the middle.

That runs the risk of disaster!

'I didn't know this cake had jam in it..... Oh it's blood!'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When someone offers cake on here, I automatically think it's not cake they're offering or is it just my filthy mind.

It's not your filthy mind...I offer cake sometimes....but what I really mean is come round to my house and satisfy my cravings...which nearly always has nothing to do with cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cake or cock!? That's a tricky decision...

Cake with a cock in the middle.

Cock with frosting tho!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Cake or cock!? That's a tricky decision...

Cake with a cock in the middle.

That runs the risk of disaster!

'I didn't know this cake had jam in it..... Oh it's blood!'

Oh great. You dried me up. Well done.

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

Cake - it's a made up drug

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"When someone offers cake on here, I automatically think it's not cake they're offering or is it just my filthy mind.

It's not your filthy mind...I offer cake sometimes....but what I really mean is come round to my house and satisfy my cravings...which nearly always has nothing to do with cake

simply brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When its a jaffa cake? Theres all sorts of legal problems with those and their definition"

So true, but lovely anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cake or cock!? That's a tricky decision...

Cake with a cock in the middle.

Cock with frosting tho! "

What was that chocolate stuff you squirted onto ice cream and it set?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cake or cock!? That's a tricky decision...

Cake with a cock in the middle.

Cock with frosting tho!

What was that chocolate stuff you squirted onto ice cream and it set?"

Ha yes! It'd need to be a really cold cock though...

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over a year ago

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By *ot40sCouple
over a year ago

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"When its a jaffa cake? Theres all sorts of legal problems with those and their definition

Technically, they are a cake. Biscuits go soft, cakes go hard. "

Are all men going to proclaim to be cakes in the bedroom then lol !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cake or cock!? That's a tricky decision...

Cake with a cock in the middle.

That runs the risk of disaster!

'I didn't know this cake had jam in it..... Oh it's blood!'

Oh great. You dried me up. Well done.

They don't call me the Sahara Kid for nothing. *Rides off? into the sunset, heat haze making my silhouette go all wobbly*

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

Well cake making is a hobby of mine and I've baked cakes a for a few women on here I also covered a lady in choux buns for her husbands birthday party

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cake or cock!? That's a tricky decision...

Cake with a cock in the middle.

Cock with frosting tho!

What was that chocolate stuff you squirted onto ice cream and it set?

Ha yes! It'd need to be a really cold cock though... "

You won't need much sauce then, judging by my experiences in the cold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love a nice helping of cock

How rude. We are talking cake here. You'll never get invited to the Great British Bake Off.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When someone offers cake on here, I automatically think it's not cake they're offering or is it just my filthy mind.

It's not your filthy mind...I offer cake sometimes....but what I really mean is come round to my house and satisfy my cravings...which nearly always has nothing to do with cake

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I don't get the cake thing. Probs 'cause I am never offered it.

Screw the cake.

Can I lick the frosting from your body?

Yes. Can we get cake after tho'? "

Yes we can.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't get the cake thing. Probs 'cause I am never offered it.

Put that lil violin away! I'm baking a fresh one this weekend. I'll save you a slice

Whoah. Steady on there Georgie. That's a bit much. Not even midday and you're offering me a slice.

True... Tis a bit early to be wooing a lady with cakey goodness

Is it ever too early for cake? I'm not sure it is. I had cake for breakfast in the weekend and I thoroughly enjoyed it

Cake at breakfast? I'm not sure I'd be awake enough to truly enjoy every delicious bite of it."

After the first tasty bit of icing touched my lips I was fully awake and savouring the deliciousness

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By *aul020269Man
over a year ago

Alcester

Omg i am always being offered cake and always said no thanks I don't like cake if i new it ment come on lick my pussy i would have been there faster than a tramp on chips will give the mother in law a Checky wink next time she offers me cake lol

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I don't get the cake thing. Probs 'cause I am never offered it.

Put that lil violin away! I'm baking a fresh one this weekend. I'll save you a slice

Whoah. Steady on there Georgie. That's a bit much. Not even midday and you're offering me a slice.

True... Tis a bit early to be wooing a lady with cakey goodness

Is it ever too early for cake? I'm not sure it is. I had cake for breakfast in the weekend and I thoroughly enjoyed it

Cake at breakfast? I'm not sure I'd be awake enough to truly enjoy every delicious bite of it.

After the first tasty bit of icing touched my lips I was fully awake and savouring the deliciousness"

Do you wolf cake down in a sort of insatiable manner or do you like to prolong the experience?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cake - it's a made up drug

^^^^ that's what I referenced up there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't get the cake thing. Probs 'cause I am never offered it.

Put that lil violin away! I'm baking a fresh one this weekend. I'll save you a slice

Whoah. Steady on there Georgie. That's a bit much. Not even midday and you're offering me a slice.

True... Tis a bit early to be wooing a lady with cakey goodness

Is it ever too early for cake? I'm not sure it is. I had cake for breakfast in the weekend and I thoroughly enjoyed it

Cake at breakfast? I'm not sure I'd be awake enough to truly enjoy every delicious bite of it.

After the first tasty bit of icing touched my lips I was fully awake and savouring the deliciousness

Do you wolf cake down in a sort of insatiable manner or do you like to prolong the experience? "

Depends on my mood. The first bit may be devoured. The remainder will always be savoured

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ears are burning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What else would it be!?"

Would you like some cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was my birthday the other day, and I didn't even get any cake

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