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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

preferred meet.

Wined, dined, serenaded then banged.

Or straight tae the nitty gritty wi some wham, bam, thank you ma'am?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brace

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Brace"

... Yersel Ethyl, am going in........

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Can o irn bru then a shafting straight up the fart pipe.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can o irn bru then a shafting straight up the fart pipe."

Full fat or healthy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"preferred meet

"

For a Sunday roast? I would have to say lamb

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Assume the position

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"preferred meet

For a Sunday roast? I would have to say lamb "

That would be 'meat'

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Assume the position "

What no foreplay fs even the pig got foreplay

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Can o irn bru then a shafting straight up the fart pipe.

Full fat or healthy? "

Full fat. If I'm heading North I want as much Scotland inside me as I can get.

Bring yer pasta filled pie for a half time snack too

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Assume the position

What no foreplay fs even the pig got foreplay "

Who said I'm assuming the position?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can o irn bru then a shafting straight up the fart pipe.

Full fat or healthy?

Full fat. If I'm heading North I want as much Scotland inside me as I can get.

Bring yer pasta filled pie for a half time snack too "

Nae macaroni pies wi me chick it's mutton all the way (Gregg's finest)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can o irn bru then a shafting straight up the fart pipe.

Full fat or healthy?

Full fat. If I'm heading North I want as much Scotland inside me as I can get.

Bring yer pasta filled pie for a half time snack too "

don't forget deep fried mars bars for afters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Juicy battered sausage.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Assume the position

What no foreplay fs even the pig got foreplay

Who said I'm assuming the position? "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Juicy battered sausage. "

Smoked or unsmoked?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Can o irn bru then a shafting straight up the fart pipe.

Full fat or healthy?

Full fat. If I'm heading North I want as much Scotland inside me as I can get.

Bring yer pasta filled pie for a half time snack too

Nae macaroni pies wi me chick it's mutton all the way (Gregg's finest) "

Fine I'll have that then

Hope you have your bagpipes ready for me to blow.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can o irn bru then a shafting straight up the fart pipe.

Full fat or healthy?

Full fat. If I'm heading North I want as much Scotland inside me as I can get.

Bring yer pasta filled pie for a half time snack too

don't forget deep fried mars bars for afters"

Yer a wrong yin fs

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Can o irn bru then a shafting straight up the fart pipe.

Full fat or healthy?

Full fat. If I'm heading North I want as much Scotland inside me as I can get.

Bring yer pasta filled pie for a half time snack too

don't forget deep fried mars bars for afters"

Wonder if he will let me rummage under his sporran

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can o irn bru then a shafting straight up the fart pipe.

Full fat or healthy?

Full fat. If I'm heading North I want as much Scotland inside me as I can get.

Bring yer pasta filled pie for a half time snack too

Nae macaroni pies wi me chick it's mutton all the way (Gregg's finest)

Fine I'll have that then

Hope you have your bagpipes ready for me to blow."

Bag pipes are at the ready for a good servicing and mot.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Can o irn bru then a shafting straight up the fart pipe.

Full fat or healthy?

Full fat. If I'm heading North I want as much Scotland inside me as I can get.

Bring yer pasta filled pie for a half time snack too

Nae macaroni pies wi me chick it's mutton all the way (Gregg's finest)

Fine I'll have that then

Hope you have your bagpipes ready for me to blow.

Bag pipes are at the ready for a good servicing and mot. "

Blow and squeeze isn't it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can o irn bru then a shafting straight up the fart pipe.

Full fat or healthy?

Full fat. If I'm heading North I want as much Scotland inside me as I can get.

Bring yer pasta filled pie for a half time snack too

don't forget deep fried mars bars for afters

Wonder if he will let me rummage under his sporran"

I'll be wearing my sgian-dubh for protection.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can o irn bru then a shafting straight up the fart pipe.

Full fat or healthy?

Full fat. If I'm heading North I want as much Scotland inside me as I can get.

Bring yer pasta filled pie for a half time snack too

Nae macaroni pies wi me chick it's mutton all the way (Gregg's finest)

Fine I'll have that then

Hope you have your bagpipes ready for me to blow.

Bag pipes are at the ready for a good servicing and mot.

Blow and squeeze isn't it?"

Naw squeeze and suck fs

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Can o irn bru then a shafting straight up the fart pipe.

Full fat or healthy?

Full fat. If I'm heading North I want as much Scotland inside me as I can get.

Bring yer pasta filled pie for a half time snack too

don't forget deep fried mars bars for afters

Wonder if he will let me rummage under his sporran

I'll be wearing my sgian-dubh for protection. "

I've got a mouse trap on my knickers so careful where your hands wander

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can o irn bru then a shafting straight up the fart pipe.

Full fat or healthy?

Full fat. If I'm heading North I want as much Scotland inside me as I can get.

Bring yer pasta filled pie for a half time snack too

don't forget deep fried mars bars for afters

Wonder if he will let me rummage under his sporran

I'll be wearing my sgian-dubh for protection.

I've got a mouse trap on my knickers so careful where your hands wander"

If there's two things I've mastered in life it's how to undo a bra effortlessly and how to diffuse a chicks mouse trap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends.met one lad and no way could I have rode him.got me mam to ring me in an emergency

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Depends.met one lad and no way could I have rode him.got me mam to ring me in an emergency "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Juicy battered sausage.

Smoked or unsmoked? "

Smoking hot

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ooooooffft fs

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