FabSwingers.com mobile

Join us FREE, we're FREE to use

Web's largest swingers site since 2006.

Already registered?
Login here

Back to forum list
Back to The Lounge

Body Shapes

Jump to newest
 

By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

.

Ok can anybody who understnads explain how you work out your body shape

i.e. pear, apple, hourglass,

I'm, big boobed but smaller waist and hips. 2 dress sizes bigger at top than skirt/trouser size

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I think you are hour glass figure but don't quote me best person to as is gok won...

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

think i come under 'blob' haha

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

.


"I think you are hour glass figure but don't quote me best person to as is gok won... "

I always thought hourglass was like a figure of 8!

where is Gok when you need him lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Im pear shaped, my hips are 2" bigger than my boobs

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

Hourglass - Large breasts, small short waist, and big hips

Cello - Large breasts, short waist, big hips, bum and thighs, slim lower legs

Skittle - Average breasts, slim waist, okay belly, big thighs and chunky calves

Vase - Large breasts, gently curving longish waist, hips equal to boobs, slim legs

Pear - Small breasts, long waist, flat tummy, a bit of excess fat around the hips and sometimes bum, "heavy" legs

Apple - Average breasts, large belly (bigger than boobs), quite flat bum, OK legs

Column - Shoulder width equal to hip width, slight waist, longer legs

Bell - Small shoulders, small breasts, small short waist, big thighs and bum

Goblet - Big shoulders, large breasts, small or no waist, narrow hips, long legs

Cornet - Broad shoulders, small breasts, not much of a waist, slim hips, long slim legs

Brick - Broad shoulders, no waist, average tummy, flat bum, chunky legs

Lollipop - Large breasts, slight waist, slim hips, long legs

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

i'm an apple shape big round ball but on good legs lol

pear shape is smaller top with big hips (child bearing hips so they say)

Hour glass are the Maralyn Monroes among us, big up top, shapely bottoms but a definate middle

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall


"I think you are hour glass figure but don't quote me best person to as is gok won...

I always thought hourglass was like a figure of 8!

where is Gok when you need him lol"

there are loads of different shapes not just the three. If you dont carry weight on ur tummy you arent apple. not pear obviously. also not hourglass as the hips and the top half are more balanced. do you need to know exact type for a particular reason?

Mistress x

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I am non of them I am just weird haha xxx

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and as for men ....

we're just fat buggers

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

.


"I think you are hour glass figure but don't quote me best person to as is gok won...

I always thought hourglass was like a figure of 8!

where is Gok when you need him lol

there are loads of different shapes not just the three. If you dont carry weight on ur tummy you arent apple. not pear obviously. also not hourglass as the hips and the top half are more balanced. do you need to know exact type for a particular reason?

Mistress x"

Just that you see fashion articles sayin what clothes suit what body shape, but I can'yt find one that describes me lol

Not life and death just interest

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The OP sounds like an inverted triangle to me.

I am a classic Apple - I carry my weight around my waist.

If I can loose a few inches from my waist, then I would be an hourglass.

As I am now, I am a Coke can rather than a Coke bottle!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kate says she's pair shaped, but I've never seen a pair with 38D tits, a waist and a nice round arse.

She's got Jack Russell legs though

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im pear shaped, my hips are 2" bigger than my boobs"

+1 here!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am non of them I am just weird haha xxx"

I'm none of them either, but I'm not weird: I'm special!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hourglass - Large breasts, small.... etc

Lollipop - Large breasts, slight waist, slim hips, long legs"

*Stunned applause* B-)B-)B-)

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

.


"The OP sounds like an inverted triangle to me.

"

I suppose that's a good description

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok can anybody who understnads explain how you work out your body shape

i.e. pear, apple, hourglass,

I'm, big boobed but smaller waist and hips. 2 dress sizes bigger at top than skirt/trouser size

"

hope this might be a wee bit help, h t t p : / / w w w . c a l c u l a t o r . n e t / b o d y - t y p e - c a l c u l a t o r . h t m l

I find dresses a pain in the butt because i am different size top to bottom

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall


"I think you are hour glass figure but don't quote me best person to as is gok won...

I always thought hourglass was like a figure of 8!

where is Gok when you need him lol

there are loads of different shapes not just the three. If you dont carry weight on ur tummy you arent apple. not pear obviously. also not hourglass as the hips and the top half are more balanced. do you need to know exact type for a particular reason?

Mistress x

Just that you see fashion articles sayin what clothes suit what body shape, but I can'yt find one that describes me lol

Not life and death just interest"

Have book in front of me... will try and look it up for you ..... 12 different shapes lol

Mistress x

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

.


"Ok can anybody who understnads explain how you work out your body shape

i.e. pear, apple, hourglass,

I'm, big boobed but smaller waist and hips. 2 dress sizes bigger at top than skirt/trouser size

hope this might be a wee bit help, h t t p : / / w w w . c a l c u l a t o r . n e t / b o d y - t y p e - c a l c u l a t o r . h t m l

I find dresses a pain in the butt because i am different size top to bottom "

Thanks so much, yes dress are a really pain in the butt

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm... 'couldn't give a flying hoot what label someone else wants to give me' shape

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

do women have the same issue as men with bigger clothes ?

i think designers assume if ur fat ur also tall

when i try some shirts on i'm a dead ringer for fkin demis roussos

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall

pm me if you like... if you want me to look your shape up in the body shape bible. Need to know if you have a tummy or not (sorry)

Mistress x

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok can anybody who understnads explain how you work out your body shape

i.e. pear, apple, hourglass,

I'm, big boobed but smaller waist and hips. 2 dress sizes bigger at top than skirt/trouser size

hope this might be a wee bit help, h t t p : / / w w w . c a l c u l a t o r . n e t / b o d y - t y p e - c a l c u l a t o r . h t m l

I find dresses a pain in the butt because i am different size top to bottom

Thanks so much, yes dress are a really pain in the butt"

my pleasure

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall

gospel according to body shape bible....

skittle - average boobs, slim waist, ok tummy, big thighs, chuncky calves

goblet - broad shoulders, big boobs, no waist, narrow hips, long legs

hour glass - big boobs, small waist, short waist, big hips, generous thights

cornet - broad shoulders, small boobs, no waist, slim hips. long slim legs

cello - big boobs, short waist, big hips, big bottom, big thighs, slim lower legs

apple - average boobs, tummy bigger than boobs, quite a flat bum, ok legs

column - shoulder width same as hip width, slight waist, longer legs

bell - small shoulders, small boobs, small waist, short waist, big thighs, big bottom

vase - big boobs, gently curving longer waist, higs equal boobs, slim thighs and legs

brick - broad shoulders, no waist, average tummy, flat bum, chunky thighs, chunky calves

lollipop - big boobs, slight waist, slim hips, long legs

pear - small boobs, long waist, flat tummy, saddlebags, heavy legs

Hope thats everyone!

Mistress x

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok can anybody who understnads explain how you work out your body shape

i.e. pear, apple, hourglass,

I'm, big boobed but smaller waist and hips. 2 dress sizes bigger at top than skirt/trouser size

"

Go on shoulders/chest inches. So say your hips are a 34, but your chest is a 38...you're top heavy. The opposite you're a pear...fairly equal but with a narrower waist youre an hourglass. Opposite, apple. Hope that helps

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"gospel according to body shape bible....

skittle - average boobs, slim waist, ok tummy, big thighs, chuncky calves

goblet - broad shoulders, big boobs, no waist, narrow hips, long legs

hour glass - big boobs, small waist, short waist, big hips, generous thights

cornet - broad shoulders, small boobs, no waist, slim hips. long slim legs

cello - big boobs, short waist, big hips, big bottom, big thighs, slim lower legs

apple - average boobs, tummy bigger than boobs, quite a flat bum, ok legs

column - shoulder width same as hip width, slight waist, longer legs

bell - small shoulders, small boobs, small waist, short waist, big thighs, big bottom

vase - big boobs, gently curving longer waist, higs equal boobs, slim thighs and legs

brick - broad shoulders, no waist, average tummy, flat bum, chunky thighs, chunky calves

lollipop - big boobs, slight waist, slim hips, long legs

pear - small boobs, long waist, flat tummy, saddlebags, heavy legs

Hope thats everyone!

Mistress x"

posssibly but 20 posts too late sprite beat u to it .....

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am hourglass, although shoulders maybe an inch too wide. 32, 26 32

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall


"gospel according to body shape bible....

skittle - average boobs, slim waist, ok tummy, big thighs, chuncky calves

goblet - broad shoulders, big boobs, no waist, narrow hips, long legs

hour glass - big boobs, small waist, short waist, big hips, generous thights

cornet - broad shoulders, small boobs, no waist, slim hips. long slim legs

cello - big boobs, short waist, big hips, big bottom, big thighs, slim lower legs

apple - average boobs, tummy bigger than boobs, quite a flat bum, ok legs

column - shoulder width same as hip width, slight waist, longer legs

bell - small shoulders, small boobs, small waist, short waist, big thighs, big bottom

vase - big boobs, gently curving longer waist, higs equal boobs, slim thighs and legs

brick - broad shoulders, no waist, average tummy, flat bum, chunky thighs, chunky calves

lollipop - big boobs, slight waist, slim hips, long legs

pear - small boobs, long waist, flat tummy, saddlebags, heavy legs

Hope thats everyone!

Mistress x

posssibly but 20 posts too late sprite beat u to it ..... "

thats mean, had to find book in daughters room - you should see her room

Mistress x

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am hourglass, although shoulders maybe an inch too wide. 32, 26 32"

im hourglass add 10 to all of the above !!!!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am hourglass, although shoulders maybe an inch too wide. 32, 26 32

im hourglass add 10 to all of the above !!!! "

But u are a bit older than me, and to be honest, you still look cracking xx

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am hourglass, although shoulders maybe an inch too wide. 32, 26 32

im hourglass add 10 to all of the above !!!!

But u are a bit older than me, and to be honest, you still look cracking xx"

bless your heart ... a bit ! thank you ...

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blimey! Never thought of myself as a lollipop before!!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think im an hourglass shape, though I do have a round (flabby) tummy, so whats that, hourless with apple stuck on the front

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I am hourglass, although shoulders maybe an inch too wide. 32, 26 32

im hourglass add 10 to all of the above !!!!

But u are a bit older than me, and to be honest, you still look cracking xx

bless your heart ... a bit ! thank you ..."

you do look lovely....

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone


"gospel according to body shape bible....

skittle - average boobs, slim waist, ok tummy, big thighs, chuncky calves

goblet - broad shoulders, big boobs, no waist, narrow hips, long legs

hour glass - big boobs, small waist, short waist, big hips, generous thights

cornet - broad shoulders, small boobs, no waist, slim hips. long slim legs

cello - big boobs, short waist, big hips, big bottom, big thighs, slim lower legs

apple - average boobs, tummy bigger than boobs, quite a flat bum, ok legs

column - shoulder width same as hip width, slight waist, longer legs

bell - small shoulders, small boobs, small waist, short waist, big thighs, big bottom

vase - big boobs, gently curving longer waist, higs equal boobs, slim thighs and legs

brick - broad shoulders, no waist, average tummy, flat bum, chunky thighs, chunky calves

lollipop - big boobs, slight waist, slim hips, long legs

pear - small boobs, long waist, flat tummy, saddlebags, heavy legs

Hope thats everyone!

Mistress x

posssibly but 20 posts too late sprite beat u to it .....

thats mean, had to find book in daughters room - you should see her room

Mistress x"

aww i wasnt mean really as i posted very early on..if i'd seen you were looking for a book i'd have shouted lol xx

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm... 'couldn't give a flying hoot what label someone else wants to give me' shape "

Well put. Totally agree............I'm me, like it or lump it - and I quite like my lady lumps n bumps!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am hourglass, although shoulders maybe an inch too wide. 32, 26 32

im hourglass add 10 to all of the above !!!!

But u are a bit older than me, and to be honest, you still look cracking xx

bless your heart ... a bit ! thank you ..."

Haha! Well i think most women aren't in the shape they were in in their early 20s. But if i look half as hot as you I'll be thrilled! You're womanly and in proportion! All i want to be!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am hourglass, although shoulders maybe an inch too wide. 32, 26 32

im hourglass add 10 to all of the above !!!!

But u are a bit older than me, and to be honest, you still look cracking xx

bless your heart ... a bit ! thank you ...

you do look lovely.... "

thanks

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i dont really care what shape a womans body is.

as long as we get along and enjoy each others company what does it matter?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I'm a banana, lol (38/23/34)

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall


"gospel according to body shape bible....

skittle - average boobs, slim waist, ok tummy, big thighs, chuncky calves

goblet - broad shoulders, big boobs, no waist, narrow hips, long legs

hour glass - big boobs, small waist, short waist, big hips, generous thights

cornet - broad shoulders, small boobs, no waist, slim hips. long slim legs

cello - big boobs, short waist, big hips, big bottom, big thighs, slim lower legs

apple - average boobs, tummy bigger than boobs, quite a flat bum, ok legs

column - shoulder width same as hip width, slight waist, longer legs

bell - small shoulders, small boobs, small waist, short waist, big thighs, big bottom

vase - big boobs, gently curving longer waist, higs equal boobs, slim thighs and legs

brick - broad shoulders, no waist, average tummy, flat bum, chunky thighs, chunky calves

lollipop - big boobs, slight waist, slim hips, long legs

pear - small boobs, long waist, flat tummy, saddlebags, heavy legs

Hope thats everyone!

Mistress x

posssibly but 20 posts too late sprite beat u to it .....

thats mean, had to find book in daughters room - you should see her room

Mistress x

aww i wasnt mean really as i posted very early on..if i'd seen you were looking for a book i'd have shouted lol xx"

Mistress x

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am hourglass, although shoulders maybe an inch too wide. 32, 26 32

im hourglass add 10 to all of the above !!!!

But u are a bit older than me, and to be honest, you still look cracking xx

bless your heart ... a bit ! thank you ...

Haha! Well i think most women aren't in the shape they were in in their early 20s. But if i look half as hot as you I'll be thrilled! You're womanly and in proportion! All i want to be!"

actually im not much different bodywise to whjat i was in my 20's was size 14 when i got married in 1974 (yes really ) ive yo yo'd a bit thru the last 35 years been a 10 been a 22 now settled at a 16 since i stopped dieting ...The difference in the way i look tho is the confidence being older gives you ..you realise that people grow old they get a few wrinkles they have a few wobbly bits and actually as long as you are really healthy it actually doesnt matter one bit !i know i look better now than i did 10 yrs ago .....

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

The white coats have been looking at this for 40 odd years now and in terms of how attracted certain shapes are ,it looks like the massive evidence falls on the waist to hip ratio ,the optimal ratio bein 0.74 ,also is how semetrical the face is, the research has found that soft tissue on women bloatsd slightly just befpre menstruation and men fin women in this zone more attractive.

with men women find the symetrical face important and indicates good genes the chest to waist figure which is known as the 8" drop ie 44"chest and 36" waist appears to be an important factor too.

loads of results of tests out there if you hunt ,so dont shoot me i am only the messenger

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a banana, lol (38/23/34)"

slippery? or yellow

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines a large hour glass. lmao

out with the boobies, in at the waist and out again with me ass

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"I'm a banana, lol (38/23/34)

slippery? or yellow "

ripe!!!!!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just me

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we prefer the bodies of smokers

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I still fit into my wedding dress, and that's 34 years old so I've not changed much!

Think I'm what's described as an inverted triangle, broad shoulders but slim hips and no bum. 3 sizes bigger up top so dresses that fit are difficult to find. Usually buy a lot of bias cut dresses which fit where they touch.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i would say im an

Vase - Large breasts, gently curving longish waist, hips equal to boobs, slim legs

but with mummy tummy ,used to be a bean pole befor having the kids lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i am a lamp post , do you get that ?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im not quite sure even from those descriptions... if facing forward ive a bust, smaller waist with big hips and chunky legs

from the side ive still massive boobs but ive a bit of tummy and that annoying jelly belly as i like to refer to it that wont bloomin shift no matter what i try... oh and a massive arse which sticks out as much as my bust does.. lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"im not quite sure even from those descriptions... if facing forward ive a bust, smaller waist with big hips and chunky legs

from the side ive still massive boobs but ive a bit of tummy and that annoying jelly belly as i like to refer to it that wont bloomin shift no matter what i try... oh and a massive arse which sticks out as much as my bust does.. lol"

You could say yer well balanced then... won't fall over in a high wind

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"im not quite sure even from those descriptions... if facing forward ive a bust, smaller waist with big hips and chunky legs

from the side ive still massive boobs but ive a bit of tummy and that annoying jelly belly as i like to refer to it that wont bloomin shift no matter what i try... oh and a massive arse which sticks out as much as my bust does.. lol

You could say yer well balanced then... won't fall over in a high wind "

people often ask if i have back ache, but i swiftly point out that my ass counter balances me perfectly

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Hourglass here, big boobies, n a big bum, love it!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ommyandbrengunnCouple
over a year ago

sin city

[Removed by poster at 28/06/11 14:12:54]

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ommyandbrengunnCouple
over a year ago

sin city


"[Removed by poster at 28/06/11 14:12:54]"

keep telling Bren I am in shape

.

.

.

.

.

.

Round is a shape

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"im not quite sure even from those descriptions... if facing forward ive a bust, smaller waist with big hips and chunky legs

from the side ive still massive boobs but ive a bit of tummy and that annoying jelly belly as i like to refer to it that wont bloomin shift no matter what i try... oh and a massive arse which sticks out as much as my bust does.. lol"

Ohhhhhhh ive found me twin

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
Post new Message to Thread
back to top