FabSwingers.com forum: White Knight Vacancies

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So tell us why you want the job

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

I want the vacancy as I heard you get to ride a stallion.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I want the vacancy as I heard you get to ride a stallion.

Stallion vacancies will be posted shortly. But I'll bare you in mind. What experience do you have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think the suit of armour would make me look more manly

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I want the vacancy as I heard you get to ride a stallion.

Ah but is he a thoroughbred?

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury / Lee on solent

I love all women, even the fat and ugly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be the squire? I'm great at polishing my helmet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I want the vacancy as I heard you get to ride a stallion.

Ah but is he a thoroughbred?

Well it's got a huge cock

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I be the squire? I'm great at polishing my helmet"

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By *lue NarwhalMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but sainsburys is closer..

You can keep the horse.. I've never got on with the beasts, I'll get by clip clopping my way with a couple of coconut halves..

As for the role, I am a valiant, brave and always rescue a damsel in distress...

I have many jackets I am willing to lay across puddles and we'll trained in etiquette and know what do do when a lady drops a silken hank...

I am also bored stiff with my current job and need a new and exciting challenge...

On this basis, i definitely should be considered for the role.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Done broadsword training. Competent archer (up to 80 yards).

Can be available for de-stressing distressed damsels, at short notice

Oh, I have a round table, if that helps?

Don't really want the job but I suppose someone's gotta do it...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Haha we've got some great candidates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab women don't need white knights or saving fs, they're perfectly capable of tearing us apart, all by themselves. Jumps back on horse and gallops into the sunset*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fab women don't need white knights or saving fs, they're perfectly capable of tearing us apart, all by themselves. Jumps back on horse and gallops into the sunset*"

Our first stealth applicant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So tell us why you want the job

There's a fair maiden out there, she might need a knight one day.

I must be ready to leap into action.

Plus, I've got a shiney helmet.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Fab women don't need white knights or saving fs, they're perfectly capable of tearing us apart, all by themselves. Jumps back on horse and gallops into the sunset*"

Dangerous in the snow be careful

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"I want the vacancy as I heard you get to ride a stallion.

You not read or seen Don Quixote then

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

I trundle around on my donkey saying the wrong thing at the wrong time. Is training given with the job?

MrB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I join....I've got a delightful cock

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By *xplicitlyricsMan
over a year ago

south dublin

Well white knights always get the girl, right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So tell us why you want the job

I like riding!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got my own sword, that should count in my favour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's true though lol to be fair a haven't seen any aboot for a while maybe they've realised that no one here needs saving and have hung up their swords

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I join....I've got a delightful cock

Naw your too nice for this carry on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought this was some obscure washing machine thread....'picks up discarded hankie, dabs damp patch and carries on with laundry...'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I join....I've got a delightful cock

Naw your too nice for this carry on

not if you know me I'm not

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By *andVBCouple
over a year ago

Wrexham

I'm happy enough letting the ladies look after themselves. They seem to do a much better job of it than I ever could anyway.

Plus, I'd much rather be the dragon.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I join....I've got a delightful cock

Well it is the 21st century

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I join....I've got a delightful cock

Such a rarity on this site

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I join....I've got a delightful cock

Naw your too nice for this carry on

not if you know me I'm not

Naughty girl

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Oh I'm very good with white Knights and fabulous stallions alike!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh I'm very good with white Knights and fabulous stallions alike!

Perhaps you should conduct the interviews

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did I get the job?

There's a lot more vacancies for being a 'dick on here' I might try out for. You get noticed more.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Oh I'm very good with white Knights and fabulous stallions alike!

Perhaps you should conduct the interviews

Oh I'm sure I could make some space in my diary ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did I get the job?

There's a lot more vacancies for being a 'dick on here' I might try out for. You get noticed more.

I think the dick department currently is in need of a reshuffle

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By *emovesbakedongreaseMan
over a year ago

northwest

Can I please gallop up to you on a unicorn, to show you that my lance is longer than my sky remote?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I please gallop up to you on a unicorn, to show you that my lance is longer than my sky remote? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think my hair alone makes me the perfect candidate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always saw myself as a dark knight (not as in batman). If there is a vacancy for an adversary you can pencil me in....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I stay in the grey methinks

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Fucking white knights.

We don't need saving, we all know we are beautiful.

I'll save myself.

Girlpower

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I stay in the grey methinks"

Like 50 shades of?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think my hair alone makes me the perfect candidate"

Haha. Brilliant

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By *ubSirVient-DefinitionCouple
over a year ago

dukinfield

Well I'd like to apply because .................. Ahhhh who am I kidding! Black knights have all the fun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did I get the job?

There's a lot more vacancies for being a 'dick on here' I might try out for. You get noticed more.

I think the dick department currently is in need of a reshuffle "

I'll blame you if i can't do the 'dick' thing any justice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have to look good in white.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I stay in the grey methinks

Like 50 shades of?"

Nah. That fella would've squealed like a pig with a sexy lady's nails curled in to his flesh in the middle of the throes of passionate fuckery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a Fair Maiden in need of a White Knight to whisk me away on his trusty steed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a Fair Maiden in need of a White Knight to whisk me away on his trusty steed

Cute name.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a Fair Maiden in need of a White Knight to whisk me away on his trusty steed

Could I interest you in a fool in a tin foil hat?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm a Fair Maiden in need of a White Knight to whisk me away on his trusty steed

We will be sending out a catalogue to all those women to pick a suitable knight

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By *onny MCMan
over a year ago

Crawley

"Can I please gallop up to you on a unicorn, to show you that my lance is longer than my sky remote? "

You don't need to play the white knight if you have a unicorn. Everyone here is looking for a unicorn, lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I please gallop up to you on a unicorn, to show you that my lance is longer than my sky remote?

You don't need to play the white knight if you have a unicorn. Everyone here is looking for a unicorn, lol."

They're a bit pricey though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I please gallop up to you on a unicorn, to show you that my lance is longer than my sky remote?

You don't need to play the white knight if you have a unicorn. Everyone here is looking for a unicorn, lol.

They're a bit pricey though"

And as rare as rocking horse poo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a Fair Maiden in need of a White Knight to whisk me away on his trusty steed

Cute name.

Cute Lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a Fair Maiden in need of a White Knight to whisk me away on his trusty steed

Could I interest you in a fool in a tin foil hat?"

Sounds good to me

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I stay in the grey methinks

Like 50 shades of?

Nah. That fella would've squealed like a pig with a sexy lady's nails curled in to his flesh in the middle of the throes of passionate fuckery

Oh, you don't then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I stay in the grey methinks

Like 50 shades of?

Nah. That fella would've squealed like a pig with a sexy lady's nails curled in to his flesh in the middle of the throes of passionate fuckery

Oh, you don't then?

Not with the ball gag and gimp mask in place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i just wanna weigh the armour in for scrap, women can look after themselves cheers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a splendid goat hat

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