FabSwingers.com forum: The latest nocturnal thread

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Anyone still out there??

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

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There there there there??

Nope there's an echo so noones here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yaaay it's the ghost of Kenneth Williams!!

Now about that body search miss,please step over here and disrobe!

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Only if you explain how I can disrobe when I'm already naked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boo

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

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"Boo

Bloody hell forums are truely haunted tonight

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Only if you explain how I can disrobe when I'm already naked "

Sorry, as im a gentleman i had my eyes closed as I fumbled blindly towards you

Oh goodness, you are naked!!

And im quite sure that your not Kenneth Williams either!

Mmmmmm,sorry brain on standby now!!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"Only if you explain how I can disrobe when I'm already naked "

I take it you're ready for an offer for a robe to wear (with heels of course) so you can then be disrobed

What's yer favourite colour by the way

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Boo

Welcome!!!

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"Only if you explain how I can disrobe when I'm already naked

Sorry, as im a gentleman i had my eyes closed as I fumbled blindly towards you

Oh goodness, you are naked!!

And im quite sure that your not Kenneth Williams either!

Mmmmmm,sorry brain on standby now!!

Ok I confess my covk was really a strap on so be careful where fall while fumbling about

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"Only if you explain how I can disrobe when I'm already naked

I take it you're ready for an offer for a robe to wear (with heels of course) so you can then be disrobed

What's yer favourite colour by the way

Red! I look hot as hell in it

Even if I do say so myself

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"Only if you explain how I can disrobe when I'm already naked

I take it you're ready for an offer for a robe to wear (with heels of course) so you can then be disrobed

What's yer favourite colour by the way

Red! I look hot as hell in it

Even if I do say so myself "

Am looking forward to seeing that

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"Only if you explain how I can disrobe when I'm already naked

I take it you're ready for an offer for a robe to wear (with heels of course) so you can then be disrobed

What's yer favourite colour by the way

Red! I look hot as hell in it

Even if I do say so myself

Am looking forward to seeing that

I'm coming to the attic

Not getting locked in yours

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Only if you explain how I can disrobe when I'm already naked

Sorry, as im a gentleman i had my eyes closed as I fumbled blindly towards you

Oh goodness, you are naked!!

And im quite sure that your not Kenneth Williams either!

Mmmmmm,sorry brain on standby now!!

Ok I confess my covk was really a strap on so be careful where fall while fumbling about

Fumbling, fumbling, boob,boob,mmmmmm,er what was i doing? Oh i remember now...

Lower, Lower,Lower,mmm definitely not Kenneth Williams, i should really stop fumbling now, mmmmmm

Er what was i supposed to be doing?? Might as well carry on doing this for a while, i like this job

Mmmm,sure i was supposed to be looking for something

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"Only if you explain how I can disrobe when I'm already naked

Sorry, as im a gentleman i had my eyes closed as I fumbled blindly towards you

Oh goodness, you are naked!!

And im quite sure that your not Kenneth Williams either!

Mmmmmm,sorry brain on standby now!!

Ok I confess my covk was really a strap on so be careful where fall while fumbling about

Fumbling, fumbling, boob,boob,mmmmmm,er what was i doing? Oh i remember now...

Lower, Lower,Lower,mmm definitely not Kenneth Williams, i should really stop fumbling now, mmmmmm

Er what was i supposed to be doing?? Might as well carry on doing this for a while, i like this job

Mmmm,sure i was supposed to be looking for something

Oh bless shall I turn on the lights?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"Only if you explain how I can disrobe when I'm already naked

I take it you're ready for an offer for a robe to wear (with heels of course) so you can then be disrobed

What's yer favourite colour by the way

Red! I look hot as hell in it

Even if I do say so myself

Am looking forward to seeing that

I'm coming to the attic

Not getting locked in yours

You haven't seen ma cellar yet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Only if you explain how I can disrobe when I'm already naked

Sorry, as im a gentleman i had my eyes closed as I fumbled blindly towards you

Oh goodness, you are naked!!

And im quite sure that your not Kenneth Williams either!

Mmmmmm,sorry brain on standby now!!

Ok I confess my covk was really a strap on so be careful where fall while fumbling about

Fumbling, fumbling, boob,boob,mmmmmm,er what was i doing? Oh i remember now...

Lower, Lower,Lower,mmm definitely not Kenneth Williams, i should really stop fumbling now, mmmmmm

Er what was i supposed to be doing?? Might as well carry on doing this for a while, i like this job

Mmmm,sure i was supposed to be looking for something

Oh bless shall I turn on the lights? "

Somebody say something?

Never mind I'll just keep fumbling, really do like this job, mmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im here.. rather snug in bed with two pooches either side of me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im here.. rather snug in bed with two pooches either side of me "

Very jealous, still 3.5 hours of a night shift. I want bed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im here.. rather snug in bed with two pooches either side of me "

Bless you, but the double entendre almost writes itself there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im here.. rather snug in bed with two pooches either side of me

Very jealous, still 3.5 hours of a night shift. I want bed

Haha sorry.. plus my mums dog who has joined me is fricking adorable like a fluffy rug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im here.. rather snug in bed with two pooches either side of me

Bless you, but the double entendre almost writes itself there!

Haha i know i know

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im here.. rather snug in bed with two pooches either side of me

Bless you, but the double entendre almost writes itself there!

Haha i know i know"

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Right I'm throwing in the towel night all

curvy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Right I'm throwing in the towel night all

curvy "

Whoah!!

Now everyone can see you!!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"Right I'm throwing in the towel night all

curvy "

G'night Hugs & kisses xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After a long sleep by my standards im back wide awake, fuck you depression!! Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boo again!

Was eating my dinner

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Boo again!

Was eating my dinner

Welcome back again!!

How is life treating you so early in the morning?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not good!!

I've got jet lag & my dinner wasn't my finest meal let's say

Never mind, onwards & upwards

How are you sweetcheeks?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Im not brilliant, but thanks for asking!

Afraid a problem that strikes at over 50s men is keeping me awake, but silver lining, got to chat with you!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im not brilliant, but thanks for asking!

Afraid a problem that strikes at over 50s men is keeping me awake, but silver lining, got to chat with you!!

Hmmm I'm all a wonder about this ailment?!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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Is there any cake on this thread, I'll make the coffee, I just need cake

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im not brilliant, but thanks for asking!

Afraid a problem that strikes at over 50s men is keeping me awake, but silver lining, got to chat with you!!

Hmmm I'm all a wonder about this ailment?! "

Its the one men dread,affects adult nap time, as it's put in a tv advert!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooh did you say cake? Sure I can rustle some up!

Are we looking for the traditional Victoria sponge or something more indulgent & creamy?

In other news, I don't watch TV so not aware of such adverts

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Right, well seeing as it's not exactly overrun with people at the moment, i can tell you

It's prostate gland trouble, sorry to put you off your cake!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm medical.... Not a lot puts me off shoving cake in my mouth

Daintily of course mind you

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"Ooooh did you say cake? Sure I can rustle some up!

Are we looking for the traditional Victoria sponge or something more indulgent & creamy?

In other news, I don't watch TV so not aware of such adverts"

Ah, coffee & walnut would be just divine, I've not had any of that for at least a week

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ahh!

Someone who can understand what effect an enlarged prostate can have!!

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