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"I'm crawling slowly towards my pit! ![]() Can I join you? ![]() | |||
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"I'm crawling slowly towards my pit! ![]() Too many nightcaps? | |||
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"Another extra time, and on a school night. This is a place for night owls to chat away the night. Thread watchers that don't usually post, you're very welcome here. Don't be shy, give us a try. ![]() Jim Now you're onto Part 2, nobody wants to know. Is it just you and me around? | |||
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"Another extra time, and on a school night. This is a place for night owls to chat away the night. Thread watchers that don't usually post, you're very welcome here. Don't be shy, give us a try. ![]() There's a few of us. | |||
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"I'm crawling slowly towards my pit! ![]() None as yet - though someone did give me a bottle of vintage port at the weekend... ![]() | |||
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"I'm crawling slowly towards my pit! ![]() ![]() I fear by the time you get here I'll be totally comatose lol....I stayed in Ramsgate a few weeks ago - for the blues bash ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Jim, Just making some Cheese and Ham Toasted Sarnies' with Worcestershire Sauce. Want one?" Yes please! | |||
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"Jim, Just making some Cheese and Ham Toasted Sarnies' with Worcestershire Sauce. Want one?" WANT ![]() | |||
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"*snuggles anyone who stays still long enough* I could snuggle for half an hour." Good! *throws self at Jim Bob* | |||
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"I'm crawling slowly towards my pit! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() True! Oh cool, should have looked me up ![]() | |||
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"Jim, Just making some Cheese and Ham Toasted Sarnies' with Worcestershire Sauce. Want one? Yes please!" Jim, Estella, Help yourself to Sauce, Tomato or Brown available! | |||
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"Jim, Just making some Cheese and Ham Toasted Sarnies' with Worcestershire Sauce. Want one? Yes please! Jim, Estella, Help yourself to Sauce, Tomato or Brown available!" Ooooh I got worried for a moment! Perfect, that's ![]() | |||
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"Jim, Just making some Cheese and Ham Toasted Sarnies' with Worcestershire Sauce. Want one? Yes please! Jim, Estella, Help yourself to Sauce, Tomato or Brown available! Ooooh I got worried for a moment! Perfect, that's ![]() *thanks | |||
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"Jim, Just making some Cheese and Ham Toasted Sarnies' with Worcestershire Sauce. Want one? Yes please! Jim, Estella, Help yourself to Sauce, Tomato or Brown available!" Thank you very much. | |||
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"[Cheese and ham toasted sarnie removed by poster at 21/03/17 00:28:32] " Yawn. Too slow Jim. My fingers are speedy fuckers!! | |||
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"I'm crawling slowly towards my pit! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Did you go? It was epic... that's where half Tennessee Whiskey went too .. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Hello Jim. Sorry I d*unk-posted last night. I couldn't even see what I was typing." It's quite alright, you're a lovely d*unk. | |||
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"My fingers are speedy fuckers!! " .... is a tremendous out of context quote. | |||
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"[Cheese and ham toasted sarnie removed by poster at 21/03/17 00:28:32] Yawn. Too slow Jim. My fingers are speedy fuckers!! " Is that what you say to all the guys?? ![]() ![]() | |||
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"[Cheese and ham toasted sarnie removed by poster at 21/03/17 00:28:32] Yawn. Too slow Jim. " Better than being to quick?. | |||
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"My fingers are speedy fuckers!! .... is a tremendous out of context quote." Still true ![]() | |||
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"[Cheese and ham toasted sarnie removed by poster at 21/03/17 00:28:32] Yawn. Too slow Jim. Better than being to quick?." Back in the game ![]() | |||
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"I'm crawling slowly towards my pit! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Didn't manage to check it out this year. Haha, naughty ![]() | |||
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"[Cheese and ham toasted sarnie removed by poster at 21/03/17 00:28:32] Yawn. Too slow Jim. Better than being to quick?." *too See what I mean? | |||
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"[Cheese and ham toasted sarnie removed by poster at 21/03/17 00:28:32] Yawn. Too slow Jim. My fingers are speedy fuckers!! Is that what you say to all the guys?? ![]() ![]() Nope. "Brace" is what I say to all the guys ![]() | |||
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"My fingers are speedy fuckers!! .... is a tremendous out of context quote. Still true ![]() O rly? | |||
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"[Cheese and ham toasted sarnie removed by poster at 21/03/17 00:28:32] Yawn. Too slow Jim. Better than being to quick?. Back in the game ![]() ![]() | |||
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"[Cheese and ham toasted sarnie removed by poster at 21/03/17 00:28:32] Yawn. Too slow Jim. Better than being to quick?. *too See what I mean?" You know I overlooked it, to be nice to you. It pained me greatly to overlook it. I'm so effing relieved you've corrected it. It actually makes me aroused. (By aroused, I mean *more* aroused) ![]() | |||
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"My fingers are speedy fuckers!! .... is a tremendous out of context quote. Still true ![]() When required. ![]() | |||
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"Evening all. Anyone else ever tried to make a toasted sandwich by laying the toaster on its side, or am I alone. " Good evening. To answer your question, no. | |||
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"Evening all. Anyone else ever tried to make a toasted sandwich by laying the toaster on its side, or am I alone. " Can't say I have, no ![]() | |||
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"My fingers are speedy fuckers!! .... is a tremendous out of context quote. Still true ![]() ![]() Tartlet. | |||
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"Good evening all! Having a hot chocolate to try and help me sleep x ![]() With extras? (Whipped cream, marshmallows, sprkinkles etc) | |||
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"[Cheese and ham toasted sarnie removed by poster at 21/03/17 00:28:32] Yawn. Too slow Jim. My fingers are speedy fuckers!! Is that what you say to all the guys?? ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh, a lady of style! ![]() | |||
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"My fingers are speedy fuckers!! .... is a tremendous out of context quote. Still true ![]() ![]() Hell yeah | |||
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"I'm crawling slowly towards my pit! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I've booked for next year already lol, sooo many great bands! ![]() | |||
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"[Cheese and ham toasted sarnie removed by poster at 21/03/17 00:28:32] Yawn. Too slow Jim. Better than being to quick?. *too See what I mean? You know I overlooked it, to be nice to you. It pained me greatly to overlook it. I'm so effing relieved you've corrected it. It actually makes me aroused. (By aroused, I mean *more* aroused) ![]() There's also an unnecessary question mark after the word quick. | |||
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"[Cheese and ham toasted sarnie removed by poster at 21/03/17 00:28:32] Yawn. Too slow Jim. Better than being to quick?. *too See what I mean? You know I overlooked it, to be nice to you. It pained me greatly to overlook it. I'm so effing relieved you've corrected it. It actually makes me aroused. (By aroused, I mean *more* aroused) ![]() You *really* know how to get me going, don't you? Oooooofffft. | |||
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"Off course... You got to have extras! Lol" Extras in all things! ![]() | |||
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"these threads shift quick some nights " I'm chatty tonight. It's really irritating of me, sorry. I had caffeine! ![]() | |||
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"these threads shift quick some nights " Yeah, hang on, we may get thru this one too ![]() | |||
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"Evening all. Anyone else ever tried to make a toasted sandwich by laying the toaster on its side, or am I alone. Can't say I have, no ![]() Not one of my brighter ideas ![]() | |||
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"That's what makes life interesting! ![]() ![]() Forum advice (take it/leave at will) If you press "reply with quote" it'll show the comment you're specifically replying to -- which helps it flow. ![]() | |||
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"Evening all. Anyone else ever tried to make a toasted sandwich by laying the toaster on its side, or am I alone. Can't say I have, no ![]() ![]() Almost as good as my idea of Soup in a Basket! ![]() | |||
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"Aaaargh!!! So many gorgeous and interesting ladies in this thread and foiled by the filters on every one!! ![]() ![]() Talk in the forum then! Also, just because peeps talk in the forum it isn't always an automatic invitation to PM them. Build rapport then filters may drop! (By filters I mean....) ![]() | |||
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"right im outta here - my daughter has a very imprtant interview early tomorrow so im thinking im going to get a phone call first thing - better get some kip ![]() Good luck to her ![]() | |||
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"Good evening all! Having a hot chocolate to try and help me sleep x ![]() Good evening Miss. Enjoy your hot stuff. | |||
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"right im outta here - my daughter has a very imprtant interview early tomorrow so im thinking im going to get a phone call first thing - better get some kip ![]() ![]() thank you - i almost cant settle for thinking about it - i mght just cry whichever way it goes for her | |||
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"Crawling to Crawley?" Not without knee pads. | |||
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"*snuggles anyone who stays still long enough* I could snuggle for half an hour. Good! *throws self at Jim Bob*" *Catches Yvaine* | |||
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"right im outta here - my daughter has a very imprtant interview early tomorrow so im thinking im going to get a phone call first thing - better get some kip ![]() ![]() Awww you're a good mum! | |||
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"*snuggles anyone who stays still long enough* I could snuggle for half an hour. Good! *throws self at Jim Bob* *Catches Yvaine*" Bloody hell, she was airborne for a while there!! ![]() | |||
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"I've booked for next year already lol, sooo many great bands! ![]() Maybe I'll try and 'bump' into you next year? ![]() | |||
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"[Cheese and ham toasted sarnie removed by poster at 21/03/17 00:28:32] Yawn. Too slow Jim. Better than being to quick?. *too See what I mean? You know I overlooked it, to be nice to you. It pained me greatly to overlook it. I'm so effing relieved you've corrected it. It actually makes me aroused. (By aroused, I mean *more* aroused) ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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" I'm beginning to feel like the gooseberry here, I'll just go away and leave you guys alone; ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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" I'm beginning to feel like the gooseberry here, I'll just go away and leave you guys alone; ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Great minds think alike! | |||
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"Well perving at erectjims profile I am just impressed by his bum cheeks! Lol ![]() ![]() Cheeky. | |||
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"Aaaargh!!! So many gorgeous and interesting ladies in this thread and foiled by the filters on every one!! ![]() ![]() ![]() I understand your advice, but there seems to be a rapport between most other posters, and i don't want to try and muscle in! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Aaaargh!!! So many gorgeous and interesting ladies in this thread and foiled by the filters on every one!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Join in, rapport has been built only through inane chatter! Re saying things in private, well not going to happen if their filters say no, and if the filters say no it's cause perhaps they don't want the something private at this time. ![]() | |||
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"Aaaargh!!! So many gorgeous and interesting ladies in this thread and foiled by the filters on every one!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Don't worry laddie, just join in! It's all an act, we hate each other with a vengeance! | |||
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"I'm going to get some sleep, carry on chattin'. Please make new people feel welcome. And be nice. Peace, love and bananas. " Na night | |||
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"I'll just talk to myself for the time being till y'all get back! Rhubarb! Rhubard! ![]() Bananas! | |||
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"I'm going to get some sleep, carry on chattin'. Please make new people feel welcome. And be nice. Peace, love and bananas. Na night" Na night. x | |||
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"Aaaargh!!! So many gorgeous and interesting ladies in this thread and foiled by the filters on every one!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Hmm,but complements just look smaarmy to those there not directed at?? ![]() | |||
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"Aaaargh!!! So many gorgeous and interesting ladies in this thread and foiled by the filters on every one!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Dave, it's even more critical now, as Jim has left for some shut-eye, so another guy to back me up is needed! | |||
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"Pity Jim has gone, always wanted to say, It's life jim!,but not as we know it!! ![]() Wait and tell him when he returns. | |||
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"And now here's an the first test of the advice i was given earlier, sackncrack,fantastic gallery pics!! (waits with baited breath) ![]() Agreed, great pics SnC ![]() | |||
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"Pity Jim has gone, always wanted to say, It's life jim!,but not as we know it!! ![]() Yeah, bet he's never heard that one before! ![]() | |||
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"Surprised that some of you are still awake. This insomnia isn't all it's cracked up to be. Need something to get me to sleep. And get off here, but keep getting distracted when pics of jims bottom keep showing up ![]() ![]() It's a good bum isn't it?! Insomnia sucks ![]() | |||
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"Knew I shouldn't have had that nap after work. Sodding wide awake now ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Welcome new fmites, any mischievous ones here whos innocence I can curropt? ![]() Nah! My mind was corrupted years ago reading Oor Wullie ![]() | |||
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"Welcome new fmites, any mischievous ones here whos innocence I can curropt? ![]() ![]() Bring back The Broons!! | |||
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"Think i may have ruined this thread now! ![]() Nah, it's just the time o' night ![]() | |||
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"Nope, not yet! I'm still here, but not as pretty looking as Estella! ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Looks like me and Estella are last women standing at this wee hour " High five sista! | |||
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"Looks like me and Estella are last women standing at this wee hour High five sista! " Sistas * ![]() | |||
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"Looks like me and Estella are last women standing at this wee hour High five sista! Sistas * ![]() Yea an extra one snook in ![]() | |||
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"Bugger, i have stalled the thread ![]() No way, you'll be told when you have, till then, keep quiet! ![]() | |||
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"Oor Wullie and the Broons was part of ma staple diet fs ![]() Remember wee eck? | |||
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"Oor Wullie and the Broons was part of ma staple diet fs ![]() Isn't it still? | |||
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"Bugger, i have stalled the thread ![]() ![]() (sound of mouth being zipped up) | |||
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"Oor Wullie and the Broons was part of ma staple diet fs ![]() Hang on, what's a guy from Wigan quoting from The Sunday Post? | |||
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"Bugger, i have stalled the thread ![]() ![]() Yer learning!!!!!! | |||
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"Oor Wullie and the Broons was part of ma staple diet fs ![]() Lol, aye it would be if I could find where I put my ruddy annuals fs | |||
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"Oor Wullie and the Broons was part of ma staple diet fs ![]() Mine are somewhere gathering dust, probably worth around 20p each! | |||
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"Bugger, i have stalled the thread ![]() ![]() The banter between you two gents reminds me of Burton Lancaster and Kirk Douglas in Tough Guys ![]() | |||
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"Oor Wullie and the Broons was part of ma staple diet fs ![]() Hrrrumph perdumf terrumpadump (means my nan's Scots neighbour read it year's ago and I remember it well,said through a zipped up mouth) | |||
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"Oor Wullie and the Broons was part of ma staple diet fs ![]() You need an annual to be ruddy? It's quite a simple procedure. Just bend over and touch yer toes..... ![]() | |||
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"Oor Wullie and the Broons was part of ma staple diet fs ![]() Depends on the editions and conditions, I seen an Oor Wullie up for £25,000 the other week. | |||
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"Bugger, i have stalled the thread ![]() ![]() ![]() Do I get an Oscar??? | |||
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"Bugger, i have stalled the thread ![]() ![]() ![]() Thank you, I'll be kirk Douglas.. No,im kirk Douglas.. No IM kirk Douglas... (anyone get the reference?) | |||
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"Oor Wullie and the Broons was part of ma staple diet fs ![]() ![]() That's what Ella said before she rammed you wi her strap on ![]() | |||
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"Oor Wullie and the Broons was part of ma staple diet fs ![]() Think ma Broons a bit optimistic there! ![]() | |||
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"Bugger, i have stalled the thread ![]() ![]() ![]() Sparticus? | |||
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"Bugger, i have stalled the thread ![]() ![]() ![]() If you want to be responsible for Mister Pistorius's legs, then yes you can ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Ok, where did the ladies go? Deffo the weaker sex this morning! (wait for the backlash sometime!!)." Think again ![]() | |||
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"Bugger, i have stalled the thread ![]() ![]() ![]() I remember Kirk Douglas, but who the heck was Burton Lancaster??? | |||
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"Ok, where did the ladies go? Deffo the weaker sex this morning! (wait for the backlash sometime!!). Think again ![]() Just when I thought it was safe? | |||
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"Ok, where did the ladies go? Deffo the weaker sex this morning! (wait for the backlash sometime!!). Think again ![]() You boys just seemed to be enjoying yourselves and I didn't wish to intrude | |||
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"Oor Wullie and the Broons was part of ma staple diet fs ![]() ![]() ![]() It was the inappropriate application of lube that made it more uncomfortable more than anything else. She'll be back ![]() | |||
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"Ok, where did the ladies go? Deffo the weaker sex this morning! (wait for the backlash sometime!!). Think again ![]() Aha!!! The table turns!!! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Ok, where did the ladies go? Deffo the weaker sex this morning! (wait for the backlash sometime!!). Think again ![]() Intrude anytime, you're welcome! How's it over in Donny this morning? As cold as Hull is? Brrrr! | |||
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"Oor Wullie and the Broons was part of ma staple diet fs ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Bugger, i have stalled the thread ![]() ![]() ![]() Kudos! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Ok, where did the ladies go? Deffo the weaker sex this morning! (wait for the backlash sometime!!). Think again ![]() I'm. It the best judge I rarely feel this cold my layers of sexy blubber keep me warm ![]() | |||
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"Ok, where did the ladies go? Deffo the weaker sex this morning! (wait for the backlash sometime!!). Think again ![]() Ooh you were that excited to see me you had to welcome me twice How kind ![]() | |||
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"Ok, where did the ladies go? Deffo the weaker sex this morning! (wait for the backlash sometime!!). Think again ![]() ![]() Schhh! Don't tell all the others, they'll just get jealous! ![]() | |||
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"Ok, where did the ladies go? Deffo the weaker sex this morning! (wait for the backlash sometime!!). Think again ![]() ![]() (peeps at your gallery) Sexy?, yessss! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Ok, where did the ladies go? Deffo the weaker sex this morning! (wait for the backlash sometime!!). Think again ![]() ![]() ![]() Nah I'm shouting it from the rooftops I'm a bitch like that ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Ok, where did the ladies go? Deffo the weaker sex this morning! (wait for the backlash sometime!!). Think again ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh behave ![]() | |||
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"Ok, where did the ladies go? Deffo the weaker sex this morning! (wait for the backlash sometime!!). Think again ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Is that the ghost of Kenneth Williams joined the thread? ![]() | |||
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"Ok, where did the ladies go? Deffo the weaker sex this morning! (wait for the backlash sometime!!). Think again ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() No I'm him reincarnated I really have a cock ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Ok, where did the ladies go? Deffo the weaker sex this morning! (wait for the backlash sometime!!). Think again ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() If Cordwangles, Nadgers or a combination of both are mentioned, then Yes. | |||
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"Ok, where did the ladies go? Deffo the weaker sex this morning! (wait for the backlash sometime!!). Think again ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Im sorry, i can't take that on face value alone Afraid I'll have to do a complete thorough body inspection to verify that ![]() | |||
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