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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What's the best way to pick up men?

I'm going to try staring at them like this:

And maybe a bit of this:

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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hussy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the best way to pick up men?

I'm going to try staring at them like this:

And maybe a bit of this:

You've pulled.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not strong enough to pick up men...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the best way to pick up men?

I'm going to try staring at them like this:

And maybe a bit of this:

Show yer flange

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's the best way to pick up men?

I'm going to try staring at them like this:

And maybe a bit of this:

You've pulled.

Bloody hell it works!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the best way to pick up men?

I'm going to try staring at them like this:

And maybe a bit of this:

By the balls

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"hussy."

I have a good teacher

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"hussy.

I have a good teacher

honestly she is rubbish. she knows who she is...

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton

"What's the best way to pick up men?

I'm going to try staring at them like this:

And maybe a bit of this:

Don't cross your eyes or they won't know who your looking at

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the best way to pick up men?

I'm going to try staring at them like this:

And maybe a bit of this:

You've pulled.

Bloody hell it works!!

You know I love a bit of

and a bit of

. Makes me a bit

with a touch of

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the best way to pick up men?

I'm going to try staring at them like this:

And maybe a bit of this:

You've pulled.

Bloody hell it works!!

Hold your horses hun, I'm not so easy. You'll have to flirt with me for a while.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The battery in my Ferrari is flat, does anybody have jump leads?

I bet that will get their ass off the chair pronto

lol

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

If you get two can I watch?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shake your ass

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you get two can I watch?

If I get one I'll faint. Two........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you get two can I watch?

If I get one I'll faint. Two........

Don't worry. I have the outfit to deal with that.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"If you get two can I watch?

If I get one I'll faint. Two........

Offer them a nibble on your carrot. It works for horses.

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By *ingah90Woman
over a year ago

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"If you get two can I watch?

If I get one I'll faint. Two........

Offer them a nibble on your carrot. It works for horses."

Unfortunately they claim to have cocks like a horse too..

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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ok. my top tips on picking up men.

1. arse.

wiggle over to the bar, if there are any men along the way make sure your arse is in their face as you pass them.

not only do men enjoy looking at ladies arses but yours also has it's own unique smell (you cant smell it because as a lady making your own sexual choices this means your head is often up there, and so is oblivious).

be discreet about it the arse thing, you don't wanna look like a slutty slut so early on in the evening.

2. boobs.

even if you have tiny ones make sure the men know you have a pair.

you can do this by showing some cleavage, by wearing a tight top, or just by having boobs. you're female and men will know you have boobs, they have boob radar inbuilt into their endocrine system.

you're boobs do not have their own scent, so do not shove them in anyones face for that purpose. if they do have some whiff about them then i recommend you see a doctor.

3. legs.

show those fuckers off, men like legs coz they lead to the lady garden. the higher your skirt line the more hopeful they are off getting to that lady garden.

even if you don't like your legs it doesn't matter, men will.

i only recommend wearing heels you can walk in, usually, but tonight we are tapping off. if you have shoes that make you teeter into a mans arms this gives you some advantage.

fall into his embrace and don't apologise for it, just look him in the eye and smile after. ask him to carry your shoes so you can walk around barefoot in safety, a real man will take up the offer.

and not only because he is concerned for your safety but now he owns a barefoot babe and is hoping you'll get pregnant to him...in his mind this means guaranteed SEX!!!!

if you have followed all the above then you have tapped for sure. anyone who marries from my advice can you let me know then i can patent this as actually working and sell it dating sites.

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By *bovethekneeCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire / Herefordshire

Both of us agree that actually just asking usually does the trick.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"ok. my top tips on picking up men.

1. arse.

wiggle over to the bar, if there are any men along the way make sure your arse is in their face as you pass them.

be discreet about it the arse thing, you don't wanna look like a slutty slut so early on in the evening.

2. boobs.

even if you have tiny ones make sure the men know you have a pair.

you can do this by showing some cleavage, by wearing a tight top, or just by having boobs. you're female and men will know you have boobs, they have boob radar inbuilt into their endocrine system.

you're boobs do not have their own scent, so do not shove them in anyones face for that purpose. if they do have some whiff about them then i recommend you see a doctor.

3. legs.

show those fuckers off, men like legs coz they lead to the lady garden. the higher your skirt line the more hopeful they are off getting to that lady garden.

even if you don't like your legs it doesn't matter, men will.

i only recommend wearing heels you can walk in, usually, but tonight we are tapping off. if you have shoes that make you teeter into a mans arms this gives you some advantage.

fall into his embrace and don't apologise for it, just look him in the eye and smile after. ask him to carry your shoes so you can walk around barefoot in safety, a real man will take up the offer.

and not only because he is concerned for your safety but now he owns a barefoot babe and is hoping you'll get pregnant to him...in his mind this means guaranteed SEX!!!!

if you have followed all the above then you have tapped for sure. anyone who marries from my advice can you let me know then i can patent this as actually working and sell it dating sites."

I've copied this so I can give it a go this weekend. I'm not very tall so I'll have to stick my arse in the faces of men that are d*unk on the floor.

Methinks this tactic will work in other ways too- they can admire my tottery heels and also look up my skirt and admire my lady garden.

Boobage out.. tick.

Buy a hat. This chick is gonna pull

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"I've copied this so I can give it a go this weekend. I'm not very tall so I'll have to stick my arse in the faces of men that are d*unk on the floor.

Methinks this tactic will work in other ways too- they can admire my tottery heels and also look up my skirt and admire my lady garden.

Boobage out.. tick.

Buy a hat. This chick is gonna pull

looking up the skirt, that is excellent thinking.

lol, got the hat thing wrong. aw, thought we were avoiding the d*unk guys though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy them enough drinks that it doesn't matter who they're talking to....then offer them sex?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've copied this so I can give it a go this weekend. I'm not very tall so I'll have to stick my arse in the faces of men that are d*unk on the floor.

Methinks this tactic will work in other ways too- they can admire my tottery heels and also look up my skirt and admire my lady garden.

Boobage out.. tick.

Buy a hat. This chick is gonna pull

looking up the skirt, that is excellent thinking.

lol, got the hat thing wrong. aw, thought we were avoiding the d*unk guys though?"

Beer goggles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the best way to pick up men?

I'm going to try staring at them like this:

And maybe a bit of this:

The last one. These eyes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the best way to pick up men?

I'm going to try staring at them like this:

And maybe a bit of this:

Fork lift

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Say hi!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"What's the best way to pick up men?

I'm going to try staring at them like this:

And maybe a bit of this:

I reckon that's pretty much fool proof. In fact I'm going to try it myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ok. my top tips on picking up men.

1. arse.

wiggle over to the bar, if there are any men along the way make sure your arse is in their face as you pass them.

be discreet about it the arse thing, you don't wanna look like a slutty slut so early on in the evening.

2. boobs.

even if you have tiny ones make sure the men know you have a pair.

you can do this by showing some cleavage, by wearing a tight top, or just by having boobs. you're female and men will know you have boobs, they have boob radar inbuilt into their endocrine system.

you're boobs do not have their own scent, so do not shove them in anyones face for that purpose. if they do have some whiff about them then i recommend you see a doctor.

3. legs.

show those fuckers off, men like legs coz they lead to the lady garden. the higher your skirt line the more hopeful they are off getting to that lady garden.

even if you don't like your legs it doesn't matter, men will.

i only recommend wearing heels you can walk in, usually, but tonight we are tapping off. if you have shoes that make you teeter into a mans arms this gives you some advantage.

fall into his embrace and don't apologise for it, just look him in the eye and smile after. ask him to carry your shoes so you can walk around barefoot in safety, a real man will take up the offer.

and not only because he is concerned for your safety but now he owns a barefoot babe and is hoping you'll get pregnant to him...in his mind this means guaranteed SEX!!!!

if you have followed all the above then you have tapped for sure. anyone who marries from my advice can you let me know then i can patent this as actually working and sell it dating sites."

Noted

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's the best way to pick up men?

I'm going to try staring at them like this:

And maybe a bit of this:

I reckon that's pretty much fool proof. In fact I'm going to try it myself."

I hope you're not out this weekend in Planet Earth. You'll attract all the men with your flirty

and I'll be left all

and

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

Show them your boobs

(.)(.)

Or flash your calculator:

8008135

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Show them your boobs

(.)(.)

Or flash your calculator:

8008135

"
that's the wrong way technically

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

"Show them your boobs

(.)(.)

Or flash your calculator:

8008135

that's the wrong way technically "

Ooops forgot to turn it upside down

5318008

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"ok. my top tips on picking up men.

1. arse.

wiggle over to the bar, if there are any men along the way make sure your arse is in their face as you pass them.

be discreet about it the arse thing, you don't wanna look like a slutty slut so early on in the evening.

2. boobs.

even if you have tiny ones make sure the men know you have a pair.

you can do this by showing some cleavage, by wearing a tight top, or just by having boobs. you're female and men will know you have boobs, they have boob radar inbuilt into their endocrine system.

you're boobs do not have their own scent, so do not shove them in anyones face for that purpose. if they do have some whiff about them then i recommend you see a doctor.

3. legs.

show those fuckers off, men like legs coz they lead to the lady garden. the higher your skirt line the more hopeful they are off getting to that lady garden.

even if you don't like your legs it doesn't matter, men will.

i only recommend wearing heels you can walk in, usually, but tonight we are tapping off. if you have shoes that make you teeter into a mans arms this gives you some advantage.

fall into his embrace and don't apologise for it, just look him in the eye and smile after. ask him to carry your shoes so you can walk around barefoot in safety, a real man will take up the offer.

and not only because he is concerned for your safety but now he owns a barefoot babe and is hoping you'll get pregnant to him...in his mind this means guaranteed SEX!!!!

if you have followed all the above then you have tapped for sure. anyone who marries from my advice can you let me know then i can patent this as actually working and sell it dating sites.

Noted

Double noted!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Show them your boobs

(.)(.)

Or flash your calculator:

8008135

that's the wrong way technically

Ooops forgot to turn it upside down

5318008"

Does it work on you?

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

"Show them your boobs

(.)(.)

Or flash your calculator:

8008135

that's the wrong way technically

Ooops forgot to turn it upside down

5318008

Does it work on you?

I prefer the braille version

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By *ubSirVient-DefinitionCouple
over a year ago

dukinfield

Say Hi!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't even have to brush my hair or wear make up, and I pull.

I'm beginning to think some men have no standards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Show them your boobs

(.)(.)

Or flash your calculator:

8008135

that's the wrong way technically

Ooops forgot to turn it upside down

5318008"

Didn't wanna ruin the fun

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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i tapped off last night.

it almost became a 3sum without me even being aware of it...men i don't even know are chucking themselves at me behind my own back.

result.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Show them your boobs

(.)(.)

Or flash your calculator:

8008135

that's the wrong way technically

Ooops forgot to turn it upside down

5318008

Does it work on you?

I prefer the braille version

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i tapped off last night.

it almost became a 3sum without me even being aware of it...men i don't even know are chucking themselves at me behind my own back.

result."

Show off

I had whiffy boobs today (perfume down the cleavage) and a low cut top but my intended prey was nowhere to be seen.

kint!!

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"i tapped off last night.

it almost became a 3sum without me even being aware of it...men i don't even know are chucking themselves at me behind my own back.

result.

Show off

I had whiffy boobs today (perfume down the cleavage) and a low cut top but my intended prey was nowhere to be seen.

kint!!"

have to show off, nobody will ask me about it except you if i don't.

ah that's a good tip, make your boobs even more attractive to the men in case they have hormone problems and can't detect them. although you are potentially attracting genetically inferior mates with this method, so be careful.

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