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By *orum Troll OP Woman
over a year ago

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that topic closed and i spent some time on this.

ode to fab: coz you ain't the shit and not shit but somewhere in between and a variety of all those things and more for the fab populous makes it so.

you can dive right in all feeling horny

coz fab has pics that are kinda porny

there's a variety of things you can do

so long as you make a profile just for you

if you see a lady that takes your fancy

massage her if you feel chancy

write a well thought message out to her

watch it be deleted within 10 seconds and despair

start getting desperate and just say hi

when she also deletes that you can cry

don't expect sympathy though

coz no-one cares for your fuck and go

then when your desperation starts to rise

you'll look through newly uploaded pics but feel the need to bleach your eyes

you'll message woman you don't even like

coz you're sure their your local areas bike

when they reject you you'll wonder what's wrong

with you, is your dick not so long?

are you ugly, are you wierd?

should i get tattoos and grow a beard?

it's not you, it's the life of swingers

they're just fussy bitches who are mingers

call them out, yes make that topic

then go unlos coz you lost it.

come back and lurk as everyone takes the piss

you are sad that you're not missed

you make another profile anyway

because you're secretly fab gay

(straight).

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By *orum Troll OP Woman
over a year ago

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and fuck y'all this topic is now all things m1cks.

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

Thought it summed it up quite well tbh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ayyeee fs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awesome!!!!

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By *orum Troll OP Woman
over a year ago

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"ayyeee fs

hehehe, woke my neighbours again probably.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leave it to him.....he'll be there at the end anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that's brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ayyeee fs

hehehe, woke my neighbours again probably.

kints

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By *orum Troll OP Woman
over a year ago

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it's basically a bunch of fab cliches but thank you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ruddy well fabulous fs

Standing ovation*

Go you shawty.

Fmites, I present to you, fabs one and only Creative Queen.

#lyricalgangsta

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is gonna be the copy and paste reply to any many a moany post fs

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By *orum Troll OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Ruddy well fabulous fs

Standing ovation*

Go you shawty.

Fmites, I present to you, fabs one and only Creative Queen.

#lyricalgangsta"

i need to find a poet site for amateurs or something.

glad you liked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yo yo, big ups, big ups #lady_ode

You should, got some bare skillz there chick.

An kints think this is just a sex site kmt, smh fs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ayyeee fs

hehehe, woke my neighbours again probably.

kints

Och you lot are making me

All credit to lady_ode

#lyricalgangsta

Ooooooooofft

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By *orum Troll OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Yo yo, big ups, big ups #lady_ode

You should, got some bare skillz there chick.

An kints think this is just a sex site kmt, smh fs.

it's fun doing them. surprised more people don't just write random poems really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need to pen one for ma man _eeside fs, such a nice guy, chicks on this always saying they want a nice guy and when they come along they don't entertain them.

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By *orum Troll OP Woman
over a year ago

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"You need to pen one for ma man _eeside fs, such a nice guy, chicks on this always saying they want a nice guy and when they come along they don't entertain them. "

he's too far away for a lot to meet. i'll write him something though, in here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You need to pen one for ma man _eeside fs, such a nice guy, chicks on this always saying they want a nice guy and when they come along they don't entertain them. "

Yo pimp m1cks in tae hooose fs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That fuk ya'll bit reminded of Dr Dre fs #legend

Forgot about Dre.....

Y'all know me, still the same O.G. but I been low-key

Hated on by most these niggas with no cheese, no deals and no G's

No wheels and no keys, no boats, no snowmobiles, and no skis

Mad at me cause I can finally afford to provide my family with groceries

Got a crib with a studio and it's all full of tracks to add to the wall

Full of plaques, hanging up in the office in back of my house like trophies

Did y'all think I'mma let my dough freeze, ho please

You better bow down on both knees, who you think taught you to smoke trees

Who you think brought you the oldies

Eazy-E's, Ice Cubes, and D.O.C's

The Snoop D-O-double-G's

And the group that said motherfuck the police

Gave you a tape full of dope beats

To bump when you stroll through in your hood

And when your album sales wasn't doing too good

Who's the Doctor they told you to go see

Y'all better listen up closely, all you niggas that said that I turned pop

Or The Firm flopped, y'all are the reason that Dre ain't been getting no sleep

So fuck y'all, all of y'all, if y'all don't like me, blow me

Y'all are gonna keep fucking around with me and turn me back to the old me

Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got something to say

But nothing comes out when they move their lips

Just a bunch of gibberish

And motherfuckers act like they forgot about Dre

Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got something to say

But nothing comes out when they move their lips

Just a bunch of gibberish

And motherfuckers act like they forgot about Dre

So what do you say to somebody you hate

Or anyone tryna bring trouble your way

Wanna resolve things in a bloodier way

Then just study a tape of N.W.A

One day I was walking by

With a Walkman on

When I caught a guy

Give me an awkward eye

And I ...... him up in the parking lot

With his Karl Kani

I don't give a fuck if it's dark or not

I'm harder than me tryna park a Dodge

When I'm d*unk as fuck

Right next to a humongous truck in a two-car garage

Hopping out with two broken legs

Trying to walk it off

Fuck you too bitch, call the cops

I'mma kill you and them loud-ass motherfucking barking dogs

And when the cops came through

Me and Dre stood next to a burnt down house.........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Proppa word porn fs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You need to pen one for ma man _eeside fs, such a nice guy, chicks on this always saying they want a nice guy and when they come along they don't entertain them.

he's too far away for a lot to meet. i'll write him something though, in here?"

Aye why not, may as well fill this byatch up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You need to pen one for ma man _eeside fs, such a nice guy, chicks on this always saying they want a nice guy and when they come along they don't entertain them.

Yo pimp m1cks in tae hooose fs

Yo yo Ella wagwan?

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By *orum Troll OP Woman
over a year ago

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ode to _eeside: and all men struggling despite being decent enough blokes.

we women may come across as shallow, i know we do

and that's certainly for some of us true

we want the charm, we want the looks,

we want it all, as well as fucks

the longer we're here we get even more fussy

it's not much fun at times being a hussy

too many men and so little time

we burn ourselves out and lose our shine

the world can seem darker than night

we hope someone turns back on the light

and makes this world a more friendly place

yet you still don't complain and act with grace

you never seem bitter despite reasons for being so

your niceness and kind features always on show

you create bonds stronger than you can see

between life, the universe, and faith in humanity

we do appreciate you, that's a given

and we are not always sex driven

i suppose by the time we seek nice guys

we're not sure if they're wearing a disguise

which isn't fair because the more we observe

we see you truly are guys who don't deserve

to be ignored, or left out, or neglected

we think we are not the type of woman you expected

it makes sense nice guys want good sex and luck

we hope by meeting you we wont fuck you up

take us as we are, or not at all

here's my number give me a call.

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooooooofft

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By *orum Troll OP Woman
over a year ago

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night ellie may.

done my head in with that one, probably write some more tomorrow or hope other people have.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"night ellie may.

done my head in with that one, probably write some more tomorrow or hope other people have."

Nyte nyte Jim Boab,get some kip, you done good fs xXmwahXx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ode to _eeside: and all men struggling despite being decent enough blokes.

we women may come across as shallow, i know we do

and that's certainly for some of us true

we want the charm, we want the looks,

we want it all, as well as fucks

the longer we're here we get even more fussy

it's not much fun at times being a hussy

too many men and so little time

we burn ourselves out and lose our shine

the world can seem darker than night

we hope someone turns back on the light

and makes this world a more friendly place

yet you still don't complain and act with grace

you never seem bitter despite reasons for being so

your niceness and kind features always on show

you create bonds stronger than you can see

between life, the universe, and faith in humanity

we do appreciate you, that's a given

and we are not always sex driven

i suppose by the time we seek nice guys

we're not sure if they're wearing a disguise

which isn't fair because the more we observe

we see you truly are guys who don't deserve

to be ignored, or left out, or neglected

we think we are not the type of woman you expected

it makes sense nice guys want good sex and luck

we hope by meeting you we wont fuck you up

take us as we are, or not at all

here's my number give me a call.

ooooooft fs

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

Brilliant!

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's good ain't she fs, oor wee lady_ode, feeling proud*

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"ode to _eeside: and all men struggling despite being decent enough blokes.

we women may come across as shallow, i know we do

and that's certainly for some of us true

we want the charm, we want the looks,

we want it all, as well as fucks

the longer we're here we get even more fussy

it's not much fun at times being a hussy

too many men and so little time

we burn ourselves out and lose our shine

the world can seem darker than night

we hope someone turns back on the light

and makes this world a more friendly place

yet you still don't complain and act with grace

you never seem bitter despite reasons for being so

your niceness and kind features always on show

you create bonds stronger than you can see

between life, the universe, and faith in humanity

we do appreciate you, that's a given

and we are not always sex driven

i suppose by the time we seek nice guys

we're not sure if they're wearing a disguise

which isn't fair because the more we observe

we see you truly are guys who don't deserve

to be ignored, or left out, or neglected

we think we are not the type of woman you expected

it makes sense nice guys want good sex and luck

we hope by meeting you we wont fuck you up

take us as we are, or not at all

here's my number give me a call.

wow this is a surprize

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is superb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome to fab, the place where couples are on top of the food chain, single chicks are scarce, relationships are perfect, liars believe their own bullshit & chunky burds rule the roost. A place where everyone knows your name and kints go u.n.l.o.s without trace, a place where your haters are the ones who visit your profile the most. Strangers block you and even though its only ment tae be a bit of fun there is always someone that takes shit series and grasses you tae admin and then you get a wee holiday. A place where kints waste yer time by moaning about time wasters and trolls, troll the trolls, a place where white knights get roasted and the fakes get toasted.

Fab a place where..........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Welcome to fab, the place where couples are on top of the food chain, single chicks are scarce, relationships are perfect, liars believe their own bullshit & chunky burds rule the roost. A place where everyone knows your name and kints go u.n.l.o.s without trace, a place where your haters are the ones who visit your profile the most. Strangers block you and even though its only ment tae be a bit of fun there is always someone that takes shit series and grasses you tae admin and then you get a wee holiday. A place where kints waste yer time by moaning about time wasters and trolls, troll the trolls, a place where white knights get roasted and the fakes get toasted.

Fab a place where.........."

Friendships are made over all types of banter and the world's put tae right.

A place where you can get lost for a while before you need tae get back tae living.........

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By *orum Troll OP Woman
over a year ago

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lol.

a place to come when you are weary

to cheer you up or make you more teary

a place where you'd rather have an early night

than come to the forums and talk shite

it's where you come for fun and games

or tell your secrets then be shamed

it's a place for fantasy

that either fuck you up or makes you happy

it's somewhere to find people to meet

hopefully half of them are on your street

or timewasters galore who want wank fodder

sometimes i wonder why i bother

....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooooooofft fs

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By *orum Troll OP Woman
over a year ago

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not feeling very creative today, feeling more absorbent.

ode to my inbox

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cba to answer

so don't bother sending

coz all replies will be

permanently pending.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

M1cks.

Where you gone.

Not seen you.

For so long.

On here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A was on my holidays

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is superb

It's been so long

That I haven't seen your face

I'm tryna be strong

But the strength I have is washing away

It wont be long before I get you by my side

And just hold you, tease you, squeeze you

Tell you what's been on my mind

I wanna make up right now na na

Wish we never broke up right now na na

We need to link up right now na na

I wanna make up right now na na

I wanna make right now na na

Wish we never broke up right now na na

We need to link up right now na na

Girl I know, mistakes were made between us two

And we show our ass that night even said somethings weren't true

Why'd you go and haven't seen my girl since then

Why can't it be the way it was

Cause you were my homie, lover and friend

I wanna make up right now na na

Wish we never broke up right now na na

We need to link up right now na na

I wanna make up right now na na

Wish we never broke up right now na na

We need to link up right now na na

I can't lie

I miss you much

Watching everyday that goes by

I miss you much

Till I get you back I'm gonna cry

Yes I miss you much

Cause you are the apple of my eye

Girl I miss you much

I miss you much

I can't lie

I miss you much

Watching everyday that goes by

I miss you much

Tell I get you back I'm gonna cry

Yes I miss you much

Yes you are the apple of my eye

Girl I miss you much

I miss you much

I wanna make up right now na na

Wish we never broke up right now na na

We need to link up right now na na

I wanna make love right now na na

Wish we never broke up right now na na

We need to link up right now na na

I want you to fly with me

Want you to fly

I miss how you lie with me

Miss how you lie

Just wish you could dine with me

Wish you could dine with me

One that would grind with me

I want you to fly with me

Want you to fly

I miss how you lie with me

Oh miss how you lie

Just wish you could dine with me

Wish you could dine

One that would grind with me

Oh one that would grind

I wanna make up right now na na

Wish we never broke up right now na na

We need to link up right now na na

I wanna make up right now na na

Wish we never broke up right now na na

We need to link up right now na na.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's a cunny funt (kint)

Not a runt

Likes a punt n to give kints a shunt while he's prowling for rump n hoping for a pump but you won't see him jump(unless he lets off a big pump)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's a cunny funt (kint)

Not a runt

Likes a punt n to give kints a shunt while he's prowling for rump n hoping for a pump but you won't see him jump(unless he lets off a big pump)

Lol the c/k word is no allowed up in this mofo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

#thebromanceliveson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"#thebromanceliveson"

Fancy a Bruce and M1cks sandwich shorty?

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By *orum Troll OP Woman
over a year ago

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"#thebromanceliveson

Fancy a Bruce and M1cks sandwich shorty?

i do. phwoar!!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

What's this about then?! Suppose I should actually read it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s okay, I’m good

Let’s go.....

Yeah, yeah, we bring the stars out

We bring the women and the cars and the cards out...

Let’s have a toast, a celebration, get a glass out.....

And we can do this until we pass out....

Let it rain, let it pour away

We won’t come down....

Until we hit the ground and pass out....

Yeah, I’m in charge now

I’m a star and I brought my fuckin’ cast out....

I live a very, very, very wild lifestyle...

Heidi and Audrina eat your heart out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"#thebromanceliveson

Fancy a Bruce and M1cks sandwich shorty?

i do. phwoar!!

ooooooffft

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By *orum Troll OP Woman
over a year ago

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"What's this about then?! Suppose I should actually read it

i'm trying to sort a 3sum here.

going to book my tickets to scotland asap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's this about then?! Suppose I should actually read it

i'm trying to sort a 3sum here.

going to book my tickets to scotland asap."

Scotland, couldn't even handle your sexyness Dory, ooooooffft fs.

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By *orum Troll OP Woman
over a year ago

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"What's this about then?! Suppose I should actually read it

i'm trying to sort a 3sum here.

going to book my tickets to scotland asap.

Scotland, couldn't even handle your sexyness Dory, ooooooffft fs. "

every guy i've had a relationship has left his country/area for me.

i'll nick someone while i'm up there.

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over a year ago

"What's this about then?! Suppose I should actually read it

i'm trying to sort a 3sum here.

going to book my tickets to scotland asap.

Scotland, couldn't even handle your sexyness Dory, ooooooffft fs.

every guy i've had a relationship has left his country/area for me.

i'll nick someone while i'm up there."

Aye just stick Bruce in yer bra when yer headin back up the road.

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By *orum Troll OP Woman
over a year ago

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"What's this about then?! Suppose I should actually read it

i'm trying to sort a 3sum here.

going to book my tickets to scotland asap.

Scotland, couldn't even handle your sexyness Dory, ooooooffft fs.

every guy i've had a relationship has left his country/area for me.

i'll nick someone while i'm up there.

Aye just stick Bruce in yer bra when yer headin back up the road.

wouldn't mind doing.

hope he's ok with being smuggled away seeing as we're planning it without his input.

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over a year ago

"What's this about then?! Suppose I should actually read it

i'm trying to sort a 3sum here.

going to book my tickets to scotland asap.

Scotland, couldn't even handle your sexyness Dory, ooooooffft fs.

every guy i've had a relationship has left his country/area for me.

i'll nick someone while i'm up there.

Aye just stick Bruce in yer bra when yer headin back up the road.

wouldn't mind doing.

hope he's ok with being smuggled away seeing as we're planning it without his input.

Aye he's a good sport fs.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"What's this about then?! Suppose I should actually read it

i'm trying to sort a 3sum here.

going to book my tickets to scotland asap."

Get it sorted girl!

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By *orum Troll OP Woman
over a year ago

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"What's this about then?! Suppose I should actually read it

i'm trying to sort a 3sum here.

going to book my tickets to scotland asap.

Scotland, couldn't even handle your sexyness Dory, ooooooffft fs.

every guy i've had a relationship has left his country/area for me.

i'll nick someone while i'm up there.

Aye just stick Bruce in yer bra when yer headin back up the road.

wouldn't mind doing.

hope he's ok with being smuggled away seeing as we're planning it without his input.

Aye he's a good sport fs. "

i better go buy a bra then.

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over a year ago

"What's this about then?! Suppose I should actually read it

i'm trying to sort a 3sum here.

going to book my tickets to scotland asap.

Scotland, couldn't even handle your sexyness Dory, ooooooffft fs.

every guy i've had a relationship has left his country/area for me.

i'll nick someone while i'm up there.

Aye just stick Bruce in yer bra when yer headin back up the road.

wouldn't mind doing.

hope he's ok with being smuggled away seeing as we're planning it without his input.

Aye he's a good sport fs.

i better go buy a bra then."

He's a big boy so best get an xxl one fs

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By *orum Troll OP Woman
over a year ago

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lol, right best go, been on here an hour longer than i planned to already.

and all you're doing while i'm here is corrupting me.

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By *orum Troll OP Woman
over a year ago

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"What's this about then?! Suppose I should actually read it

i'm trying to sort a 3sum here.

going to book my tickets to scotland asap.

Get it sorted girl!

was chatting to a guy last year who wanted me to cuckold him, this would've been the perfect opportunity as he wanted to take me to scotland.

see ya later, busy here.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"lol, right best go, been on here an hour longer than i planned to already.

and all you're doing while i'm here is corrupting me.

I'm not sure anyone has the ability to corrupt you lady!

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By *orum Troll OP Woman
over a year ago

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"lol, right best go, been on here an hour longer than i planned to already.

and all you're doing while i'm here is corrupting me.

I'm not sure anyone has the ability to corrupt you lady!

i'd never have considered smuggling men out of scotland in my bra before today.

i mean me wearing a bra, who woulda thought it?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"lol, right best go, been on here an hour longer than i planned to already.

and all you're doing while i'm here is corrupting me.

I'm not sure anyone has the ability to corrupt you lady!

i'd never have considered smuggling men out of scotland in my bra before today.

i mean me wearing a bra, who woulda thought it?

I thought you were disappearing,away with you woman!

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"lol, right best go, been on here an hour longer than i planned to already.

and all you're doing while i'm here is corrupting me.

I'm not sure anyone has the ability to corrupt you lady!

i'd never have considered smuggling men out of scotland in my bra before today.

i mean me wearing a bra, who woulda thought it?

I thought you were disappearing,away with you woman! "

i can't focus on my studies for some reason. probably coz they're too hard -i'm learning about cell proteins and it might as well be an alien teaching me.

i need a study buddy, my last one abandoned me.

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over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

i mean me wearing a bra, who woulda thought it?

I thought you were disappearing,away with you woman!

i can't focus on my studies for some reason. probably coz they're too hard -i'm learning about cell proteins and it might as well be an alien teaching me.

i need a study buddy, my last one abandoned me.

Gosh that sounds to much for a hot sunny day,maybe scrap it for today and start afresh tomorrow

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i mean me wearing a bra, who woulda thought it?

I thought you were disappearing,away with you woman!

i can't focus on my studies for some reason. probably coz they're too hard -i'm learning about cell proteins and it might as well be an alien teaching me.

i need a study buddy, my last one abandoned me.

Gosh that sounds to much for a hot sunny day,maybe scrap it for today and start afresh tomorrow "

yeah. think i'll go teach my daughter how to play chess for fun, might get my brain working as well.

probably be back on here in 10 mins lol.

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It's 18 degrees up here the day, canny handle this heatwave , get yer erse up ere and lez go skinny dipping fs

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Did I miss my chance? It seems some lovely ladies have stepped on my toes

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"Did I miss my chance? It seems some lovely ladies have stepped on my toes

Aye you've been burnt

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over a year ago

If youre no fast youre last

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over a year ago

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"It's 18 degrees up here the day, canny handle this heatwave , get yer erse up ere and lez go skinny dipping fs

She's busy playing chess

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"What's this about then?! Suppose I should actually read it

i'm trying to sort a 3sum here.

going to book my tickets to scotland asap.

Scotland, couldn't even handle your sexyness Dory, ooooooffft fs.

every guy i've had a relationship has left his country/area for me.

i'll nick someone while i'm up there.

Aye just stick Bruce in yer bra when yer headin back up the road.

wouldn't mind doing.

hope he's ok with being smuggled away seeing as we're planning it without his input.

Ha! As long as you can keep me in the lap of poverty to which I've become accustomed!

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"It's 18 degrees up here the day, canny handle this heatwave , get yer erse up ere and lez go skinny dipping fs

She's busy playing chess

she quit chess coz i took most of her pieces and put her in check but she beat me at backgammon, first time i taught her how to play as well.

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"What's this about then?! Suppose I should actually read it

i'm trying to sort a 3sum here.

going to book my tickets to scotland asap.

Scotland, couldn't even handle your sexyness Dory, ooooooffft fs.

every guy i've had a relationship has left his country/area for me.

i'll nick someone while i'm up there.

Aye just stick Bruce in yer bra when yer headin back up the road.

wouldn't mind doing.

hope he's ok with being smuggled away seeing as we're planning it without his input.

Ha! As long as you can keep me in the lap of poverty to which I've become accustomed!

if you can keep me off ebay we will be very rich indeed.

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"If youre no fast youre last

you're actually in that area and i've not got my tickets yet so get in there.

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"It's 18 degrees up here the day, canny handle this heatwave , get yer erse up ere and lez go skinny dipping fs

would love to get away from here, not sure if people are just talking or arguing here but they're very loud now they've left their houses.

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"What's this about then?! Suppose I should actually read it

i'm trying to sort a 3sum here.

going to book my tickets to scotland asap.

Scotland, couldn't even handle your sexyness Dory, ooooooffft fs.

every guy i've had a relationship has left his country/area for me.

i'll nick someone while i'm up there.

Aye just stick Bruce in yer bra when yer headin back up the road.

wouldn't mind doing.

hope he's ok with being smuggled away seeing as we're planning it without his input.

Ha! As long as you can keep me in the lap of poverty to which I've become accustomed!

if you can keep me off ebay we will be very rich indeed.

Ohh I dunno...I've got a good eye for antiques n brick a brac n stuff....if you take me in your bra to some car boot sales n auctions we could maybe even make some money

Then you can spend on eBay n I can spend on silk road

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"What's this about then?! Suppose I should actually read it

i'm trying to sort a 3sum here.

going to book my tickets to scotland asap.

Scotland, couldn't even handle your sexyness Dory, ooooooffft fs.

every guy i've had a relationship has left his country/area for me.

i'll nick someone while i'm up there.

Aye just stick Bruce in yer bra when yer headin back up the road.

wouldn't mind doing.

hope he's ok with being smuggled away seeing as we're planning it without his input.

Ha! As long as you can keep me in the lap of poverty to which I've become accustomed!

if you can keep me off ebay we will be very rich indeed.

Ohh I dunno...I've got a good eye for antiques n brick a brac n stuff....if you take me in your bra to some car boot sales n auctions we could maybe even make some money

Then you can spend on eBay n I can spend on silk road

yay 99p china shit all round.

and whatever you're buying.

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"What's this about then?! Suppose I should actually read it

i'm trying to sort a 3sum here.

going to book my tickets to scotland asap.

Scotland, couldn't even handle your sexyness Dory, ooooooffft fs.

every guy i've had a relationship has left his country/area for me.

i'll nick someone while i'm up there.

Aye just stick Bruce in yer bra when yer headin back up the road.

wouldn't mind doing.

hope he's ok with being smuggled away seeing as we're planning it without his input.

Ha! As long as you can keep me in the lap of poverty to which I've become accustomed!

if you can keep me off ebay we will be very rich indeed.

Ohh I dunno...I've got a good eye for antiques n brick a brac n stuff....if you take me in your bra to some car boot sales n auctions we could maybe even make some money

Then you can spend on eBay n I can spend on silk road

yay 99p china shit all round.

and whatever you're buying."

We could merge our 'lists' n go halfers on a hit man....should save money for multiple hits!

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"What's this about then?! Suppose I should actually read it

i'm trying to sort a 3sum here.

going to book my tickets to scotland asap.

Scotland, couldn't even handle your sexyness Dory, ooooooffft fs.

every guy i've had a relationship has left his country/area for me.

i'll nick someone while i'm up there.

Aye just stick Bruce in yer bra when yer headin back up the road.

wouldn't mind doing.

hope he's ok with being smuggled away seeing as we're planning it without his input.

Ha! As long as you can keep me in the lap of poverty to which I've become accustomed!

if you can keep me off ebay we will be very rich indeed.

Ohh I dunno...I've got a good eye for antiques n brick a brac n stuff....if you take me in your bra to some car boot sales n auctions we could maybe even make some money

Then you can spend on eBay n I can spend on silk road

yay 99p china shit all round.

and whatever you're buying.

We could merge our 'lists' n go halfers on a hit man....should save money for multiple hits!

...ok

*backs outta scotland slowly*

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"What's this about then?! Suppose I should actually read it

i'm trying to sort a 3sum here.

going to book my tickets to scotland asap.

Scotland, couldn't even handle your sexyness Dory, ooooooffft fs.

every guy i've had a relationship has left his country/area for me.

i'll nick someone while i'm up there.

Aye just stick Bruce in yer bra when yer headin back up the road.

wouldn't mind doing.

hope he's ok with being smuggled away seeing as we're planning it without his input.

Ha! As long as you can keep me in the lap of poverty to which I've become accustomed!

if you can keep me off ebay we will be very rich indeed.

Ohh I dunno...I've got a good eye for antiques n brick a brac n stuff....if you take me in your bra to some car boot sales n auctions we could maybe even make some money

Then you can spend on eBay n I can spend on silk road

yay 99p china shit all round.

and whatever you're buying.

We could merge our 'lists' n go halfers on a hit man....should save money for multiple hits!

...ok

*backs outta scotland slowly*"

Awwk

coulda been a beautifully twisted feindship as well!

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over a year ago

...ok

*backs outta scotland slowly*"

Now you see why I went quiet after the offer

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...ok

*backs outta scotland slowly*

Now you see why I went quiet after the offer

he's still talking to me. S.O.S.

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...ok

*backs outta scotland slowly*

Now you see why I went quiet after the offer

Awww so I guess there's no point now in asking how's yer bum for love bites?

Suppose I'll have to find a bunny to boil elsewhere....Gutted!

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omg bruce stop now. haha.

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"omg bruce stop now. haha.

See I can be funny haha

as well as funny errrrm

Just not very often!

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"omg bruce stop now. haha.

See I can be funny haha

as well as funny errrrm

Just not very often!

yeah.

i like the sinister humour really.

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"omg bruce stop now. haha.

See I can be funny haha

as well as funny errrrm

Just not very often!

yeah.

i like the sinister humour really."

Aye it only starts being weird/creepy when it's not humorous in any way.

But that's down to ones own opinion really.

For those that don't find me funny....it's all good....it's obvious we probably wouldn't click in or outside the bedroom,so no skin off anyone's nose.

I also don't see it as their/my loss....you need to have had it in the first place to lose it!

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...ok

*backs outta scotland slowly*

Now you see why I went quiet after the offer

he's still talking to me. S.O.S.

You brought this on yourself

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Suppose I'll have to find a bunny to boil elsewhere....Gutted!

If youre no fast youre no boiled

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"omg bruce stop now. haha.

See I can be funny haha

as well as funny errrrm

Just not very often!

yeah.

i like the sinister humour really.

Aye it only starts being weird/creepy when it's not humorous in any way.

But that's down to ones own opinion really.

For those that don't find me funny....it's all good....it's obvious we probably wouldn't click in or outside the bedroom,so no skin off anyone's nose.

I also don't see it as their/my loss....you need to have had it in the first place to lose it!

it's my loss as i'm very far away...

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...ok

*backs outta scotland slowly*

Now you see why I went quiet after the offer

he's still talking to me. S.O.S.

You brought this on yourself

hehe, yeah maybe.

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Suppose I'll have to find a bunny to boil elsewhere....Gutted!

If youre no fast youre no boiled

Like a bunny caught in the headlights...only you manage to hop out the way just in time!

Meh...your loss

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"omg bruce stop now. haha.

See I can be funny haha

as well as funny errrrm

Just not very often!

yeah.

i like the sinister humour really.

Aye it only starts being weird/creepy when it's not humorous in any way.

But that's down to ones own opinion really.

For those that don't find me funny....it's all good....it's obvious we probably wouldn't click in or outside the bedroom,so no skin off anyone's nose.

I also don't see it as their/my loss....you need to have had it in the first place to lose it!

it's my loss as i'm very far away...

Not so far away that on the stroke of midnight,we can't both sit cross legged n naked on a rug surrounded by candles,with gregorian monks chanting on the YouTube playlist...as we meld minds n auras for a good old long distance,tantric mind fuck!

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"omg bruce stop now. haha.

See I can be funny haha

as well as funny errrrm

Just not very often!

yeah.

i like the sinister humour really.

Aye it only starts being weird/creepy when it's not humorous in any way.

But that's down to ones own opinion really.

For those that don't find me funny....it's all good....it's obvious we probably wouldn't click in or outside the bedroom,so no skin off anyone's nose.

I also don't see it as their/my loss....you need to have had it in the first place to lose it!

it's my loss as i'm very far away...

sounds weird. i'm in.

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"omg bruce stop now. haha.

See I can be funny haha

as well as funny errrrm

Just not very often!

yeah.

i like the sinister humour really.

Aye it only starts being weird/creepy when it's not humorous in any way.

But that's down to ones own opinion really.

For those that don't find me funny....it's all good....it's obvious we probably wouldn't click in or outside the bedroom,so no skin off anyone's nose.

I also don't see it as their/my loss....you need to have had it in the first place to lose it!

it's my loss as i'm very far away...

sounds weird. i'm in.

See you in the astral plane....don't be late!

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"omg bruce stop now. haha.

See I can be funny haha

as well as funny errrrm

Just not very often!

yeah.

i like the sinister humour really.

Aye it only starts being weird/creepy when it's not humorous in any way.

But that's down to ones own opinion really.

For those that don't find me funny....it's all good....it's obvious we probably wouldn't click in or outside the bedroom,so no skin off anyone's nose.

I also don't see it as their/my loss....you need to have had it in the first place to lose it!

it's my loss as i'm very far away...

sounds weird. i'm in.

See you in the astral plane....don't be late!

i set off before i even came on fab and i'm lost now.

think i'm stuck in saturns rings and can't get out.

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over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Is this 3sum sorted yet?!

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"Is this 3sum sorted yet?!"

mine isn't. i've got lost somewhere in the milky way, i should be fine so long as i don't get sucked into any dark matter.

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"omg bruce stop now. haha.

See I can be funny haha

as well as funny errrrm

Just not very often!

yeah.

i like the sinister humour really.

Aye it only starts being weird/creepy when it's not humorous in any way.

But that's down to ones own opinion really.

For those that don't find me funny....it's all good....it's obvious we probably wouldn't click in or outside the bedroom,so no skin off anyone's nose.

I also don't see it as their/my loss....you need to have had it in the first place to lose it!

it's my loss as i'm very far away...

sounds weird. i'm in.

See you in the astral plane....don't be late!

i set off before i even came on fab and i'm lost now.

think i'm stuck in saturns rings and can't get out."

It'll all be fine as long as I don't get stuck in Uranus! F'narr f'narr

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over a year ago

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"omg bruce stop now. haha.

See I can be funny haha

as well as funny errrrm

Just not very often!

yeah.

i like the sinister humour really.

Aye it only starts being weird/creepy when it's not humorous in any way.

But that's down to ones own opinion really.

For those that don't find me funny....it's all good....it's obvious we probably wouldn't click in or outside the bedroom,so no skin off anyone's nose.

I also don't see it as their/my loss....you need to have had it in the first place to lose it!

it's my loss as i'm very far away...

sounds weird. i'm in.

See you in the astral plane....don't be late!

i set off before i even came on fab and i'm lost now.

think i'm stuck in saturns rings and can't get out.

It'll all be fine as long as I don't get stuck in Uranus! F'narr f'narr

nowhere near anyones anus here thank you very much.

although that nearby black hole does look rather big and smells a bit, i think that's uranus?

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"omg bruce stop now. haha.

See I can be funny haha

as well as funny errrrm

Just not very often!

yeah.

i like the sinister humour really.

Aye it only starts being weird/creepy when it's not humorous in any way.

But that's down to ones own opinion really.

For those that don't find me funny....it's all good....it's obvious we probably wouldn't click in or outside the bedroom,so no skin off anyone's nose.

I also don't see it as their/my loss....you need to have had it in the first place to lose it!

it's my loss as i'm very far away...

sounds weird. i'm in.

See you in the astral plane....don't be late!

i set off before i even came on fab and i'm lost now.

think i'm stuck in saturns rings and can't get out.

It'll all be fine as long as I don't get stuck in Uranus! F'narr f'narr

nowhere near anyones anus here thank you very much.

although that nearby black hole does look rather big and smells a bit, i think that's uranus?

She who smelt it,dealt it!

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over a year ago

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"omg bruce stop now. haha.

See I can be funny haha

as well as funny errrrm

Just not very often!

yeah.

i like the sinister humour really.

Aye it only starts being weird/creepy when it's not humorous in any way.

But that's down to ones own opinion really.

For those that don't find me funny....it's all good....it's obvious we probably wouldn't click in or outside the bedroom,so no skin off anyone's nose.

I also don't see it as their/my loss....you need to have had it in the first place to lose it!

it's my loss as i'm very far away...

sounds weird. i'm in.

See you in the astral plane....don't be late!

i set off before i even came on fab and i'm lost now.

think i'm stuck in saturns rings and can't get out.

It'll all be fine as long as I don't get stuck in Uranus! F'narr f'narr

nowhere near anyones anus here thank you very much.

although that nearby black hole does look rather big and smells a bit, i think that's uranus?

She who smelt it,dealt it!

shit, no comeback to a stupid rhyme from preschool. you win this one.

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over a year ago

This is ment tae be a ode thread fs, geez some lyrical stanza peeps.

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over a year ago

"Is this 3sum sorted yet?!"

How you wanna make it a 4sum?

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"omg bruce stop now. haha.

See I can be funny haha

as well as funny errrrm

Just not very often!

yeah.

i like the sinister humour really.

Aye it only starts being weird/creepy when it's not humorous in any way.

But that's down to ones own opinion really.

For those that don't find me funny....it's all good....it's obvious we probably wouldn't click in or outside the bedroom,so no skin off anyone's nose.

I also don't see it as their/my loss....you need to have had it in the first place to lose it!

it's my loss as i'm very far away...

sounds weird. i'm in.

See you in the astral plane....don't be late!

i set off before i even came on fab and i'm lost now.

think i'm stuck in saturns rings and can't get out.

It'll all be fine as long as I don't get stuck in Uranus! F'narr f'narr

nowhere near anyones anus here thank you very much.

although that nearby black hole does look rather big and smells a bit, i think that's uranus?

She who smelt it,dealt it!

shit, no comeback to a stupid rhyme from preschool. you win this one."

Yep,pre-school rhymes trump (

) all else

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"omg bruce stop now. haha.

See I can be funny haha

as well as funny errrrm

Just not very often!

yeah.

i like the sinister humour really.

Aye it only starts being weird/creepy when it's not humorous in any way.

But that's down to ones own opinion really.

For those that don't find me funny....it's all good....it's obvious we probably wouldn't click in or outside the bedroom,so no skin off anyone's nose.

I also don't see it as their/my loss....you need to have had it in the first place to lose it!

it's my loss as i'm very far away...

sounds weird. i'm in.

See you in the astral plane....don't be late!

i set off before i even came on fab and i'm lost now.

think i'm stuck in saturns rings and can't get out.

It'll all be fine as long as I don't get stuck in Uranus! F'narr f'narr

nowhere near anyones anus here thank you very much.

although that nearby black hole does look rather big and smells a bit, i think that's uranus?

She who smelt it,dealt it!

shit, no comeback to a stupid rhyme from preschool. you win this one.

Yep,pre-school rhymes trump (

) all else

Ain't no skool like the old skool fs

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over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Is this 3sum sorted yet?!

How you wanna make it a 4sum?

I'm not doing no girly stuff

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"omg bruce stop now. haha.

See I can be funny haha

as well as funny errrrm

Just not very often!

yeah.

i like the sinister humour really.

Aye it only starts being weird/creepy when it's not humorous in any way.

But that's down to ones own opinion really.

For those that don't find me funny....it's all good....it's obvious we probably wouldn't click in or outside the bedroom,so no skin off anyone's nose.

I also don't see it as their/my loss....you need to have had it in the first place to lose it!

it's my loss as i'm very far away...

sounds weird. i'm in.

See you in the astral plane....don't be late!

i set off before i even came on fab and i'm lost now.

think i'm stuck in saturns rings and can't get out.

It'll all be fine as long as I don't get stuck in Uranus! F'narr f'narr

nowhere near anyones anus here thank you very much.

although that nearby black hole does look rather big and smells a bit, i think that's uranus?

She who smelt it,dealt it!

shit, no comeback to a stupid rhyme from preschool. you win this one.

Yep,pre-school rhymes trump (

) all else

nice slip in of the trump there. you deserve to win.

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over a year ago

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"Is this 3sum sorted yet?!

How you wanna make it a 4sum?

I'm not doing no girly stuff

they invited 3 women so far also, so this might not even be mfmf.

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over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Is this 3sum sorted yet?!

How you wanna make it a 4sum?

I'm not doing no girly stuff

they invited 3 women so far also, so this might not even be mfmf.

Sounds like a flipping open invitation then,I don't feel special anymore

. Anyone want a bi mmmf call me

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"Is this 3sum sorted yet?!

How you wanna make it a 4sum?

I'm not doing no girly stuff

they invited 3 women so far also, so this might not even be mfmf.

Sounds like a flipping open invitation then,I don't feel special anymore

. Anyone want a bi mmmf call me

i want one of those bi mmmf

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over a year ago

"Is this 3sum sorted yet?!

How you wanna make it a 4sum?

I'm not doing no girly stuff

they invited 3 women so far also, so this might not even be mfmf.

Sounds like a flipping open invitation then,I don't feel special anymore

. Anyone want a bi mmmf call me

i want one of those bi mmmf

I like Micks.....but not that much!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Is this 3sum sorted yet?!

How you wanna make it a 4sum?

I'm not doing no girly stuff

they invited 3 women so far also, so this might not even be mfmf.

Sounds like a flipping open invitation then,I don't feel special anymore

. Anyone want a bi mmmf call me

i want one of those bi mmmf

I like Micks.....but not that much!

You never know until you try

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over a year ago

#nohomo

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"Is this 3sum sorted yet?!

How you wanna make it a 4sum?

I'm not doing no girly stuff

they invited 3 women so far also, so this might not even be mfmf.

Sounds like a flipping open invitation then,I don't feel special anymore

. Anyone want a bi mmmf call me

i want one of those bi mmmf

I like Micks.....but not that much!

You never know until you try

hahaha. yeah you tell them.

you might like it, i think i'd like it.

I'm sure the gentleman won't disappoint us

i'm fantasising about it anyway now.

DP and DO for me plz guys.

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over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

i want one of those bi mmmf

I like Micks.....but not that much!

You never know until you try

Ah that old chestnut...well I've never had a cactus forced up my japs eye either,but can say for certain it's definitely not something I'd enjoy!

but...you may enjoy a cactus that's gently put up your japs eye rather than forced

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i feel a poem coming on...

Bruce And M1cks

we like your dicks

though they'll never meet, coz you ain't up for that

not even with me and ignite in a frisky fab chat

so we'll just not mention it again

for a while

coz we love your cocks but don't wanna see you lose your smile

but if you ever change your mind

then you know who to come and find

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over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"i feel a poem coming on...

Bruce And M1cks

we like your dicks

though they'll never meet, coz you ain't up for that

not even with me and ignite in a frisky fab chat

so we'll just not mention it again

for a while

coz we love your cocks but don't wanna see you lose your smile

but if you ever change your mind

then you know who to come and find

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over a year ago

i want one of those bi mmmf

I like Micks.....but not that much!

You never know until you try

Ah that old chestnut...well I've never had a cactus forced up my japs eye either,but can say for certain it's definitely not something I'd enjoy!

but...you may enjoy a cactus that's gently put up your japs eye rather than forced

*Swoon* will you softly whisper filthy sweet nothings in my ear as you do it?

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over a year ago

Suppose I'll have to find a bunny to boil elsewhere....Gutted!

If youre no fast youre no boiled

Like a bunny caught in the headlights...only you manage to hop out the way just in time!

Meh...your loss

Hop hop hop....

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"i feel a poem coming on...

Bruce And M1cks

we like your dicks

though they'll never meet, coz you ain't up for that

not even with me and ignite in a frisky fab chat

so we'll just not mention it again

for a while

coz we love your cocks but don't wanna see you lose your smile

but if you ever change your mind

then you know who to come and find

Ahhhh such sweet words are a soothing balm to my ego

You've almost convinced me that me n M1cks rubbing our willies together could work!

Only if you let me stick it up yer farter though?

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Suppose I'll have to find a bunny to boil elsewhere....Gutted!

If youre no fast youre no boiled

Like a bunny caught in the headlights...only you manage to hop out the way just in time!

Meh...your loss

Hop hop hop...."

C'mere wabbit!

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over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

i want one of those bi mmmf

I like Micks.....but not that much!

You never know until you try

Ah that old chestnut...well I've never had a cactus forced up my japs eye either,but can say for certain it's definitely not something I'd enjoy!

but...you may enjoy a cactus that's gently put up your japs eye rather than forced

*Swoon* will you softly whisper filthy sweet nothings in my ear as you do it?

I'll leave the filthy sweet nothings in the capable hand's of 3sum,I'll be at the other end trying to steady my shaky hand's

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bunnyhop needs a poem, to welcome her to our clique/crew/whatever this is.

Hi BunnyHop

you seem very nice

and not as rude as us

but we've yet to find out if there's more than meets the eye

so welcome to the poem thread

it's everything and more

we think you'll like us

of that we're sure.

the end.

Bruce and the cactus.

Some cactuses are stabby, and some are prickly,

some are soft and fluffy and that's the one you wanted i bet

but no matter how sharp or soft they are

you can't keep one as a pet.

Stabbity stab, it's stabbing your japs eye

how you got to this stage in your sex life you'll never know why

is it sexy? is it hot? to be stabbed in a place that's not

underly sensitive and has no threshhold for pain

i doubt it very much, are you insane?

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over a year ago

C'mere wabbit!

I knew you had a look of Fudd about you

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i want one of those bi mmmf

I like Micks.....but not that much!

You never know until you try

Ah that old chestnut...well I've never had a cactus forced up my japs eye either,but can say for certain it's definitely not something I'd enjoy!

but...you may enjoy a cactus that's gently put up your japs eye rather than forced

*Swoon* will you softly whisper filthy sweet nothings in my ear as you do it?

I'll leave the filthy sweet nothings in the capable hand's of 3sum,I'll be at the other end trying to steady my shaky hand's

already done.

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"i feel a poem coming on...

Bruce And M1cks

we like your dicks

though they'll never meet, coz you ain't up for that

not even with me and ignite in a frisky fab chat

so we'll just not mention it again

for a while

coz we love your cocks but don't wanna see you lose your smile

but if you ever change your mind

then you know who to come and find

Ahhhh such sweet words are a soothing balm to my ego

You've almost convinced me that me n M1cks rubbing our willies together could work!

Only if you let me stick it up yer farter though?

right. i am officially writing to NASA now demanding they change the name of Uranus to anything else. maybe cactus jack or something.

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over a year ago

C'mere wabbit!

I knew you had a look of Fudd about you

Ahhhhahahahaha belter!

I genuinely laughed out loud at that one

Top comeback Bunny.....I got nothing!

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over a year ago

Excuse me miss.....

And I might drink a little more than I should tonight

And I might take you home with me, if I could tonight

And, baby, I'ma make you feel so good, tonight…

Grab somebody sexy tell em........

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"Excuse me miss.....

And I might drink a little more than I should tonight

And I might take you home with me, if I could tonight

And, baby, I'ma make you feel so good, tonight…

Grab somebody sexy tell em........

is that pitbull?

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over a year ago

"Excuse me miss.....

And I might drink a little more than I should tonight

And I might take you home with me, if I could tonight

And, baby, I'ma make you feel so good, tonight…

Grab somebody sexy tell em........

is that pitbull?"

Like a G6

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over a year ago

"bunnyhop needs a poem, to welcome her to our clique/crew/whatever this is.

Hi BunnyHop

you seem very nice

and not as rude as us

but we've yet to find out if there's more than meets the eye

so welcome to the poem thread

it's everything and more

we think you'll like us

of that we're sure.

the end.

Bruce and the cactus.

Some cactuses are stabby, and some are prickly,

some are soft and fluffy and that's the one you wanted i bet

but no matter how sharp or soft they are

you can't keep one as a pet.

Stabbity stab, it's stabbing your japs eye

how you got to this stage in your sex life you'll never know why

is it sexy? is it hot? to be stabbed in a place that's not

underly sensitive and has no threshhold for pain

i doubt it very much, are you insane?"

Aye I'm a total radge!

N if I had to be violated with a cactus then I'd choose a sharp stabby one rather than the soft fluffy one as I reckon they'd be worse as the spines are minuscule n would rip my poor wee japs eye apart from the inside out!

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"bunnyhop needs a poem, to welcome her to our clique/crew/whatever this is.

Hi BunnyHop

you seem very nice

and not as rude as us

but we've yet to find out if there's more than meets the eye

so welcome to the poem thread

it's everything and more

we think you'll like us

of that we're sure.

the end.

Bruce and the cactus.

Some cactuses are stabby, and some are prickly,

some are soft and fluffy and that's the one you wanted i bet

but no matter how sharp or soft they are

you can't keep one as a pet.

Stabbity stab, it's stabbing your japs eye

how you got to this stage in your sex life you'll never know why

is it sexy? is it hot? to be stabbed in a place that's not

underly sensitive and has no threshhold for pain

i doubt it very much, are you insane?

Aye I'm a total radge!

lol, i like how you're even thinking about this stuff.

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"Excuse me miss.....

And I might drink a little more than I should tonight

And I might take you home with me, if I could tonight

And, baby, I'ma make you feel so good, tonight…

Grab somebody sexy tell em........

is that pitbull?

Like a G6

i love pitbull parodies. they crack me up a lot.

we need our own chatroom.

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over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Bruce and the cactus.

Some cactuses are stabby, and some are prickly,

some are soft and fluffy and that's the one you wanted i bet

but no matter how sharp or soft they are

you can't keep one as a pet.

Stabbity stab, it's stabbing your japs eye

how you got to this stage in your sex life you'll never know why

is it sexy? is it hot? to be stabbed in a place that's not

underly sensitive and has no threshhold for pain

i doubt it very much, are you insane?

Aye I'm a total radge!

I'd take any spikey bit's off first I'm not that cruel

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"bunnyhop needs a poem, to welcome her to our clique/crew/whatever this is.

Hi BunnyHop

you seem very nice

and not as rude as us

but we've yet to find out if there's more than meets the eye

so welcome to the poem thread

it's everything and more

we think you'll like us

of that we're sure.

the end.

Bruce and the cactus.

Some cactuses are stabby, and some are prickly,

some are soft and fluffy and that's the one you wanted i bet

but no matter how sharp or soft they are

you can't keep one as a pet.

Stabbity stab, it's stabbing your japs eye

how you got to this stage in your sex life you'll never know why

is it sexy? is it hot? to be stabbed in a place that's not

underly sensitive and has no threshhold for pain

i doubt it very much, are you insane?

Aye I'm a total radge!

lol, i like how you're even thinking about this stuff.

Ya gotta think about the potential pros n cons of any theoretical sex torture!

Though one mans torture is anothers paradise that he'd pay top dollar for.

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"Excuse me miss.....

And I might drink a little more than I should tonight

And I might take you home with me, if I could tonight

And, baby, I'ma make you feel so good, tonight…

Grab somebody sexy tell em........

is that pitbull?

Like a G6

i love pitbull parodies. they crack me up a lot.

we need our own chatroom."

Bedroom even

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over a year ago

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"bunnyhop needs a poem, to welcome her to our clique/crew/whatever this is.

Hi BunnyHop

you seem very nice

and not as rude as us

but we've yet to find out if there's more than meets the eye

so welcome to the poem thread

it's everything and more

we think you'll like us

of that we're sure.

the end.

Bruce and the cactus.

Some cactuses are stabby, and some are prickly,

some are soft and fluffy and that's the one you wanted i bet

but no matter how sharp or soft they are

you can't keep one as a pet.

Stabbity stab, it's stabbing your japs eye

how you got to this stage in your sex life you'll never know why

is it sexy? is it hot? to be stabbed in a place that's not

underly sensitive and has no threshhold for pain

i doubt it very much, are you insane?

Aye I'm a total radge!

lol, i like how you're even thinking about this stuff.

Ya gotta think about the potential pros n cons of any theoretical sex torture!

Though one mans torture is anothers paradise that he'd pay top dollar for.

so, you want the spikey bits or not coz ignite says she is taking them off.

i like those cluster spikes myself and getting one of those cacti.

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"Excuse me miss.....

And I might drink a little more than I should tonight

And I might take you home with me, if I could tonight

And, baby, I'ma make you feel so good, tonight…

Grab somebody sexy tell em........

is that pitbull?

Like a G6

i love pitbull parodies. they crack me up a lot.

we need our own chatroom.

Bedroom even

yeah that'd be better.

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over a year ago

C'mere wabbit!

I knew you had a look of Fudd about you

Bunnyhop bunnyhop ya make my balls wanna pop!

Wanna whip that fine ass wit ma riding crop!

Wh,wh,wh,wh,wh,wh,what's up doc?!

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over a year ago

A couldny handle you getting Auld fs two pumps and a squirt

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"A couldny handle you getting Auld fs two pumps and a squirt

viagra?

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over a year ago

Oty Oty a need a one dance.....

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Bruce and the cactus.

Some cactuses are stabby, and some are prickly,

some are soft and fluffy and that's the one you wanted i bet

but no matter how sharp or soft they are

you can't keep one as a pet.

Stabbity stab, it's stabbing your japs eye

how you got to this stage in your sex life you'll never know why

is it sexy? is it hot? to be stabbed in a place that's not

underly sensitive and has no threshhold for pain

i doubt it very much, are you insane?

Aye I'm a total radge!

I'd take any spikey bit's off first I'm not that cruel

Well I feel better now knowing that the cactus you're gonna gently force up my japs eye has been de-spiked!

Hope you're gonna lube it up with some soothing aloe vera.....or Vicky,Veronica or Verity

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over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Bruce and the cactus.

Some cactuses are stabby, and some are prickly,

some are soft and fluffy and that's the one you wanted i bet

but no matter how sharp or soft they are

you can't keep one as a pet.

Stabbity stab, it's stabbing your japs eye

how you got to this stage in your sex life you'll never know why

is it sexy? is it hot? to be stabbed in a place that's not

underly sensitive and has no threshhold for pain

i doubt it very much, are you insane?

Aye I'm a total radge!

I'd take any spikey bit's off first I'm not that cruel

Well I feel better now knowing that the cactus you're gonna gently force up my japs eye has been de-spiked!

Hope you're gonna lube it up with some soothing aloe vera.....or Vicky,Veronica or Verity

I was thinking a bit of spit will do

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over a year ago

Bruce and the cactus.

Some cactuses are stabby, and some are prickly,

some are soft and fluffy and that's the one you wanted i bet

but no matter how sharp or soft they are

you can't keep one as a pet.

Stabbity stab, it's stabbing your japs eye

how you got to this stage in your sex life you'll never know why

is it sexy? is it hot? to be stabbed in a place that's not

underly sensitive and has no threshhold for pain

i doubt it very much, are you insane?

Aye I'm a total radge!

I'd take any spikey bit's off first I'm not that cruel

Well I feel better now knowing that the cactus you're gonna gently force up my japs eye has been de-spiked!

Hope you're gonna lube it up with some soothing aloe vera.....or Vicky,Veronica or Verity

I was thinking a bit of spit will do

Hochle up a big one from the back of your throat!

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over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Well I feel better now knowing that the cactus you're gonna gently force up my japs eye has been de-spiked!

Hope you're gonna lube it up with some soothing aloe vera.....or Vicky,Veronica or Verity

I was thinking a bit of spit will do

Hochle up a big one from the back of your throat!

I'm a lady it will just be a dribble I'm afraid

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You gotta show me, your gotta show me

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Well I feel better now knowing that the cactus you're gonna gently force up my japs eye has been de-spiked!

Hope you're gonna lube it up with some soothing aloe vera.....or Vicky,Veronica or Verity

I was thinking a bit of spit will do

Hochle up a big one from the back of your throat!

I'm a lady it will just be a dribble I'm afraid"

Swirl that dribble n my pre-cum together with your tongue as you tease my tip n shaft making me pulse n throb in ecstatic inticipation

N get that cactus away to fuck!

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Well I feel better now knowing that the cactus you're gonna gently force up my japs eye has been de-spiked!

Hope you're gonna lube it up with some soothing aloe vera.....or Vicky,Veronica or Verity

I was thinking a bit of spit will do

Hochle up a big one from the back of your throat!

I'm a lady it will just be a dribble I'm afraid"

Says who?

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over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Well I feel better now knowing that the cactus you're gonna gently force up my japs eye has been de-spiked!

Hope you're gonna lube it up with some soothing aloe vera.....or Vicky,Veronica or Verity

I was thinking a bit of spit will do

Hochle up a big one from the back of your throat!

I'm a lady it will just be a dribble I'm afraid

Says who? "

Me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brucelee, Brucelee, why cant you see?

The sound of your whip is a turn on to me.

Our romance could blossom like a new springtime bud,

If only you didn't look like elmer fudd!

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over a year ago

Hoochie Mamma's

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"Brucelee, Brucelee, why cant you see?

The sound of your whip is a turn on to me.

Our romance could blossom like a new springtime bud,

If only you didn't look like elmer fudd!

Ach well, that's the flip side of having a toned body....fate's decided to even It out by giving me a face off of crimewatch!

Never mind,I'll be content to just perv over your pics!

So I might look like Elmer Fudd...

But at least I can still perv over you in the scud

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