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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What's the difference between Wakefield bus station and a lobster with breast implants?

Ones a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you call a dinosaur with piles?

A megasaurass

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What do you call an Alligator in a vest?

An investigator

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cross between a sheep and a kangaroo?

Wooly jumper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why don't clairvoyants need contraceptives? Because they have crystal balls and can see themselves coming.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went to bed with a blind girl last night!

She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever laid her hands on!

I said "You're pulling my leg"

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