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"Swarfega on my nipple... Ouch! " But did it get the oil off?  | |||
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"Swarfega on my nipple... Ouch! But did it get the oil off? "No it was ink from my gloves and I'm still somewhat blue! | |||
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"Nettles on your pussy, Keep a dock leaf handy "  | |||
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"Swarfega on my nipple... Ouch! But did it get the oil off?
No it was ink from my gloves and I'm still somewhat blue!"Time for a name change?? | |||
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"Swarfega on my nipple... Ouch! But did it get the oil off?
No it was ink from my gloves and I'm still somewhat blue!
Time for a name change?? "Only my hands | |||
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"Swarfega on my nipple... Ouch! " I'll see your swarfega and raise you a nipple caught in an epilator!  | |||
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"Swarfega on my nipple... Ouch! But did it get the oil off?
No it was ink from my gloves and I'm still somewhat blue!
Time for a name change??
Only my hands " | |||
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"Swarfega on my nipple... Ouch! I'll see your swarfega and raise you a nipple caught in an epilator! "How the hell did you do that? | |||
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Need to massage some "Below the Belt" moisturiser into my groin  | |||
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"I've a bit of chafing from my running shorts
Need to massage some "Below the Belt" moisturiser into my groin "Is that special moisturiser? | |||
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"I've a bit of chafing from my running shorts
Need to massage some "Below the Belt" moisturiser into my groin
Is that special moisturiser?"BtB is great 
Supposed to stop the chafing ....
but I'm meant to put it on before I go running
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"I've a bit of chafing from my running shorts
Need to massage some "Below the Belt" moisturiser into my groin
Is that special moisturiser?
BtB is great
Supposed to stop the chafing ....
but I'm meant to put it on before I go running
"Oops.. May you heal quickly and get someone nice to rub you better | |||
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"I've a bit of chafing from my running shorts
Need to massage some "Below the Belt" moisturiser into my groin
Is that special moisturiser?
BtB is great
Supposed to stop the chafing ....
but I'm meant to put it on before I go running
Oops.. May you heal quickly and get someone nice to rub you better "I'm rubbing it in myself, but getting distracted | |||
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"I've a bit of chafing from my running shorts
Need to massage some "Below the Belt" moisturiser into my groin
Is that special moisturiser?
BtB is great
Supposed to stop the chafing ....
but I'm meant to put it on before I go running
Oops.. May you heal quickly and get someone nice to rub you better
I'm rubbing it in myself, but getting distracted "Nothing wrong with a little distraction  | |||
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"Veet on your clitoris. Ouch !! And not good just before a meet." Brings tears to my eyes just thinking about that!!! | |||
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"Put some spunk oan it solves 99.9% of all problems. " Maybe in your world it does | |||
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"Veet on your clitoris. Ouch !! And not good just before a meet." Ouchie | |||
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"Put some spunk oan it solves 99.9% of all problems. " Have you tried it on your own mouth ulcers | |||
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"Swarfega on my nipple... Ouch! I'll see your swarfega and raise you a nipple caught in an epilator!
How the hell did you do that? "I was naked and leaning down to attend to my legs (just in case anyone thinks I've got hairy boobs or anything ...) | |||
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"Swarfega on my nipple... Ouch! I'll see your swarfega and raise you a nipple caught in an epilator!
How the hell did you do that?
I was naked and leaning down to attend to my legs (just in case anyone thinks I've got hairy boobs or anything ...)"I shouldn't laugh ..... | |||
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"I had to search engine Swarfega. "Really? Don't you like getting your hands dirty then clean again? | |||
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"Large splinter under finger nail not pleasant at all " Isn't that a torture method? | |||
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"Swarfega on my nipple... Ouch! I'll see your swarfega and raise you a nipple caught in an epilator!
How the hell did you do that?
I was naked and leaning down to attend to my legs (just in case anyone thinks I've got hairy boobs or anything ...)
I shouldn't laugh ..... "No you shouldn't.. Say your sorry | |||
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"Is it Buxom Blue from now on then? "No my hair is still red and my just a slight tinge of blue | |||
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"Swarfega on my nipple... Ouch! I'll see your swarfega and raise you a nipple caught in an epilator!
How the hell did you do that?
I was naked and leaning down to attend to my legs (just in case anyone thinks I've got hairy boobs or anything ...)
I shouldn't laugh .....
No you shouldn't.. Say your sorry"You're sorry | |||
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"Swarfega on my nipple... Ouch! I'll see your swarfega and raise you a nipple caught in an epilator!
How the hell did you do that?
I was naked and leaning down to attend to my legs (just in case anyone thinks I've got hairy boobs or anything ...)
I shouldn't laugh .....
No you shouldn't.. Say your sorry
You're sorry "Now you owe *two* of us an apology!  | |||
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"Swarfega on my nipple... Ouch! I'll see your swarfega and raise you a nipple caught in an epilator!
How the hell did you do that?
I was naked and leaning down to attend to my legs (just in case anyone thinks I've got hairy boobs or anything ...)
I shouldn't laugh .....
No you shouldn't.. Say your sorry
You're sorry
Now you owe *two* of us an apology! "I'll apologise in person | |||
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"I've a bit of chafing from my running shorts
Need to massage some "Below the Belt" moisturiser into my groin
Is that special moisturiser?
BtB is great
Supposed to stop the chafing ....
but I'm meant to put it on before I go running
"Amateur lol | |||
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"Swarfega on my nipple... Ouch! I'll see your swarfega and raise you a nipple caught in an epilator!
How the hell did you do that?
I was naked and leaning down to attend to my legs (just in case anyone thinks I've got hairy boobs or anything ...)
I shouldn't laugh .....
No you shouldn't.. Say your sorry
You're sorry "I was being nice about your chaffed bits well bollocks to you. | |||
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"Papercut on Hemorrhoid" How on earth? Actually, I don't want to know. | |||
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"Papercut on Hemorrhoid How on earth? Actually, I don't want to know. "I deliberately didn't ask. Rough loo roll maybe.. | |||
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"Papercut on Hemorrhoid How on earth? Actually, I don't want to know.
I deliberately didn't ask.
Rough loo roll maybe.. "Paper aeroplane stunt gone horribly wrong. | |||
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"Papercut on Hemorrhoid How on earth? Actually, I don't want to know.
I deliberately didn't ask.
Rough loo roll maybe..
Paper aeroplane stunt gone horribly wrong." | |||
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"My friend occe cut her clit while shaving. I cant even think about it "Ouchie crossing my legs now | |||
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"Papercut on Hemorrhoid How on earth? Actually, I don't want to know.
I deliberately didn't ask.
Rough loo roll maybe..
Paper aeroplane stunt gone horribly wrong. "Not pretty, she never flew again. | |||
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"I had to search engine Swarfega. "They make it at DEB Chemicals in Belper just up the road from here | |||
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"I had to search engine Swarfega.
Really? Don't you like getting your hands dirty then clean again? "I'm not a mechanically minded man. | |||
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"I had to search engine Swarfega.
Really? Don't you like getting your hands dirty then clean again?
I'm not a mechanically minded man."Disa-poin-ting! | |||
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"Nettles on your pussy, Keep a dock leaf handy " Tear off a leaf and wipe your underneath In an English country garden | |||
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"I had to search engine Swarfega.
Really? Don't you like getting your hands dirty then clean again?
I'm not a mechanically minded man."You don't have to be | |||
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"I had to search engine Swarfega.
They make it at DEB Chemicals in Belper just up the road from here "Is that what they make there driven past it many a time. | |||
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"How did you get swarfega on your nipples in the first place? "I was in the shower trying to get rid of the dye that had leaked from my gloves. | |||
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