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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A twist on what I often ask friends.

Your going to be lost on a desert island with no way of escape. You can only take 5 things and only one of each...

1. Person off fab

2. Book

3. Animal

4. Photo

5. Object

Be prepared to explain to others who post if you're asked the reason..some may be less obvious than others... or post the reason with you answers if you prefer.

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Wots on the island ???

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

1. Dirtybitofun

2. Ray Myers survival techniques

3. Dog

4. My daughters

5. My Swiss army knife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. Bear Gryls (I'm assuming he's on here)

2. A survival book, what not to eat etc.

3. Chicken - cos eggs

4. Photo of daughter

5. Survival knife

Probably entirely too serious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fabulous and bearded

Lord of the rings

My dog

My parents

A fully equipped boat with satellite phone... its an object!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Person - This is too hard... Possibly either BLueEyedGirl or CharliesAngel

Book - Johnny Cash's autobiography, or Heavier than Heaven - Kurt Cobain's biography.

Animal - One of my 2 dogs... No, that's not fair

Photo - My dogs

Object - A phone

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wots on the island ???"

Treat it uninhabited desert island

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fabulous and bearded

Lord of the rings

My dog

My parents

A fully equipped boat with satellite phone... its an object!!"

( you can't escape... see remit ... so I'm putting holes in the boat and fitting a signal scrambler) you get one more choice..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Person - This is too hard... Possibly either BLueEyedGirl or CharliesAngel

Book - Johnny Cash's autobiography, or Heavier than Heaven - Kurt Cobain's biography.

Animal - One of my 2 dogs... No, that's not fair

Photo - My dogs

Object - A phone "

doubt there would be a signal but u could use it for photos or music till it dies...

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"Wots on the island ???

Treat it uninhabited desert island"

No trees ??

1. Person off fab

Anyone just for company. (female wood be a bonus)

2. Book

Advarnced Survival tatiks

3. Animal

A furtarlised chikin

4. Photo

N.A... just a emtey glars photo frame.

5. Object

My fishing box with all its content. (tekniklel its 1 object)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fabulous and bearded

Lord of the rings

My dog

My parents

A fully equipped boat with satellite phone... its an object!!

( you can't escape... see remit ... so I'm putting holes in the boat and fitting a signal scrambler) you get one more choice.. "

Nope there's always a way to escape plus you cant be lost on an island just stranded

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fabulous and bearded

Lord of the rings

My dog

My parents

A fully equipped boat with satellite phone... its an object!!

( you can't escape... see remit ... so I'm putting holes in the boat and fitting a signal scrambler) you get one more choice..

Nope there's always a way to escape plus you cant be lost on an island just stranded"

nope and where are you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wots on the island ???

Treat it uninhabited desert island

No trees ??

1. Person off fab

Anyone just for company. (female wood be a bonus)

2. Book

Advarnced Survival tatiks

3. Animal

A furtarlised chikin

4. Photo

N.A... just a emtey glars photo frame.

5. Object

My fishing box with all its content. (tekniklel its 1 object) "

technical yellow card!

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"Wots on the island ???

Treat it uninhabited desert island

No trees ??

1. Person off fab

Anyone just for company. (female wood be a bonus)

2. Book

Advarnced Survival tatiks

3. Animal

A furtarlised chikin

4. Photo

N.A... just a emtey glars photo frame.

5. Object

My fishing box with all its content. (tekniklel its 1 object)

technical yellow card! "

Wots the yellow card for ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is there no way of escape, I'm taking my fully fulled yacht as my object.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fabulous and bearded

Lord of the rings

My dog

My parents

A fully equipped boat with satellite phone... its an object!!

( you can't escape... see remit ... so I'm putting holes in the boat and fitting a signal scrambler) you get one more choice..

Nope there's always a way to escape plus you cant be lost on an island just stranded

nope and where are you? "

If you know where you were and good with stars like some of us are you can find out.. plus the boat has all the tech on it.. which has a fuck off lock and imprenetrable hull! So ner

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"Fabulous and bearded

Lord of the rings

My dog

My parents

A fully equipped boat with satellite phone... its an object!!

( you can't escape... see remit ... so I'm putting holes in the boat and fitting a signal scrambler) you get one more choice..

Nope there's always a way to escape plus you cant be lost on an island just stranded

nope and where are you?

If you know where you were and good with stars like some of us are you can find out.. plus the boat has all the tech on it.. which has a fuck off lock and imprenetrable hull! So ner "

Do you actually one a boat ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fabulous and bearded

Lord of the rings

My dog

My parents

A fully equipped boat with satellite phone... its an object!!

( you can't escape... see remit ... so I'm putting holes in the boat and fitting a signal scrambler) you get one more choice..

Nope there's always a way to escape plus you cant be lost on an island just stranded

nope and where are you?

If you know where you were and good with stars like some of us are you can find out.. plus the boat has all the tech on it.. which has a fuck off lock and imprenetrable hull! So ner "

I love a challenge so am on it

plus I made up the rules. You've got your boat passed by scrutineers. ..but it's been modified. Guess you could sleep in it .

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By *oxesMan
over a year ago

Southend, Essex


"Fabulous and bearded

Lord of the rings

My dog

My parents

A fully equipped boat with satellite phone... its an object!!

( you can't escape... see remit ... so I'm putting holes in the boat and fitting a signal scrambler) you get one more choice..

Nope there's always a way to escape plus you cant be lost on an island just stranded

nope and where are you?

If you know where you were and good with stars like some of us are you can find out.. plus the boat has all the tech on it.. which has a fuck off lock and imprenetrable hull! So ner "

what ever happened to bamboo, string, fed ex _oxes and Wilson?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fabulous and bearded

Lord of the rings

My dog

My parents

A fully equipped boat with satellite phone... its an object!!

( you can't escape... see remit ... so I'm putting holes in the boat and fitting a signal scrambler) you get one more choice.. "

You can't put holes in the boat, you're not there Fabulous and bearded is. So in order for you to put holes in the boat you have to visit the island, therefore a means of escape.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A twist on what I often ask friends.

Your going to be lost on a desert island with no way of escape. You can only take 5 things and only one of each...

1. Person off fab

2. Book

3. Animal

4. Photo

5. Object

Be prepared to explain to others who post if you're asked the reason..some may be less obvious than others... or post the reason with you answers if you prefer.

"

1.Sexyspecs.

2.The Kamasutra.

3.A Coo.

4.A nice wee family pic.

5.A suitcase, packed wi desert island survival goodies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fabulous and bearded

Lord of the rings

My dog

My parents

A fully equipped boat with satellite phone... its an object!!

( you can't escape... see remit ... so I'm putting holes in the boat and fitting a signal scrambler) you get one more choice..

Nope there's always a way to escape plus you cant be lost on an island just stranded

nope and where are you?

If you know where you were and good with stars like some of us are you can find out.. plus the boat has all the tech on it.. which has a fuck off lock and imprenetrable hull! So ner

what ever happened to bamboo, string, fed ex _oxes and Wilson? "

Wiiiillllsssssssoooooon

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A twist on what I often ask friends.

Your going to be lost on a desert island with no way of escape. You can only take 5 things and only one of each...

1. Person off fab

2. Book

3. Animal

4. Photo

5. Object

Be prepared to explain to others who post if you're asked the reason..some may be less obvious than others... or post the reason with you answers if you prefer.

1.Sexyspecs.

2.The Kamasutra.

3.A Coo.

4.A nice wee family pic.

5.A suitcase, packed wi desert island survival goodies.

"

yellow carded for full suitcase..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fabulous and bearded

Lord of the rings

My dog

My parents

A fully equipped boat with satellite phone... its an object!!

( you can't escape... see remit ... so I'm putting holes in the boat and fitting a signal scrambler) you get one more choice..

Nope there's always a way to escape plus you cant be lost on an island just stranded

nope and where are you?

If you know where you were and good with stars like some of us are you can find out.. plus the boat has all the tech on it.. which has a fuck off lock and imprenetrable hull! So ner

I love a challenge so am on it

plus I made up the rules. You've got your boat passed by scrutineers. ..but it's been modified. Guess you could sleep in it ."

Ha who said i follow rules... i'll just flash my boobs they are big enough the nearest naval force would see it and pick me up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fabulous and bearded

Lord of the rings

My dog

My parents

A fully equipped boat with satellite phone... its an object!!

( you can't escape... see remit ... so I'm putting holes in the boat and fitting a signal scrambler) you get one more choice..

Nope there's always a way to escape plus you cant be lost on an island just stranded

nope and where are you?

If you know where you were and good with stars like some of us are you can find out.. plus the boat has all the tech on it.. which has a fuck off lock and imprenetrable hull! So ner

I love a challenge so am on it

plus I made up the rules. You've got your boat passed by scrutineers. ..but it's been modified. Guess you could sleep in it .

Ha who said i follow rules... i'll just flash my boobs they are big enough the nearest naval force would see it and pick me up"

would you just float out to them then. .. pontoons.

I'm tying you to a palm tree for insubordination for now....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fabulous and bearded

Lord of the rings

My dog

My parents

A fully equipped boat with satellite phone... its an object!!

( you can't escape... see remit ... so I'm putting holes in the boat and fitting a signal scrambler) you get one more choice..

Nope there's always a way to escape plus you cant be lost on an island just stranded

nope and where are you?

If you know where you were and good with stars like some of us are you can find out.. plus the boat has all the tech on it.. which has a fuck off lock and imprenetrable hull! So ner

I love a challenge so am on it

plus I made up the rules. You've got your boat passed by scrutineers. ..but it's been modified. Guess you could sleep in it .

Ha who said i follow rules... i'll just flash my boobs they are big enough the nearest naval force would see it and pick me up

would you just float out to them then. .. pontoons.

I'm tying you to a palm tree for insubordination for now...."

One thing to remember is a woman will never ever be lost.. because we ask for directions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A twist on what I often ask friends.

Your going to be lost on a desert island with no way of escape. You can only take 5 things and only one of each...

1. Person off fab

2. Book

3. Animal

4. Photo

5. Object

Be prepared to explain to others who post if you're asked the reason..some may be less obvious than others... or post the reason with you answers if you prefer.

1.Sexyspecs.

2.The Kamasutra.

3.A Coo.

4.A nice wee family pic.

5.A suitcase, packed wi desert island survival goodies.

yellow carded for full suitcase.. "

Dafuq

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