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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hi all whats the best way to start a conversationon here ? I normally put something like hi how you doing just wounderd if you would like a chat see how we get on but never get a responce any help please

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Are you asking about posting a thread on here, or pm'ing the lady of your desire? Ain't gotta clue really fella, cos I don't send preemptive pm's and only let the ladies come to me

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Try searching in the forum thread thingy. Plenty of advice around. Or try the Advice and Support board

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi all whats the best way to start a conversationon here ? I normally put something like hi how you doing just wounderd if you would like a chat see how we get on but never get a responce any help please "

What ever you do......don't call anyone fat or a slag ffs

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By *iguy39Man
over a year ago

manchester

I usually find sending a cock pic works, or using words like babe and darling. Also using text speak helps too, always goes down well I find

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Hi all whats the best way to start a conversationon here ? I normally put something like hi how you doing just wounderd if you would like a chat see how we get on but never get a responce any help please

What ever you do......don't call anyone fat or a slag ffs "

Do get a Brad Pitt mask though

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By *aroleBaskinWoman
over a year ago

somewhere down the rabbit hole, Aberdeen


"Hi all whats the best way to start a conversationon here ? I normally put something like hi how you doing just wounderd if you would like a chat see how we get on but never get a responce any help please

What ever you do......don't call anyone fat or a slag ffs "

Ahahahaha that's some good advice right there. It only ends in tears.

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By *ilberryMan
over a year ago

Scarborough

Don't start with "Any BBWs fancy some bareback fun, with my MASSIVE cock"

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Try searching in the forum thread thingy. Plenty of advice around. Or try the Advice and Support board "

What happens if he wants to meet someone like you, and maybe be seduced into something that he didn't think was at all possible in his life.......

Then walk home a broken wreck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Try searching in the forum thread thingy. Plenty of advice around. Or try the Advice and Support board

What happens if he wants to meet someone like you, and maybe be seduced into something that he didn't think was at all possible in his life.......

Then walk home a broken wreck "

Are you on the sauce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask them if they fancy attending a swanky party on your private yacht?

That only really works if you actually have a yacht,otherwise tell them the party is so exclusive that they'll have to be blindfolded.....while you take them to a rubber dinghy at a sewage outlet...then of course you'll need to convince them not to phone the police once you've removed the blindfold!

Happy to help

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By *aroleBaskinWoman
over a year ago

somewhere down the rabbit hole, Aberdeen


"Ask them if they fancy attending a swanky party on your private yacht?

That only really works if you actually have a yacht,otherwise tell them the party is so exclusive that they'll have to be blindfolded.....while you take them to a rubber dinghy at a sewage outlet...then of course you'll need to convince them not to phone the police once you've removed the blindfold!

Happy to help "

This! and promise them a bonfire.

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London


"Try searching in the forum thread thingy. Plenty of advice around. Or try the Advice and Support board

What happens if he wants to meet someone like you, and maybe be seduced into something that he didn't think was at all possible in his life.......

Then walk home a broken wreck "

Highly unlikely...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find promises of cake work best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Try searching in the forum thread thingy. Plenty of advice around. Or try the Advice and Support board

What happens if he wants to meet someone like you, and maybe be seduced into something that he didn't think was at all possible in his life.......

Then walk home a broken wreck

Highly unlikely... "

I know right... he wouldnt be able to walk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi all whats the best way to start a conversationon here ? I normally put something like hi how you doing just wounderd if you would like a chat see how we get on but never get a responce any help please "

Excuse all these rude fmites, firstly you start by saying 'hi'op

Waves*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ask them if they fancy attending a swanky party on your private yacht?

That only really works if you actually have a yacht,otherwise tell them the party is so exclusive that they'll have to be blindfolded.....while you take them to a rubber dinghy at a sewage outlet...then of course you'll need to convince them not to phone the police once you've removed the blindfold!

Happy to help

This! and promise them a bonfire. "

Haha!

As I've said,I've got 2 kinds of 'wood' here eagerly awaiting your return...

One kind will give you nice warm glow,and you can use it to toast marshmallows....

The other kind is for building a bonfire!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Hi, I'm mailing about the car accident you had 3months ago '

I got this from the phone calls I get. It works, you can't get them off the bloody phone, so it's guaranteed it will work for a Pm.

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By *hatguyJoeMan
over a year ago

Preston


"I usually find sending a cock pic works, or using words like babe and darling. Also using text speak helps too, always goes down well I find "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whether you send a beautiful sonnet hand crafted to their profile, 'fancy a fuck', or 'cat dog hippopotamus', it makes absolutely no difference. If they don't get hot and flustered at your profile, your message will be deleted.

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